my friends call me kimmel.n't think i look like jimmy kimmel but i hear it a lot. >> i went to go watch the show that night and i saw it and i was like oh, crap, i do look like jimmy kimmel. >> the lady at dunkin' donuts where i get my coffee every morning started asking me, they're like do people tell you you look like jimmy kimmel? >> when i fluctuate weight, when i'm heavier i get jimmy kimmel. when i'm skinnier i get john stamos. >> she came up to me and said did anyone ever tell you you look like jimmy kimmel? oh, boy, here we go again. >> jimmy: maybe i'm part of some secret government cloning project i didn't know about. we thought it would be fun to play our skype scavenger hunt with a couple of these guys. first off please welcome my look-alike number one from san antonio, texas roger torres. hello, roger. [ cheers and applause ] how has looking like me affected your life, roger? >> oh, goodness. people at work respect me more now. >> jimmy: oh, they do? i wish i got that here. you ever get john gossel

who's jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy kimmel told me to do this. >> he did? all of your candy. >> what? he doesn't like me. >> he doesn't like you? >> no he doesn't. >> i spent two hours walking around the whole entire neighborhood getting candy. >> just kidding. >> mom! why did you do that every halloween? >> i ate all of your halloween candy yesterday. you want to call her? she's at school. >> tell her to come home and bring me me my candy. >> she can't. she ate it. >> that [ bleep ]. >> out of the mouths of babes. thanks to all of the kids and their terrible parents who pitched in and made that possible. tonight on the show, artie lang is here. we have music from jane's addiction. and we'll be right back with chris hemsworth. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yeah, i dream about bacon. [sfx] wham! so i'm bringing back the blt cheeseburger combo. a juicy jumbo beef patty loaded with hickory smoked bacon and melting cheese plus fries and a drink for just $4.99. but this isn't a dream. it's just a video from my last birthday party. to those who've been waiting welcom

it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight barbara walters. from "frozen," josh gad. and music from fall out boy with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> thank you for watching. thank you for watching. thank you for your energy. i need energy. i'm tired. i woke up at 6:30 this morning at disneyland. the truth is i was at disney land to ride this awesome new ride they have called the view.

>> jimmy: i am jimmy kimmel. the reason you are seeing me backstage instead of on stage, tonight's show will have limited commercial interrumeption thank to hp, a two in one design, a high performing device and portable tablet with detach bulky board. just, very, very, very exciting. >> guillermo: we are going to have more time for each other. >> jimmy: for each other and a holiday prank. >> guillermo: sound so good. >> jimmy: release me from the clutches. get out to the spot and let's go do the show. >> guillermo: just one more second. okay, let's go. >> jimmy: okay. >> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- plus idris elba, chef rene redzepi, and music from chvrches and now, i'll remind you, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ jimmy kimmel live ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. thank you for being here tonight. this is -- this is going to be a -- a big fat show. because we are, we are coming to you with only two commercial breaks tonight. it will almost be like hbo only with less nudity t if

he apologized. >> if i were kimmel i would not have apologized.satire and political correctness has run amok. >> abc and disney have a huge business venture. >> oh, there you go. >> they are about to open disney china. they have two hotels coming up. a shopping mall. they don't want to jeopardize that the. >> disney china. i can't wait to go. i can't. can you see goofy and mao? they will all wear the little red hats and if the kids misbehave it's the gulag! all right. get them out of here. am i overdoing it? >> you're probably exactly right. >> okay. martha mccallum. >> that little boy will be first online. >> he's feisty. i would have said that. factor tip of the day next on johnny carson. the tip moments away. ♪ [ ma announcer ] your eyes. even at a distance of 10 miles... the length of 146 football fields... they can see the light of a single candle. your eyes are amazing. look after them with centrum silver. multivitamins with lutein and vitamins a, c, and e to support healthy eyes and packed with key nutrients to support your heart and brain,

. >> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- tracy morgan, from "delivery man," chris pratt "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music from pusha t featuring pharrell williams and now, just in the nick of time, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ jimmy kimmel live ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here we go.

he apologized. >> if i were kimmel i would not have apologized.d political correctness has run amok. >> abc and disney have a huge business venture. >> oh, there you go. >> they are about to open disney china. they have two hotels coming up. a shopping mall. they don't want to jeopardize that the. >> disney china. i can't wait to go. i can't. can you see goofy and mao? they will all wear the little red hats and if the kids misbehave it's the gulag! all right. get them out of here. am i overdoing it? >> you're probably exactly right. >> okay. martha mccallum. >> that little boy will be first online. >> he's feisty. i would have said that. factor tip of the day next on johnny carson. the tip moments away. [ tires screech ] ♪ [ male announcer ] 1.21 gigawatts. today, that's easy. ge is revolutioning power. supercharging turbines with advanced hardware and innovative software. using data predictively to help power entire cities. so the turbines of today... will power us all... into the future. ♪ like, scoring the perfect table? ♪ or getting a better s

jimmy kimmel live is coming up >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! king chef mario batali. and music from daughtry. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: tonight on the program

. >>> kimmel, silverman, reunited. but did it feel very good? the awkward moments and silverman's surprise. >>> machines can sometimes misread or fail to record the way ballots are cast. checking the machine count with a hand count is accepted far and wide as the best way to know the true intentions of the voters. [ mom ] over the years, i've learned how to stretch my party budget. but when my so-called bargain brand towel made a mess of things, i switched to bounty basic. look! one sheet of bounty basic is 50% stronger than a full sheet of the bargain brand. bounty basic. the strong but affordable picker upper. >>> all right. thursday night football. afc south rivals, colts and titans. nashville, tennessee. chris johnson, finds a hole, gone. titans put up two tds on the board. early in the second, a little bit chippy. helmet comes off. then a butt to the head. refs never saw it. no penalty on the play, by the way. i don't know. maybe something after the fact. andrew luck, second half, takes it himself. he's a big, strong boy. indianapolis gets

and now, as you well know, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ jimmy kimmel now >> jimmy: thank you for watching. we have got a -- a wonderful program lined up for you tonight. my favorite band named after a vegetable is here tonight. and the cast of "modern family" is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] we didn't have room for the kids, too. our couch only holds five people so somebody is going to have to sit on my lap. the winter olympics are four months away from today but the olympic torch is already being run. after the official lighting ceremony in greece, the torch arrived in russia this weekend and it ran into a little snag. that's former world swimming champion. the wind blew it out. which would never have happened if they had used the new olympic e-torch. i think if it blows out they would have to run it back to greece and start over. he got a light from a security guard. i love that a guy running with a global symbol of athleticism needed help from somebody with a cigarette lighter. what a proud day for smokers all over the world.

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight rob lowe, from "scandal", columbus short, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from nine inch nails. with cleto and the cletones. and now, i knew this would happen -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi there, i'm jimmy. thank you for watching. thank you for being here on this beautiful night in southern california. [ cheers and applause ] it was really lovely today from beginning to end. it was sunny, and -- 80 degrees here today. it is a perfect night in hollywood. yet i am still jealous, i am not in toronto where the saga of mayor rob ford is better than any good weather could be. if you have not been following the story, a video floating around since may, that reportedly shows mayor ford smoking crack. we haven't seen the video yet. but the tore ron tomorr rtoront has. tuesday after months of denials, the mayor admitted he had smoked crack in a drunken stupor, and today, as if that wasn't good enough, there is new video that was obtained

kimmel. the word of the year -- as it is designated is a word or expression that is attracting a great deal of attention during that year to date. words like twerk, big coin, who could forget -- candidates for the word are -- judged to best reflect the mood and preoccupation of said year. and this year, selfie was declared the oxford dictionary, word of 2013. now i have to go back to my hotel room and swallow poison. if you could send my best wishes to larry king. >> jimmy: i didn't know they called it a sharknado over there. and a sequel to the classic "it is a wonderful life" in the works, slated to be released in 2015, and will revolve around george bailey's grandson, and learned a lesson from the angel of george bailey's daughter. they team up to save the bank from zombies and have sex on a bus. it is a sequel to making a classic. i don't know if they have a title. if not, i would call it, it's a terrible idea. and my update on toronto's mayor rob ford. he is very popular here in the unit

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. >> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ry man," chris pratt "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music from pusha t featuring pharrell williams and now, just in the nick of time, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ jimmy kimmel live ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here we go. i'm jimmy. welcome to the show.

. >> dickey: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!onight, robin williams, the kids from modern family, and music from the killers, with cleto and the cletones and now, there's no other way to say it, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ jimmy kimmel live [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here.

and don't be afraid, here's jimmy kimmel! >> hello and welcome. my name is snow. thank you for watching. thank you for coming here. happy halloween, everybody. what do you think? beautiful, right? i'm wearing a pair of spanx underneath this. you mean the po tell me no one questions the fact that prince charming was going around kissing unconscious women? he sounds like a real creep to me. i was either going to be snow white or walter white but i thought there were already enough of those so i chose to be a disney princess. everyone on our show is a disney princess tonight including guermo. as you are dressed as. >> i am jasmine. >> you're what the? >> i'm jasmine. >> you're belly is hairy. >> the flying carpet on his stomach and our band is dressed up. who are you? >> cinderella. >> you look very lovely. and this is princess bell? >> jonathan, who are you? >> rapunzel. >> and you're molan? who are you? >> sleeping beauty. >> you look beautiful. and what the hell are you? pocha hontas. >> and the most beautiful of all is our announcer, dickey. who are you? >> i'm a

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some of the protesters in the large crowd holding signs saying "fire jimmy kimmel." the crowd is angry over a group that kimmel asked children how to solve the tradeipl imbalance with china and some boy said "kill everyone in china." kimmel and the network have both issued apologizes. >>> the highway patrol is issuing warnings about traffic through the new casino near rohnert park and now the chp is telling drivers to expect delays all weekend. they will have extra officers on duty to handle the congestion. >>> a north bay street is expected to re-open at midnight, following a day-long closure due to this downed power line. le highway patrol says the white suv struck the pole and flipped at rohnert park. the driver was arrested under suspicious of driving under the influence of drugs. >>> a shop that afternoons up everything oakland opened its second location today oaklandish held a community opening party at its new star at few vail in the diamond district. it sells city-pranded clothing and other items made by local artisans and artists. oakland mayor jean quan was

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tonight, ray romano from "the >> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!onight, ray romano from "the best man holiday" eddie cibrian and music from the killers with cleto and the cletones and now, like i told you before, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ jimmy kimmel live [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. very nice. thank you. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here tonight.

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connecticut >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight zooey deschanel.hris elliott. and music from frank turner and the sleeping souls. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. thank you for coming. so glad you're here.

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>> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight barbara walters. from "frozen," josh gad. and music from fall out boy with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> thank you for watching. thank you for watching. thank you for your energy. i need energy. i'm tired. i woke up at 6:30 this morning at disneyland. the truth is i was at disney land to ride this awesome new ride they have called the view. you sit in a chair. it doesn't move but you're surrounded by five women who shout questions at you and you freak out. i was on "the view" this morning or i had a vivid dream that all of my aunts were mad at me. barbara walters is here tonight. this is the first time she has ever been here. we both work on abc. we got off to kind of a rocky start the first 11 years of the show. at long last she is here and koi tonight barbara has promised to answer this question. >> i know this is an uncomfortable place to bring this up. of all the co-hosts you have worked with over the years and i want to ask you tonight and you don't have to answer this

. >> tvl "jimmy kimmel live", live", coming up next.s for joining us everyone. >> for all of us here, we appreciate your time. connect with us on twitter at bay area and local news. >> tomorrow morning 4:30 good night everyone. >> have a good ♪ at kaiser permanente we've reduced serious heart attacks by 62%, which makes days with grandpa jack 100% more possible. join us at kp.org and thrive. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- chris hemsworth. artie lange. jimmy's youtube challenge and music from jane's addiction. with cleto and the cletones and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you. thank you. thank you. i'm glad you're on time.

here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ indiscernible ] >> jimmy: i know there are so many things you could be doing with your wednesday night. you could be sleeping, reading, could be making love. oh, wait a minute you are making love. did any of you vote yesterday? yeah, right. it's all right. you will get to it eventually. the city of new york has a new mayor, bill de blasio. and chris christie. the measure in portland, maine, the first city to legalize recreational use of marijuana. [ applause ] joint is a m-- >> jimmy: it is legal for adults to possess 2.5 ounces of marijuana. a lot. like a zip lock bag. enough to get an elephant stoned. which would be hilarious by the way. the measure passed by 70% of voters said yes to marijuana. there is not an nba team in maine. that is rob ford is still mayor after admitting he smoked crack in office. reason he admitted this, they report lead have a video of him smoking crack. a video he claimed did not exist until last week. mayor ford changed his st

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love it or hate it, jimmy kimmel's candy prank is making america laugh by watching kids cry. >>> good morning. we begin this tuesday with terror at one of the nation's largest shopping malls. >> shots rang out at the garden state plaza in northern new jersey, just before closing time. >> just moments ago, police found the body of the suspected shooter. >> abc's matt kozar has been on the scene. matt, what's the very latest? >> reporter: good morning, diana and john. we're learning more about the shooter. his name is richard shoop. police found a suicide note. and they found his body in a back room here at the mall. it likely took them a long time to find him because this mall is so big. it's still unclear why he did what he did. a sole gunman unleashes terror inside new jersey's garden state plaza mall monday night. >> it was no individual that was struck by anything, other than mr. shoop taking his own life, with the weapon that he used to do the firing inside the mall. >> reporter: police believe the gunman, dressed in black, may have also been wearing a motorcycle helmet, as he fir

tonight, ray romano fr e >> from hollywood, "jimmy kimmel live"!romano from "the best man holiday" eddie cibrian and music from the killers with cleto and the cletones and now, like i told you before, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ jimmy kimmel live [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. very nice. thank you. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] this is a particularly special night. i would look to start the show by wishing myself a very happy birthday. no, no -- pass your gifts off to the front. i will open them later. i got a lot of calls and texts for my birthday this morning. don't get me wrong. i appreciate it. i really do. i would look to take a moment to refresh my relatives, especially older relatives on the east coast about something called time difference you. see when it is 9:00 a.m. in new york it is 6:00 a.m. in lay lay whelay -- l.a. where i live. just imagine turning the 9 upside down. when you call from the east coast 9:00 a.m., 6:00 a.m.

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tonight, ray romano from "the >> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, ray romano from "the best man holiday" eddie cibrian and music from the killers with cleto and the cletones and now, like i told you before, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ jimmy kimmel live [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. very nice. thank you. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] this is a particularly special night. i would look to start the show by wishing myself a very happy birthday. no, no -- pass your gifts off to the front. i will open them later. i got a lot of calls and texts for my birthday this morning. don't get me wrong. i appreciate it. i really do. i would look to take a moment to refresh my relatives, especially older relatives on the east coast about something called time difference you. see when it is 9:00 a.m. in new york it is 6:00 a.m. in lay lay whelay -- l.a. where i live. just imagine turning the 9 upside down. when you call from the east coast 9:00 a

>> dickey: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, robin williams, the kids from modern family, and music from the killers, with cleto and the cletones and now, there's no other way to say it, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ jimmy kimmel live [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. on this momentous occasion. i appreciate that. i will say it is -- i'm glad, it is a special day today. a special date. today is november 12, 2013, or 11/12/13. you realize what that means, guillermo, right? >> guillermo: i don't know. >> jimmy: it means nothing. but my plan is to make this the best 11/12/13 of your life. the one-and-only robin williams is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] and -- we are hosting the first of two nights with the killers. tonight. for practice. tomorrow they nail it. not easy to get the kill tires play on your show on consecutive nights. they fell for the you have to book minimum of two nights requirement, trick. it is rare we ask band to p

and this year, she is getting an a-list assist from jimmy kimmel.w meaning to omg. >> oh, my god! i can see a lot of things i'm gonna go home with. >> yep, it's that time of year again. >> this is the most exciting time of the year. >> oprah vamping it up and giving a little flashdance, all for her anticipated favorite things issue of "o" magazine. >> this may be one of my favorites. >> o feeling the holiday spirit already, getting a helping hand from one of her famous friend ises. >> hey, how is it going over there? >> it's going real good, oprah. i'm hoping to have this done by easter. 2015? >> jimmy kimmel playing taylor, oprah playing taste maker? >> these, i love, love, love, love. going to get them in every color. >> "extra" with this exclusive preview of the full picks, the list on newsstands november 12th. >> enjoy favorite things. >> i will. favorite things are my favorite. >> jimmy showed off the "o" magazine cover on his show last night answered also debut this year's version of one of my favorite things, parents to tell their kids they a

>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- tracy morgan, from "delivery man," chris pratt "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music from pusha t featuring pharrell williams and now, just in the nick of time, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ jimmy kimmel live ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here we go. i'm jimmy. welcome to the show. thank you very much. thank you for being with us. thank you for -- thank you for braving the elements to be here tonight. the weather was wow, i think we got 1/18 inch of precipitation over the last 24 hours. we have counselors available if any one was hit by a rain drop. for those of you whuch lio live normal cities it rained here this morning. i don't know if we will ever be able to recover from it. everyone was late to work here this morning. everyone was complaining abut tabut -- about the traffic. you would think we got hit by a tornado. we got .26 inches of ran for real. i think you get wetter if someone knesneezes. that did not stop the local news channels to spring into action

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, jennifer garner, david arquette, and music from arcade fire. with cleto and the cletones! and now, while we're at it, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome! thank you for watching. thank you for showering me with your affection. i did need another shower. that's very nice. we have a, a great show for you tonight. hopefully to match your enthusiasm, jennifer garner, david arquette, and music from arcade fire. great band. arcade fire. on the roof of capital records building down the street. their new album "reflection" came out. if you don't buy it they will jump off the capital records building to. night is a difficult night for our announcer, dickey he has a thick boston accent. in case you hadn't noticed. dickey, pronounce the names of the guests tonight. go through it one more time. >> we had jennifer garner, david arquette, and arcade fire. >> jimmy: there you go. boston. and good accent. guillermo does, believe it or not, guillermo does imitations and does a boston accen

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let's listen in at jimmy kimmel getting it a little bit here.el mchale. >> jimmy has revolutionized the late-night comedy monologue by adding clips from reality shows. wow, where did you come up with that, bud? really good. >> yeah. one of jeffrey ross who got the ball started on jimmy kimmel's recent scandal, jimmy has been in hot water lately but enough about oprah's hot tub. got to love the roast, right? fun. cool one-liners. >> he gives it out and knows how to take it. >>> finally good news out of the justin bieber camp. he wants to get involved in the relief effort for the philippines. he tagged a wall, not so great because it is graffiti, but he took a picture. and it says, "pray for the philippines," signed it j.b., justin bieber. he is going to auction it off. as well as a picture from his instagram account. the next picture is from tmz and that's all of the spray cans he used. he's going to auction off the pictures and donate it to a soon-to-be-named typhoon relief effort. finally good news. good pr. >> way to go, justin. yeah. finally

debt is not turning out to be so funny for late night comedian jimmy kimmel.hina a lot of money, $1.3 trillion. how should we pay them back? >> you kill everyone in china. >> kill everyone in china. >> that's an interesting idea. >> turns out lots and lots of people didn't think that was so funny but despite apologies by abc and kimmel, hundreds of chinese-americans hit the streets protesting the network comparing kimmel to hitler and calling for his job. cnn entertainment correspondent nischelle turner is in new york with more. good morning. >> good morning, carol. this is definitely not simmering down. these protests are still going on, it's been almost a month since the joke was made during that kids table segment on the kimmel show. actually i think it was october 16th, to be exact, and since then abc and jimmy kimmel have tried to make amends for this. abc apologized, they said the network would "never purposefully broadcast anything to upset the chinese community, asian community or anyone of chinese descent or any community at large." they have also mad

jimmy kimmel, the first-ever disney princess, snow white. clear move to kiss up to the abc bosses. his sidekick also dressed up. you'll see him. the band members also dressed up as disney princesses. >> they look great. princess jasmine. if you're wondering how he managed to look so hot in this outfit, kimmel claims he was wearing spanx. >> there you go. >>> if you're planning to hit yard sales in and around the santa barbara area this weekend, there's one you don't want to miss. >> oprah winfrey is selling some of her favorite things. about 600 items from her studio in chicago and from her 4 homes. starting bids range from $150 all the way up to $20,000. >> this auction is also available to online buyers. proceeds will go to a college fund for students of oprah's south african school. >> all for a good cause. >>> finally, the child being called the biggest baby born this year. he's joel brandon jr. of utah. >> getting a bath. born by c-section. he was 14 pounds even. >> wow. and he's got two sisters, you see there. totally cute. week! it do

jimmy kimmel's scoop when we come back. now that i'm getting older some things are harder to do. be careful babe. [ doorbell rings ] let's see what's cookin'. look at this. that's a swiffer. i don't have to climb up. did you notice how clean it looks? morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening! i want you to know. >>> at the top of the show, we talked about the fdas move to ban transfats across the country. if you want to sound smart, artificial transfats invented in 1901 by a german chemist. hydrogenated oils were thought to be safer than transfats. it was 1990 the transfats were determined to contribute to heart disease. let's go to lewis and the cooler. good morning, sir. >> happy friday. let's go to a person near and dear to my heart. vice president joe biden doesn't have good luck with congratulatory phone calls. he dialed two wrong numbers looking for marty walsh. we have the phone call. >> mr. mayor, congratulations. marty, it's joe biden. nice to see you win and labor win. anything i can do to help you from the white house in terms of your needs, holler, man.

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and now, truth be known, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ jimmy kimmel live [ indiscernible ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a special show for you tonight. from the new hunger games movie, elizabeth banks is with us here tonight. we will have music from daughtry tonight. and celebrate birthday number 80 with larry king. larry king. 80th birthday. larry king was born on this day in 19 something not great with math. he is still working. most men his age are wandering around the beach with a metal detector. not larry, larry is here to party. i might try to get him drunk. wouldn't that be fun? [ cheers and applause ] i would pay to see drunken larry king. big news from oxford english dictionary, for all of you kids watching who don't know what the oxford english dictionary, a small portion of the internet, printed out, kept on a shelf opened once every three years during a scrabble game. anyway, oxford english dictionary announced their word of the year for 2013 and it is selfie. that's right. oh, no, don't you dare clap for that.

start with jimmy kimmel. >> hands down the best of the night. look at that makeup. >> wow!t snow white. who would have known. >> think the producers came and said we want to make you in to snow white. >> i'm curious how that conversation went. >> and these are disney themes. >> they look amazing. >> jasmine never looked so -- i don't know what the word is. >> i don't think we will look at princess jasmine again in the same way. >> that is captain hook. >> is that -- who's that? i guess a staff member. awesome. next up, honey boo boo. and her family. i'm sorry. jumped ahead. this is -- guess who that is. >> heidi klum. >> you cheated. >> i cheated. >> that is heidi klum. one of the most sexy beautiful women in the world and did they go out all for that. she played an older version of herself, very older version. >> you know who she looks like, driving miss daisy. >> that is unbelievably realistic. >> never know it was her. >> someday that will probably be her. amazing to think, but yeah that's awesome. now honey boo boo and her family. you know who they are. got any guesses?

and now, behold, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice!hank you. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the show. thank you for watching. [ indiscernible ] thank you very much. i have a -- i have a great story for you tonight. do we have any canadians in our studio? [ cheers and applause ] excellent. i need your help. how many of you are familiar with toronto mayor rob ford? [ applause ] if you aren't let me catch you up. rob ford has been mayor of toronto for three years. he was a city councilman, seven years before that. since then he has been involved in a number of shenanigans, most notably a video seen by reporters from "the toronto star" that showed mayor ford smoking what they described as a crack pipe. but the video some how disappeared after they saw it. mayor ford claimed it did not exist. he said it was a media conspiracy against him. last week the chief of police in toronto announced he has the video and plans to show it. now in court. which changed things a bit. so today after several days of dodging the press, the mayor held two