and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for making me so -- did you give to theirty today? i hope so. it was giving tuesday, annual event that encouraging americans to donate to charity so we don't feel bad about black friday and cyber monday. we should do this the tuesday before black friday when people have money. they didn't. it's a good idea. a lot of people participate, including our former governor, arnold schwarha say what you wa him. he's charitable. he even gave his made a baby. but this year he's holding a raffle to benefit after school all stars. this is an organization that provides free after school programs to kids who need it. go to the website and for $10 you can ride in arnold's personal tank driven by arnold himself. he has a tank. of course he has a tank. i didn't know he had a tank. we looked it up, and sure enough, that's him in the tank. if you win the raffle, you and a friend will be flown to l.a. where you will drive around the streets in the tank crushing every small vehicle yo

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. >> i got pulled off kimmel. >> we don't care about kimmel. >> we voted for your favorite ten momentsyear. i'll reveal them tonight. >>> i want to begin with the big story, the war over "duck dynasty. joining me now is ben ferguson and marc lamont hill and michael brown, the host of the line of fire, what is interesting today, much more than "duck dynasty." mr. robertson made a mistake by the line. not about the bible or believing or not believing the bible it's about singling out a group. this is about targeting gays in america and saying you are not worthy eyes of the lord. >> i don't think so and if you look at gq he named about 11 other sins you're leaving out including greed, lying, stealing in the same list. i think this is an issue of "gq" magazine choosing to highlight this to start a massive war over a guy that's not very articulate. he is incredible blunt -- >> hang on -- >> [ overlapping speakers ] >> wait, wait, wait. he is articulate because actually, tmz unearthed a sermon school of murder, their arrogant inventing ways of doing evil, 245 years after your forfathers foun

jimmy kimmel said you guys are fools.t does it say about your society that we get duped so easily now? >> the whole twerking thing i think was a huge phase in the viral world. i think it is starting to die now, because now like our parents are talking about twerking, and we're like oh, no no. it is not funny anymore. [ laughter ] >> but i think to take these viral concepts and think about what made this video go viral? and how can i make a video about the middle east go viral and use the same concepts. >> we sort of know why things go viral, but what then. after the break, two of the biggest names from past and present, the man who kicked it off, and the biggest sensation of 2013, yelvis, ♪ chocolate rain, a baby born with an iv, chocolate rain, the school books say it can be here again ♪ >> that was chocolate rain, a video that went viral in 2007 long before the world viral became a household word, and the man behind it all. welcome to "the stream." >> thank you for having me. >> i love that voice. looking back and knowi

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, ryan seacrest. from "saving mr. banks," bradley whitford. and music from mac miller. with cleto and the cletones. and now, while's i'm at it, here's jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i am jimmy. glad you are here tonight. if you came to shop, you are out of luck. we ran out of everything. we have guests. celebrity guests today. we have music from mac miller. and from saving mr. banks, bradley whitford is with us. we will have the funny amy poehler. last but not least, ryan seacrest is here with us tonight. [ applause ] very emotional for ryan to appear on a show he isn't hosting. i appreciate his courage. he is on his way here right now. he comes straight from djing down in long beach. ryan seacrest works a lot. he gave me a bit of insight into why he does with the quote on twitter two days ago. ryan tweeted, work while others are loafing, prepare while others are praying, dream while others are wishing. nerd alert tonight. this, this is an amazing thing. i'm sure you know there was a big memorial service for g

jimmy kimmel said you guys are fools.t does it say about your society that we get duped so easily now? >> the whole twerking thing i think was a huge phase in the viral world. i think it is starting to die now, because now like our parents are talking about twerking, and we're like oh, no no. it is not funny anymore. [ laughter ] >> but i think to take these viral concepts and think about what made this video go viral? and how can i make a video about the middle east go viral and use the same concepts. >> we sort of know why things go viral, but what then. after the break, two of the biggest names from past and present, the man who kicked it off, and the biggest sensation of 2013, yelvis, (vo) al jazeera america we understand that every news story begins and ends with people. >> the efforts are focused on rescuing stranded residents. (vo) we pursue that story beyond the headline, past the spokesperson, to the streets. >> thousands of riot police deployed across the capitol. (vo) we put all of our global resources behind e

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and now, dashing through the snow, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ jimmy kimmel live [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ indiscernible ] >> jimmy: happy holidays. only six days until christmas. i am wrapping a lot of gift right now. i am not good, i am terrible at wrapping gifts. i discovered something great last night. you don't need to wrap the gifts. get a can of silly string. go to town. it is better than wrapping. it coats the gift. what a magical time this is. on christmas eve, santa flies all around the world giving expensive presents to the rich kids. crappie cheap stuff to the poor. he is a real jerk that guy. i saw some kids getting their pictures taken with santa over the weekend. a tradition that roughly 2% of children enjoy. 98% scream bloody murder. i don't know who started this. it doesn't make a lot of sense. the man that terrified you at the mall the one we handed you over to, in the middle of the night he is going to come down our chimney. we did this last year, a lot of fun. thought we would make it a tradition. i will show you a photo

"jimmy kimmel live"! >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, queen latifah. from "the mindy project", adam pally. and music from cage the elephant. with cleto and the cletones. and now, just arriving, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ jimmy kimmel live [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> thank you. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for watching. are you cold? it's a lot colder in a lot of places. in delaware, they got more than a foot of snow. 5,000 flights have been cancelled. even texas is blanketed with ice. people were skating across the border from mexico into texas. and i thought this was interesting. meteorologists say the cause of the storm is not enough people are thinking warm thoughts. washington d.c. could get as much as five inches of snow on wednesday. president obama went to church today to pray for his wife's vegetable garden. how would you say that? wipes out his wife's vegetable garden? >> guillermo: wipe out his vegetable garden. >> jimmy: forgot the b in vegetable. sunny and 61 here in l.a. we just look frozen from all the botox

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ jimmy kimmel live ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching. thank you for watching. and hey, quick question, is it yuletide or yuletime. valentine or valentide? very confusing. hey, we got an early christmas gift today from toronto. this morning, mayor rob ford apologized to members of the city council for calling them corrupt. he called them corrupt yesterday. a half apology. he said he was super, super, super, super, super sorry. it is not just food. he super sizes everything. he apologized, council speaker, demanded it. a contentious exchange between them. then something magical happened. rather than tell you about i think it best to show you what happened today. >> yeah, he is absolutely right. the mayor is. he did nothing wrong. he didn't have to apologize. good that you did, because of the way you described it, jerry. but he didn't have to do it. >> all right. before we go further on this. apparent leap they're dancing at city hall. look at that. isn't that

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>> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight barbara walters. from "frozen," josh gad. and music from fall out boy with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> thank you for watching. thank you for watching. thank you for your energy. i need energy. i'm tired. i woke up at 6:30 this morning at disneyland. i don't know how it happened. at home having a few drinks next thing on the matahorn. the truth is i was at disney land to ride this awesome new ride they have called the view. you sit in a chair. it doesn't move but you're surrounded by five women who shout questions at you and you freak out. i was on "the view" this morning or i had a vivid dream that all of my aunts were mad at me. barbara walters is here tonight. this is the first time she has ever been here. we both work on abc. we got off to kind of a rocky start the first 11 years of the show. at long last she is here and tonight barbara has promised to answer this question. >> i know this is an uncomfortable place to bring this up. of all the co-hosts you have worked wi

and we like jimmy kimmel.re having fun. >> jimmy: let me make one thing clear, jimmy doesn't like rob. jimmy loves rob. jimmy -- and i will fell you this -- i had a chance to speak to jimmy earlier today. jimmy loves rob more than his children. if all of the paperwork goes through i am hoping to adopt him next year. so, somehow mayor ford did not make the list of barbara walter's ten most fascinating people last night which is crazy to me. the most fascinating person of 2013 was hillary clinton. this was barbara walters' 19th, final most fascinating special. officially done finding people fascinating. but because it was the last one, she took a look back at some of the most fascinating of all of the fascinating people including the famous diet dr. robert atkins. >> what do you say to doctors who say that a high fat diet is very bad for your heart? >> well i say that they're right if that high fat diet has a lot of carbohydrates along with it. >> four months later, he slipped on an icy new york sidewalk, suffer

and now, while i'm at it, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ jimmy kimmel live >> jimmy: welcome.hank you nfor coming. that's very nice. i appreciate it. you wouldn't know it from walking around here. christmas is less than two weeks away. are you in the holiday spirit. i hope you are. yes. i know that team at fox news is full of it. the folks at fox news have been concerned about the war on christmas. christmas is under attack by libera liberals. as a result you barely see any one celebrating it any more. as if it doesn't exist this year. last night on our show, the kelly file, megan kelly assembled a panel to discuss santa claus's race. there is an essay on slate that argues because america is a melting pot. santa shouldn't be a white man anymore. the writer suggested that from now on, santa should be a penguin, for real. makes no sense. don't know how she would expect a penguin to carry toys. still for whatever reason this stood out to megan kelly as a topping for debate. >> in slate they have a piece on dot com, santa claus should not be a white man anymore. i saw the headline

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and i got pulled off, apparently late. >> we don't care about kimmel.ing news. this is as good as it gets. the world's hottest actress. better late than never, young lady. >> i had no idea i was late. >> you look fabulous. >> thank you. >> how was kimmel? i don't care. don't answer that. >> heather thompson, are we in agreement she's absolutely fabulous, jennifer lawrence in every way? >> she's amazing and so refreshing jennifer lawrence because she's so real and easy and realistic. i tell her, rock what you got, jennifer. she's doing her thing. >> she's awesome. >> and so amazingly refleshing. >> attention -- we got to move on. tension is now mounting. we got to move onto the top three. after the break we'll be back with ricky and bill clinton but i'll leave the number one hovering in the air. you may be able to guess, actually. been a certain theme to the show. a subaru... ...are the hands that do good things for the whole community: the environment, seniors, kids, and animals. that's why we created the share the love event. by the end of this year, t

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ight, orlando bloom, ufc champion ronda rousey, and music from the wild feathers, with cleto and the cletones! and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> welcome welcome. thank you for watching.

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! >> jason schwartzman, this week in unnecessary sensorship and music from jake owens with cleto and the cletones. now if i may be so bold, here's jimmy kimmel! >> thank you. all the clapping. i'm glad you're here. we have some good stuff for you tonight. jake owen is here tonight. guillermo diaz is here. jason schwartzman is here. now that he discovered who his real father is, jason schwartzmanagger is here. very cold in the country today. it was 30 below in colorado. in la we had a high of 60 degrees and everyone is talking about how cold it is. we wear knit caps when we watch the movie snow dogs here. i had to squeeze into a tube top. when ever the weather drops below 70 degrees, our local news stations go nuts. there is nothing fake about this other than some body parts. >> southern california is getting a bitter blast of cold weather this morning. sit cold outside. >> it is cold. it's a little windy out there as well. >> leaves certainly blowing all around. trees swaying. >> how ar

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jimmy kimmel hosts a dance-off with detroit's finest fans. you got to see this. >>> the 113th congress is about to go down as the least productive in our american history. >> if you can believe it, only 55 bills have been signed into law this year. that makes this the least productive congress ever. >> the least productive congress in the history of the american republic. >> it literally is a do-nothing congress. >> oh, that's not fair. they're doing something. they're getting into the guinness book of world records. and, folks, that makes it twice if you count john boehner's fingernails. >> all right. now let's get the latest in sports for you. 2:00 p.m. eastern today, that's the time. an announcement that could affect the heisman. florida state attorney will disclose findings on sexual assault allegations against florida state's jamison winston. wednesday, he was named the acc's player of the year. he's the first red-shirt freshman to win in the conference's 61-year history. >>> they were hoping for a record crowd in mexico city, but they g

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update on the effort and here's "jimmy kimmel live", what is coming up. >> take a gander what is up withthe news. let's do it here we go. 5, 4, 3, 2, do it here we go. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. happy commercial >> here's the weather tomorrow morning. high clouds providing us a colorful sunrise which occurs at 7:25. a little chilly in some spots especially in our inland valley and near the coast and bay. temperatures at 5:00 p.m. 32 to 42 degrees. >> thanks spencer. >> puppy and kitten proof to be a pop already holiday gift this year. >> spca tells us a total of 300 cats and dogs have been adopted from the window display in san francisco. >> that beat last year total of 2 87. and these holiday window will be up and running until january 5th. spca says it is hopeful to beat the 2011 record of 3 32 adoptions. >> well on their way. >> yes. >> coming up on "jimmy kimmel live", tv host ryan seacrest. >> thanks for joining us everyone. >> for all of us here thanks for watching. follow us on twitter and face back and all the mobile did he advises. >>

>> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight benedict cumberbatch. and r. kelly. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> that's very kind. welcome to the show. normally, i would start here normally with something from the news. something that's happening today. but all i can think about right now -- i'm being feasted on by bugs. for the last month these mysterious bug bites have been showing up on my body, and i have no idea where they come from. they look like mosquito bites but there are no mosquitos around. i haven't been in the wood. i almost never go outside. i avoid grass and fresh air and any place you might find any living creature. the closest i've been to camping is driving by a line of people sleeping outside best buy on friday. but i still keep getting these bug bites. it is like shimalon is directing a movie on my body. i have three on my stomach that itch. one showed up on my wrist this morning. i have one on my leg. i'm used to being at the top of the food chain. i don't like this at all. i haven't been

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jason schwartzman and from "scandal" guillermo diaz and this week in unnecessary censorship and music from jake owens with cleto and the cletones. now if i may be so bold, here's jimmy kimmel! champion [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for all the clapping. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. it would be embarrassing if you didn't. i'm glad you're here. we have some good stuff for you tonight. jake owen is here tonight. from "scandal" guillermo diaz is here. jason schwartzman is here. should i say it? now that he discovered who his real father is, jason schwartzmanagger is here. very cold anyway lot of the country right now. it was 30 below in colorado today whereas here in la, we had a high of 60 degrees and everyone is talking about how cold it is. we don't deal good with cold weather. we wear knit caps when we watch the movie "snow dogs" here. i had to squeeze into a tube top in between my yoga pants. whenever the weather drops below 70

>> now to jimmy kimmel.new study about cursing caught their attention. >> a new study found that the state where people curse the most or they use the most profanity is ohio. i saw a local news broadcast out of akron this morning. i don't know, they might have the study right. >> yesterday was giving tuesday. dubbed the black friday of charitable giving. and the residence of akron came out in full force. [ beep ] yeah they d kelly has the report. >> james baker high school didn't have enough money to resod their. [ beep ] field. so they got together and did what he this do best, get [ beep ] done. it should be finished in time this weekend for the rebels to take on the [ beep ] from pierce. will they show up for the big game? [ beep ] >> holy. [ beep ] it's going to be a [ beep ] weekend. >> you think of new york if you want to hear the most profanity. >> i think of boston where it's punctuation for crying out loud. the white house and the presidential dog knocking over the cute little girl. we want your bes

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. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight barbara walters.and music from fall out boy with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> thank you for watching. thank you for watching. thank