right now jimmy kimmel. have a good night. >> see you tomorrow. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, jeff goldblum. from "sorry to bother you," jermaine fowler. jimmy versus senator ted cruz in the blobfish basketball classic. and music from granger smith. and now, and furthermore, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i hope you had a good father's day weekend. i did not. we'll get to that later. but the president spent his father's day weekend the same way he does every year. he opens a card and says, "who's eric?" [ laughter ] what a week this has been. just when you thought we couldn't go any lower as a nation, we have. i'm sure you've seen the heartbreaking and horrific images of families literally being torn apart thanks to the trump administration and their zero tolerance immigration policy. thousands of children have been taken away fro

, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!in unnecessary censorship, and music from ella mai. and now, hold it right there. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. very nice. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i wanted you to come. how about that, you did. oh, we have a lot to get to tonight. starting with of course the president of the united states, whwa

i'm your host, lebron james kimmel.hat do you think, it's -- i saw something -- [ applause ] i saw something, basketball players wearing these and i thought i'd try them out. my knees feel totally liberated right now. guillermo, what do you think of yours? >> i like them. they're very comfortable, yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: this is how it works. every time the cavaliers lose, lebron's pants get shorter. it's -- by the weekend -- he'll be in daisy dukes. lebron james and his team are looking to get back into the series on their home court. the warriors have been unstoppable. they dominated game two. almost as if their strategy of having all the best players in the league is paying off. the cavs are down two games to none, but j.r. smith isn't worried. j.r. smith thinks the series is best of 11, so, he's -- [ laughter ] steph curry right now is the odds on favorite to win mvp, despite the fact that he is only 11 years old. it's -- [ laughter ] steph curry could become the first nba player to get finals mvp and a learner's perm

jimmy >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live."t, samuel l. jackson, and music from future. and now, for the time being, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming to see us. [ cheers and applause ] welcome.

rejected by kimmel. >> whoa!and then wins it with a jump shot without even jumping. cruz wins 11-9. and then came the big announcement. >> and the mvp of the blob fish basketball classic is jimmy kimmel! >> you're good sport. i still think you're a terrible senator. >> ms. congeniality as well and so on and so forth. and a good time was had by all. >> no defe >>> good morning. i'm kendis >>> good morning. i'm kendis gibson. >> i'm diane macedo. here are some of the top headlines we're following on "world news now." president trump is set to meet with lawmakers on the separation of families at the border. >>> several days of severe thunderstorms and heavy rain have caused flooding and roadway washouts in the upper midwest. more rain is possible today. >>> north korean leader kim jong un is in beijing for a two-day state visit. he's expected to brief chinese leaders on his meeting last week with president trump. >>> and black panther was the big winner at last night's mtv tv and movie awards. those are some of our

jimmy >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, from the nba champion golden state warriors, mvp kevin durant, samuel l. jackson, and music from future. and now, for the time being, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming to see us. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. i hope you had a good weekend. i had a good weekend. you know what i did this weekend? nothing. friday night went home, pulled into the garage, just sat in the car until monday morning. it was really nice. [ laughter ] president trump had an eventful weekend and has a busy week -- he was at the g7 summit in quebec this weekend, where he somehow managed to start an altercation with canada. so the g7's made up of the united states, france, the uk, germany, italy, canada, and japan. and now they're all mad at us. when he left the g7, trump said his relationship with the other leaders was a 10. he rated it a 10. and then a few hours later i guess he didn'

the best or nothing. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is pr >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel> jimmy: i want to thank keri russell, pamela adlon and apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. here with her single "going going gone" with some help from the cletones, maddie poppe! ♪ ♪ i'm staring at the ceiling the clock it won't stop ticking ♪ ♪ i feel like i've been sleeping for too long now ♪ ♪ it's like my heart stopped beating and now i'm hardly breathing ♪ ♪ and i'm afraid of leaving scared to break down ♪ ♪ and what am i waiting for 'cause i don't wanna wait no more ♪ ♪ and i'm the only soldier in this lonely war and i don't wanna fight myself no more ♪ ♪ maybe i was meant to run maybe i was born to bleed i don't know who i'll become ♪ ♪ but i'll be going going gone and even if it starts to hurt ♪ ♪ i wanna feel it 'til my whole heart bursts i will be forever young ♪ ♪ so i'll be going going going going going gone ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm staring at the ceiling the clock it won't stop ticking ♪ ♪ i feel like i've been sleeping for too long now ♪ ♪ maybe i was meant to run maybe i was

he wrote, jimmy kimmel, never mind the dress code.ow i'm annoying him. [ laughter ] we can play to 10 or 21 or 50, your choice, adam carolla can provide color commentary. well, first of all, if we played to 50, we'd both be dead by the end of the game. [ laughter ] maybe that's the way to go, sacrifice myself for the good of the land. this could be a real thing. why he wants to do this i have no idea. you really want to play basketball against a talk show host? you already lost an election to a reality show host, isn't that enough? [ laughter and groans ] if he wants to do it, i feel that i have to do it, right? besides, who needs to watch lebron and kevin durant again when we can instead focus on two out of shape white men in their 50s with little to no athletic ability instead? [ laughter ] yes, ted cruz, i do accept your challenge. i will play you one on one. [ cheers and applause ] i will not underestimate you. i know you run some kind of basketball league for senators, you probably think you're good. i know you played basketball

on jimmy kimmel live, drew barry moore. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight drew barrymore -- from "stranger things," david harbour -- this week in unnecessary censorship -- and music from andrea bocelli -- and now, places everybody, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome. relax, relarelax, thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. thank you for joining us. on one of our most cherished national holidays. today, if you don't know, today is national selfie day. finally a day to take selfies. national selfie day of course marks the beginning of the high holy days for the kardashian family along with the feast of saint botox and lip glossashana, i think. i don't know why we'd have a day to commemorate one of the most annoying things people do. having a national clip your nails on an airplane day. i hate selfies. i really hate selfies. i love watching people take them. i love that whole thing where, they don't know -- i was going to the dentist a week ago, there was a woman sitting in her car tak

but i will tell you candidly, my team is terrified that jimmy kimmel is going to dump on me. -- dunk. i keep my promise that ain't going to happen. if need be i will pull his shorts to the ground but he is not getting to the rim. [shouting] >> so i played high school ball. i was a mediocre high school player. i rode the bench a lot. and i remain about a mediocre high school player. so i ask for your prayers that i at least once hit the rim and ideally have the ball go in. and more importantly than at the end of the day, okay come in a perfect world i would like to see jimmy kimmel with spalding imprinted on his four head, but the perfect world i hope that jimmy writes a $5000 check and helps out kids in texas and so ask for your prayers and i thank you for your incredible support for our nation. [applause]

and now, don't move, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. a special welcome to those of you who have joined us for our special primetime show. this is our second show tonight. earlier tonight, from cleveland, we had game three of the nba finals. warriors/cavaliers. and this time they're not just playing for a title this time, they're playing for the chance to not fly back to cleveland again. so it's very exciting. you know, between the nba finals and the bachelorette there have never been more men fighting for a ring on this network. this is a double diva day for us tonight with jennifer lopez earlier and mariah carey later. [ cheers and applause ] that's exciting. first i want to mention our first lady, melania trump, who made her first tv appearance in 26 days today. melania, if you don't know, has been m.i.a. following a routine kidney procedure. her absence led to much speculation about her whereabouts, and th

. >>> and kimmel versus cruz. the comedian takes on the senator on the hardwood. the grudge match for charity in a game no one will want to remember. >>> and good evening. thanks for joining us on this saturday. i'm tom llamas. we begin tonight with the breaking news overseas. the world cup scare. the dangerous moment. take a look. all caught on camera in moscow. a speeding taxi cab plowing in a sidewalk crowded with tourists including world cup fans. the driver of the cab making a run for it. what we are just learning now about the incident. the new details are coming in. julie mcfarland in london starts us off. >> reporter: it came all of the sudden and out of nowhere. a taxi in central moscow suddenly veers on the sidewalk straight in a crowd. the bystanders force the driver out of the vehicle, but he sees it as a chance to escape and bolts. security camera footage captures the scene in an area popular with tourists just several hundred meters away from the kremlin. eight people sought medical attention after the collision. the driver told police he fell asleep

>>> we >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- claire danes. from "superfly," jason mitchell. "this week in unnecessary censorship." and music from pusha t. and now, finally, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice, thank you. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i'm happy to have you here. there's no chand iting. we don't have chanting officials. that's very nice. welcome. joined us earlier this evening in primetime, the nba finals tippedff tonight in oakland, california. the golden state warriors against the cleveland cavaliers. these are two teams that are meeting for what, like the fourth -- good news, abc like the it so much they picked it up for a fifth consecutive season. [ laughter ] this is finals number nine for lebron james. and there's a lot at stake. not only are the cavaliers and warriors playing for another ring, they're playing for the chance to reject an invitation to the white house. [ laughter ] which is big. [ cheers and applause ] there's l

senator cruz, 47 years old, kimmel, 50. their one on one match to raise money for two texas charities and settle a score after this comment. >> he looks like a blob fish. >> reporter: what's your key move? a killer crossover? are you good in the paint? >> i have no actual moves. this game's going to take forever. >> reporter: and it did. nearly two hours of blocks and air balls before the senator scored the final point leaving with the coveted trophy. there he is with the hardware. congratulations, senator cruz. the former high school basketball player reliving his younger days. >> for two guys in our 40s and 50s, we'd beat daylights out of you. >> reporter: you look a little winded. >> both of us are going to sleep like babies. >> reporter: the challenge has been met. but kimmel and cruz say the real winners are the children of the city. marcus moore, abc news, houston. >> gounk he is still holding that trophy? >> like ovechkin. >> that's what i was trying to remember. trying to remember his name. congratulations senator c

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the best or nothing. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series isnny knoxville and jenna dewan. and apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. this is their album "always ascending." here with the song "glimpse of love," franz ferdinand! ♪ won't someone bring bring me just a glimpse of love love love ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ love love ♪ is going to come as a photographer yes a photographer yeah yeah i need love ♪ ♪ so someone better bring me a photographer yes a photographer yeah a flash ♪ ♪ a glimpse of perfect abs in flimsy floral dress shows off her slender frame enjoys a private stroll ♪ ♪ love love love is going to come as a photographer yes a photographer ♪ ♪ea ♪ off duty beauty keeping it real she's got flawless ♪ ♪ features grabs a bite to eat stepping out sports a bruise on her neck ♪ ♪ as she's heading to to the studio decadent no she's never been shy ♪ ♪ no she's never never never been shy love love love is going to come ♪ ♪ as a photographer yes a photographer yeah yeah i need love ♪ ♪ so someone better bring me a photographer yes a photographer

and now at the buzzer here's jimmy kimmel! cheers and applause ] >> welcome nba fans to our very special show. one of the most special specials of all. thank you. tonight from oracle arena in oakland, california we gather for game one of the nba finals. the golden state warriors host the cleveland cavaliers. the winner of game one will go on to game two and so will the loser. that's the great thing about game one. everybody goes on. games one and two in oakland. games three and four in cleveland. then, if necessary, to oakland for game five and cleveland for six and then back to oakland for game seven. for the fourth year in a row this is happening. the warriors and cavaliers have had more hometown visits than all 36 seasons of "the bachelor" and "bachelorette." the first instant in any major sport that the same two teams have met in a championship four straight times. for lebron james it's his eighth consecutive appearance in the nba finals. eight times in a row. it's like a finals hanukkah for him. eight straight trips to th

and now, don't move, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. a special welcome to those of you who have joined us for our special primetime show. this

right now jimmy kimmel.icky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, jeff goldblum. from "sorry to bother you," jermaine fowler. jimmy versus senator ted cruz in the blobfish basketball classic. and music from granger smith. and now, and furthermore, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ]

responding by challenging kimmel to a game. >> smack down. >> blob fish.fish classic. >> wow. >> yeah. >> that could get ugly. >> yeah. >> in real sports. the road weary giants open up a series against the arch rivals in l.a. and one big mist >>> abc 7 sports. >> good evening, the giants crosses country ten-game road trip concludes this weekend. the dodgers are starting to heat up and the giants remain luke warm. especially on the road. giantss played 16 innings yesterday in miami and flew 2400 miles. a little tired, bottom of the first. derek holland gives up a solo homer. and bruce bochy. i am going to need starting pitching. key play in the game. grandal flies deep to center field and jackson is there, and drops it. three-base area. and grandal ends up scoring. 3-0 l.a. to the seventh and ross stripling was dealing until the panda strikes. the giants are down 3-2. playing for the injured kevin longoria. and andrew mccutchen, strike three. and the giants fall by a score of 3-2 of. a's and angels, it's world at the coliseum. mark jackson, air mails the co

on jimmy kimmel live, drew bry >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!"vid harbour -- this week in unnecessary censorship -- and music from andrea bocelli -- and now, places everybody, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome. relax, relarelax, thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. thank you for joining us. on one of our most

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live: game night"! tonight, sandra bullock, tracy morgan, karl-anthony towns, devin booker, brooke and robin lopez, and ben simmons, presented by mcdonald's and uncle drew. and now in the paint, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: yeah, here he is! hello there. welcome! thank you for joining us on this sunday night of basketball. in the united states of america. welcome. welcome. we're in los angeles. in oakland right now fans are kissing their uber drivers good-bye in the parking lot of oracle arena for game two of the nba finals, warriors versus the cavaliers. yes, you're watching the same matchup of the last three years. this is not a rerun. this is that magical time of year when nba players fly back and forth from oakland to cleveland like they're regional insurance salesmen. but this matchup this year is a big deal for this network. other than "grey's anatomy," cavs/warriors is the longest running drama we have on abc. and -- [ cheers and applause ] the first time the cavaliers played the warriors, it w

team isell you, my terrified that jimmy kimmel is going to dunk on me. promise, that ain't going to happen. if need be, i will pull his shorts to the ground. he is not getting to the rim. [laughter] i played high school ball. i was a mediocre high school player. i rode the bench a lot. mediocre high school player. i asked for your prayers that i at least hit the rim and have the ball go in. more importantly, that at the end of the day, and a perfect world i would like to see him with spalding imprinted on his four head. in a perfect world, i hope that jimmy writes of $5,000 check and helps the kids in texas. i ask for your prayers and i thank you for your incredible support for a nation. -- our nation. [applause] >> ♪ >> more now from the faith and freedom coalition conference. we will hear from marco rubio and house speaker paul ryan. >> i am so privileged and honored to welcome our next feature. , when iever forget first found out about marco rubio, i got a call, i was in my office one day in 2009 and i got a call from representative david baxley, the

we don't have much more daughter than this because kimmel plans on showing us more on jim"jimmy kimmelght. cruz did win 11-9. the competition was so bad, kimmel apologized to the entire game of basketball. >> seemed like a couple awkward moments. at least the $10,000 will go to a good cause. >> did you see the jersey kimmel was wearing? texas southern, first all black team to win an ncaa championship. >> thank you for that trivia. >> university of texas el paso as we know it. >> let's go t walnut creek. you can see we've got cloudiness out there. reaching about everywhere. even though they're out there, still will turn brighter and warmer this afternoon. cool to partly cloudy tonight and extended several warm to hot days. sliding in behind me, here are the high temperatures today. from 59 at ingleside to 69 in ipgal side. for the east bay, 58 in the morning and about 70 at 4:00. in between our highs will be right around 69 at berk lu to about 76 in fremont. let's go over towards the peninsula where we'll see sunshine break out after the 7:00 hour. we'll hit the low to mid 70s from mill

jimmy kimmel. the quintessential hypocrite.immel on comedy central dressed up in black face in one of the most of offensive skits i have ever seen. beyond that, there are all these skits that he did. in one case he's feigning a sexual act with women and making sexist remarks. it's okay for jimmy kimmel because he's a liberal and abc and disney like protecting liberals. but when a conservative does something, they are out. lou: there was a time you could screw up and make a mistake or misstatement. you -- hello? there you are. you talk to the camera or into a microphone for two to three hours at a time, you are going to say something stupid. she did that. but now it's a mortal offense. i am not sure what changed? gregg: there is no question what she tweeted was vile and offensive. but i think abc may have pulled the trigger too quickly. it's never a good idea to act precipitously and i think they did. if they had weighed the people i cited today, and add keith obermann to the list. abc disney rehired him for espn. but that's oka

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. >>> and jimmy kimmel gets ready to school ted cruz in basketball. "the skinny" is next. skinny" is next. to school ted cruz in basketball. "the skinny" is next. ♪ skinny ♪ just give me "the skinny" >> is that "the skinny" dance? >> yes, it is, the friday skinny. >> that's even better. >>> we're kicking off "the skinny" with a surprise return of a popular series. >> it's been a few years since we saw zach galifianakis insult guests, but it gained such a following that even president obama appeared. and yesterday it returned with jerry seinfeld in the chair. but galifianakis was not so pleased with that booking. >> actor, writer, producer, which of larry david's skills do you admire the most? you have comedians in cars getting coffee, james corden has carpool karaoke. what's next in lazy, car-based, non-comedy? >> it was a tough ride for seinfeld. after they trade insults, there was another surprise. >> that is cardi b dropping by, and that led zach to kick jerry seinfeld outside the two ferns and showered the rapper who's in her final month of pregnancy with a gift. >> oo

. >>> "jimmy kimmel live." >> thank you dan. this is going to be best flag day yet. >> ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your new american citizens! >>> new at 11:00, a san francisco mom is recovering tonight from life-threatening brain injuries after someone attacked her while she was walking with her baby. kate larson is live in noe valley with new developments. >> reporter: the attack happened right here. 28th and sanchez, a quiet family neighborhood. doctors asked the victim not to get over stimulated while brain heals so spoke to her best friend with her right before the attack. shared surveillance video. take a look. mother's screams and baby's cries caught on camera. attacked after crossed the street walking home carrying 16-month-old after got a call from witness. >> heard her say he hit me. >> reporter: playing with daughters before the attack. based on the ct scan believe hit her on the head with blunt object like a hammer. >> she had severe skull fractures and pieces of her skull entered her brain. that night had t

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basketball, the ongoing feud began when kimmel compared the republican senator to a blobfish.uz ultimately challenging the comedian to a game, suggesting the loser give $5,000 to a charity of the winner's choice. after weeks of back and forth taunting, the two amateurs went head to head this weekend at texas southern university with cruz coming out on top with a final score of 11-9. but the real winners were texas children's hospital and generation one, kimmel and cruz's respective charities, which both received donations. >> maybe we can get this going back and forth even more for more money to be given to those charities. >> i have to admit i had kimmel and the points. i lost big. i'm danny h >>> it is father's day, and you have a right to talk toour children and you don't even nowhere were children are. >> kids taken from parent the trump administration digging in for heated battles this week. >> a 6.1 earthquake causi speaking out this morning offering intimate

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"nibal buress, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from aloe blacc. and now, for the time being, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. hola. thanks for coming. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. and for those of you who weren't with us earlier tonight in primetime, shame on those who were not. we had another big night of basketball here at abc, game four between the golden state warriors and cleveland cavaliers. president trump today said he will not invite the winner of the nba finals to the white house. he said if they don't want to be here, i don't want them here. melania was like, hey, really? [ laughter ] the president will, however, welcome the new nhl champion, washington capitals, who won their first-ever stanley cup last night. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations to the washington capitals on their great play and winning the stanley cup. alex ovechkin, the team captain, was spectalar. a true superstar. d.c. is

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i'm >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"owell, and music from gallant featuring a$ap ferg. and now, places everybody, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. that's very nice. appreciate that. glad you're in a good mood. i hope it was a nice day. i had a nice day. i had a

and now, if that's not enough, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice, thank you. thank you, everybody. hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. very nice. i appreciate it. please, relax. thank you for joining us on a very special day here in the united states of america. 72 years ago today in the borough of queens, in the state of new york, a pumpkin got trapped in a tanning bed. [ laughter ] and donald j. trump was born. [ laughter ] today is president trump's birthday. they gave him a carvelle ice cream cake. he grabbed it right by the cookie-puss. [ rim shot ] the vice president is one who gets the cake for birthdays. he's in charge of making sure that all cakes that come into the white house were baked by heterosexuals. [ laughter ] it's his most important duty. the first lady, melania trump, i thought this was interesting. last year she wished her husband a happy birthday on twitter. so this year, she posted nothing. [ laughter ] gee, i wonder why

and now, hold on, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right.hank you, thank you. welcome, welcome. very nice. thanks, everybody. thank you. hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to each and every one of you for coming. please, sit, relax. we have so much to get through. i don't know how we're going to pack it all in. i want to start tonight with something thats

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jodie foster. the bachelorette becca kufrin. and music from ray lamontagne. and now, if you're ready, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. happy "bachelorette" night, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. i know you're excited. because, well, for those of you who watched "the bachelorette," the bachelorette herself, becca, is here tonight. this is exciting. this has never happened before. tonight becca is going to tell us who she picked, thereby saving us 22 hours of our lives. [ laughter ] but before we get into all that, did you see the game last night, game 2 of the nba finals? golden state warriors beat up on the cleveland cavaliers. not a pretty sight. steph curry set an all-time finals record with nine three-pointers. two of them he shot from the parking lot as he was getting in his car. [ laughter ] the warriors are now up two games to none. but don't tell j.r. smith. he thinks t

and now, stay right where you are, here's jimmy kimmel!immy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. thank you for joining us on another roller coaster of a day i

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kimmel, 50.exas charities and settle the score after this comment during one of kimmel's nightly monologues. >> he looks like a blobfish. >> reporter: what's your key move? you got like a killer crossover? are you good in the paint? do you have a "j"? >> i have no actual moves. in fact, this game's going to take forever. >> reporter: and it did. nearly two hours of air balls, blocks, and misses before the senator, who was favored to win, scored the 11th and final point. leaving with a coveted trophy. there he is with the hardware there. congratulations to you, senator cruz. the former high school varsity basketball player reliving his younger days. >> for two guys in our 40s and 50s, we beat the living daylights out of each other. >> reporter: you look a little winded. >> i think both of us are going to sleep like babies tonight. we're going to pass out. >> reporter: so, the confetti has fallen, and the challenge has been met. but both kimmel and senator cruz say the real winners are the children

kimmel live!" tonight -- kevin costner. from "13 reasons why," katherine langford. and music from weezer. and now, stay right there, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much. welcome, welcome. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. that's very nice. there would have been -- i don't know if you -- [ cheers and applause ]

>>> we appreciate your >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- kevin costner. from "13 reasons why," katherine langford. and music from weezer. and now, stay right there, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much. welcome, welcome. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. that's very nice. there would have been -- i don't know if you -- [ cheers and applause ] okay, enough, i get it. [ laughter ] thanks. thanks for joining us on what has been an un-precedented 24 hours for the united states and north korea as our president, donald trump, met with his favorite little rocket man, kim jong-un. a lot of pundits think it was a mistake to meet with an unstabl dictator but kim jong-un said, you know what, i'm going to do it anyway. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ rim shot ] >> they did it in singapore. the closest thing i can compare it to is when scooby-doo met the harlem globetrotters. even kim jong-un said it

and now, stay right where you are, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. thank you for joining us on another roller coaster of a day here in the united states. i'm sure you probably heard. after an enormous amount of outrage, criticism, backlash directed at donald trump for his so-called zero tolerance immigration policy, backlash from republicans and democrats alike, backlash from his own wife, even. this afternoon the president finally did something about it. >> we are going to cancel and postpone tomorrow's congressional picnic. we have a congressional picnic tomorrow, and i was just walking over to the oval office and i said, you know, it doesn't feel right to have a picnic for congress when we're working on doing something very important. we have many things that are important. we're talking about trade, we're talking about many, many things. but it didn't feel exactly right to me. so we will be officially postponing th

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- tiffany haddish, dj khaled, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from ella mai. and now, hold it right there. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. very nice. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i wanted you to come. how about that, you did. oh, we have a lot to get to tonight. starting with of course the president of the united states, who was up bright and early and on his lawn this morning at 7:50 a.m., he tweeted, wow, the highest-rated by far morning show "fox and friends" is on the front lawn of the white house, maybe i'll have to take an unannounced trip down to see tell. yes, by all means, go ahead. [ laughter ] take that unannounced trip you just announce eannounce ed and he did. president of the united states, leader of our country, looking out the window, sees steve doocy, i think i'll go out and say hello. donald trump had a lot of pramts for himself and kim jong-

we >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- steve martin and martin short.pany. and now, look over there -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. hola. hi. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. relax, relax. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. very nice. i'm glad you're here.

i'm >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, jamie foxx, from "set it up", glen powell, and music from gallant featuring a$ap ferg. and now, places everybody, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. that's very nice. appreciate that. glad you're in a good mood. i hope it was a nice day. i had a nice day. i had a nice morning. this morning i drove my daughter to school. she's 3 years old. she lines it when i drive her to school and i like driving her to school. i drop her off, she runs in to play with the kids. it's still pretty early. instead of going straight in to work, i decided to have breakfast by myself in a mexican restaurant. so i go into the restaurant. right down the block. i order eggs. i'll have the eggs mexicano. the guy says eggs mehicano? yeah, those. he gives me a number. i sit outside, a beautiful day. the sun was out, warm, no hot. the eggs come, they're good, totally mehic