king louis xii? ooh, i'm sorry, peter, we were looking for king louis xi. ah, damn it, i knew that! the (bleep) with a big, black (bleep). king louis xi. tim, select. (doorbell rings) oh, lois, peter, come on in. we were just praying for scotty's recovery. if you'd like, you can join us. well, that's what we wanted to talk to you about. you'd better not just have church toys. look, i don't mean to question your religious beliefs, but as a mother, i just can't bear the thought of little scotty not getting the help he needs. you really needn't worry, lois. scotty will get all the help he needs. from where? from here. science and health with key to the scriptures by mary baker eddy? let me see that. this is your god?! a woman?! well, she's the founder of our faith. oh, really? so with this book from the 1800s, you can pray away paralysis or terminal illness? yes, we would pray for anyone who's afflicted. well, then i'll tell you who you should really be praying for. out-of-work clowns. i need 40. ben, hope, please, i just want to do anything i can to help your son. well, you can, lois.