>> now it is jimmy kimmle. >> because he states them. because he dates them. >> dates is a strong word. be careful when you use that word. >> he frequents them. >> he dates them to leave. >> and it comes back around. >> i just realized why tom doesn't understand the idea of paying him to leave. they never leave in tom's place. they just disappear. >> you mean they leave? they don't call the police after you have sex with them? >> i hope my wife is not watching. >> i hope no women anywhere are watching. >> i hope the cops aren't watching. >> you said if romney could be this cool he would, and i have to ask because everyone seems to agree that the president is cool. what is so cool about it? >> well, the easy answer is i don't have to answer. he just it. you have to define cool, then you have lost it. again, i am using most of my knowledge from high school. we have to study -- if you have to study cool you don't have it. >> i agree, but i don't see anything he has done that is cool. you see him on slow jam fallen is cool and obama's line r

i just put a lot of pressure on jimmy kimmle to kill it. a new "red eye" returns on monday and guests include patti ann browne and the marvelous mike baker. time to go back to meed yolker michael moynahan. >> greaty lit ration. by the way, i got into the fact checking. i fact checked the hole gram thing and bill is right. it is racist. >> two for two, america. >> yep, you are winning. representative mccoder, where is he? there he is. a view from the capital, tell us about it. >> it is view from the capital. we did it today. you can tell what happens behind the scenes in washington. you can see it on the facebook page or twitter feed or youtube. >> there you go. >> and there itent with. >> jesse, you have some of the comedy coming up? >> i do. may 9th through the 13th at the house of comedy in the mall of america. >> jill, what is going on with the talk show? >> i still don't have my own talk show. i have been watching talk shows and in honor of my faffett are show, the kathy lee and hoda talk show, this is not water. hey, hoda. >> all right