but watch your back a bear just ate my phone all: kikiwaka, kikiwaka all: kikiwaka, kikiwaka all: kikiwaka, kikiwaka emma, you got lucky. when the stick chose me, it nailed me right in the mouth and i had to get a whole new set of teeth. wanna hold 'em? thank you, but no. i don't know why people are so excited about a stick. just once i wish the spirit stick would choose me. hazel: i choose you. hazel, are you under the bed? i'm everywhere. get used to it. hazel, we know you're here to steal the spirit stick. she does it every year so she can become the guardian. what? no! i'm just here for an impromptu under-bunk inspection. and, you failed, emma! see ya, xan, through your window. xander, you might wanna invest in some curtains. and a taser. hey, ravi, let's go on the roof and drop water balloons on the girls! sorry, i am not a big fan of water right now. you will be, once this bad boy splashes over hazel's head. i'm betting she melts. while i do believe hazel is a witch, my problem is in order to remain a counselor in training, i must be certified as a swim instructor. and my test is on

your back a bear just ate my phone all: kikiwaka, kikiwaka all: kikiwaka, kikiwaka okay, first order of business, today's sack race has been canceled due to a camper finding a snake in her sack. how is kyleigh by the way? good. the doctor said she'll probably keep the leg. quiet! ugh! great. now i can add hearing loss to my list of camp-related injuries. what? item two. there has been a rash of rule violations. including a thriving black market candy ring, and the woodchuck cabin's attempt to flame-broil their bunks! (megaphone feedback) on the bright side, at least my cit knows the proper way to put out an electrical fire. she's my bfff. best fire-fightin' friend! it's obvious i've become a little too lenient around here. so, i've decided to post these. the original camp kikiwaka rules! these were written by our founder, the famous fur trader, and summer camp enthusiast, jedediah swearengen. and many of them still apply today. except, i hope, for the rule about leech-based medical treatments. now, you cits, it's your job to issue a citation any time you see a camper break a rule. an