. >> right now on jimmy kimmel candy did he veto. >> right now on jimmy kimmel candy did he veto. >> have a great >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- danny devito -- from "broad city," abbi jacobson and ilana glazer -- oscar nominee benedict couple bear watch. and music from bad suns -- with cleto and the cletones -- and now, no nonsense, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, i'm the host of the show, thank you for watching. thanks to each and every one of you for coming. i appreciate it. i'll tell you something. i'm especially happy that you could be part of what has been an amazing, amazing night for me. earlier tonight here on abc, i had the chance to fulfill not a lifelong dream but a dream that has been waking me up in the admit of the night for a very long time now. i was on "the bachelor tonight. tonight i [ cheers and applause ] ? i sat there in the corner and watched the bachelor make out with an attractive woman. it was a lot like being back in high school for me. so they did, they let me plan a couple of the dates for

. >> dicky: from hollywood -- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- eric stonestreet -- from "arrow," stephen amell -- and music from logic. with cleto and the cletones and now, before i forget, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here, isn't it? i don't know why. extra cold tonight. by the way, earlier toght, from our nation's capital, i know you guys didn't see it because you're here and it's going on. president obama delivered the annual state of the union address. if you missed it at home i'll sum it up for you. the state of the union is fat. it's very fat. [ laughter ] this was prb prbs's sixth state of the union. as is customary, the vice president, joe biden, sat behind the president and unbuttoned a single button each time he agreed with something the president said. tonight he went all the way down to the navel. he announced a number of initiatives and goals that he has no chance to implement. he spoke on income disparity. a new report that says that by 2016 the world's wealthiest 1% will control more wealth than

say thank you to jimmy kimmel. >> oh my goodness! thank you, jimmy kimmel!> jimmy: you're welcome, you're welcome, enjoy. >> thank you! oh my goodness. >> jimmy: all right. thank you to volvo, congratulations to jill. that was nice, right? nobody ever gets quite as excited as they should with this stuff, right? the big story this week, for better or worse, what is the media has been referring to, annoyingly, as deflategate. when the patriots played the colts in the afc championship game, somehow air came out of some of the balls that they used. patriots quarterback tom brady and coach bill belichick have spent a lot of time this week denying they had anything to do with that. the nfl now is reportedly focusing on a patriots locker room attendant. they want to know if he did it, and if he did do it, why did tom brady ask him to do it? because if he did, that means he lied to everyone in this press conference. when there's a high-profile crime, all of a sudden a bunch of people come forward and claim they did it. like when the lindbergh baby was kidnapped a bu

"jimmy kimmel live"!onight -- oscar nominee edward norton -- the voice of the super bowl, al michaels -- this week in unnecessary censorship -- and music from the decemberists. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm glad you're here. what a weird day it was today. have you been following this story with the pate yacht and the deflated footballs? so tom brady is the quarterback for the new england patriots. he was summoned to appear before the media to answer questions about the footballs that were mysteriously deflated in their game against the colts last weekend. if you weren't aware of this story, like if you had just come back from vacation in aruba or something and didn't know what was going on, you would think tom brady had killed the president's dog. this press conference was covered live on all the sports networks, espn, espn2-7, et cetera and also live on fox news, fox business channel, cnn, msnbc, abc, a bunch of local channels. it was really crazy. they asked hi

"jimmy kimmel live" coming up after "action news." here's jimmy with a preview of tonight's show. >> thanks jim hello philadelphia. here's a sneak peak at latest television masterpiece. >> oh, my goodness. >> oh, thank you cable. for the slower internet upload speeds. for making me wait longer to share my photo albums. thank you cable, because if we never had you... we wouldn't know the incredible difference verizon fios makes. the numbers don't lie. in customer satisfaction studies, fios is rated #1 in internet speed and reliability, and hd picture quality. get a fios triple play online at an amazing price guaranteed for two years and get a $400 bonus with a two year agreement. hurry! it's your last chance! this offer ends january 17th. call the verizon center for customers with disabilities at 800.974.6006 tty/v >> eagles defensive end brandon bear stopped at mt. airy trolley car diner tonight to meet fans. he took pictures with the kids and grown ups and this appearance was for a good cause. 0% of tonight's sales go towards trolley

. >> jimmy kimmel live is next. have a good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- anne hathaway. the bachelor, chris soules. and music from heart. with cleto and the cletones. and now, and back once again, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi everyone. thank you very much. that's very nice. i'm jimmy i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you all for coming. we are back from -- [ cheers and applause ] two weeks off. this is our first show of

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, kaley cuoco-sweeting. from "resurrection," omar epps. liam neeson. and music from steel panther. with cleto and the cletones. and now, once more, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. hello, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming together here. i mean, i hate to get right down to business but i saw some news today, i don't know if it's good news or bad news. the irs is warning there could be long delays getting your tax refund this year. because of budget cuts they had to cut staff. because they cut staff they're saying somewhere in the neighborhood of half the people who call the irs this year will not get an agent on the phone and will not get a call back. they're expecting so many delays this year they're renaming themselves the dmv. but this is true. in an e-mail to his staff the commissioner of the irs wrote, realistically we have no choice but to do less with less. i have to say, i like that attitude. he's like, i am aware we haven't started

kimmel actor joaquin phoenix. >> >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, joaquin phoenix. from comedy central, larry wilmore. "this week in unnecessary censorship." and music from frankie ballard. with cleto and the cletones. and now, i kid you not, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] all of you visiting us here in hollywood. let me tell you, if you are here from out of town, you picked a good time to be here because it's very cold in the other half of the country right now and very, very warm and lovely here in l.a. it was like 75 degrees or something here today. [ cheers and applause ] i have to say, i'm a little jealous. at least when the roads are closed in the midwest it's because of something fun like snow. the only time roads here shut down are when parts of bruce jenner's face fall into the streets. a lot of schools were closed today. around the country. the windchill below freezing in orlando today. the pe

and now, once more, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody.ello, everyone.

and now, to be on the safe side, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. happy holidays to everyone. you like my look? [ cheers and applause ] i bought this at the men's y-house. i saw this online, i ordered it, it came in a box. i never got a suit in a book before. this is like the franzia of suits. i got one for guillermo, too. [ cheers and applause ] you actually look like -- you look like a mexican politician. >> guillermo: i do? i like it. i feel very sexy. >> jimmy: you look very sexy. you really do. we look like at the christmas aisle at cvs. when the suits came it said 100% polyester and 200% amazing. i definitely agree with the polyester part of it. christmas, only one week from tonight. which means you better start practicing your "oh my god i love it" face. do people hang mistletoe in their house? i feel mistletoe what is we had before tinder. now we don't need it. 2,000 years ago, a holy child was born. they made

here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody.l, i appreciate that. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming out. [ cheers and applause ]

and now, i kid you not, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you each and every one of you for joining us here tonight. hollywood, california, it was a big, big day in hollywood today. a day of much excitement and disappointment too as the nominees for the academy awards were announced. they made the announcements at 5:30 this morning and at 5:40 this morning e! started their red carpet coverage. they're already out there, figuring out who will wear it best. my agent called me at 5:45 this morning to inform me that i was not nominated, and furthermore, he mentioned i was not even in any movies this year. i don't know why he does that. getting nominated for an oscar is exciting but why do they have to do it at 5:30? it's almost not worth the nomination. if i was in charge i would hold a nice nomination brunch. blintzes. little waffles with chicken on them. that's why they call me harry martha stewart. you know, it's hard to be mentally alert at

and now, back once again, here's jimmy kimmel!s "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you very much. that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ewan mcgregor from "glee", lea michele and music from tess henley with cleto and the cletones. and now, from here on out, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you, everybody. thanks for watching, thanks for coming here. very happy tonight. i wish i could -- i don't know if you're aware of this, but today is national -- did you know today's national hugging day? also known as national try to avoid your creepy co-worker day. national hugging day was established in 1986. it's a day that encourages people to hug more often. it's the worst day of the year for howie mandel, he hates it. why they have it in the middle of cold and flu season, i have no idea. i don't know if it was sponsored by theraflue or what. here's a tip for next we're. you can make anyone who hugs you regret it by wrapping your arms around them and just say, "i've been waiting for this." directly into their ear. come here, guillermo, i'll show you, come over here.

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: we're sending warm thoughts to you all where the blizzard is blizzarding. there was supposed to be a historic winter storm in the northeast last night. the new york mayor warned residents to prepare for something worse than they ever had before. forecasters predicted 30 inches of snow, now it looks like there's 4 and 12 inches of snow. that never would have happened under mayor bloomberg. if there was predicted to be a storm, you can be damn sure there would be. but that's why they're called weather man. they have no idea whether or not something is going on. so there's plenty of snow on the ground. unfortunately, the weather channel was on hand to show us how serious the situation was. >> i'm going to show you how what weary dealing with. check that out. >> jimmy: wow, so that's how wind works. i'd been wondering. that was raegan medgie. not only did she give us a glimpse into the horrors of wind, but provided us unwittingly with tonight's edition of "behind the news." >> w

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hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!o and the cletones. and now, and back once again, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi everyone. thank you very much. that's very nice. i'm jimmy i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you all for coming. we are back from --

>> jimmy: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, david beckham. elle mcpherson. and music from vance joy. with cleto and the cletones. and now, just in case, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we have a very good show for you tonight. especially in the looks department. david beckham is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] giving you an idea how famous david beckham is, he played soccer and we still know who he is. of course david's now retired from soccer. you know, a lot of people when they retire they just sit around in their underbear all day. but one of david beckham's jobs is sitting around in his underwear. he models underwear for h&m. now the poor guy doesn't know what to do. also tonight another exceptionally attractive human being elle mcpherson is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] among elle's many accomplishments she had a popular workout video. it was called "your personal best wor

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d the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t.immy: thanks to david beckham, elle mcpherson, apologies to matt damon, we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next. first, from his debut album, "dream your life away," here with the song "mess is mine," vance joy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ talking like we used to do it was always me and you shaping up and shipping out check me in and check me out ♪ ♪ do you like walking in the rain when you think of love do you think of pain ♪ ♪ you can tell me what you see i will choose what i believe hold on, darling this body is yours ♪ ♪ this body is yours and mine well hold on, my darling this mess was yours now ♪ ♪ your mess is mine ah, ooh your mess is mine see you in the marketplace ♪ note walking around at eight a.m. ♪ ♪ got two hours before my flight luck be on my side tonight ♪ you're the reason ♪ ♪ that i feel so strong the reason that i'm hanging on you know you gave me all the time ♪ ♪ oh, did i give enough of mine hold on, darling this body is yours ♪ ♪ this body is yours and

and now, back once again, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you very much. that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for

here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome.very nice. thank you, everybody. welcome. i'm jimmy, thank you for coming, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. well -- happy holidays to each and every one of you. [ cheers and applause ] we have a lot -- we have a lot -- we have a lot of fun

. >> jimmy kimmel live is next. have a good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- matt leblanc. from marvel's "agent carter," hayley atwell. and chef jamie oliver. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ]

. >> jimmy kimmel live is next.have a good night. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- danny devito -- from "broad city," abbi jacobson and ilana glazer -- oscar nominee benedict couple bear watch. and music from bad suns -- with cleto and the cletones -- and now, no nonsense, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

. >> jimmy kimmel live is next.have a good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kathy griffin. from espn, chris fowler and kirk herbstreit. and music from priory. with cleto and the cletones. and now, stay right where you are, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi, everybody. well, that's very nice.'m the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming here. it's very -- very good to see you. well, i thank you for that. we have what i think -- i think

and now, back once again, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you very much. that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you all for coming. we are back from -- [ cheers and applause ] two weeks off. this is our first show of 2015. happy new year to all of you. i had an exciting time off. over the break, i finally went through puberty. [ laughter ] started on my face, we're hoping it continues. everybody have a fun holiday looking at their coworkers' vacations on instagram? [ cheers and applause ] well, it's over now. the gifts have been opened. the trees are out on the street. the recycling bins are filled to the brim with pictures of other people's children. are you supposed to save those? or you throw those away? i accomplished exactly none of what i planned to do over the break. i had 100 things on my list and the things on my list are not like normal things, like clean out the closet. they're like, learn to speak italian. i

here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody., i appreciate that. thank you.t of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming out. [ cheers and applause ] i ha

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kimmel live"! and ilana glazer -- oscar nominee benedict couple bear watch. and music from bad suns -- with cleto and the cletones -- and now, no nonsense, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

. >>> jimmy kimmel live next. followed by "nightline." "action news" continues at 4:30 with pamela edwards, matt o'donnell meteorologist david murphy and karen rogers with traffic. and cecily tynan,for the entire "action news" team i'm jim gardner. good night. ♪♪ >> "action news" is sponsored in part by -- >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, bill maher, from comedy and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. thanks for coming out. it is appreciated.

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and now, back once again, here's jimmy kimmel!eers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you very much. that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you all for coming. we are back from -- [ cheers and applause ]

and now, stay right where you are, here's jimmy kimmel!heers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi, everybody. well, that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming here. it's very -- very good to see you. well,

and now, to be on the safe side, here's jimmy kimmel!ers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. happy holidays to everyone. you like my look?

. >>> jimmy kimmel live next followed by "nightline." jimmy's guests are david beckham el mcpherson and music from dance joy. and "action news" continuing at 4:30. now for the entire "action news" team, i'm jim gardner. good night. ♪♪ >> jimmy: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, david beckham. elle mcpherson. and music from vance joy. with cleto and the cletones. and now, just in case, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪