. >> carol agree der that just one and bill kimmel eric before we bring your daughter in. what kind of funds raising are we on track to do. >> with 550 swimmers we hope to get about $400,000 our first year, and you all out there be help build that more by contributing to swim across america.org baltimore. >> reporter: thank you so much. we got to bring in your daughter over here. carly talk a little bit. you've swum in a few of these. >> i'm swum twice in long island. i'll be volunteering on sunday in honor of my dad and mother who have survived melanoma cancer. i couldn't be more happy to be involved in a great cause. it's going to be exciting on sunday. >> reporter: you must be pretty proud of your dad bringing this for the first time to baltimore. >> he has work his butt off. it's an amazing thing. >> reporter: swimming all the miles other swims. he contributed to setting this up. carly thanks so much we'll look forward the seeing you out there. i got to get my tail in the bay. let's get into the weather talk about exactly what we're seeing out there for the gibson isla

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