that's the next 'm working on. >> seth: yeah. >> after "kimmy" ends.he squirrel clung to me because he was falling. and it was in that silky blouse so he sort of fell. d then the shoot ended. it was sad. [ audience aws ] >> seth: oh. >> i know. he lost faith. >> seth: yeah. >> that's okay. he's a squirrel. >> seth: but, you know, look he's -- i mean, he's still working. you don't have to worry about it. >> yeah. >> seth: and he seems happy. you ys gave him nuts. that's nice. >> yeah, no, he had food. oh, that's the other thing. i feel like -- you've shot stuff th squirrels. i mean -- sorry. [ laughter ] animals. >> mindy: yes, yes, yes. >>e're used to -- >> mindy: i -- we -- i love shooting with squirrels. [ laughter ] >> your squirrel work is unmatched. >> seth: yeah, really -- >> mindy: thank you. >> seth: and i want to echo that.re ly. >> mindy: thank you. >> we love your squirrel work. >> mindy: was are your -- what is "my squirrel's days" rsan? >> it reo a story in the book which is about me befriending an obese squirrel when i was a child. [ laug

it was directed by clarence scanlon who directed some episodes of kimmy schmidt this season and -- i not creepy in person. >> thank you, guys. >> thank you for being with us and thanks for making us laugh on this memorial day. >> it's my pleasure. >> the new season of "unbreakable kimmy schmidt" hits netflix on wednesday. now, coming up we'll try out three different grocery delivery services. which one gets there on time and how does the produce stack up? you'll have to stick around to easfost for ny thuond e chilen of liforn. whollife wning rults f hel makeure nooung pson i kn tony ll fig to ma fit agait dona trumpy.and heillo ice cream inspired iced coffee is here at dunkin' in the flavors you love, cookie dough, pistachio and butter pecan. and now, enjoy any medium iced coffee for $1.50. america runs on dunkin'. >>> we are back now on memorial day with the popular history channel show called "six." a military drama about navy s.e.a.l. team six and olivia munn is joining the cast as a top cia operative and michael sat down with her before tonight's season premiere. >> who is in com

and haas driver kevin magnussen made up the rest of the top six federals teammates kimmie wright conant was forced to retire with car trouble now you're a vision has a new champion israel has one of this year's song contest which was held on saturday night in the portuguese capitalised and the winning entry was a quirky pop to performed by a charismatic rising star. her funky chicken moves are already influencing politics. the. net to virtualize song toy was inspired by the hash tag me too it celebrates female empowerment i always start with the fact that people people won't get this right i know that but but. but now i'm super guidance a proof that the people recognize and realize the different is this is this wonderful. back home and tell of eve the celebrations new no balance as israel celebrates its seventieth here it's the fourth time the country has won the euro vision. fan saying that is when his own so a triumph for diversity. c o. two you. can see. that. thank you. oh sorry everybody who are the most of the people who have heard who are super good to me thank you very much. ouc

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trouble is over after a four three aggregate defeat to rail madrid in the champions league joshua's kimmie had given by on the lead in the third minute before two goals from karim benzema turned the game back madrid's way how his rodrigues equalised given by a glimmer of hope but the hosts held on to reach another champions league final it's really disappointing for the german champions who followed semifinal stage for the fourth successive time. well the champions league semifinals continue later today in rome where security has been bolstered after a liverpool fan was attacked by visiting fans ahead of the first leg at field last week despite the added security overshadowing the game the reds head into the match with a three goal cushion and a look set to reach their first champions league final since two thousand and seven but you're going club and his side know that roma should not be underestimated. roma have a mountain to climb on wednesday night after suffering a heavy five two defeat in liverpool. but their coach says the team is ready to go all out to get a result. but even now i

trouble is over after a four three aggregate defeat to real madrid in the champions league joshua kimmie had given byron the lead in the third minute before to go and start pairing benzema turned the game back madrid's way come as rodriguez did equalise giving biron a glimmer of hope but the hosts held on to reach another champions league final bitterly disappointing for the german champions who fall at the semifinal stage for the fourth successive time the game in madrid was not without controversy he. was there to see it unfold firsthand let's hear what he had to say after the final whistle. what a night of european football here. between real madrid and. the current champions around madrid have made it through their third consecutive final. to win their third consecutive champions league trophy on are also looking to win their thirteenth european cup trophy so you know. they faced a very tough. there was plenty of controversy too of course with handball which many believe that was. marcello's just before the end of the first half two goals from a goal of course they used to play here

and i went back to the kimmy schmidt writer's room.n hour, i was like talking in the writers' room and i was like, "hmm, yeah, i had borrowed a a couple diamond rings. where are those diamond rings that i borrowed?" >> jimmy: no! no. >> and to be -- so i was like, "okay, let's think this through." and we got very csi. i was like, "go online, see if my speech from the thing is online. if we can --" and they were like -- like we find this speech, i'm like zooming in -- i'm like, "they're not on my hand during the speech. those rings are in the bathroom of cipriani wall street, 'cause i took them off to wash my hands. and we were like, "everyone, be calm." like i didn't know what they were worth or whatever. anyway -- >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> we call the police and we're like, "did like anyone seem to find any rings?" and they were like, "yeah, oh, oh, oh, yes, those were yours, yes. alicia keys found them in the bathroom and returned them to us." and i was like, "alicia keys --" >> jimmy: how cool is alicia keys? she is -- [ applause ]

home is an immovable object and they'll be joined in the back line by one of your favorites joshua kimmie. and it's not just defenders either thomas miller is already a legend. the folks in the box has already scored ten goals at two tournament. for those of you keeping score miroslav klose of record is sixteen and miller is only twenty eight. he'll be very keen to have back a few more even if his goalscoring form has taken a bit of a dive in the last couple of years and continuing their favorite hobby of buying everyone else's best players by and have signed up laon gorecki for the coming season and because it fits my narrative i'm premier charlie counting him as a buy and. of course if we're going to talk about brian's current germany stars we also have to remember their players who have hung up their boots since twenty fourth. like fast in stride it became the abiding image of his career see the warrior bleeding for the cause as germany beat argentina in the final. he won't be around to do it this time and nor will the captain from the rio trial philip called it quits with a not denial

after a disappointing four three aggregate defeat to real madrid in the champions league yahshua kimmie had given by in the lead in the third minute before two goals from karim benzema turned the game back on the drugs way james rodriguez equalising giving beyond a glimmer of hope but the hosts held on to reach another champions league final literally disappointing for the german champions who fall at the semifinal stage for the fourth successive time the game in madrid was not without controversy indeed obvious sports correspondent public was there to see it unfold firsthand let's hear what he had to say after the final whistle. and. you know. overall there was plenty of. handball which many believe that was. the end. at the end. go through four three on aggregate but we'll see how things work out between roma and. playing in. just a few weeks time. and just the top stories we're following for you here today news armenian opposition leader. has called for. a campaign of civil disobedience. in his. new prime minister yesterday. and a new arms race in the middle east peace research and.

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earlier in week, cnn trump-hater, the official trump-hater, supposedly a reporter jim mccosta goes on kimmy kimmel -- jimmy kimmel and says he was as tough on president obama as on president trump. it's not a joke. take a look. >> is he your least favorite of all? >> i welcome their hatred. i do. listen, when i covered barack obama i was just as tough on him. people might not believe that. >> they didn't like me either. you're universally disliked. >> i am. >> sean: how he can say that with a straight face is beyond me. the tapes don't lie. and they found this gym -- gem of him covering obama in 2013. the only thing missing from the so-called reporter are the pom-poms. take a look. >> obviously, this is the moment that everybody is waiting for on inauguration day when the president and the first lady step out of the limo and walk down pennsylvania avenue. you know, i feel like i should pinch myself right now, wolf. i can't believe i have this vantage point of history in the making. >> so you are literally 15, 20 feet away from the president? >> i'm probably a good, i would say, 50 feet away

fake news works both ways, kimmy. every faculty presented last night was real. every comment i used from the president was his, not my words. his words. word for word. not my tweet. his tweet. nothing was fake. everything i shared was real. no matter, billy bob e-mails "you're a smoke pompous wind bag, i hope you croak on that pork chop tonight." wait a minute. how did you know i'm having pork chops tonight! "this one i'm drawn to you for some reason. last night might have proved by. good job beef cakes." by the way, is that you? sheila "this is what's called fair and balanced." angela tweets, "i'll start watching you, neil. keep reporting the truth." bob writes, "i hate to say it, but you are spot-on. having a great agenda and results are negated by a childish behavior." i'm not here to provide lessons just facts. words matter, yes tweets matter. i won't lecture you about leeatg a salad. the president should be careful calling anyone else being fake. i'll try to keep it real. i hope you have a real good weekend and think twice about very nasty names on the fat

tonight -- mindy kaling, star of "unbreakable kimmy schimdt," actress ellie kemper, director of "thekorean leader kim jong-un canceling their upcoming meeting. so, let me just get this straight -- you sent a dictator a letter but

earlier in week, cnn trump-hater, the official trump-hater, supposedly a reporter jim mccosta goes on kimmy kimmel -- jimmy kimmel and says he was as tough on president obama as on president trump. it's not a joke. take a look. >> is he your least favorite of all? >> i welcome their hatred. i do. listen, when i covered barack obama i was just as tough on him. people might not believe that. >> they didn't like me either. you're universally disliked. >> i am. >> sean: how he can say that with a straight face is beyond me. the tapes don't lie. and they found this gym -- gem of him covering obama in 2013. the only thing missing from the so-called reporter are the pom-poms. take a look. >> obviously, this is the moment that everybody is waiting for on inauguration day when the president and the first lady step out of the limo and walk down pennsylvania avenue. you know, i feel like i should pinch myself right now, wolf. i can't believe i have this vantage point of history in the making. >> so you are literally 15, 20 feet away from the president? >> i'm probably a good, i would say, 50 feet away

official says a north korean official arrived to the hotel to inform pompeo that tony kim was granting kimmie hacksaw and. it was a hard decision for kim to release the three americans. president trump expressed his appreciation for the goodwill gesture. >> it will be, i think, a very special time. nobody thought this was going to happen. and if it did, it would be years or decades, frankly. nobody thought this was going to happen. i appreciate kim jong un doing this. >> flying back to the united states now, pompeo says that the doctors on board are reviewing their health. but they appear right now, at least on appearance, to be in pretty good shape. on top of that, also, as they left north korean airspace, pompeo says that the crew there informed the three former detainees that they had finally exited north korea. pompeo says they were thrilled. shep. >> shepard: there's an indication that some of the details of this meeting still to be finalized. is that right? >> right. a senior u.s. official says they have agreed north korea and the united states to meet again in person in some capacity t

policy lebanese you even hear it would be in existence thought the push to be did dissociate with gifts kimmy libby lesser know more but torn that box on high up in gesture they actually be directional as well as situational lucian or small maximum pocky precisely what i don't know even exist about me as you all talk about what i most want hi all been do dishes on her litany left was one way to move that i don't want men to not hear it when it bad really matters if you know the dentist in atlanta if you're more on talk about sato up in jordan i said. what about simply writing off the debt. cancellation can be done to preserve the social order because we don't transform it most revolutions involve cancellation of dance ironically german prosperity now is based on the cancellation of german that's after world war two it seems very ironic that the german public is absolutely unwilling to even renegotiate debts of countries like greece calling them that centers when in fact all debts were cancelled after world war two and it was that freedom. which actually made the german economic boom. the reco

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