kim kardashian.ryan reynolds or chase crawford. yeah, neither. i like jake gyllenhaal. >> who? >> it even works backwards. >> sorry, joe geronimo. [ laughter ] >> i love joe geronimo. he was so good in "break dance fountain." >> and the mom celebrity translator even comes with audio play back so moms can hear the right pronunciation. >> keith ragu. >> keanu reeves. >> oh! [ laughter ] >> the mom celebrity translator. look for it wherever mom products are sold. so, ann taylor. [ cheers and applause ] >>> welcome to target. let's see. yard gloves, tomato seeds. fertilizer. hey, pat sajak, i'll solve the puzzle! gardening! [ light laughter ] it's going to be $42.11. >> here you go. >> a $50! [ light laughter ] and it's legit. i get to put this under the tray. >> i'm sorry. i'm in a hurry. >> hey -- you know what fertilizer is, right? >> excuse me? >> it's part dirt and part feces. it's my job to let you know what you're buying. i just thought you should know you're buying a big bag of feces. [ light lau

before we talk about divas, you know, kim kardashian had a wardrobe emergency last night on the way toe emmys. all right. i wasn't exactly watching, but i follow her on twitter because i follow all of those kardashian girls on the twitter and then they follow us. her zipper broke and she had to be sewn into her dress. kim, your zipper broke when you were here on the "wendy" show and you had to be shown into your skirt. i have to say, the dress fit her like a glove. maybe that's a so in thing. look at that. body down. and her hair is snatched back. can you ever look horrible? i mean, even -- and the answer is no. even when she twits and she's got absolute scrubbed face and she's taking her own twitter picture, she might be home, she still looks beautiful. but i can tell you what, miss thing, you've got to hurry up and do something. because if what i hear that khloe and lamar are married, you've been -- >> engaged. >> wendy: they were in vegas this past weekend, right? >> allegedly they're engaged. >> wendy: here's the thing, kourtney is pregnant and she hosted the preshow with the emmys

which is sort of like paris hilton calling kim kardashian a slut. [ laughter ] i wish you would interviewuse then, at least someone on your show would have balls. [ laughter and ohs ] >> jimmy: watch it. >> sorry. the only reason you hate me is i have the one thing you've always wanted, viewers. i know that i've been nominated "worst person in the world" on your show, so, keith, i want to nominate you for "best person in the world." because you're the best at being a one-sided lard head who's still trying to squeeze himself into suits he bought ten years ago. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: whoa, stop, that is enough. wow, wow, okay. very good. it's time to solve this beef. all right? keith? you okay, buddy? >> yeah, i think so. >> jimmy: want you to do this from the heart. just repeat after me, okay? ready? "i, keith olbermann." >> i, keith olbermann. >> jimmy: "want to apologize to you, glenn beck." >> want to apologize to you, glenn beck. >> jimmy: "for all the mean and hurtful things i say about you." >> for all the mean and hurtful things've said about you. >> jimmy: "you have one of the most

kim kardashian and her mom, kris jenner, swear by ab rocket to stay red-carpet ready. >> i basically my time trying to prepare myself for the next photo shoot. i don't have time to waste with products that just don't work. the ab rocket is definitely your own personal ab trainer. it works from the moment you start so you don't have to spend as much time working out, and there's just nothing as effective. >> i love the ab rocket. it's so easy to use. i have six kids. i've given birth six times, and what that does to your body is it plays a lot of havoc on your, you know, your ab muscles. i have back issues, and i have my neck issue, and i never really thought i'd get my abs back again. there's nothing that really targets that body part for me more than the ab rocket. i've never felt better. who knew that you could feel this good at this age? >> with ab rocket, in as little as five minutes a day, you get firmer, more chiseled abs with your personal ab trainer. you're guaranteed to get results with the low-calorie meal plan and the rockin' body blast dvd. >> adrienne: and the ab rocket

so, anyway, i say all of that to say, now, okay, the other two kardashians, including kim, who rightow is way behind in the race, we got one pregnant, one getting married, and then we got kim. there was one point where kim was the big star. i know you're wondering what i'm holding. it's the registry. hang on. hang on. i know you want to know where she's registered. hang on. look, the bridal party is going to be a complete surprise to khloe. she's letting her girls, sisters, kourtney and kim pick a lucky seven. my thing is okay, kourtney, kim, kendall -- and what's the other little sister's name kylie. there's four. and then the black girlfriend from the show. what's her name? never say her name. >> i like her. >> i like her, too! [ laughter ] milika? no, me like-a your highlights! look at that share. do we have that shot? something america doesn't see. you got it? gorgeous. >> thank you, wendy, how you doin'? >> wendy: how you doin'? ? anyw any anyway, the black girl from the shot who tallies receipts, she will probably be one of them. that's fine. i am thinking -- i still can't figu

and celebrity romance news, khloe kardashian, the sister of kim, is getting married on saturday to lamarab and who hosted lamar odom's bachelor party? that would be joe francis of girl's gone wild. we have a kardashian and lamar odom getting married and joe francis throwing the bachelor party. i think a game of sorts, which will last longer, the marriage of khloe kardashian and lamar odom or this pumpkin? now, this is a freshly picked pumpkin. what we're going to do is monitor it to see which one lasts longer, the pumpkin or the marriage. and by the way, you know i hope you guys stay together because if you don't, the pumpkin wins and nobody wants that. so we're going to put that over there. dicky, you will be the guardian of the pumpkin. we painted our faces on it. khloe, i hope you prove this pumpkin wrong too but i don't have a lot of confidence that you will. [ applause ] what a beautiful likeness. all right, friday night, time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. this is this week in unnecessary censorship. [ cheers and applau

>>> and while i'm at it, what is the deal with the obsession with the kardashians. chloe, kimurtney, are they the ultimate example of being famous for nothing? we have kim from hollywood, senior editor for "in touch weekly." and hila. i brought you both here to help me understand the whole kardashian craziness. chloe kardashian getting married to lamar odom in this lavish, star-studded wedding. they've known each other a month. we'll see this on e "keeping up with the kardashians." and the paparazzi seems to follow them everywhere they go. are the kardashians the perfect example of being famous for doing knot something. >> i want to say congratulations to the newlyweds. second of all, they are famous for being really, really good at self-promoting themselves and marketing, and not to mentioning with being sexy. anyone who says they don't have talent, they don't know what they are talking about. that's their talent and they are good at it. most celebrities in hollywood would be die to be as skilled as they are at self-promoting. good for them. >> well, that's a really diplomati

kim, you reference their late father who was part of the o.j. trial back in the '90s. we should give credit to the kardashianse, for what you're saying that this money making machine, khloe is selling wedding photos that could get up to a half a million bucks. kim gets paid to show up. and courtney making money off of her unexpected pregnancy. i suppose they are laughing all the way to the bank, aren't they. >> exactly. you know, it's no surprise that the day of the wedding all of a sudden news hits the blogs that kim and reggie bush are back together. this is calculated, the drama with the pictures i'm sure is calculated. i'm not going to hold them accountable or anything against them for trying to make a buck and make it in hollywood. >> let me say good for them. let's move on. another big story breaking today. sarah palin goes rogue. we learned sarah palin's memoir rushed to book stores, the title is "going rogue, an american life." kim, they have preprinted over a million copies. this is going to make palin super rich. just what she's wanted it seems. >> well, yeah, you mentioned they are apparently print

kardashian and odom tie the knot. getting married after one month of dating. her sisters, kim and courtney, served as maids of honor.er dad walked her down the aisle. and there could be a new reality show on the couple. >>> and news edge at 11:00, the search is on for a bank obbery person in arlington, and a body found stripped and burned on a playground. tonight the investigation, and are they closer to catching the killer? >> bank  . >>> i always knew that i wanted a job that combined science and technology with environment and international relations. >> reporter: right now she is working on the situation with cars. >> i am happy to say, we almost cleared the way. >> reporter: before that she worked on energy-efficient ho construction, and is doing it with the environmental protection agency. epa is just one of dozens of agencies looking to hire within the next four years. the agency says there will be thousands of openings coming up. >> and you name it, there is an interesting job inside the federal government. >> reporter: the critical need is nurses for the department of federal affa

kardashian tied the knot this weekend after dating for a month. several outlets say they were married at a friend's home. i don't know, robin. is he younger or older. >> i think kim'siful, long, dark hair. i don't know. >> and they're all on tv. >> their names start with k. >> back to you. >> he acts like he doesn't watch it. >> i don't watch the show. >> and he acts like he doesn't watch the real housewives of whatever. >> you just like bruce. i don't know who you're talking about. >>> what's up, everybody? so far, we have one delay. only a 35-minute delay. san francisco, morning fog. it will be there until about noontime. new york city metro, an hour or more delay because of the wind. cleveland, hour-long delay. again, it's a big storm system. i'll show it to you on the radar in about 15 minutes. >> what's your guilty pleasure? >> it would be the housewives of jersey. you can't beat that. >> mine's vegas. member that show? >>> speaking of guilty pleasures, maybe conan o'brien -- he's expected back on the show tonight after he hit his head last week. he was taken to a hospital and released after the accident. nbc has not said what the stunt was, but were forced to

." >> kim kardashian in the best shape of her life. kelly osbourne with a hot new body. llywood losing weight and loving their bodies. "people" on stands documented their journey. here's kim showing off her fit frame. on a photo shoot. she admits after years of feeling insecure, she feels "proud of my curves." >> kim's focusing on her diet. she's eliminated the junk food out of her diet. >> kelly osbourne credits her "dancing with the stars" workout and pilates. >> she's seeing the results. she said on her twitter account, underneath all of her wobbly bits, there's a lot of muscles. >> and tyra leaner than ever. and admitting friday on "the tyra show" that the public weight loss has not been easy. >> i felt conflicted after the kiss my fat ass thing. it's still fat, by the way. >> get ready for the kind of story that is so dramatic, you can't make it up. >> because it's a rare condition, nobody really knows what this abnormality is. >> at the moment, he's a medical mystery. >> i know what he can do. but, i mean, that's crazy. >> in our continuing reality show series, the