kimmel live" from my house.3-time grammy winner and also a very stylish man. he helps me pick out all my colored shirts with the sleeves rolled up. please welcome pharrell williams. hi, pharrell. >> hey, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm okay, how are you doing? >> i was just, i mean, it's different, because you're addressing people, but at the same time, the studio audience isn't there, so it's like a different sensation. >> jimmy: you know what? we did have one unwanted visitor show up a few minutes ago, but you are correct, we do not have a studio audience, but another human being somehow got through security. pharrell, i was talking to my daughter earlier and asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up. what did you want to be when you were like 5 years old, do you remember? >> no, i remember. i didn't know what i wanted to be but i knew what i was obsessed with. i was obsessed with space, and i was obsessed with robots, hence the dances. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> of that time. and i, i don't know. i loved the color

this may be the last edition of jimmy kimmel live from my house. our theater and everything will be okay. i'd like to thank pharrell williams. i look forward to seeing you -- when i return. "nightline" is next, enjoy. >>> this is "nightline." tonight, in his own words. killed by police. now the new video surfacing, rayshard brooks sharing his struggles with life after prison. >> i'm not the type of person to give up. i'm going to keep going until i'm wh >> how one man's serving time and grappling with a fresh start may help shape the future of policing in america. >>> plus, taking on trump. john bolton, the president's former trusted national security advi adviser n

my name is jimmy kimmel. i host a talk show in my kitchen.as previously something you might hear from someone with paranoia and delusions. so, maybe i'm not hosting a show. maybe i'm crazy! speaking of crazy, we have a bigly milestone on the way. this weekend, donald trump celebrates his birthday, number 74! so break out the ketchup and cake. donald trump was born on june 14th, 1946, when a pile of soggy cheese fries was struck by a bolt of orange lightning. trump supporters in florida, michigan and arkansas are holding events to celebrate. and what better way to honor the president than by gathering, to contract the very virus whose existence he denies? by the way, here's one of donald trump's old birthday invitations from a party he had in 1994. the theme was "trump: lord of the financial jungle." that's him and marla maples in jungle garb. this card is amazing for so many reasons. this was 26 years ago and nothing depicted in it now exists. that body is fake, the casino went bankrupt, the marriage ended, that hair is gone. even the elephan

i'm your host, jim "jimmy" kimmel. hey, this is alarming.ding to a new study from the cdc, most people are not using hand sanitizer correctly. they say you're supposed to rub your hands with sanitizer for 30 seconds, which is even longer than when you wash your hands. it's 20 seconds. the study was published in the "journal of information that would have been nice to have three months ago." i didn't know you need to purell for 30 seconds. it definitely doesn't say that on the bottle! i looked at the bottle. it says, "rub hands together briskly until dry." why can't we get anything right? what else are we doing wrong? are we using ketchup the right way? maybe you're supposed to put it on your face? this is an interesting sign of the times. a small show of progress, perhaps. johnson and johnson announced via instagram their plan to help heal our nation's wounds. a line of racially inclusive band-aids. the johnsons wrote, "we hear you. we see you. we're listening to you. we stand in solidarity with our black colleagues, collaborators and commun

o jim sarah ♪ ba, da, ba, ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live this is ridiculous.s house. >> jimmy: hi there, you. it's me, jimmy, in my house again. which is now kind of "our" house. but don't come try to live in it. the nba seems ready to get back to work. yesterday, the league proposed 113 pages worth of safety rules and procedures for the rest of the season. first of all, all the games will be played at disney world, which right off the bat seems like the least safe place to be during a peter pan-demic. but they have a lot of precautions in place. the players will be housed together. they will quarantine ahead of time and be tested every day. players will be discouraged from licking their fingers and clearing their noses on the court. were they encouraged to do that before this? players will be required to shower in their hotel rooms instead of the locker room. that's -- i mean, i don't think it's even worth playing basketball if you can't cap it off by scrubbing up with the team loofa! and also, no one will be allowed to touch the ball. so that sounds doable!

>> jimmy: well, hi there, i'm jimmy kimmel. for joining me in my home. on what was a much better day in america. before we get to that, this has been a dark and heavy week, but yesterday, we had the tv on in the kitchen. we were watching the protests on the news, and our five-year-old daughter jane walks in and asks "why are the people are marching?" and my wife explained, she said they're marching "because they want peace." and our son billy, who's three, hears this and says "i want peace." and we're all like "awww." that's sweet. and then, he says "is piece candy?" he wants reese's piece. you know, we did watch et last week. maybe that's where he got it. at long last, charges were filed today against the three policemen who stood by and did nothing as their fellow officer ended george floyd's life. that officer, derek chauvin, has been charged with second-degree murder and second degree manslaughter. the other three were charged with aiding and abetting those charges, which is good news. a long time coming. there have been pr

fidelity. >> jimmy: welcome back to jimmy kimmel live from my house.greed to each send each other outfits via amazon to wear on the show tonight. this is what josh sent to me to wear. josh, let's see what i sent you. what have you got on? >> you son of a bi t-- i've had nightmares of me on the corner of hollywood and vine wearing this outfit. >> jimmy: you look like you're going an underpants commercial. i have to cover this, everything shows. oh, i want, i should show. i have flashing -- i feel hike joe exotic's next husband. wow. well, ile fe feel like you won. you should wear that to the oscars this year. >> by the way, we should both go to the oscars tressdressed like. >> jimmy: i think i would get arrested in this. i am going to wear the shoes again, for sure. >> has your wife or children seen you in this? >> jimmy: my wife just saw it and gasped. and not in a good way, either. i do want to mention your show, "central park", on apple tv plus. i know this is a very well-reviewed and hugely-popular show you got going there. tell us about it there wh

and right now on jimmy kimmel, patton oswalt. have a great night. see you tomorrow. ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ♪ jimmy kimmel live! this is ridiculous, from his house. >> jimmy: hello and thank you for joining my quaran-ted talk. i'm jimmy, the ol' hermit from up in the hills. we are in week nine thousand of lockdown. of stay-at-home. people are getting restless craving other human beings. and i want to address something that i believe may be the cardinal sin of quarantine. maybe you have experienced this. it's the random unannounced drop-by. a friend calls you says, "hey, i'm pulling up in front of your house. come outside and say hello." and what are you gonna do? you're trapped. they know you're in there not doing anything. there's no getting away. so you put on pants and a mask and you go out in front and you have a weird, muffled conversation next to your mailbox for eight minutes. that has to stop. and while we're at it, family zoom calls? let's max those out at 12 minutes. 12 minutes. there's nothing going on you can't

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live" from my house. three grammys, and a movie on lifetime called "the clark sisters: first ladies of gospel." the legendary clark sisters will take us to church on a thursday night. next week, join us with mark ruffalo, sarah paulson, bill burr, the roastmaster general jeff ross and amy schumer too. our guest tonight is an actress, activist, recording artist and talk show host. she is also the star of an inspiring viral video, please welcome keke palmer. hi, keke. >> how are you? it's good to see you, man, in this new surrounding. >> jimmy: it's good to see you, too. i like that painting you have on the wall. >> i like those logs in the back. >> jimmy: thanks, everybody loves my logs. i think of you as a very upbeat person, and i think every keke has to be an upbeat person. it just goes with the name. are you feeling upbeat? >> um, i think, i do feel upbeat. i'm a positive person by nature, but i do think my empathic side is being weighed down by what's going on right now. >> jimmy: this video i referen

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>>> thanks ♪ ba, da, ba, ♪ ba, da, ba, ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, ♪ jimmy kimmel live this is ridiculousmy: hello, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of this house. thank you for braving the curfew to be here. although we didn't have a curfew in l.a. tonight for the first time this week. we did have an earthquake. we had a little shaker here last night. a 5.5. and on top of everything else, there's an asteroid heading our way. on saturday night, an asteroid that is said to be the size of the empire state building will pass close by earth. who knows? maybe we'll get lucky and it'll hit us. as of today, several hotel casinos are open for business in vegas,with safety measures in place. this is at mgm. they've got hand-washing stations, glass partitions at the craps tables. playing blackjack now is like visiting a relative in prison. how do you let the dealer know you want another card? do you tap the glass? you can see, they have plenty of hand sanitizer. even the go-go dancers are wearing plastic face shields. it's like "blade runner." how this is safe, i don't know. going to a casino during a pande

kimmel and i'm the host of something they call a talk show, so that's exciting. today is, actually, i have no idea what today is. guillermo, what day is today? >> oh, i don't know, i'm very drunk, jimmy. >> jimmy: at least you have an excuse, what day is today? >> it's thursday, thursday, thursday night ♪ yeah! >> jimmy: oh, okay. it's thursday, which is good. that means the "cosby show" is on tonight, right? i don't even know what decade it is. county officials in los angeles just released guidelines for reopening our schools, and there are a lot of them. they're going to have students walk single file in the hallways, strict seating on buses, staggered recreation time in the schoolyard, basically a prison where you learn gee omet. and there are new rules for bullies. from now on, all wet willies must be dry daryls. our plan is to pull the kids out of school all together and hope they become reality tv stars. a lot of people are wondering which of the many changes we've made to our lives during this pandemic are going to carry over when things go back to normal,

fidelity. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live" from my house., new york, tracey bednar. hi tracey. >> hi, jimmy, how are you? it's so nice to meet you. >> jimmy: nice to meet you, too. i know you work with children who have covid-19. and for a long time, we told that it didn't really have an effect on children, but it seems like it is. what are the symptoms for the little ones when they get this? >> sure, so the symptoms are very different than for adults. adults, it was mostly respiratory. for children we've seen them with mostly cardiac, actually, cardiac influence and also rash, fever, gastrointestinal issues. >> jimmy: this must be very scary for both the kids and the parents when they come to the hospital with this. >> absolutely. absolutely. yeah, you hear covid, and everybody starts to really panic. >> jimmy: yeah, right. and you of course are there to not only take care of these families, but to calm them down, to make them feel better, which i would imagine creates a lot of stress on you. >> yeah. it can. absolutely. >> jimmy: what is a

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i'm jimmy kimmel and welcome to the opposite of a spin class. you for being with me, even if it's because you literally have nowhere else to go. i hope you had a pleasant memorial day. we spent the long weekend trying to put the duvet cover back on the bed. fun. this was a weird memorial day. i think we can all agree that zoom barbecues suck. this weekend, donald trump, by unauthorized presidential order, made a sweeping declaration to open all churches, temples and places of worship in an effort to make sure the most devout americans get a chance to contract the coronavirus too. it was a controversial decision, one that could endanger the lives of many, but anyone who knows donald trump knows that he is a man of great faith. and so on sunday morning -- he went to church. for the first time. he went to -- wait, that's not church. he went to golf? he went to play golf during the pandemic, because that's what jesus would do? i guess. i don't know trump thinks he's at the u.s. open while the u.s. is closed. and, you know, people say he's unfit to b

kimmel also impersonated snoop dogg in a rap song using the n. word several times. at 1st the late night host said he was taking. summer off to spend time with his family but then on tuesday he came out with an apology saying i apologize to those who are genuinely hurt or offended by the make up by a war or the words i spoke will he get cancelled only time will tell comedian jimmy fallon almost face the same type of criticism after an old saturday night live skit emerged showing fallon in blackface impersonating chris rock fallon says he was horrified at the thing the hard to me the most was how do i say i love this person . i respect this guy more than respect most humans. and i'm not a racist on monday 4 episodes of the comedy 30 rock were pulled from circulation as they featured characters performing in blackface tina fey who played liz lemon on the show and also worked as the executive producer reached out to n.b.c. universal to have these episodes pulled from streaming services which are still showing repeats in a statement they said i understand now that inten

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you heard it here, jimmy kimmel is too famous to eat lentils. >> jimmy: that is not true.g this, jimmy. i don't care that you're famous. you know what i care about? treating others with kindness, yeah, that means something to me. respect. i also like respect. maybe some type of morality is cool. >> jimmy: what can i do to make it up to you? i feel like we're going in circles here. >> are you for real this time? you actually want to do this? >> jimmy: yeah, what can i do. >> maybe just say "i love you. "and you are worthy of love." that would be a good start. >> jimmy: fine. i love you and you are worthy of love, lentils. okay? thank you. >> i don't know. i don't buy it. i feel like you're acting again. >> jimmy: well, i'm not acting, i mean it. how about tonight, i cook you up with some chicken broth? throw an a little tomato in there. >> honestly -- sorry, i just did not wanted to cry. i just waited so long. that would mean a lot to me. >> jimmy: i forgot, we're having pizza tonight. maybe next -- >> you dirty bitch. i knew you'd double cross me. you always o do this, and

. ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da ba, da, ba, da ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live ♪ ♪ >> this is ridiculous. >>. i am jimmy. welcome to my home, my workplace, my gym, my restaurant, my little pony. whatever you need, we have it all. we are now in the fourth month of quarantine, which is crazy. but life is slowly coming back. we're opening things up for better or worse here in california. on friday in l.a., they opened museums and gyms. which makes no sense to me. first of all, who needs to go to a museum? if i don't see a woolly mammoth statue stuck in sludge, am i gonna go nuts? and secondly, who would go to the gym right now? i'm not going to the gym during a pandemic. or after a pandemic. i'm just not going to the gym ever again. donald trump had quite a weekend. he put on a bigly presentation at west point on saturday, where he showed up to give a commencement speech whether the graduates wanted it or not. the cadets at west point were sent home in march because of the virus. for safety reasons. but then trump decided he wanted to give a speech in person and so all the cadets were ordered t

>> we appreciate your time, right now on jimmy kimmel, p ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live >> this is ridiculous.jimmy: hi there, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. i'm still at home. you know, i was gonna take the car out of the driveway to cruise around a little this afternoon, but turns out i forgot how to drive. we are coming up on, i believe this weekend will mark three months of quarantine. we've been locked down so long even our apps have started to adapt. apple was just awarded a patent for software that will allow humans to take what they call a "synthetic group selfie" where you don't have to be in the same room. the way it works is, you invite friends to be in your selfie from wherever they are. then the software will remove all the backgrounds and put everyone together. basically, apple just got a patent for photoshop. but it's interesting. this is the schematic from the patent. is that not the bleakest thing you've ever seen? i have another idea, how about we just try to go three months without taking selfies altogether? according to a new poll, 27% of american

. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live" from my house.night, the wonderful wanda sikes will join us. my guest tonight might be the best actor in the world. this is a conversation we have in our house often. she has an oscar and three emmies and could very well get another for the costumed vigilante sister knight in "watchmen." please say hello to regina king. hi, regina. >> wow, what an intro. >> jimmy: my wife and i have this conversation with each other, and we both agree, so it really doesn't go very far, but we do think you are unbelievably great in every single thing that you do. but before we talk about that stuff, i know you are an l.a. native, right? you grew up here. this is your town, and obviously, you've been paying attention to everything that's been going on. how are you feeling right now. llstarti to pull melooap everything has been super heavy, like, as it is for everyone. right now. but i've finally gotten to a place where i'm clear as to what it is that i need to do to make changes, you know. i feel like the protesting t

he tweets more fake times this time from jimmy kimmel's last-place show. he tweeted once every seven and a half minutes yesterday. that's impressive. he ignored a pandemic and his wife on mother's day. he really can do it all. so i replied to the tweet. i thought about it, and i just wrote, go make melania brunch. still no word on if he did. you think he ever made anyone anything? do you think he ever made don jr. a grilled cheese sandwich? so anyhow, this is what the white house is thinking about right now. this is the dumbest time to be alive. i always thought if i got involved in a twitter feud with the president it would be with president kanye in 2028, but no it came early. the latest is that there's an outbreak among the white house staff, as if they needed anything else to make this like a horror movie. it's coming from inside the house. the president's valet, ivanka trump's assistant, a spokesperson for mike pence, dr. fauci has placed himself in quarantine and the white house announced a new policy that required all staffers who enter the west win

jimmy kimmel is doing karl malone. jimmy kimmel is doing oprah and snoop dogg. is a context, it's comedy. we need to put away the jeweler's loop when it comes to black americans. jesse: black americans, when people put darker makeup on their skin it has a negative effect because of the history of that. >> i get it. but they shouldn't. they should look everything in a context. what's going on. we should speak about what is the continues between ways intentional and what isn't. was there a noose hanging in bubba wallace's garage. yes, there was. was it meant for him. no, it wasn't. let's put context into things. katie peary makes sures that are about black -- makes shoes that are black and puts a smiley face on it. jesse: i understand your opinion. when you split hairs and try to litigate the black face characters, it's a dangerous road to go down, especially in this country in 2020. your book talks about this new culture. not the greatest generation anymore that went off to fight. they are fighting mascots and offensive language. what the heck is happening? i'll

call all of their being woke and they cancel culture will it affect the likes of howard stern jimmy kimmel and jimmy fallon and others who are on the left and are now saying sorry for past blackface skits and i'm not a racist scottie no use inline ill will weigh in dr anthony found she originally lied or was about the effectiveness of wearing a mask but it's not providing the perfect protection that people think that it is and why is he saying no more handshakes but endure hookups are ok if you want to go a little bit more into big well then that's your choice i'm steve malzberg let's see the press. you go. to by. all right folks did you hear what former vice president and presumptive democratic presidential nominee joe biden said on thursday early now we have over 120000000 dead from covert yes 120000000 dead of the coronavirus here in the united states you would think that would be new since biden just was off by about 119000000 880000 deaths. but the networks on that night thursday night didn't mention it all on the network newscasts according to the media research center talk about fak

shop-at-home at nissan usa dot com. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live from my house."ducose. she is a nurse from san diego, california. hello-e chloe! how are you? >> hi! >> jimmy: hello. so, chloe, i heard you work in a tent giving covid tests. i have to be honest, that sounds terrible. >> yeah, i've been picking boogers for a while. >> jimmy: i never thought of the booger factor. i guess that would happen, huh? >> it really helps with the patients, they think you want to pick your brain, no, it's just the boogers. >> jimmy: has it been hot and miserable? >> now that it's heating up, it's been boiling, it's been 90 degree weather, so it's not great, but we're managing. >> jimmy: i heard you were a big star wars fan, is that true? >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: how many times have you watched the "star wars" movies, all of them, from beginning to end? >> a lot. let's just put it that way. >> jimmy: more than ten? >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah. i thought it might be fun to introduce you to somebody to say hello who would like to thank you for all the work that you're doing. and, if --

i'm your host, jim "jimmy" kimmel. hey, this is alarming.ding to a new study from the cdc, most people are not using hand sanitizer correctly. they say you're supposed to rub your hands with sanitizer for 30 seconds, which is even longer than when you wash your hands. it's 20 seconds. the study was published in the "journal of information that would have been nice to have three months ago." i didn't know you need to purell for 30 seconds. it definitely doesn't say that on the bottle. i looked at the bottle. it says, "rub hands together briskly until dry." not 30 seconds. why can't we get anything right? what else are we doing wrong?

jimmy kimmel is doing karl malone, oprah, jimmy kimmel doing snoop dogg, there's a context, it's comedyto get the jewelers loop, we need to put away the jewelers loop when it comes to comedians. jesse: you understand black americans, lacy white americans and in a context whether it's comedy or anything, when they put darker makeup or whatever on their skin, it really has a negative effect because of the history of that. >> i get it but they shouldn't. they should look at everything into context. what is going on? will have to start speaking about the difference between what is intentional and what is it. was there a noose hanging in bubba wallace is garage? yes, there was. is it meant for him? no, it wasn't. okay, let's put context into thanks. katy perry makes shoes that are black and presentti happy on it. is the shoot doing blackface? we've lost our minds. jesse: i understand. we disagree a little bit and when you split hairs and litigate the blackface characters are portraying a black person as a white person, it's a very dangerous road to go down especially in this country in 2020.

his ratings easily beat no talent stephen colbert, and whacko last placer jimmy kimmel. i think this was another typo situation. i think what he meant to tweet is, i'm completely devastated by the loss of life caused by this insidious virus. my thoughts are with the families whose loved ones have passed. p.s., congrats to greg gutfeld, that's better, right? he does seem to be familiar with all the late night shows. i heard if you snort enough add add adderall, you can watch them all at once. the president going to a factory where they manufactured n-95 masks. the big question was, would he wear a mask? let's find out. ♪ >> no, he did not. i love that they didn't turn the volume on the guns and roses down even one notch. i can think of no better metaphor for this presidency than donald trump not wearing a face mask to a face mask while the song live and let die blares in the background. and testing, that's how we can make it safe to go back to work. it seems like a no-brainer. but no-brainers are sometimes hard to get a bead on when you have no brains. >> the antibody tes

. ♪>> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live from my house."th us. we will honor a health care hero. and later this week, sarah paulson, jeffrey ross, and pharrell williams. our guest tonight is one of the funniest guys there is. he's got an animated show, "f is for family" on netflix, listen to his podcast, and see him woo marisa tomei in the new judd apatow movie, "the king of staten island" available now on vod. hello, bill burr, how are you doing? >> what's going on, jimmy? >> jimmy: oh, you know. >> just sitting in the house? >> jimmy: i admire the fact that you've chosen to wear the giant, old-timey headphones and not the little ones. >> i hate those, my ears are messed up from playing drums. i got these at a radio shack or best buy. am i supposed to have the little straws that people have coming out? i would lose those in a second. >> jimmy: by the way, i want to mention, because you -- i drove by your house a few months ago at the beginning of this quarantine. at the time, you said you weren't missing doing stand-up. how are you feeling

. >>> first a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel after "abc7 news" at 11:00. jimmy? >> thanks, dan and ama. ask your doctor if catch thing is right for you. ♪ happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ happy birthday dear -- >> shak deliver packages for amazon. i drive my van five days a week. i'm the only one touching the van, but i'm still gonna take the time to wipe everything down. i recently took a break cause my girlfriend

. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live" from my house.omorrow night, my guest will be stephen curry. and we are going to honor our healthcare hero of the week with the help of a magnetic mystery music man. if there's anyone who can shake us out of this pandemic doldrum, it is my guest tonight. he's joining us now from murray manor, please welcome bill murray. hi, bill. hi, bill. how you doin'? >> hi, jimmy, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. >> i'm doing well, but i'm in that funny moment. i don't know if everyone's going through the same moment i am. i'm drawing my tub now, getting the right temperature is always a problem for me. today is kind of a celebration, i haven't seen you in a while. i thought a bubble bath would be appropriate, but you know how it is with bubbles, you can't -- >> jimmy: you can't count on bubbles. >> you can't snap your fingers and make them. they just come when they come. they're not in any hurry. >> jimmy: we're not in a rush. we can wait for the bubbles to come. >> no, no. i'm dying to talk to you. i'm d

jimmy kimmel, the woke us of the woke late-night or announced he's taken a hiatus.annot blame him, no faces better than blackface but this is where the current narrative takes us. that conversation is vetoed in favor of vengeance, it is a radical aim of the hard left, you remain silent, you appease or your over in a country that's ripped apart gives places like cnn a higher rating so the anchors divide away and after all the new hampton construction is not going to fill itself. i guess we can all do that with the greatest country your demolay races, we could but we don't. we know it's not true and that it destroys this country. sadly those in the media feel differently. we all see it now, hence the misery on his face, once were told that you must obey and anyone who refuses will be mobbed, canceled or fire, what's the recourse, what to his producers, he lose his job, not that anyone would notice, got handed to them by allowing radical to wreak havoc on society from forbidding a law on permitting. we now live in the most adult free era in history. our leaders in gove

. >> all of it and more, here is a look at what is coming up on jimmy kimmel live.immy. >> thanks dan, this is the night you have been preparing your life for. we made a deal and the deal was that we would send each other outfits. i will show you part of mine. every year, you can see spectacular celebrities at aids walk san francisco. this year they are coming to you! join bette midler gliastefanarofueye rupaul dg race superstars. for aids walk san francisco live at home, streaming on july 19 to benefit prc and their covid relief efforts all over the city. register now at aidswalk.net >>> the fourth of july is more than a week away. with communities across the bay area shaken by illegal fireworks. not just people losing sleep over the nightly noise. as we have found, animals at local zoos are having trouble too. >> reporter: so we are here at the which has been closed for the past 100 numbers. and the folks that work here at the zoo are concerned about the barrage of fireworks disturbing the animals and the community around the bay area that have been dealing with t

emily, do you buy kimmel's argument that summer hiatus is unrelated to latest embarrassments? emily: some of the cover let it go without referencing at all whether the scene is authentic. he's taking the summer off and that's it. i wanted to point out that he is slate today host the emmys in september and i will -- we will all see whether it's a kevin hart situation who refuse today apologize for past homophobic tweets and so he stepped down for hosting the oscar and remain to be seen whether the mob rule will let his statements slide here. howie: right. some of the old skits mara are cringe-inducing stuff. it's serious business when it's the governor of virginia but the press should hold comedian to same standard? >> mara: you know what people have taken breaks from anchor slots and hosting duties and come back on the air and continued. there are a lot of different ways to handle this. i think the press is raising questions but in the end jimmy kimmel and his employers will decide, you know, how long he should stay off the air and what he should say about this when he gets ba

♪ ba, da, ba ♪ ba, da, ba ♪ ba, da, ba, ♪ ba, da, ba ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, ♪ jimmy kimmel live thisus. >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for joining me via the original form of social distancing, television. what a time to be alive. this year is so crazy. kim jong un died and came back to life this year, and nobody even remembers it. two weeks ago, we were on instagram teaching each other how to make no-knead focaccia and now we're dismantling systemic racism. i think that's progress. as i'm sure you know, thousands of americans were out this weekend gathering together, risking their lives so that their voices will be heard. oh, wait, no, that's las vegas. those people are risking their lives to play "baywatch" slot machines. this was the scene here in ng t. this is where we shoot our show, usually. we've been on that street almost 18 years. i've never seen a crowd anywhere near that big. the people of l.a. have showed up which is encouraging. do you know how hard it is to get people to walk in l.a.? in l.a., activism usually means wearing a lapel pin

. >> and on jimmy kimmel live -- >> and on jimmy kimmel live. >> stay tuned to abc7 news for nightline. tonight is a special episode on colin kaepernick. >> why the did he not get a call from another team or an opportunity from another team, you can only guess it's because of the position that he taken by kneeling in the anthem. it was not about ability. >> >>> new details investigators have identified a man who threatened a family wearing black lives matter shirts with violence at a burling game restaurant. s sanmatao district attorney said that the suspect is being investigated for the incident. his father was and his son is in law enforcement. >>> we are getting our first look today at a man accused of killing a santa cruz county sheriff's sergeant. he is charged with the attempted murder of four other law enforcement officers and a civilian. >> reporter: he is speaking over video conferencing during his arraignment. >> is stephen tarrio your true name? >> yes, sir. >> reporter: they are deciding whether to seek the death penalty, he is charged with the murder of santa cruz sheriff'

stay tuned now for jimmy kimmel.ba, da, ba, ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, ♪ jimmy kimmel live this is ridiculous. >> jimmy: hello. welcome to the show. i'm jimmy. tonight, i'd like to talk to you about an exciting opportunity to sell skin care products from home. you know, the experience of hosting a tv show from home has been strange and isolating. but i have learned a lot more about my co-workers than i expected. this is a text from our supervising producer, gary greenberg who was hesitan to order sushi and asked at least five people if we thought it was safe to do it. after everyone told him he was crazy and that, of course it was safe, he sent this. based on yr

, p ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live >> this is ridiculous. >> jimmy: hi there, i'm jimmy. host of the show. thanks for watching. i'm still at home. you know, i was gonna take the car out of the driveway to cruise around a little this afternoon, but turns out i forgot how to drive. we are coming up on, i believe this weekend will mark three months of quarantine. we've been locked down so long even our apps have started to adapt. apple was just awarded a patent for software that will allow humans to take what they call a "synthetic group selfie" where you don't have to be in the same room. the way it works is, you invite friends to be in your selfie from wherever they are. then the software will remove all the ck