and now, till the end of the program, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for the beautiful reception. that's very nice. i appreciate it. by the way, in case it slipped your mind, i'm going to remind you that midnight is approaching and we are minutes away from april fool's day. so don't forget to turn your friends' clock back an hour. [ laughter ] you know, april fool's day kind of sneaks up on you. it's easy to forget to come up with an idea of something good to do to your loved ones. and then once they realize what day it is in the morning it's too late. but if you're up now, you're watching while your husband or wife or kids or parents are asleep, you have the upper hand. i mean, it's almost -- [ laughter ] it's almost like they're asking you to do something to them. good to come up with your own thing. i like to come up with custom pranks specifically tailored to the

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"jimmy kimmel live"! behind the scandalabra! tonight, jimmy's on the set of "scandal" with shonda rimes and kerry robinson, guillermo,000 diaz, kenny lowes, jeff perry, bellamy young, scott foley, and much more! and now, here is jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello, gladiators, i'm jimmy kimmel. and tonight i will take you behind the scandalabra here at olivia pope and associates where people go to get things fixed.

tonight on scwim me kimmel -- on jimmy jimmy kimmle, >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jesse tyler ferguson and eric stonestreet, robin roberts, and music from circa zero. with cleto and the cletones. and now, as a matter of fact, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming and joining us here in los angeles, california. and yes, i am -- in case you are wondering what this is around my neck, i am wearing a bow tie. this is a gift from one of ow guests tonight, jesse tyler ferguson. jesse started a charitable organization called tie the knot. and i spent the last 2 1/2 hours trying to do just that. [ laughter ] it's hard to tie a bow tie without your dad helping. you know, my wife is pregnant. i decided tonight while i was trying to put this on i will not help the doctor with the umbilical cord. i will leave that up to her. it was a very big day for l.a. sports today. donald sterling, the beloved owner of the los angeles clippers. [ laughter ] as you know, was captured

kimmel, actor seth mcfarland. enjoy. >> have a terrific weekend. >> good night. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- seth macfarlane. from "transcendence," paul bettany. and music from sam smith. with cleto and the cleotones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for -- for being here on this -- night. very nice. i -- i know what you are wondering and the answer is no, i cannot help you got a queen elsa dress for your daughter. though i do work for disney. have you heard about the queen elsa dresses, the snow queen, a character from frozen, apparently demand for an official queen elsa dress which retails for $20. it's -- a children's costume, so crazy, people are bidding $1,600 for them on e-bay. so, $1,600. if you spend $1,46 for a disney princess dress. how does that work? does that make you a good parent or terrible parent? i'm not sure. it's crazy. light blue, polyester dress, with ahiny white cape. half the guys on hol

>> how about i love jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: i like that. >> i love jimmy kimmel.that maybe there would be this time, these times when i would be watching "californication" at the same time other people were watching it. >> jimmy: that's nice people could complain to you about every little thing we don't like. let's tell them we're going to do that. i look toward to doing that. >> jimmy: that's too many words. tell them i love you also. and then maybe a hashtag of some kind. do you know what that is? >> do you know how much i trust you? you could be tweeting any [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: you're right. one racial slur and you're sunk, my friend. you know what i'm going to put. i'm going to put #racialslur. how about #nonracialslur. all right, we'll tweet it. and then i'll retweet it. >> what does that mean? >> jimmy: i don't know. i'll explain to you after the show. >> i consider myself a spotter of trends. >> jimmy: david duchovny, "californication." we'll be right back with danai gurira. >> portions of jimmy kimmel live are brought to you by new vaseline men's spray lo

the "gma" co-anchor making a stop at "jimmy kimmel live."ou rent a dvd, don't bother rewinding it. the way i see it, it's the next guy's problem. oh, larry. she thinks i'm crazy. mm-hmm. but would a crazy person save 15% on car insurance in just 15 minutes? [ chuckles ] [ male announcer ] 15 minutes for a quote is crazy. with esurance, 7½ minutes could save you on car insurance. welcome to the modern world. esurance. backed by allstate. click or call. welcome to the modern world. oh no. who are you? daddy, this is blair, he booked this room with priceline express deals and saved a ton. i got everything i wanted. i always do. he seemed nice. i've quit for 75 days. 15 days, but not in a row. for the first time, you can use nicorette even if you slip up, so you can reach your goal. now, quit on your own terms with nicorette or nicoderm cq. that's why we reimagined the range using a tri-ring burner. from the lowest simmer to the hottest sear, perfection is yours... almost. ge. reimagining home. ♪ i came in like a wrecking ball ♪ >>> time to chec

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. >> right now on jimmy kimmel >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, johnny depp, from "mad men" jessica parÉ, wiz khalifa, and music from chuck e. weiss, with cleto and the cletones -- and now, how many times must i tell you, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. you're very nice. i want to share something with you. a little insight on what goes on backstage before we go on. there's a guy named josh backstage. he's the stage manager. right? and he -- the curtains open, he yells, "go." [ laughter ] i've done like a thousand shows. i know when to go. dicky says my name, i go. it's very simple. [ laughter ] well, thank you for watching on this night of college basketball and drew carey in dance pants. i don't know who won because the game is being played right now, but a surprising match-up. 7th seeded connecticut played 8th seeded ken. they say this is the most unlikely college basketball

i'm diddy kimmel. tell your friends.show from the movie cesar chavez, michael pena is here. we have music from london grammar. and we'll be right back with julia louis-dreyfus. ♪ fold up your old map verizon, t-mobiles network now reaches 96% of americans. ythan sneezing and itchy eyes. they also bring tough nasal congestion. so you need claritin-d. it combines the leading non-drowsy antihistamine with a powerful decongestant all in one pill. so blow away nasal congestion fast with claritin-d. your pet is like a mirror... they reflect what you give them. that's why the quality of their nutrition is so important. learn more about choosing the right food for your pet's unique needs, at petsmart. see the difference in your pet when you rethink mealtime! >> jimmy: tonight on the program -- starting friday, you can see him as cesar chavez in the aptly title film "cesar chavez." michael pena is here. and then a terrific band. their album is called "if you wait." london grammar from the at&t stage. tomorrow night -- jason batem

jimmy kimmel, behind the jimmy kimmel, behind the scandal >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! behind the scandalabra! tonight, jimmy's on the set of "scandal" with shonda rimes and kerry robinson, guillermo,000 diaz, kenny lowes, jeff perry, bellamy young, scott foley, and much more! and now, here is jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello, gladiators, i'm jimmy kimmel. and tonight i will take you behind the scandalabra here at olivia pope and associates where people go to get things fixed. you can even get your dog fixed here to. night you presumably watched finale of "scandal" season three. we left off, vincent re-elected. olivia at sandals resort with jake. as i can tell the first lady is still hammered. tonight behind the scenes of "scand "scandal" and probably steal something from the set. we are going to dissect tonight's finale is excruciating detail, scandal blooper reel and every episode of the spanish language escandalo and muy caliente. a scandal inside ear grer agree reveal secrets about the show's cast. it will been a word -- scandalous. but first, to guide us throug

and now, as a matter of fact, here's jimmy kimmel!mmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you, all of you here

and now, before i forget, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. you. thank you for watching. thank you for clapping. thank you for -- thank you for everything. [ cheers and applause ] especially for standing out in an unusually hot -- it was very warm here today. actually hot. 88 degrees here in hollywood. that's 16 degrees hotter than normal. i don't know what is going on. this winter never came this year. just like "game of thrones" they said it would. it didn't come. there is an unusual event going on. the earth which is the planet we live on. the sun, you know the sun. and mars, will all aalign. in a straight line with mars and the sun. it is as if god is shooting pool with us. this happens every two years. mars will be visible all night tonight. it is ten times brighter tonight than any star in the sky. remember the sky from back before texting. remember? it's up, in that area. hey, last night in arlington, uconn huskies beat the wildcats to win the tournament, not only are they the ncaa champs, according to heather,000 chi ch the u-conn husk

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: how are you doing? thank you for watching. thank you for -- being here. very nice. i know what you are wondering, no i cannot help you get a dress for your daughter. though i technically do work for disney. have you heard about the queen elsa dresses, a character from "frozen" demand for, an official queen elsa dress which retails for $20. people are bidding $1,600 on ebay. $1,600. if you spend $1,600 for a disney princess dress. how does that work? make you a good parent or terrible parent. i am not sure. crazy though. light blue, polyester dress. with a shiny white cape. half the guys on hollywood boulevard are wearing dresses and a cape right now. to spend two weeks salary on a disney princess dress. the perfect opportunity to teach her the meaning of the word "let it go." yesterday i got to fulfill not a lifelong dream. a dream since the mayor of toronto came into all of our lives. i appeared as the first ever guest on the youtube show, they have their own youtube channel, called official ford nation. tomorrow i will be on

kimmel live"!ht, johnny depp, from "mad men" jessica parÉ, wiz khalifa, and music from chuck e. weiss, with cleto and the cletones -- and now, how many times must i tell you, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming.

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: how are you doing? thank you for watching. thank you for --

and now, from now on, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for tuning in. that's very nice. i don't mean to do personal business here, but does anyone want to buy a pair of clippers season tickets? [ laughter ] i'll give you a great deal on them. i swear. as you probably know, on saturday the owner of the los angeles clippers, real estate magnate donald sterling, was caught on tape saying very racist things to a woman who's believed to be his former girlfriend. her name is v. stiviano. he was apparently, donald sterling, upset because she posted a picture of herself on instagram posing with magic johnson. and he was upset not because magic is a former laker and there's a rivalry. he was upset because she was, quote, publicly associating with black people and magic is a black people. [ laughter ] so it's a long tape. they posted a lot of it on tmz and even more on dea

. >> but right now on jimmy kimmel, actor seth mcfarland.ave a terrific weekend. >> good night. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- seth macfarlane. from "transcendence," paul bettany. and music from sam smith. with cleto and the cleotones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for -- for

. >> right now on jimmy kimmel actress judy bowen. actress judy bowen. >> good night everyone >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight julie bowen. comedian dave attell. this week in unnecessary censorship. and music from cut/copy. with cleto and the cletones. and now, as far as i can tell, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ "jimmy kimmel live" >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. i'd look ike to welcome you. don't be alarmed. we are very friendly. right, guillermo. >> guillermo: right, jimmy. >> jimmy: let me ask. who do you think who works at the show is the most friendly person on the staff? >> guillermo: cleto sr. >> jimmy: i would have to agree. cleto sr. who is the least friendly person on the staff, would you say? >> guillermo: brad, i don't remember his last name. brad. >> jimmy: brad. he is? wow. this morning, "time" magazine, every year, right after people releases its 50 most beautiful people issue, time releases its list of the 100 most influential people. usually i ma

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- tim allen, from "once upon a time," ginnifer goodwin and music from foster the people. with cleto and the cletone. and now, as a matter of fact, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you, all of you here -- [ cheers and applause ] [ indiscernible ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming to my seminar. i swear this isn't a cult. really, i swear. today is an interesting day for me. if you watched the show last night or the night before, i have been having a rough time. because my mom didn't get me an easter basket this year. every year, since i was born, well into my 40s, my mother has given me an easter basket on easter, the day to do it. at a certain point, i think my wife was like "what is going on with this?" it became embarrassing. i told her once i turn 50 i don't want them anymore. i want to give her a few years to get used to this. an emotional buffer if you will. but

and now, from now on, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for

and now, before i forget, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: very nice.thank you for watching. thank you for clapping. thank you for -- thank you for everything. [ cheers and applause ]

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tonight on scwim me kimmel -- on jimmy jimmy kimmle, >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jesse tyler ferguson and eric stonestreet, robin roberts, and music from circa zero. with cleto and the cletones. and now, as a matter of fact, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming and joining us here in los angeles, ca

and now, as scheduled, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. jimmy. i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming. thank you for watching. thank you for -- [ cheers and applause ] so

and now, till the end of the program, here's jimmy kimmel! cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheersnd

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kimmel-fox is not quite the same thing. michael j. fox. >> there are never enough. >> jimmy: they told me the movie wasn't quite over yet. >> how did you feel? >> jimmy: i was angry the a the end of it because it's so good -- i was angry at the end oof the movie. >> because the movie was good? >> jimmy: because i only got to see a quarter of it and i felt cheated out of the whole movie. >> i'm so happy. >> jimmy: i can't believe they're really not done with the movie. it's this week. it seems very unlikely to me. >> i feel like maybe they are protecting certain spoiler elements and they're afraid if you whisper it to david hasselhoff he might say something. >> jimmy: you really think they lied to me? >> i don't know they lied to me. >> jimmy: that is lying. >> maybe there's some special effects that still need to be perfected. but i think the movie is generally pretty much done. >> jimmy: they don't trust me is what you're saying. >> maybe they wanted you to see a perfect version of it and they didn't lie to you at all and thanks sony for

and now, as far as i know, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for sneaking out your bedroom window to be with us tonight. it's a big night for us. president clinton is with us. do you remember him? smart guy. eats mcdonald's, plays saxophone. president clinton is here tonight to remind us about how happy we used to be. interest fact, under president clinton's leadership, this country put out a little movie called "space jam" and we haven't had a single "space jam" since he left. everyone in the audience get a cavity search? yes? ellen isn't the only host who gives things away. our security tonight is heightened. it's tight. it's very, very tight here. guillermo, have you been hanging around with us? >> affirmative, sir. >> jimmy: in mere minutes, president clinton will be sitting in the same spot once occupied by both honey boo boo and toronto mayor rob ford. that chair is going to be so confused. speaking of the mayor of toronto, rob ford today, this is great, the toronto city council voted on a bunch

. >>> former president bill clinton on jimmy kimmel live.about aliens and whether he misses being what kimmel calls the first african-american president. hmm. ...and a choice take 6 tylenol in a day which is 2 aleve for... ...all day relief. hmm. [bell ring] "roll sound!" "action!" ... ... >>> welcome back to "the real story." former president bill clinton making an appearance on late night tv, sitting down with jimmy kimmel and sharing thing tongue in cheek talks about being the first black president. >> do you miss being the first african-american president? i feel like you were cheated out of that. >> i love being called the first black president, but, barack obama really is, he deserves it. >> kimmel asking mr. clinton requests about his vegan feet to whether aliens were in the universe. >>> new reaction now. to a book that claims the stock market is rigged because of high frequency trading. or hft. uses automated trading programs with high-speed computer. the object is to skim penny0s are fractions from a penny from people like you and

but kimmel's another story. he's likely to be with carolla.now, whatever they're doing in that bunker over there, it would confuse me. i want to concentrate. clinton and i would be concentrating on defeating the aliens, and kimmel and carolla, they'd be podcasting or something. so i'm going to go with bill clinton on that. that make any sense? no, it didn't. i'm just -- i've got to kill a little time. so i'm kind of just doing this. i don't know what i'm saying. i'm going to have to watch the rerun, figure out what i just said. that is it for us tonight. please check out the factor news website which is different from bill o'reilly.com. spout out about the factor. o'reilly @foxnews.com. do not be impertinent. i first heard that word in sixth grade. mrs. boyle. william, stop being impertinent. since i didn't figure out what the word meant until i was in college, i was confused for all those years and my self-esteem went down. again, thanks for watching us tonight. i am bill o'reilly. please remember, the spin stops here. we're definitely lookin

i understand why people -- the fact that people think it is jimmy kimmel is great. i would be one of them as well. that last part that i said -- >> just kicked me in the head. >> that was absolutely genuine. >> have you heard from the openopen opener owner of the foot? >> i don't think i'll ever find the foot owner. >> a few teens are out for a spin. but then -- the vehicle they're in flipped. why this ride gone wrong is one big mystery. and look who is playing catch. >> a polar bear. >> see how his throwing game is on point. >> oh! >>> two incidents in the two videos i have weren't supposed to happen. this first one, a group of friends in this vehicle, they're cracking up having a good old time. and then this happens. >> oh my god. >> what happened? >> so the vehicle they're in flips. and it lands upside down. >> how? wasn't even moving. >> exactly. in the video, we're led to believe these guys somehow ended up rolled over. but you're right. we go back to the beginning, they don't seem to be driving. >> you don't even hear gas at all. don't hear them hit the pedal,

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and now, as far as i know, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for sneaking out your bedroom window to be with us tonight.

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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!onight -- kate upton from "transcendence", cole hauser jonah hill and channing tatum and music from neon trees with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy.

>> johnny depp was at kimmel. signs a ton of autographs and answers a ton of questions. to kimmel? >> no, to us. >> the undertaker was dealt his first loss ever. >> undertaker got injured. there are conspiracy theories he

here is bill clinton on jimmy kimmel. >> i was delighted we had over 7 million people sign up on thathange. now we have 14 million, 15 million -- we have 14 million, 15 million people with insurance who never had it before. it happened while the percentage of our income going to health care dropped from 17.8% down to 17.2% which is a big deal. one of the reasons no americans got pay raises for a decade is health care costs were going up at three times the rate of inflation. a lot of employers had nothing left to give their employees a pay raise this will have huge, positive economic benefits if we stay with it and keep working it. >> bob, you got the obamacare coattails. should they ride on them? >> well, you know, don't you love when he goes into his wonkish mode. there were so many statistics involved there. but part of the charm with bill clinton was that he is really basically a wonk. as for obamacare there is a bit of a victory lap going on right now. there are any number of places to stumble along the way between now and the election and thereafter. so, it's going to be interest

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good >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- emma stone.from "scandal", jeff perry. "this week in unnecessary censorship." and music from schoolboy q. with cleto and the cletones. and now, if you haven't heard, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> hello there.

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