>> stop. >> hey, jimmy kimmel, i served a snowball in bed. >> [ bleep ] jimmy kimmel! thank you. i'm glad i could help bring families together. we got a great show for you tonight. music from weezer, from the power rangers, naomi scott is here. and we'll be right back with dave chappelle. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ hey, bud. you need some help? no, i'm good. come on, moe. i have to go. (vo) we always trusted our subaru impreza would be there for him someday. ok. that's it. (vo) we just didn't think someday would come so fast. see ya later, moe. (vo) introducing the all-new subaru impreza. the longest-lasting vehicle in its class. more than a car, it's a subaru. because when it comes to great tasting water... ♪ fill quickly and pour immediately, for great tasting water... fast. new brita stream. a small town in the heart of tennessee. where families and neighbors work together to make every drop of our whiskey. if you can't get here, just look for one of our postcards. we send them all over. they look like this. we send them all over. the unpredictability of a flaree

>> jimmy kimmel made me do it. >> don't! >> jimmy kimmel made me do it. >> sarah?kimmel made me do it. >> you went out and got snow? >> yes. >> okay, clean it up. i've got to get [ bleep ] in the morning. >> jimmy kimmel made me do it. >> get it out of my ear! >> look at that girl sleeping. jimmy kimmel told me to do that! ha ha ha! ha ha ha! ha ha ha! >> what? >> jimmy kimmel told me to do it. >> ha ha, really? really? >> yeah. yeah, really. >> what? >> jimmy kimmel made me do it. >> matthew! >> stop. >> hey, jimmy kimmel, i served a snowball in bed. >> [ bleep ] jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what? thank you. i'm glad i could help bring families together. we got a great show for you tonight. music from weezer, from the power rangers, naomi scott is here. and we'll be right back with dave chappelle. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ today, unlimited gets the network it deserves. verizon. (mic thuds) uh, sorry. it's unlimited without compromising reliability, on the largest, most advanced 4g lte network in america. (thud) uh... sorry, last thing. it's just

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>> jimmy kimmel, jimmy kimmel made me do it!jimmy: i didn't make him do anything, he did it on his own. this was one of my favorthis on. >> hey, jimmy kimmel, this is me spraying my dad with a hose. >> [ bleep ]! [ bleep ]! [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: you get the idea. [ and applause ] you understand that's the sort of thing we're looking for. tonight i would like to invite you to participate in our next videomontage, a winter storm youtube challenge. go outside, get a ball of soft, fresh, beautiful snow, don't pack it into an ice ball, don't kill your family or dent their heads. just get a nice snowball, bring to it the bedroom, and throw it on a loved one while he or she sleeps. record and it post it with this title. hey jimmy kimmel i served a snowba bed. use that title so we can find it and look for a message from us. hey jimmy kimmel i served a snowball in bed. we'll watch all of them, good luck. i'm counting on you to do the wrong thing, okay? [ cheers and applause ] i don't know how many of you are here on spring break right now

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, matthew perry -- from "chips," michael pena -- and music from paul shaffer featuring jenny lewis and shaggy. and now, stick around -- here's [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. hi, there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for everything, really. i want to send a warm welcome to those of you watching on the east coast where winter storm stella has not been as terrible as everyone seemed to think it would be. this was supposed to be a huge storm. then rachel maddow talked about it on msnbc for an hour and it turned out to be nothing. [ laughter ] so this is pretty great. this is a report from long beach, new york, where the freezing conditions did not stop this man from taking a surfboard into the sea. stick with this one because it's worth it. >> tell me how those waves are. >> a little bit sloppy. >> were you able >> floated a mile. do you have a van here? >> we do have a van here, that big news van. >> do you wa

kimmel asked him about the first time he ever went to the white house.nse, he went there in 1969 to go on a date with trisha nixon then president nixon's daughter. >> set up by bush's father, a congressman at the time and picked her up in this kind of car, purple gremlin. they went to dinner but nothing came out of it and lived happily ever after. >>> members of the white house press corps might have more pep in their step thanks to tom hanks. >> he just sent this shiny new espresso machine to the break room for reporters covering the president. this is the third espresso machine hanks has given the press corps. the first one went unused. the second one was used incorrectly. >> he left this note saying keep up the good fight for truth, justice and the american way, especially for the truth part. >> he wanting them to stay woke. >>> finally too bad it's not halloween for this one. >> woo! look at that. >> that tree in a st. louis cemetery smoldering. >> it's interesting that it's in a cemetery. spooky. it was hit by lightning hours trunk sending bark in a

and now, hold tight -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hola.show. thanks for coming. i'm glad you're here. as soon as we get started i want to take a moment to recognize and acknowledge international woman's day which was marked today. [ cheers and applause ]

goodnight. ♪ ♪ >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ones -- from the houston rockets, james harden -- chris pratt with the new "guardians of the galaxy" trailer -- and music from hank "the hawk" knutley -- and now, sure enough -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for coming. you're very nice. you're here. you're here, by the way, this is a special night tonight. tonight we're having a trump-free tuesday. [ cheers and applause ]

goodnight. ♪ ♪ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"aled, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from the mighty and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. hello, i'm jimmy, thank you for watching. thank you for coming to the show. we have a lot going on, beginning with the start of the ncaa basketball tournament. the round of 6

"jimmy kimmel live" followed by "nightline." "action news" continues at 4:00 a.m.ntire "action news" team, i'm jim gardner. ♪ ♪ >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, president george w. bush -- from "making history," adam pally -- and this week in unnecessary censor and now, guess what, here's jiy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. we have -- oh, we got a great s. the reason for all the extra security. one of the most famous painters in the world is here tonight, president george w. bush is with us. [ cheers and applause ]

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, brie larson -- from "designated survivor," kal penn -- and music from spoon. and now, hold tight -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hola. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. i'm glad you're here. as soon as we get started i want to take a moment to recognize and acknowledge international woman's day which was marked today. [ cheers and applause ] and a nationwide protest that was titled "a day without a woman." the idea was to show the world what it would be like without women. i'll tell you something, i have some experience in this area. i went years without a woman. [ laughter ] it was terrible. it was no fun at all, i don't recommend it. women are encouraged to stay home from work today. also to avoid shopping and to wear red in solidarity. while i'm always happy to see americans standing up for what they believe in, i'm not exactly -- i'll admit i'm not exactly clear on what a day without a woman is supposed to mean,

and now, heads up, here's jimmy kimmel!ers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, thank you very much. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we have a big and tall show for you tonight. maybe you felt the ground shaking tonight. that's because the great and powerful shaquille o'neal is with us. [ cheers and applause ] the genie from kazam is here to grant us three wishes. i wis

have a good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, the bachelor nick viall and his fiance. from "this is us," milo ventimiglia. and it's mashup monday with music from the ok go-go's. and now, with all due respect, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. hello, i'm jimmy the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thanks. very nice of you tonight. i'm going to admit, i needed that. i did, i needed that tonight. this has been a difficult day for a lot of pe

bush and some late night laughs with jimmy kimmel. >> yeah. an appearance to promote his new book, a volume of his own paintings of veterans. kimmel asked him about his childhood and living in southern california for a short time. >> and you lived not only in l.a., you lived in compton in the heart of l.a. for real. that's not a joke. when was this? >> i was 3. >> 3 years old. >> yeah, my dad was selling oil field supplies. >> and you could see -- >> we also lived in bakersfield. >> you have the gun pointed. i can't help but feel you may have been -- that you may have been the inspiration for other compton residents. i feel like maybe you might be the "w" from nwa. >> who knew that president bush was straight outta compton. an interesting moment also, kimmel asked the former president about the first time he ever went to the white house. his response, he went there in 1969 to go on a date with trisha nixon, then president nixon's daughter. >> it was set up by bush's father, who was a congressman at the time and picked her up in this kind of ca

why does kal penn look like jimmy kimmel?al penn -- >> how come you're not the white kal penn? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe i am, maybe we didn't collect all of the -- >> are there more? >> jimmy: have you ever heard that? >> i have. i've heard that, and i've heard russell wilson, which is also flattering, i'll take it. >> jimmy: you consider it flattering, that's nice. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i consider it flattering as well. i mentioned earlier you worked at the white house. which is i'm sure you probably get tired of talking about. such a novelty for an actor to have had a real job. to like go back and forth between a real like serious job. i'm so interested. >> it was amazing, man. look, i never thought -- that was never really a goal per se. i worked on the president's 2007 -- ex-president's 2007 campaign. it just sort of flowed into an opportunity to serve at the white house. but incredible. i agree with you. sit agent a desk for 18 hours a day as opposed to being in your trailer with people bringing you coffee is very

i do it all the time jimmy kimmel live. that is what he did right.l next on channel six followed by night line and the guest is shapel and scott and music from weezer and action continues at 4:30 from pamela edwards and matt o'donnell and karen rogers and dave murphy and you get them together and it's the weezer show and from the entire action news team i'm jim gardner. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live!” tonight, dave chappelle, from “saban's power rangers,” all kidding aside, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it's spring break and we have a special guest tonight. dave chappelle is here tonight. we have naomi

. >> thank you ducis and jimmy kimmel live next on channel six and jimmy kimmel next on channel six followedt line and jimmy's guest is nick vile and fiancee and money music mash up from okay go and the go-gos action news continues a half hour early at 4:00 a.m. with pat edwards and tamala edwards, karen rogers, dave murphy. i'm jim gardner and let's go live, good night. >> announcer: action news brought by barbara on the boulevard where they do dodge chrysler jeep and ram. from "this is us," milo ventimiglia. and it's mashup monday with music from the ok go-go's. and now, with all due respect, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers a >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. hello, i'm jimmy the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thanks. very nice of you tonight. i'm going to admit, i needed that. i did, i needed that tonight. this has been a difficult day for a lot of people. this is a day on which we all, with the exception of those living in hawaii and arizona, suffer bigly. it is the monday after daylight saving. not the good daylight saving, the bad one. i absolutely hate it. what i do, th

and now, first things first -- here's jimmy kimmel!se ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, thank you. welcome to the show. welcome, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the program. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. we have more to get to than we could possibly shove into one show. i hate to bring anybody down but i have a little pin to put in our collective balloon. "u.s. news and w

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jimmy kimmel live coming up, after action news and here is jimmy with a preview of tonight's show. >> thanks jim and hello philadelphia the show is about love so you have not discussed like your wedding plans or anything yet? >> have not had a dinner reservation yet so we will do that first. >> baby steps. >> you're having a grit. some have it, some don't. when the odds are stacked against you, you either hide or stand up. at strayer university we've seen it in our students for 125 years. and if you ever think of quitting, our success coaches will be there to pick you up and work with you every day to put you on the right path. it's time. strayer university. let's get it, america. honey nut cheerios gets their delicious taste from honest ingredients. like real delicious honey and real oats. okay that's still honey. huh, there we go. we're back to honey again. who's directing this? that guy. figures. try new very berry cheerios. the taste of real fruit in every bite. so berry good. trying to come up big it did not happen. >> need to play with a sense of urgency and have not seen that l

. >> thanks for joining us, shaq is on jimmy kimmel live >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, shaquille o'neal. from "legion," noah hawley. and music from mondo cozmo. and now, heads up, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, thank you very much. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we have a big and tall show for you tonight. maybe you felt the ground shaking tonight. that's because the great and powerful shaquille o'neal is with us. [ cheers and applause ] the genie from kazam is here to grant us three wishes. i wish i had a fresh new brick of post-it notes. wait a minute. amazing! [ applause ] you know, the last time shaq was here, i surprised him. the lakers let me tell him on the air, that they were putting a statue of him up at the staples center. at first he didn't believe me. he thought it was a prank. i have a credibility problem. but that's the statue. this is also to get shaq off the couch when he fouls asleep watching tv. it's nine feet towall, it weigh 1,200 pounds, actual

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and now, heads up, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, thank you very much. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we have a big and tall show for you tonight. maybe you felt the ground shaking tonight. that's because the great and powerful shaquille o'neal is with us. [ cheers and applause ] the genie from kazam is here to grant us three wishes. i wish i

and now, no need to worry, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome to the show, i'm jimmy. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. delighted. very nice. welcome to one and all, we have visitors tonight from near and far. i thought we might start the show tonight with a l

and now, sure enough -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for coming. you're very nice. you're here. you're here, by the way, this is a special night tonight. tonight we're having a trump-free tuesday. [ cheers and applause ] the president spoke tonight before a joint session of congress. we're going to ignore it. [ laughter ] for a very good reason. the reason is i need a break from it, to be honest with you. tonight if anyone says the name of the orange-colored man with the russian boyfriend they will have to put $100 in that jar that guillermo's holding right there, okay? [ cheers and applause ] that's the rule, it applies to everyone, you understand? guillermo, just to recap. people have to put $100 in the jar if they say what? >> guillermo: uh -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: good, he's smarter than he looks. all right. [ laughter ] this will be refreshing. meanwhile, especially here in l.a. everybody's still talking about what h

and now, all at once, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ jimmy kimmel live [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. welcome. all right. thank you for coming. thank you for -- thank you for joining us. today, if you don't know, today is officially the first day of spring. magical

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and now, all at once, here's jimmy kimmel! jimmy kimmel live [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. welcome. all right. thank you for coming. thank you for -- thank you for joining us. today, if you don't know, today is officially the first day of spring. magica

and now, sure enough -- here's jimmy kimmel! cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for coming. you're very nice. you're here. you're here, by the way, this is a special night tonight. tonight we're having a trump-free tuesday. [ cheers and applause ]

goodnight. >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"!olla, from "black-ish", yar ashahidi, and it's mash up monday with music from ice-t.i. and now, all at once, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. welcome. all right. thank you for coming. thank you for -- thank you for joining us. today, if you don't know, today is officially the first day of spring. magicj

>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!"night -- emma watson -- from "the vampire diaries," ian somerhalder -- and it's mash-up monday with music from lady antebell biv devoe. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi, very nice. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming to my work. for those of you who are watching from home, joining us after a long night of "the bachelor." don't worry, we have more. we'll tell all about the women who told all.

. >> continuing coverage comes up on "nightline" after "jimmy kimmel live" tonight. >> there is mysteryragedy in new jersey tonight. that's where a mother found her seven month old twin girls unresponsive in their cribs this morning t. >> lindenwold police havest on . dan? >> the coroner's office is trying to determine how the babies died. it's a tragedy that left the neighborhood devastated. >> this is a picture of the twin girls. they are seven months al. their mother was hysterical calling 911 about 8:00 a.m. saying her twins were not breathing. >> my twins are purple. my kids are not breathing. they are not breathing in their cribs. >> the panicked mother pleaded for help as the dispatcher tried to calm her down to get information. >> are they on their back? >> i put them on their back this morning. >> ma'am, do you know how to do cpr ?rks >> i tried. i have been trying for ten minutes. >> medical personnel later pronounced the babies dead. we have this scene of the two young bodies being carried away by the coroner. >> i don't know what to think. it was heartbreaking. >> the only o

jonathan: jimmy kimmel is next. alison: have a good night. (vo)have to happen?didn't see it. (vo) what if we could go back? what if our car... could stop itself? in iihs front-end crash prevention testing, nobody beats the subaru impreza. not toyota. not honda. not ford. the all-new subaru impreza. more than a car, it's a subaru. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, the bachelor nick viall and his fiance. from "this is us," milo ventimiglia. and it's mashup monday with music from the ok go-go's. and now, with all due respect, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. hello, i'm jimmy the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thanks. very nice of you tonight. i'm going to admit, i needed that. i did, i needed that tonight. this has been a difficult day for a lot of people.

jonathan: jimmy kimmel is next. alison: have a great night. >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jessica alba. comedian doug benson. and music from leann rimes. and now, first things first -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, thank you. welcome to the show. welcome, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the program. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. we have more to get to than we could possibly shove into one show. i hate to bring anybody down but i have a little pin to put in our collective balloon.

and now, all kidding aside, here's jimmy kimmel!ause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it's spring break and we have a special guest tonight. dave chappelle is here tonight.

>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- emma watson -- from "the vampire diaries," ian somerhalder -- and it's mash-up monday with music from lady antebell biv devoe. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi, very nice. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming to my work. for those of you who are watching from home, joining us after a long night of "the bachelor." don't worry, we have more. we'll tell all about the women who told all. we'll look deep inside the soul of bachelor nick tonight. but first, it was another wild weekend for president trump who tweeted up a world of trouble from high atop his toilet saturday morning at mar-a-lago. a lot of people are saying they need to take his phone away. i think maybe at this point they should consider taking his thumbs away. put them in a box, give them back to him in four years. he tweeted, terrible, just found out that obama had my wires tapped in trump tower just before the victory. nothing found. this is mccarthyism. he k