welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."'m your guest host, rob mcelhenney. [ cheers and applause ] unfortunately, tonight is my last night here. [ groans ] but tomorrow is my first day as a disgraced former guest host of "jimmy kimmel live." [ laughter ] [ applause ] i've had a blast. everybody here has been so supportive and i got some really great feedback. in fact, my mom called, and she was so excited. she said last night, she said, "you hosted kimmel, you're on tv!" [ laughter ] and i was like, "yeah mom. i've had my own show for 20 years." [ laughter ] and she was like "yeah, but kimmel's a real show." [ laughter ] the point is my mother has spoken and jimmy, i have no choice but to take your job. [ laughter and applause ] nah, i'm kidding. i love jimmy. we all love jimmy except for half the country who despises him because of his political beliefs that he just won't shut the [ bleep ] up about. [ laughter ] am i right, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, sir, you're right. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: you know, when i a

jimmy kimmel is next. >> lou: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- amy schumer, charlamagne tha god, and music from run the jewels. presented by "seize the night & day," with cleto and the cletones, and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello brooklyn! thank you.

jimmy kimmel is next. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- elisabeth moss. diego luna. guillermo at the emmys. and music from kane brown. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] that is very kind. i appreciate it. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on one of the two groggiest days of the year here in hollywood. the day after the emmys were handed out in downtown los angeles. i had a late night. guillermo had a late night. it's a bit of a blur. but i think i'm dating pete davidson now. [ laughter ] big winners last night if you didn't watch the show were "succession," "ted lasso," "the white lotus" and "squid game." i feel like "the white lotus" and "squid game" came out like in 2018, right? [ laughter ] as they all are nowadays, this was the lowest rated emmys ever. only 5.92 million people watched the show on nbc. but that's not really the whole story. it was also on peacock. so when you add in the people who streame

dan: >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- kenan thompson, joe buck, charlie puth, and music from yungblud. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, everybody. how are you doing? welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. i am happy to be here in the air-conditioning on a friday night after a hot, windy, humid, unpleasant day in southern california, in all of california, i guess, it's been one of the weirdest weeks of weather we've had here. this is the closest a tropical storm has come to l.a. since 1997. we could get a year's worth of rain from this one storm. they're calling it tropical storm kay. which might be the least intimidating name for a storm. doesn't every kiss begin with kay? and while you'd think that a ton of rain would be good, for us, in a drought, it's actually not. getting a year's worth of rain all at once is like if you tried to eat a year's worth of food from one buffet. and i have tried that. [ laughter ] and it hurts.

right now on jimmy kimmel, will arnett. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, will arnett, chef chris bianco, and music from goo goo dolls. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. very kind. hi, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] m office muchas gracias. i have to tell you -- i appreciate that. it just now occurred to me, no one has clapped for me in months. [ laughter ] i walk in the house -- my kids don't clap. they're like, we're bored! [ laughter ] maybe i'll leave my money to you guys instead. [ cheers and applause ] now you're hoping for my death. [ laughter ] i was off for a couple of months. hopefully you noticed. but it's good to be back in this disgusting building next to a burned-out baja fresh. [ laughter ] guillermo, how was it without me here this. >> guillermo: oh, we missed you a lot, jimmy. >> jimmy: you did, all right. my son kevin got married this weekend. [ cheers and applause ] to his wife, nicole. guillermo was there, cleto was there, it was quite an event. guill

right now, jimmy kimmel live.eat night. ♪ >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- quinta brunson. ismael cruz cÓrdova. and music from kane brown. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. very nice. welcome. that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i appreciate that. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here from our studio in southern dewhere, i'll tell you something -- i kno

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, brie larson, josh duhamel, and music from macklemore. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i appreciate that, thank you. welcome. that's very nice. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for braving the heat to be here. wow. we are coming to you, as we usually do, from hollywood. where we're currently, i hope you're aware of this, wa they're calling an excessive heat warning. it is hot. it feels like the earth said, “well, i didn't kill them all with covid, so i guess i'll just stuff 'em in the microwave and slam the door shut." [ laughter ] yesterday, everyone in l.a. got one of those alarming amber alert style messages on our phone. "conserve energy now to protect public health and safety, extreme heat is straining the state energy grid, power interruptions may occur unless you take, turn off or reduce nonessential pow fer health allows, now until 9:00 p.m." i like th

don't miss abc7news at 11:00. >> in january, jimmy kimmel will celebrate 20 years as host of jimmy kimmel it is the longest running late-night show currently on the air. >> jimmy went back to his roots in brooklyn for a week's worth of shows. >> jimmy kimmel live is comingon time years jimmy kimmel has been here. >> it always feels great to be back in brooklyn but it feels especially great because we have been trapped. it feels like the world is getting back to everyone on my staff still has a mask on. the e keyway. recruiting the right haute bodega manager to explain who will be on. jimmy moved away from brooklyn when he was nine years old has ties to the old neighborhood remained strong which is one reason he first came here a decade ago in the midst of superstorm sandy. >> tonight i returned to save my people from the storm. >> this time we caught up with jimmy between rehearsals days after jimmy kimmel live got renewed. >> they came to me and said we would like you to stay. we would like you to say as long as you want to pick looked around my office. i thought i don't want to clean th

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."'m your guest host, lamorne morris. [ cheers and applause ] i just want to let you know, jimmy, i'm honored that you asked me to fill in for you. i truly am. and also that all that stuff that was broken in your office it was broken when i got there. [ laughter ] okay? it wasn't me. that's what you get for turning your show into a damn airbnb. [ laughter ] seriously, i'm like the 800th guest host this summer. it's been quite the line-up. i don't really feel special. you know what i mean? they've had emmy winners, tony winners, a former u.s. senator. but only one guest host was nominated for a 2012 teen choice award. and can you guess who that person was, guillermo? >> guillermo: you, my friend. >> lamorne: you're [ bleep ] right it was. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: yes, yes, yes! >> lamorne: guillermo, did you watch the new "game of thrones" show last night? >> guillermo: no, i did not see it. >> lamorne: you didn't see it? >> guillermo: no. >> lamorne: my gosh. me neither. [ l

jimmy kimmel is next. good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- allison janney. chris estrada & frankie quiÑones. guillermo on the road to brooklyn in boston. and music from yung gravy. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, very nice. thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. it's great to have you here on -- oh, wow, what is it today? it's the first day of fall. it was a beautiful day here in southern california. made only more beautiful by the hammer of justice pounding down on our pumpkin spice ex-president -- [ cheers ] who no doubt had a very unpleasant day. yesterday, the morning brought allegations from the new york attorney general against almost the whole trump family. and later last night, an appeals court ruled that the investigation into the classified documents he hoarded can go on. that meant it was damage control time, and so trump summoned his trusty hype man, sean hannity, for a good old fashioned

jimmy kimmel is next. good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!e quiÑones. guillermo on the road to brooklyn in boston. and music from yung gravy. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, very nice. thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. it's great to have you here on -- oh, wow, what is it

now, jimmy kimmel. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- quinta brunson. ismael cruz cÓrdova. and music from kane brown with cleto and the cletones. and now -- jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. very nice. hello, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here from our studio in southern california. where, on top of everything else we have to worry about, crime, the heat, earthquakes, kanye west, there is a new threat on the horizon. according to a new study done by researchers at cal berkeley, the wildfires that regularly ravage our state could destroy most of our cannabis crops. >> guillermo: no! >> jimmy: yes, guillermo. cannabis crops are disproportionately impacted by wildfires. largely because the firefighters tasked with putting them out forget what they were doing over when they show up. we are just about two months from the midterm elections. some on the ballot tried to overturn the joe biden's election results. secretaries of state from both p

now, jimmy kimmel. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"on. ismael cruz cÓrdova. and music from kane brown with cleto and the cletones. and now -- jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. very nice. hello, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here from our studio in southern california.

>> lou: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- david letterman and tracy morgan, presented by wendy's. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. thanks. i'm jimmy, the host of this -- hi, thank you. well, very kind. thanks for coming. please, relax. it's embarrassing. [ cheers and applause ] i will tell you, it's -- i really do appreciate it. what at plush it is to be back here on stage at the howard gillman opera house at the brooklyn academy of music in brooklyn. [ cheers and applause ] honestly, brooklyn is -- not only is it one of my favorite places on earth, it's also the name of half the kids at my son's preschool. [ laughter ] my son, by the way, he's 5 years old. we'd been in brooklyn three days, yesterday, he told our daughter that if she didn't stop annoying him, he was "gonna put his middle finger up." [ laughter ] he's really soaking it in. we haven't been here since 2019. things have changed in three years. back then, the only reason you'd

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!"'m your guest host nikki glaser live. [ cheers and applause ] this is so exciting. i hope this goes well tonight, but if if doesn't they're just going to green screen jimmy onto my dress later on. so everything's fine. [ laughter ] i'm the final guest host for the summer. but luckily, as a straight woman, i'm used to coming last. [ laughter ] or not at all. of course i'm kidding. i'm probably bi. we have got some major hollywood dirt-bag news today. disgraced former producer and potted-plant ejaculator harvey weinstein has been granted an appeal. back in 2020, of course, he was convicted of first and third degree rape. which is so upsetting. even more upsetting is that rape has degrees. is it the weather? yeah, it's a dry raping. no. [ laughter ] rape is rape. at the moment, weinstein is still in prison, and on around the clock suicide watch. meaning women come to the prison day and night hoping to watch him commit suicide. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] please, please pull an ep

. >> jimmy kimmel will soon have been on tv for two decades. his longest running late night show on the air. >> jimmy has signed a new contract and will remain on jimmy kimmel live for at least three more years. this wiki will host a round of shows in his home state of new york. the first time jimmy has returned to brooklyn since the start of the pandemic. abc caught up with jimmy days after the great news of his shows renewal. >> abc said we would like you to stay as long as you want to. i looked around my office and thought, i don't want to clean this stuff up. >> don't forget you can watch jimmy kimmel live every week night after our 11:00 show on abc 7. the warriors are bringing back a key piece as they look to defend key piece as they look to defend i'm jayson. i'm living with hiv and i'm on cabenuva. it helps keep me undetectable. for adults who are undetectable, cabenuva is the only complete, long-acting hiv treatment you can get every other month. cabenuva is two injections, given by my healthcare provider, every other month. it's reall

on jimmy kimmel, will arnett tonight. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"ill arnett, chef chris bianco, and music from goo goo dolls. with cleto and the cletones. and now, he's back -- jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. very kind. hi, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] muchas gracias.

right now, jimmy kimmel live. have a great night. ♪ >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- quinta brunson. ismael cruz cÓrdova. and music from kane brown. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. very nice. welcome. that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i appreciate that. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here from our studio in southern dewhere, i'll tell you something -- i know things seem bleak. on top of everything else we have to worry about with crime, heat, earthquakes, kanye west -- [ laughter ] there's a new threat on the horizon. according to a new study done by researchers at cal berkeley, the wildfires that regularly ravage our state could destroy most of our cannabis crops. >> guillermo: no! >> jimmy: yes, guillermo. yes. >> guillermo: [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: cannabis crops are disproportionately impacted by wildfires. because the firefighters' task with putting them out forget what

yo, welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."'m your guest host, desus nice. [ cheers and applause ] that's desus like jesus, and nice like -- jesus. [ laughter ] anyway, i'm here to talk to you guys about our lord and savior. beyonce. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] i'm from the bronx. shout out to the bx. [ cheers ] the bronx is the place white people wind up when they miss their subway stops. [ laughter ] listen, i have to say guillermo's been making me feel at home. what's up, my man? >> guillermo: how are you doing, man? you're doing a great job. >> desus: thank you, brother. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: i love that jacket. yeah, you look amazing. yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> desus: thank you. i love guillermo. he reminds me of those bronx bodega owners who'll sell you weed if you know the secret password. "yo papi, lemme get a box of that cap n crunch, extra crunchy." [ laughter ] listen, it's weird to be hosting a show on network tv because i was on showtime for the past four years. where they pretty much let you say

>> jimmy kimmel live right 20 years as host of jimmy kimmel live.is now the longest running late-night show currently on the air. >> he went back to his roots in brooklyn for a weeks worth of shows. >> jimbo camille -- jimmy kimmel live is coming back to brooklyn because we love you very much. >>'s trip home has become an annual tradition until covid canceled it so this marks the first time that jimmy kimmel live has been here. >> it always feels good to be back in brooklyn, but it feels especially great because we been trapped. it feels like the world is getting back to normal even though almost everyone on my staff still has a mask on. >> the star used the way, recruiting to explain who will be on. >> david letterman on the show. >> jimmy's ties to the old neighborhood remain strong which was one reason he first came here a decade ago in the midst of superstorm sandy. >> tonight, i have returned to save my people from the storm. >> just days after jimmy, got renewed. >> they came to me and said we would like you to stay and we would like you to st

jimmy kimmel is next. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- elisabeth moss.una. guillermo at the emmys. and music from kane brown. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] that is very kind. i appreciate it. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on one of the two groggiest days of the year here in hollywood. the day after the emmys were handed out in downtown lo

right now on jimmy kimme >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, johnny knoxville, olivia cooke, guillermo on the road to brooklyn in philadelphia, and music from blackpink, with cleto & the cletones. and now jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you, i am jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching it. thank you for joining us on a day that has been dominated by the royal funeral. i don't know if you guys heard, but the queen died. yeah, she was water skiing and i guess she hit a seal and went straight up in he air, and that was that. and so today, the world said farewell to elizabeth. tens of thousands of mourners lined the streets of london to catch a glimpse of the coffin as it passed by. is it weird to say i would like to own a car like that? really, you could fill it with kids and fish. the line to see the queen's coffin stretched for miles, similar to what goes on here in america when popeye's comes out with a new chicken sandwich. it was quite a sendoff. it was a big day for the royal bagpiper, who doesn't get much work. he sur

>> lou: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- mila kunis, ramy youssef, and music from future. presented by columbia sportswear with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, very nice. wow. thank you. i do appreciate that. thanks for watching. hello, brooklyn. [ cheers and applause ] i'm jimmy. i'm here. have been here. very nice. please sit. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] relax, relax. you're going to give me a swelled head, and that's the last thing i need right now. we are coming to you right now from the howard gillman opera house at the brooklyn academy of music, bam. this is our sixth visit to brooklyn. i have many relatives here tonight. some might say too many relatives here tonight. [ laughter ] i was born at bay ridge hospital, i grew up in mill basin. [ cheers and applause ] mutual basin is so deep in brooklyn, the subway doesn't even go there are. the only way to get to mill basin is by boat from rhode island. [ laughter ] we have any yankees fans in the ope

jimmy kimmel is next. >> lou: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- amy schumer, charlamagne tha god, and music from run the jewels. presented by "seize the night & day," with cleto and the cletones, and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello brooklyn! thank you. please be seated. you're embarrassing. i missed you too. thank you very much. it's great to be here. very kind. please sit. i'll be here all week. i don't want to use it all up. thank you for joining us and thank you for watching, on our first night from b.a.m. -- the brooklyn academy of music. we haven't been to new york since 2019. have we missed anything? how's mayor deblasio doing? good? he still kickin' ass? i love being back here. the people in brooklyn -- everyone thinks you're rude, it's not true. the people in this city are as warm as that weird air that blows out of the subway grates. they're the greatest. don't get me wrong, i love california, but brooklyn has a special something we don't have on the west coast -- it's called water. speaking of wa

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." with guest host desus nice! tonight -- jerrod carmichael, jeanie buss, and music from grace ives! with cleto and the cletones! and now, desus nice! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> desus: what's up! [ cheers and applause ] let's go, let's go! i see you up top. i see you. keep it going. i can't hear you. [ cheers and applause ]

supporting the whole you. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!- kathy griffin, chad kroeger and j.t. parr, guillermo on the road to brooklyn in dallas, and music from madison cunningham. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for spending precious moments of your life with us.

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>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live! tonight -- kathy griffin, chad kroeger and j.t. parr, guillermo on the road to brooklyn in dallas, and music from madison cunningham. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for spending precious moments of your life with us. today, by the way, i hope you know, is "national voter registration day." voting, as you know, is one of the few rights the supreme court hasn't taken away from women yet. [ laughter ] and it's fun. not only do you make sure your own voice is heard, my favorite part is you get to cancel out the votes of people you don't like. [ laughter ] there are a lot of places you can register to vote and make sure you're registered. one of them is headcount.org. go there now and sign up. it's important to vote because, if you don't, we could end up with a senator herschel walker. [ laughter ] democrats today held "get out the vote" drives in immigrant com

>> desus: bro, i'm hosting kimmel, dog. >> what you doing out here? cheers and applause ] well, i'm trying to imagine how they must feel because it's just like we got a substitute teacher. then he bring out his homeboy.

today, host of "jimmy kimmel live!," jimmy kimmel.s, producer, entrepreneur, and shark, mark cuban. also, ryan was with lionel richie and more backstage at the iheartradio music festival. all next on "live!" and now, here are kelly ripa and ryan seacrest! [cheers and applause] >> ryan: good morning! good morning, deja vu. good morning! >> kelly: hello.

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. thank you., i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on kind of a sad day for our friends acss thendhe worl really.izabetpaed away at

right now jimmy kimmel, simon cowell. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" -- simon cowell. ralph macchio. and our 16th annual belly flop competition. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. thank you. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on kind of a sad day for our friends across the

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody, i'm jimmy.hanks for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for waiting in line to see us. you're making me feel like the queen of england is what i feel like. [ laughter ] there's a huge hours-long line in london today. the country is in a "period of royal mourning." people are lined up for four miles to see the queen's coffin. which is a box. they're waiting in line to see a box the queen is now in, i guess. [ laughter ] her majesty's casket is being protected around the clock by royal guards. and the stress of that work is taking its toll. i want you to keep you eye on that guy in the front. because -- down he goes. [ laughter ] ad none of the other guards move a muscle to help. [ laughter ] by the way, i tried that bit at the emmys, it doesn't work. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] they're stealing my bit, guillermo. >> guillermo: yes, yes. >> jimmy: miss magasty, donald jacqueline trump, now finds himself at the center of multiple ongoing investigations. there are five different probes pene

right now jimmy kimmel, ryan reynolds.e a great night. ♪ >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." with guest host rob mcelhenney. tonight -- ryan reynolds, kaitlin olson, and music from tones and i. with cleto and the cletones. and now, rob mcelhenney. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> rob: thank you. thank you, thank you. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, rob mcelhenney.

>> lou: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"d letterman and tracy morgan, presented by wendy's. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. thanks. i'm jimmy, the host of this -- hi, thank

right now jimmy kimmel, simon cowell. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- simon cowell. ralph macchio. and our 16th annual belly flop competition. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. thank you. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on kind of a sad day for our friends across the pond and around the world, really. queen elizabeth passed away at age 96 today. hope you're not just finding about it. she was the queen for 70 years, longer than any ruler in british history. to put it in perspective for americans, this would be like if kris jenner died. [ laughter ] the queen is england's rock. we don't have a rock. the closest thing we have to a rock in america is "the rock." [ laughter ] but 96 is a pretty good run. i feel like if you die anywhere on the fm radio dial, you know -- [ laughter ] my goal is to make it to hot 97, or maybe even power 106, who knows? when you think about all the people the queen has met wit

i'm dan ashley right now on jimmy kimmel mila kunis. have a great night.ll see you tomorrow. >> lou: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- mila kunis, ramy youssef, and music from future. presented by columbia sportswear with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, very nice. wow. thank you. i do appreciate that.

critics believe jimmy kimmel took attention away from her. kimmel and will arnett presented the award for outstanding writing for comedy series and did a bit where kimmel pretended to be drunk and was lying on the stage. . he stayed there throughout her it did not boer mu and that kimmel was an early supporter of her and you t this last night. me the greatest sin in comedy is not being funny and i'm not sure that was that funny. >> it is ok if you want to do your bit then when it is somebody else's turn, i would say let them have their time. that is my personal opinion. >> i don't know if you sell it, but was it a distraction? it was this great moment. tto me it was a bit of a distraction. >> i think he has been up for 13 times and he has never won but to pull focus from someone else especially in their first win ever and a person of color and if you want to go all the way down that road, you can go down that rabbit hole with the that i'm sure that was not what he was doing. the optics of that. >> i'm sure he did not think about it as being a

dan: >> lou: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ben stiller, desus nice, and music from yeah yeah yeahs. presented by baileys. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ . >> jimmy: hi, everybody. wow. appreciate that. it's very nice. thank you. hello, brooklyn. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i appreciate it. i don't deserve it, but i appreciate it. thank you for coming and for lining up and being here and joining us. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. this is our fourth night from the beautiful howard gillman opera house at the brooklyn academy of music, b.a.m. it was a beautiful day in new york today. what a beautiful day it was. we've had a great week. [ cheers ] not only do i love brooklyn, my kids love brooklyn. i've got two little kids. although i'm not sure they're going to be the same when we get back. my son billy, who is 5, first he learned about the middle finger. [ laughter ] thank you. and then last night after the show, he's running, and he falls, and he goes, ""righ

dan: >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- john boyega, tyler james williams, guillermo on the road to brooklyn in chicago, and music from weezer. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. wow. oh my goodness, you are here on a bigly night. there was a lot happening today, starting with the news out of new york where the state attorney general, letitia james, held a live press conference to bring the hammer down on america's favorite crime family. the state of new york has filed a lawsuit against donald trump, ivanka trump, don jr., and eric, for knowingly participating in what she described as a "staggering" amount of fraud. >> the complaint demonstrates that donald trump falsel inflated his net worth by billions of dollars to unjustly enrich himself and to cheat the system, thereby cheating all of us. >> jimmy: i don't know, that doesn't sound like the donald trump i know. [ laughter ] one of the crazi

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reggie: jimmy kimmel's apology, what he is saying about this moment at the ms.see the cardi conditions -- we see partly cloudy conditions. here is future weather, we have morning cloud cover first thing. dense areas of fog this morning giving way to sunshine. we see temperatures climbing through the 60's around the bay shoreline. just like yesterday, today is another day where temperatures are slightly below average for this time of year. very comfortable away from the coast, only going into the 70's. today, enjoy the sunshine. 67 in the city, breezy this afternoon. 78 and a santa rosa eared temperatures are comfortable in the north bay. equally comfortable in south bay 78 and a conquered and 76 and a livermore. we will keep the trend of morning fog to afternoon sunshine as we headed to the start of the weekend. saturday night, we are tracking the chance of a late-night shower after the sun goes down. the best bet for finding wet weather is sunday and continues into monday. tenses of rain over the next seven days, sunday into monday. a level one on the storm imp

dan: >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"-- kenan thompson, joe buck, charlie puth, and music from yungblud. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, everybody. how are you doing? welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. i am happy to be here in the air-conditioning on a friday night after a hot, windy, humid,

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody, i'm jimmy.watching. thanks for coming. thanks for waiting in line to see us. you're making me feel like the queen of england is what i feel like. [ laughter ] there's a huge

on-air apology. >> jimmy kimmel wake up, a won. >> after his me night stunt. >> people say i stole your ways. then he goes. alison hall in the thick of it. >> that followed was pretty brutal. it was a full face plant. >> announcer: plus... smash and grab epidemic. >> turning the tables on the smash-and-grab thieves. >> we are tracking on the thieves who swiped lisa guerrero's purse. >> we are following close behind. did you happen

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his real name's mike kimmel and he catches snakes with his bear hand for a living.e is pissed. it's going to be hard as hell to get her out of here too. going to have to grab this tail, grab this tail and don't not let her gain. what a stud. look at this beauty. >>jesse: yes. kimmel specializes in wildlife rescue and he catches dangerous animals like snakes, alligators and bores all the time. he bonn the 2020 python bowl championship like the rose bowl after removing eight pythons from the wild. python cowboy mike kimmel owns and operates martin county trapping and wildlife rescue and joins me now. cowboy, no gloves out there in the wild? >> no gloves. you're born with them. >>jesse: how many times have you been bitten? by a snake. >> i've lost count many years ago when i was a child. raising a florida boy, running around catching snakes at an early age. >>jesse: aren't these types of snakes poisonous? don't they have venom or something? >> we do have venomous snakes in florida but the snakes i'm going after, especially the invasive pythons are not venomous and they