you don't have to go to kinkos anymore and fold up paper, right?hs) you've already got a product. [mo'] i would do it though. (chuckles) (audience laughs) [smith] i get a sense. the gleam in your eye, reporting that you made $1,000 t tells me that if you h go back to kinkos again-- [mo'] the thing is, i wanted to, after a ng time, 'cause i had a record in 1980 called "rainmaker" by kevin moore, th [smith] yeah, right. (audience laughs) that was a harrowing experience of like, gettin' kicked out of the record business. i knew that if i wanted to be in the record business, i had to go in on my own. i didn't go ask for a record deal. e when they said no, it would've crushed me. i'm a sensitive guy. i'm not a big, strong, tough guy. oumith] you'd rather havecontrol, also, of your own deal, right? [mo'] my own destiny. want to determine, i, not want to, but i decided to decide what was gonna happen for me. it wasn't about numbers. it wasn't about how many people i could reach, how much money i could make. it was about, this ishere next, thatoment that y

kinko's in business [ laughter ] if you walk into kinko's now, their price list includes black and whiteies, color copies, dumb republican posters. [ light laughter ] now, the main point of the hearing today was to let lawyers for democrats and republicans lay out their cases. and the republican lawyer was a guy you might remember from the first round of impeachment hearings, steve castor in those hearings, castor often struggled to question witnesses. at one point during the first round of hearings, his line of questioning was so bad it flustered the witness and left him speechless >> in -- in -- in fairness, this -- this irregular channel of diplomacy, it's not as outlandish as it could be, is that correct >> it's not as outlandish as it could be it's a little unusual for the u.s. ambassador to the eu to play a role in ukraine policy. >> okay. and, you know, might be irregular, but it is certainly not outlandish [ light laughter ] and then secretary perry - >> seth: i mean, that's -- [ laughter ] that's probably the same series of faces the kinko's employee made when the republicans as

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living cheaply in san francisco and was printed on regular computer paper that he made copies of at kinkos. it was later published at a publisher he found through craigslist and sold out. he sold around 1,000 copies, earning him the award. it was updated and re-released in 2005 and became a book in 2007. following the success of his series, he landed himself his own television show. the show entitled, young broke and beautiful was created and hosted by stuart. it looked at visits to new orleans, detroit. he is famous for his blog where they have written over 10,000 articles on local news, politics. you may have remembered stuart for his run for mayor in 2015. and among other things, he made some pretty incredible viral videos about the need for more public toilets, which helped to inspire some of the changes that have been made, including some of the work that i've been able to do on that issue. at a time when san francisco has become more and more expensive, and harder and harder for young people, artists, journalists and creative folks to be here and thrive, stuart has been an essential

they're about taking chubby girls who work at kinko's and lacing them up in corsets so tight their bosom in the 15th century. if anything, they would've said, "huzzah." i don't care what the bosoms say, sheldon. i just want to be part of the conversation. hi, guys. looks like you've been to the renaissance fair... i'm hoping. renaissance fair? more of a medieval, slash, age of enlightenment, slash, any-excuse- to-wear-a-codpiece fair. okay, fine, whatever. you guys, this is my friend eric. hello. hi. hey. so, yeah, good to see you. yeah. yeah. it's good to see you, too. we should probably go. yeah. bye, guys. i like your hat. thanks. my mom made it. penny with a new guy, tres awkward. it wasn't awkward. it wasn't fun. besides, what's the big deal? we dated, we stopped dating, and now we're both moving on. koothrappali: by moving on, do you mean she's going out with other men and you spent the afternoon making 15th-century soap with wolowitz? that was not 15th-century soap. my god, those people need to learn you can't just put "ye olde" in front of anything you want and expect to get away

resume "wow, it says here you were teds [ laughter ] we really like to see that kind of ambition at kinko's laughter ] lawyers for the whistleblower responsible for the initial complaint about president trump's contact with ukraine revealed this weekend that they are now representing multiple clients raising issue with the call okay, how many people were on this call? this thing is starting to sound like an aol chat room. [ laughter ] "hello age, sex, location and dirt on joe biden. [ laughter ] pope francis held a meeting yesterday discussing whether the catholic church should lift its celibacy requirement for priests. said francis, "all in favor raise your free hand." [ laughter ] [ audience oohs [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] i'm okay with it happy birthday to reality tv judge simon cowell who turned either 48 or 70? [ laughter and applause no way to know i don't know officials in north carolina have announced that a recent outbreak of legionnaire's disease was most likely caused by a hot tubs at the state fair. so if you got into a hot tub at a state fair, legionnaire's is probably

looks like the cover of a board game. [ laughter ] i feel so bad for the intern who had to run to kinko'srint that out [ light laughter ] look how janky that thing is how did that conversation go "hey, i need a giant poster board of this. "oh, is it for your child's history class? "no. [ light laughter ] it's for my congressman. but at least that guy brought a visual aid republican minority leader kevin mccarthy tried to use his words, but he said something so confusing that it was nearly impossible to follow his logic >> this is the moment that history will write history will ask you when you cast this vote, when you cast a vote to justify something that has gone on behind closed doors. i want you to ask the historian and answer the question. what do you know that happened there? >> seth: what? [ laughter ] what are you saying? [ laughter ] history will write this moment, and then history will ask you a question, so you want them to ask the historian a question and then answer the question themselves [ laughter ] sounds like you asked siri to read a quote from alexander hamilton after sp

to testify in the hearings but republicans keep demanding for adam to show up in fact they go to kinko'sand blows a ton of money with those displays i don't understand the use. >>host: you see the political posturing on both sides onwo this quex. >> i do. there is on both sides to be sure but to be frank the posturing seems so much more preposterous from the republicans than the democrats seem so much more partisan and vitriolic. >>. >> in the hearing room has until quickly they will be backdr at 9:00 a.m. eastern for those procedural votes marking up the two articles of impeachment and for those that are next week than looking at a senate trial starting in january. now on the republicanvo nine in florida good evening. >>caller: hello. how are you? i tend to disagree with the last color the posturing is more i would say on the democratic side but it's hard to imagine not one democrat is appalled by the ig report by the fbi and it's also hard to believe that not one democrat can see why the us citizens are demanding justice for what occurred with joe biden accusing trump of doing what joe