kirk devane, owner of the minuteman caf\. how much would you pay for this delicious, juicy all-beef hamburger patty on a wonderful white bread bun? well, don't answer yet. what if i threw in a very green lettuce leaf, an entire onion slice, and some mm-mm lip-smacking pickles? now how much would you pay? well, don't say anything because at the minuteman we also give you your choice of condiments: mustard or ketchup. now, you might expect to pay as much as $15 or $20 for a meal like this at some restaurants. but at the minuteman, the monster meal on a bun is only $3.29. you heard me right. $3.29. and they are irresistible. why, this lady here-- turn around-- yes, a perfectly attractive woman willing to eat herself into obesity for my burgers. and you will, too, once you've had a monster meal on a bun at kirk devane's minuteman caf\, next door to the stratford inn, owned by your "book talk" host dick loudon. back to you, dick. we're back. cue dick! right. we're, uh, talking with retired air force colonel lloyd menninger... who