. >> treat him like kim john hartunkim young --kim jong-un. >> yes.fun, thank you. >> thank you, sir. >> all right. news that has michelle obama jumping for joy, food police, now schoolkids have to show up at fat meetings to slim down, i am glad i'm a grown up. [ man ] touchdown confirmed. we're safe omars. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hi. [ baby fussing ] ♪ neil: welcome to class. time for today's announcement. a reminder. they're listening out there, rounding up your fat little asses. an important fitness machine after school. you know who you are. this is selig went down. almost like this. they had no announcement at a south carolina school announcing that the fatter kids in school, there was going to be like a fat awareness meeting and they have already gotten letters a better show for the meeting and obviously some parents of the aforementioned fat kids get upset and now it's a tussle. now some school officials, skinny, fat, or not have some answering to do. they're enraged. should they be? i can think of a number of ways to do it. >> i'm highly off