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- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- seth rogen. eric stonestreet. jake owen. the world series champion kansas city royals. "mean tweets - country music edition." via hologram. with cleto and the cletones. and now, right now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome. i'm jimmy kimmel. thanks for coming. very nice of you. i appreciate it. i'll tell you something. you're here on an unusual night, a night on which miracles of physics will be revealed. tonight we are simultaneously doing our show from two places. i will be beamed from this theater here in hollywood to the cma theater in nashville, tennessee, as a hologram. haunted mansion at disneyland. i will appear -- we did this last year and it's incredible that it works. let's do it, let's go live to nashville where we've got a lot of people standing by. [ cheers and applause ] hello, nashville! say hi to hollywood! thank you, thank you. are you ready for the magic of holography? [ cheers and applause ] let's do it.

i'm >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, sharon stone. from "spectre," dave bautista. and from music, jason aldean in nashville, with "cleto and the cletones." and now and furthermore, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] thank you. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. it's a great time. i don't mean -- i'm not looking for more applause but by a round of applause i want to know how many of you voted today. how many didn't even know there was an election today? [ applause ] and this is before we have legal marijuana in every state. today was election today in america. the polls are closed, so it's too late. the votes have been counted. the american people have spoken. i guess they said, sorry, but we only vote for president. see you next year. it wasn't a big election, but they're all important. it's important to vote if for no other reason but to make the old couple down the block who cleaned out their garage who voted to feel good about themselves. cord to a new national poll. dr. ben carson is leading the field by the l

. >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- mark ruffalo, from "fresh off the boat" constance wu, and it's mashup monday with music from color me bradd. with cleto and the cletones. and new now, mark my words, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. i will say that we have a big night of candy and craying in store for you tonight. it's very good to have you here. any of you show up an hour early because of daylight savings time? yesterday. this is the good one where it goes an hour back, not the terrible nightmare one that ruins our lives. i've found that i spend that extra hour trying to figure out how to reset the time on the microwave and my alarm clock by the bed, the clock in my car. what is it with the clock in the car? why does my car know how to get to san diego but doesn't know what time it is? shouldn't that be automatic? and now it's going to be dark by lunch time. why do we go along with this every year? daylight saving is o

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- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ty burrell. lake bell. jimmy pitches to "shark tank." and it's mash-up monday. with music from joss stone temple pilots. with cleto and the cletones. and now, for good measure, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. i to those visiting welcome to hollywood. did any of you see the weird light in the sky on saturday night here? saturday night around 6:00, a big story here, what appeared to be a spacecraft of some kind was spotted streaking across the night sky. some people looked up from their phones to see it, that was amazing. >> what is that? what the hell is that? >> okay, this is weird. what the hell is that? >> this is videotaping it. is that too cool? >> oh my god, what is that? >> oh my god, you guys. >> this is weird, guys. >> this is what much of the southland looked up to saturday night. a mysterious bright light that moved slowly over the pacific. >> then it floated around and got higher and higher

kimmy kimmel came up with the holiday as a joking in 2010. yes, there is a national unfriend page on facebook. among the friends who the runs who overshare, reveal the endings of tv shows and tse who is asks silly questions which could be answered easily online. >> oh, kimmel. that's not nice. >> it is good. i used to have a birthday on trending because it gives you a reminder of somebody's birthday. >> so you don't get the reminder again? >> no, or even know who they are. >> when's your birthday. >> monday night football was not a thing of beauty last night but produced on a result almost no one saw coming. >> the bengals had a 6 oil 3 lead when houston backup quarterback here t.j. yates find dion drail hopkins. then receiver of a.j. green and

jimmy kimmel is next. eyewitness news returns tomorrow >>> and now, abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ty burrell. lake bell. jimmy pitches to "shark tank." and it's mash-up monday. with music from joss stone temple pilots. with cleto and the cletones. can you imagine? people are getting upset about this? starbucks isn't celebrating jesus' birthday. what makes people think jesus wants to be on a starbucks cup? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i'm going to tell you something. jesus does not, he wants no part of this. does not want to be part of this. to me the outrage is they start october. can we please get through pumpkin latte season first? what a thing to be offended at. if you have time to actively protest the color and design of the starbucks holiday cup? anything else. literally. anything else. go sit in the middle of a cul-de-sac and play candy crush or something. at least you'll be exercising your thumbs. the race for the republican nomine

my n ne is jimmy kimmel. >> oh my loror >> jimmy: i'm from kimmel lalaratories as you probably you may remember me from last season where i presented you with a revolutionary new idea. horse pants. they're comfortable, fashion inability, business casual. appropriate for the track or the barn. as you may recall, robert offered me $5 million for a 10% stake in horse pants and i acceptpt. but when i asked him for the money up front in cash in a big bag, robert backed out. >> shameful. >> jimmy: well this year i am back with an even better idea. and i am excited to present my latest revolutionary new concept. to everyone except for robert. sharks, let me tell you a story. one day i was walking with my daughter down the street. and i stopped to look at a youtube video of a baby pig wearing boots. while i was looking at this hilarious video, my dauguger ran off into the street. luckily no cars were coming. but i learned a valuable lesson that day. and i turned that lesson into an idea. and i turned that idea into an industry. fasten your shark belts because kone. a full-sized traffic safety

barrett: it's "jimmy kimmel live"! the "star wars" special. tonight, the cast of "star wars: the force awakens," featuring harrison ford, carrie fisher, john boyega, adam driver, daisy ridley, and director j.j. abrams. with cleto and the cletones. and now, may the force be with him, here's jimmy kimmel! hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i know some of you have been waiting in line since early this morning. [ cheers and applause ] thank you -- hey. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad you're excited. welcome to our "star wars: the force awakens" special. as yoda would say, glad i am that here are you. and i am. i'll tell you something, if i could go back in time and tell my 10-year-old self that one day you'll be hosting a special "star wars" show on tv, i don't know what. i think i'd probably say, "uh, mom, there's a man in my bedroom." [ laughter ] tonight from the cast of "star wars: the force awakens," carrie fisher, john boyega, adam driver, daisy ridley, harrison ford, an

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kimmel live"! tonight hillary clinton. bob odenkirk & david cross. with cleto and the cletones. and no, now, till the end of the program, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone.

. >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- liam hemsworth. from "black-ish" tracee ellis ross. and "james bond." plus, it's mash-up monday with music from jewel & the gang. with cleto and the cletones. and now, in person, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. i'm jimmy kimmel, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. blustery night here in l.a. it was windy today. the power went out at my house this morning. of course it was while i was in the shower. so the water -- the power went out and then like, i don't know, 12 seconds later the water was not -- all of a sudden not just cold but it was very cold. and i was all lathered up. soap all over my body. i don't like to miss a spot. you know that moment when you realize, the water's cold and it's only getting colder -- but i have to rinse off, there's no two ways about it. then you're like james franco in that movie "127 hours" where he's like, i got to cut this arm off now! you do it and you're ripsing, sloshing. then i rememb

. >>> and now abe's jimmy kimmel"jimmy kimmel live" live". >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, joseph amber heard. and music from albert hammond jr. with cleto and the cletones. and now, stay put, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. welcome to our show. welcome to hollywood. does it feel like the holiday season to you now? it does? christmas is five weeks away. are any of you done with your christmas shopping or holiday shopping yet? [ no ] >> jimmy: no one identifies themselves if they have because they know we'd kill them if they did. seems like christmas comes earlier every year, even though it doesn't, it always comes on the 25th, the day after christmas eve. the stores keep stretching the season. a lot of commotion a couple of years ago when big stores started having their black friday sales on thursday. thursday as you know used to be known as thanksgiving day. now radio shack, radio shack announced yesterday that they're moving their black friday deals to wednes

"jimmy kimmel live"!ight -- melissa mccarthy, lie witness news. and one direction on hollywood boulevard. with cleto and the cletones. and now, for clarification, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

it's jimmy kimmel. [ roars ] don't do this. much to live for. [ roaring ] i can't understand you. again, i can't understand you. jimmy, what's going on? oh, hey -- oh, hey. it's chewbacca. he's gonna jump. oh. huh. good. no, no, no, no. not good. not good. what do you mean good? no, bad. this is bad. that's your friend. do something. [ chewbacca roars ] shut your wookiee grunt hole, will you? don't give me that! you made a choice! she was my wife! don't -- i don't care! i don't want to hear it! -hey, hey, hey. -no! -hey. hey. -go ahead, do us a favor. -jump! -no, don't jump! -go on, jump! -don't jump! don't do that. no. come on. what are you doing? that's your friend up there. i know you guys have been through a lot, but that was a long time ago. in a galaxy far, far away. you've got to do something here. don't you remember the good times? there were really good times. ♪ ♪ hello ♪ it's me ♪ i was wondering if after all these years ♪ ♪ you'd like to meet ♪ to go over ♪ everything ♪ they say that time's supposed to heal you ♪ ♪ b

live." >>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- mark ruffalo, from "fresh off the boat" constance wu, and it's mashup monday with music from color me bradd. with cleto and the cletones. and new now, mark my words, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪