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i once asked you in a human way to help me like a man, because of you, klava threw such a scandal atklava, well, calm down, hello, i 'll take away for a second that irina famina, 36 years old, husband, businessman, hello, hello, hello, i i can go on, waiter said she left without paying, uh-huh. i looked out the window and saw her being forcefully shoved into a gray minibus, make, number, i rang the numbers, naturally, it had been stolen since yesterday, she was accompanied to the minibus by another waiter, well, not a waiter to be exact, someone disguised as a waiter, because he doesn’t work here, you probably need to contact your husband, most likely they will call him, demand a ransom, they will probably call him if , of course, they are going to return her, and you think that they are not going to return her, well what is this fake waiter, he didn’t hide his face? no, no, that means, because irina can know him, well, yes, that means you could, yeah, don’t tell me, that means they’re not going to return me, oh, what a smart husband you have, this is a show of stars, duels, denis do
i once asked you in a human way to help me like a man, because of you, klava threw such a scandal atklava, well, calm down, hello, i 'll take away for a second that irina famina, 36 years old, husband, businessman, hello, hello, hello, i i can go on, waiter said she left without paying, uh-huh. i looked out the window and saw her being forcefully shoved into a gray minibus, make, number, i rang the numbers, naturally, it had been stolen since yesterday, she was accompanied to the minibus by...
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Mar 13, 2024
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was all klava, yes, the most important thing is that if they are all seated at one desk, it will bet thing is who sat with me, alexey nesterov, he now lives in st. petersburg, who sat with me... not even once i didn’t say anything about this anywhere, can you imagine? a very similar story, because every year five or six people come to our museum and say that it was he who closed the love for cocarine, although we know, i know who now, yes, yes, everyone is attentive, everyone is attentive we listen, so to speak, we don’t offend anyone, so if we go back to school, and then, of course, he, well, he’s very active, very active, and active in that way, he’s really the first , is he really a hooligan? he was a hooligan, well, he was a hooligan, he was a normal boy , well, he was in charge in everything, and not in the forest, he was the boss there to collect some kind of shell casings, some kind of football, then he is the captain, that is, if, well this became a little later, if if the sport is the captain, for example, you remember, here is the saratov front, the saratov school, the fam
was all klava, yes, the most important thing is that if they are all seated at one desk, it will bet thing is who sat with me, alexey nesterov, he now lives in st. petersburg, who sat with me... not even once i didn’t say anything about this anywhere, can you imagine? a very similar story, because every year five or six people come to our museum and say that it was he who closed the love for cocarine, although we know, i know who now, yes, yes, everyone is attentive, everyone is attentive we...
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Mar 2, 2024
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klava, klava, scared me, no, i lay down here for a little while, you wanted something, but i wanted toll gone, petya, irochka, what is this, well, this is not what you thought, what was i thinking about, huh? so, i’ll go, i won’t stop you from throwing spears and putting shots, or you’re singing, hello, well, you see, i’ve failed, how can you watch me drunk, if you yourself are in the insole, and i’m sober as glass , look, everything is fine, i’m a child. did gymnastics on the balance beam, and my dad said that i will be a champion, oh , you can do that, you can’t, you don’t know how, i want to take a photo, don’t hold me back, where are you going, yes i’m for it, i’m not behind you, i’m for... if you drown , i won’t pump you out, but what about artificial respiration, you’ll get by , what are you looking for, happiness, drink my signature herbal tea, it calms you down, because they’re a gift to me. there are tragedies, a good sign, you quote the czechs, you know, i really don’t feel any pain anymore, maybe i need someone else, i don’t know who won’t hide his eyes, who i don’t want con
klava, klava, scared me, no, i lay down here for a little while, you wanted something, but i wanted toll gone, petya, irochka, what is this, well, this is not what you thought, what was i thinking about, huh? so, i’ll go, i won’t stop you from throwing spears and putting shots, or you’re singing, hello, well, you see, i’ve failed, how can you watch me drunk, if you yourself are in the insole, and i’m sober as glass , look, everything is fine, i’m a child. did gymnastics on the...
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Mar 3, 2024
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thank you, klava koka, i will perform the next song with klava koka! who can cross who? i think you know the words? sleepy again, i press you to let me through, you can’t forget, then let me go, i’m already tired of this love, i have one question, what do you need, what are you like? you need, i don’t need jewelry , you misunderstood me, i’m not bargaining with you, buy at least everything in the world stupid, but i won’t give in, but instead of tears, always love kuzelki, i don’t want it seriously, so without obi, what do you need, why are you so stuffy, i’m equally stuffy, i’m covering my ears, bravo klava koka evatar sport and of course dancers, thank you kazan, much love, see you again. we move on, friends, live on the russia channel. closing ceremony. yes, and another artist will maintain the good mood of our party and will not allow us to be sad, judging by the complex but effective number, his attention at the games was more attracted to the disciplines of challenging technology, so let's dedicate his performances to all the athletes of this cha
thank you, klava koka, i will perform the next song with klava koka! who can cross who? i think you know the words? sleepy again, i press you to let me through, you can’t forget, then let me go, i’m already tired of this love, i have one question, what do you need, what are you like? you need, i don’t need jewelry , you misunderstood me, i’m not bargaining with you, buy at least everything in the world stupid, but i won’t give in, but instead of tears, always love kuzelki, i don’t...
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waiting for me, yes, dear, klava, no need, klava is here, why did you hatch? you will need it, i’ll contact you, but... if you don’t get in, suddenly i’ll be delivering pizza, but what about you, you can still help animals, 5:25, listen, i can sometimes visit the dog, but of course not, come, come, the dog will be welcome! and you, and me a little. pertushka, cabbage, carrots, onions. calm, calm, it will be for you a bone, at first i made my own soup out of it, yeah, oh, you didn’t catch me when lena was making soup for me, that was it. yes, i peppered it, nothing, now we’ll add some potatoes, all the bitterness will go away , wait, oh, oh, what, you, yes, no, no, i didn’t catch a cold , i made the soup, tell me where you were going, oh, damn, yes , i mean, we’ll be there now, come on, gnizdilov, why, now max will drive up, why? i left my fingerprints on the van that was shot, fix it up like that, no need to live up to it, no need to live it up, okay, then step aside and stand in silence while people work smart girl. no shit, hello, what kind of masquerade is
waiting for me, yes, dear, klava, no need, klava is here, why did you hatch? you will need it, i’ll contact you, but... if you don’t get in, suddenly i’ll be delivering pizza, but what about you, you can still help animals, 5:25, listen, i can sometimes visit the dog, but of course not, come, come, the dog will be welcome! and you, and me a little. pertushka, cabbage, carrots, onions. calm, calm, it will be for you a bone, at first i made my own soup out of it, yeah, oh, you didn’t...
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couple of moments , right during the ceremony, which is now... very close to us behind the scenes , klavaor a performance, and a virtual celebrity will help her, this is one of the symbols of the game of the future, which our viewers know well , his name is ivan, there will be other unexpected phygital duets any minute , the winners of various disciplines will of course rise up on stage, the guys who will take away from the game not only positive emotions, but also a lot of money, let me remind you that the prize fund exceeds 10. million dollars, by the way, the participants of the philippine team aprin, which became the winner of the games of the future in competitions in the mobile game mlbb, will buy a house in their homeland with the prize money, they told about this shortly before the start of the official closing ceremony of the games, but for the audience ntv, we have prepared a small surprise in our latest issue of diaries, we will show those who usually remain behind the scenes, but without these people, our broadcasts from kazan would simply be impossible, you can watch the fina
couple of moments , right during the ceremony, which is now... very close to us behind the scenes , klavaor a performance, and a virtual celebrity will help her, this is one of the symbols of the game of the future, which our viewers know well , his name is ivan, there will be other unexpected phygital duets any minute , the winners of various disciplines will of course rise up on stage, the guys who will take away from the game not only positive emotions, but also a lot of money, let me remind...
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Mar 12, 2024
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klavenka, i love you, klava, wait, klava, i arranged for you, class, coffee, well, we can. where is version. yes, i can’t wait to listen to the version of the best detective in the city, it’s a pity i forgot to take popcorn, please joke, it means the situation is standard, follow your thoughts, a thief entered the apartment, the owners woke up, he killed them, i’m all, amazing, yes brilliant, this is one little not... what kind of report, well, this is a wife and her lover, what does the lover have to do with it, and i don’t know either, but look, it’s him, this is the wife, yes, and this is the husband, yes, yes , indeed, like that, interesting, interesting, but where is the husband then? well done! igor, and you, you looked at everything, yes, you hear, i’m the best detective, and this, you tell me who it is, there’s no telling, there won’t be any money, but for knyazdilov, money is not the main thing, that’s right, comrade, former, best, well what is the former the best what is it ex, you can't find a huge man. “three are missing, but there was just one , well then everything is
klavenka, i love you, klava, wait, klava, i arranged for you, class, coffee, well, we can. where is version. yes, i can’t wait to listen to the version of the best detective in the city, it’s a pity i forgot to take popcorn, please joke, it means the situation is standard, follow your thoughts, a thief entered the apartment, the owners woke up, he killed them, i’m all, amazing, yes brilliant, this is one little not... what kind of report, well, this is a wife and her lover, what does the...
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yes, klava, klava, i’m on a mission, yes, yes, now i’m like barnetev’s diarrhea, wait with orders, theform, and what are you doing there? i heard you like torture, right? byptki, yes, i love you, hello! hero of our time, thank you, why didn’t you shoot in the back, but cartridges are expensive these days, well done, yes! why are you following me, this is my job, for whom he works, for the state. what’s funny, yes very funny, just like that, funny, not very funny, but so, good, that’s it, okay, i ’ll tell you everything, tell me, i hid the money from my head, and you rolled it, and there’s one red one, calm down, okay, give me your pen. and how wild you are, you're just losing weight, wild , what's wrong, well, let's go, don't be nervous, that's it, i, i remembered, i remembered that maksimov really misses laziness, i'll twist your sushi, tear his ass for me, tear it, maxim, save me, untie me, and since it’s not intended that way, no, not at all, well, it’s strange, my legs are already numb, your legs are numb, well, let me do it, further, further. it’s not interesting, the girls are da
yes, klava, klava, i’m on a mission, yes, yes, now i’m like barnetev’s diarrhea, wait with orders, theform, and what are you doing there? i heard you like torture, right? byptki, yes, i love you, hello! hero of our time, thank you, why didn’t you shoot in the back, but cartridges are expensive these days, well done, yes! why are you following me, this is my job, for whom he works, for the state. what’s funny, yes very funny, just like that, funny, not very funny, but so, good,...
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let's make a new date klava, well, klavoka, well, half an hour, i’m klavusya.starved me, i’ll go. i’ll wash myself, while you were sleeping here, some olya told you a story and sent you a bunch of sms. wow, what is this? this is the will, this is the witness, this, this, my dear colleagues, is none of your damn business, so that’s it, i left, that. i'm supposed to rest i’ll be there tomorrow , the day after tomorrow at the most, klava will call, i’m on a date, i mean on a mission, olenka, gorgeous, i’m sorry, this is for you, thank you, i would like to apologize for the incident that recently happened. no need to apologize , come on, you have such a job, you know, you are a hero for me, i wanted to offer you a romantic dinner by candlelight, but the promise of a romantic bath by candlelight, well, i’m just, well, you’re a reliable person, i’m so reliable that i have no more strength, what is it? genergy fsint motor oil represents the source of my victories in the way you prepare to the race, keeping yourself and your car at their peak. the smart formula of gene
let's make a new date klava, well, klavoka, well, half an hour, i’m klavusya.starved me, i’ll go. i’ll wash myself, while you were sleeping here, some olya told you a story and sent you a bunch of sms. wow, what is this? this is the will, this is the witness, this, this, my dear colleagues, is none of your damn business, so that’s it, i left, that. i'm supposed to rest i’ll be there tomorrow , the day after tomorrow at the most, klava will call, i’m on a date, i mean on a mission,...
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well, weren’t you and klava talking about nastya? when? yes, today. we didn't talk. i saw.ebsite of your institute, beauty, beautiful, not like some , mom. yes it is, but it’s not because i’m saying it, because it sounds strange, you never cease to amaze me, son, mom, my god, what a beauty, girl, tell me, have you seen irina here, no, 30 years, the same joke, you know, some jokes get better over the years. better, however, just like you, where are you going, you don’t need to go away for a couple of hours on one matter, but i thought we would win somewhere together, of course, of course, i’ll come back and we’ll definitely have lunch together, so hi amsit, hi, but i was worried? that you better not be offended, but in my opinion there are a lot of free tables in the dining room, yeah, damn it, nastya, forgive me, please, i really, i wanted to apologize, and artyom gennadievich, we were on friendly terms as part of a scientific project when you ran away, you lost this privilege, listen, those, and i’m not the selection committee, so that listen, here, you see, this is the wh
well, weren’t you and klava talking about nastya? when? yes, today. we didn't talk. i saw.ebsite of your institute, beauty, beautiful, not like some , mom. yes it is, but it’s not because i’m saying it, because it sounds strange, you never cease to amaze me, son, mom, my god, what a beauty, girl, tell me, have you seen irina here, no, 30 years, the same joke, you know, some jokes get better over the years. better, however, just like you, where are you going, you don’t need to go away...
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into the future, in kazan they said goodbye to athletes on a large scale, the headliners of the show klava famous tired robot dog who refused to dance during the opening of the games 2 famous console games. the next games of the future will take place outside of russia . kazakhstan and uzbekistan have announced their desire to hold competitions on their territory. the games were watched by more than 2 billion viewers from more than 100 countries and online via live broadcast in the stands. about the brightest moments of the tournament, alexander tankikh. the future is us. ceremony. opening with augmented reality and a billion views online, this is how the games of the future started, the games of the future, our gift to the global sports family, 2 weeks between two worlds, virtual and real, 2 weeks at the limit of emotions, to the end, fear to the end, athletes from 107 countries. signals, but taking into account the fact that there is still an international specificity, in total there are 34 of them, here robots fought in the arena until the last, in the octagon the strongest mma fighters
into the future, in kazan they said goodbye to athletes on a large scale, the headliners of the show klava famous tired robot dog who refused to dance during the opening of the games 2 famous console games. the next games of the future will take place outside of russia . kazakhstan and uzbekistan have announced their desire to hold competitions on their territory. the games were watched by more than 2 billion viewers from more than 100 countries and online via live broadcast in the stands....
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aunt klav says, two nightingales don’t sing on the same branch, mom, but why don’t you go to aunt klavapeople go to dinner , you still stay here anymore, you can’t, you can’t , you can’t, you can’t, you can’t, you can’t , my god, what should i do, i not guilty. it's all my fault, it's all my fault. in front of you, that your father abandoned me, that i didn’t send you to an english school, that i became a scullery maid, and you are ashamed of me, it’s all my fault, i will leave. believe me, i kept waiting, hoping that she would call me back, but she didn’t call me, i was afraid to get dressed. there was nowhere to go, my parents in the village died a long time ago, and klava is my sister, she has one room and her younger husband, tonya, you! today they shouted loudly that they were organizing various overnight stays at a scientific institution, i’m not unauthorized, levchenko always allows me, and levchenko went on vacation, luker petrovna, i only wish it was tonight, but it’s not possible, my dear, now there might be a round, but i ’ll start closing now, as expected, why don’t i go hom
aunt klav says, two nightingales don’t sing on the same branch, mom, but why don’t you go to aunt klavapeople go to dinner , you still stay here anymore, you can’t, you can’t , you can’t, you can’t, you can’t, you can’t , my god, what should i do, i not guilty. it's all my fault, it's all my fault. in front of you, that your father abandoned me, that i didn’t send you to an english school, that i became a scullery maid, and you are ashamed of me, it’s all my fault, i will...
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allow animals, igor, stop mashing your tits, get down to business, i’m telling you, really, come here, klavato call. to me directly, as a thank you, i would like to invite your wife to take a free rejuvenation course with us, and why did you decide that my wife needs a free rejuvenation course, have you known her for how long, no, i just assumed, every woman wants, that means klava doesn’t want, i already have it, no translate, lord, forgive me, that's not what i meant. i want it, i need it, when we start, we have a challenge, we have to go, what you just don’t have, because i’m a rescuer, any bullshit can happen at any moment, let’s go with me to catch ghosts, well, who, if not me, is the most chief ghost specialist? it’s clear, bloggers, be wrong three times, 5 minutes of silence, new season, see what a difficult life our commanders have, today at 20:00 on ntv. vladimir politov, million-dollar secret on saturday at 21:20 on ntv. complement for supporting health, performance and well-being. complivit is a vitamin and mineral complex. for 115 rubles and other offers at a very favorable price
allow animals, igor, stop mashing your tits, get down to business, i’m telling you, really, come here, klavato call. to me directly, as a thank you, i would like to invite your wife to take a free rejuvenation course with us, and why did you decide that my wife needs a free rejuvenation course, have you known her for how long, no, i just assumed, every woman wants, that means klava doesn’t want, i already have it, no translate, lord, forgive me, that's not what i meant. i want it, i need...
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dry, baba klava, i’ll take it off, take it off, take it off, so, help, mom, hold it, oh, oh, mom, are, i’ll bring it now, here it is, watching, well, it’s a deal , on your hands, let’s hit your own , strangers will be afraid, what do you mean, do you want 15 days, you hooligan, now i’ll call the police, but get out of here, let him say, what a shame, yeah, i’m the most ashamed of all, that’s it i ran into them, one for three, it’s an infection, he hurt my leg, i ’ll get even with him, come on, come on, otherwise now the second one... straighten it out until you retire on all fours, you'll be crawling on all fours , okay, it's a draw, well, kolka, we'll meet again, we'll fight, oh, vasya, vasya, what are you doing, what's wrong with you, i'm resting, ew, let me, why? ? yes, yes, don't be afraid. it’s good that i caught a twig, otherwise it would have been a disaster, but i didn’t have the same bowler hat, it could stand it, god, you should have, now i’ll fight every day , if you start courting me, i won’t think about it, it’s just savagery, i just don’t know what it is, it doesn’t matt
dry, baba klava, i’ll take it off, take it off, take it off, so, help, mom, hold it, oh, oh, mom, are, i’ll bring it now, here it is, watching, well, it’s a deal , on your hands, let’s hit your own , strangers will be afraid, what do you mean, do you want 15 days, you hooligan, now i’ll call the police, but get out of here, let him say, what a shame, yeah, i’m the most ashamed of all, that’s it i ran into them, one for three, it’s an infection, he hurt my leg, i ’ll get even...
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you're running like a goat, what's up there, baba klava, oh daughter, run quickly, beat them, who, thell even settle accounts with him, come on, come on, otherwise now trim the second one, right up to the you’ll be crawling around on your hands and knees for your pension, okay, it’s a draw, so, kolka, let’s meet again and fight? oh, vasya, vasya, what are you doing, what’s wrong with you, i’m resting, ugh, give me, why, give me, don’t be afraid. it’s good that i got caught by a twig, otherwise it would have been a disaster, but why don’t i have a bowler hat, i could stand it, come on, lord, i should have eaten it, now i’ll fight every day, if you start courting me, i won’t think about it, it ’s wildness, i just don’t know what kind of thing, i’ll tell the district police officer anyway, and if the district police officer had a license, what are you talking about, where did he get that right from, from the library. i got a little crazy then , i really should have gone out into the street with him and sorted it out, but what i did to him, and even in front of your eyes, no normal guy can
you're running like a goat, what's up there, baba klava, oh daughter, run quickly, beat them, who, thell even settle accounts with him, come on, come on, otherwise now trim the second one, right up to the you’ll be crawling around on your hands and knees for your pension, okay, it’s a draw, so, kolka, let’s meet again and fight? oh, vasya, vasya, what are you doing, what’s wrong with you, i’m resting, ugh, give me, why, give me, don’t be afraid. it’s good that i got caught by a...
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Mar 3, 2024
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what aunt klava told me, soon you’ll be as good as new, come on, i hate this lousy milk, oh, it’s alsooamy, although. on the other hand, if i hadn’t sheltered you, there would have been no one to give me a glass of milk, my grandmother was right, how much i 850, what are you, it’s very expensive, completely. good afternoon, tomatoes, cucumbers, nice ones, maybe you want something, good, my wife told me to buy a tomato, maybe you? of course, of course, i have to somehow atone for my guilt, i told you the other day, it’s better, i’m sorry, it doesn’t happen to anyone, it might spoil the mood, someone, yes, you know , didn’t have a good day, that’s nothing, the most important thing is that you apologized, nowadays it's few people can do it, 250, yeah, thanks, that’s it. here you go, thank you, good health , great, neighbor, hello, how are you feeling, listen, you’re just a magician, milk, honey are miracles, thank you, yes, listen, i wanted to invite you to the park, to take you for a walk.. i don’t know, somehow everything was unexpected. i thought that racing cars is not cool for such a
what aunt klava told me, soon you’ll be as good as new, come on, i hate this lousy milk, oh, it’s alsooamy, although. on the other hand, if i hadn’t sheltered you, there would have been no one to give me a glass of milk, my grandmother was right, how much i 850, what are you, it’s very expensive, completely. good afternoon, tomatoes, cucumbers, nice ones, maybe you want something, good, my wife told me to buy a tomato, maybe you? of course, of course, i have to somehow atone for my...
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drop me off at work without making a deal, it’s your one from the bank that’s bothering you, it’s klavan all-leather interior, you’ll still be stuck in this one, how's her ass? i’m listening attentively, i wanted to remind you that you need to pay the next installment by the end of the week, what a waste, are you crazy about us or something, i just paid last week , i don’t have the money now, i’ll have the money, i’ll pay, you don’t have an installment plan loan if you don't pay on time, the interest rate will double, what... the interest rate, what the rate, have you gone crazy, we didn’t agree that way, it ’s stated in the contract, in small letters at the end, you know, you go with your small letters, i won’t pay after every call, and generally don’t distract me with trifles, the debt to the bank is not a trifle, if you don’t pay, collectors will come to you, that today you will scare plumbers, remember, i am armed, very dangerous, kisses. what are you? are you not already threatening klapta olegov with violence? this is not so interesting for us, no, near. strange, no prints, no evi
drop me off at work without making a deal, it’s your one from the bank that’s bothering you, it’s klavan all-leather interior, you’ll still be stuck in this one, how's her ass? i’m listening attentively, i wanted to remind you that you need to pay the next installment by the end of the week, what a waste, are you crazy about us or something, i just paid last week , i don’t have the money now, i’ll have the money, i’ll pay, you don’t have an installment plan loan if you don't...
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i apologize for my appearance, that's all it’s terrible, which means that on saturday my klava also burned bone"? “yes, this is terrible, now the whole company has fallen on my head, you need a head like mine, well, it’s faster, this bracelet, i know you, it seems i sold him a year ago, you don’t pay attention, so what kind of relationship did you have with kostinka, none, have at least a drop of compassion for a woman on the day of her man’s funeral, but excuse us, okay, igor, igor, please , please, hey, and take him away, be careful, please , like this, you see, while the declarations are running around in the sand, normal people are driving, let’s come here in cars. oops, oops, let's sit down, oh, bye, bye, bye, like that, oops, forgot the hat. come here, come on, follow the bots, and so, just like that, wow, what happiness, oh, mother, move away, what is it, oops, where did the slowness go, ah-ah, humanity is gaining speed. yes, ugh, for some reason you whined at me, yeah, i’ll go , i’ll go, go, i’m not far away, so lena gave, oh, the dog, a sandwich, max coffee, and what to me? this i
i apologize for my appearance, that's all it’s terrible, which means that on saturday my klava also burned bone"? “yes, this is terrible, now the whole company has fallen on my head, you need a head like mine, well, it’s faster, this bracelet, i know you, it seems i sold him a year ago, you don’t pay attention, so what kind of relationship did you have with kostinka, none, have at least a drop of compassion for a woman on the day of her man’s funeral, but excuse us, okay, igor,...
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happens, in the film parents found a note from their son in a sports suit cup, i ask you to blame klava flower vase. the victim herself pointed out the killer in advance. it was definitely written by her hand, this is already confirmed by an investigative check. tatiana's boyfriend was a certain roman gulyakov, a taxi driver. he was on shift at a taxi company, but what if he took a better minute and jumped into the apartment, had an argument with a woman and killed her. tatyana was probably afraid of such an outcome, so she left a note. the detectives decided to take a closer look at roman gulyakov. well, citizens-passengers, that's it? airport, then i’ll ask you to sit down, i’ll ask you, quickly, quickly, the trunk is open, load it, so, otherwise your airliners will fly away without you , taxi drivers , a very profitable profession in soviet times, could take you, or they could not, even with a double counter, when boarding passengers, the driver is obliged to open the doors of the cabin, help load luggage, before boarding the taxi - it is prohibited to ask the passenger about the des
happens, in the film parents found a note from their son in a sports suit cup, i ask you to blame klava flower vase. the victim herself pointed out the killer in advance. it was definitely written by her hand, this is already confirmed by an investigative check. tatiana's boyfriend was a certain roman gulyakov, a taxi driver. he was on shift at a taxi company, but what if he took a better minute and jumped into the apartment, had an argument with a woman and killed her. tatyana was probably...
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klava? bamba vulgare. watch and learn how it's done. so. hello. hello. where to, citizen?already asking for forgiveness, he’s afraid. i say, get out of here, slow, this is where the performance takes place. ah, kitchen theater. that's. who let this clown into the crime scene? criminal psychologist, zhanna igorevna, parachute, parachute, rezota , in my opinion, garbanara, i am collecting materials for a book, on this matter i will work with your group, report the situation, do you hear, aho, neho, so that we three adult slimy men obey what -to bambe... real mozzarella on pizza in advertising, so delicious, try it! only a top-class professional could take on such a work. mask, anniversary fifth season. v saturday at 21:20 on ntv. its own savings business for each type of business, special services. for retail trade, more information about customers, comparison of indicators with competitors, finding the best place for a retail outlet, open an account with sberbank, use useful services for free forever sberbusiness, i help calm the most raging stomach, i am phosphorugel , i c
klava? bamba vulgare. watch and learn how it's done. so. hello. hello. where to, citizen?already asking for forgiveness, he’s afraid. i say, get out of here, slow, this is where the performance takes place. ah, kitchen theater. that's. who let this clown into the crime scene? criminal psychologist, zhanna igorevna, parachute, parachute, rezota , in my opinion, garbanara, i am collecting materials for a book, on this matter i will work with your group, report the situation, do you hear, aho,...
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behind the stage, our bartender has already prepared it, but... the intonation is very similar to klavat turned out that no, after all, poloskkun, at least he is good at rinsing his brains. it turns out, meet raccoon. genot, hello, hello everyone. listen, timur, in fact, this is one of the few participants who... absolutely relaxed, here, he doesn’t worry, doesn’t worry, just enjoys it, sometimes he even gets cocky, it’s obvious, he’s an ambassador of relaxation, it’s valerian, that’s it, let’s be honest, or motherwort, and you often use sedatives, no, i often do laundry, it calms me down, well done, timur, i need to wash something, it’s expensive, you’re a multi-billionaire. no problem, we'll launder a couple of billions. it seems to me that if you give a raccoon a washing machine, then he will lose the meaning of life, so continue to rinse and rinse the brains of the whole country in the form of tips. hello everyone, genot is with you, i already realized that you can’t cook porridge with you, you never have any goodies, but okay, i took mine, by the way. i'm now the most fashionable r
behind the stage, our bartender has already prepared it, but... the intonation is very similar to klavat turned out that no, after all, poloskkun, at least he is good at rinsing his brains. it turns out, meet raccoon. genot, hello, hello everyone. listen, timur, in fact, this is one of the few participants who... absolutely relaxed, here, he doesn’t worry, doesn’t worry, just enjoys it, sometimes he even gets cocky, it’s obvious, he’s an ambassador of relaxation, it’s valerian,...
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on our air klava koka, la-la-la.l , but know that i don’t need jewelry, you misunderstood me, i’m with you. don’t bargain, buy at least everything in the world stupid, but i won’t get too drunk, but instead of tears, all this is love, like bubbles, i don’t want it seriously, so that without a call, that you need, we, that you are so stuffy, i’m indifferent, i close my ears, more, more, more, traditionally , the folk poetry workshop is achieving great success at our positive factory, said smirnov from the vologda region, dedicated more than just a poem to the morning mail , on... real village cleanliness, conversations do not stop, kolya basque himself is not himself, thieves stole from him, at night his voice is golden, all week i have been languishing and aching inside, because i cannot live without the morning mail, dear gabriel, me too not i can live for a long time without morning mail, so in a week we will see each other again, nikolai, the main performer of all musical desires, was and will be with you. be sure
on our air klava koka, la-la-la.l , but know that i don’t need jewelry, you misunderstood me, i’m with you. don’t bargain, buy at least everything in the world stupid, but i won’t get too drunk, but instead of tears, all this is love, like bubbles, i don’t want it seriously, so that without a call, that you need, we, that you are so stuffy, i’m indifferent, i close my ears, more, more, more, traditionally , the folk poetry workshop is achieving great success at our positive factory,...
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way i should, no one opens up so coolly as someone who hasn’t been screwed, oh, look, no matter how klava movement is suspicious, you changed the direction abruptly, the speed of movement, i can’t keep up with you, the speed of movement, yes, the speed of movement, you almost created an emergency situation, you have already created your documents, yes, just i listened to your colleague, did i violate something? delay orientation to the red suv, but it just left, no, we can’t do it ourselves, he hit us! come here, forward, forward, girl, girl, girl, excuse me, by chance you won’t get out of this, what of this, girl. tell me, no does such a person named fantamas live in this entrance with such a temple? temple, yes, apparently in the thirty-fifth apartment, thank you, girl, you're always welcome, i'm insuring, girl, and have you ever been acquainted with the elite of the detective, the super son, this one, the one who looks like a dog more like a detective, who is this bald bastard , is this my driver? drives me, i rarely drive myself, but at off-road races, i don’t have any torn ones, i’ve
way i should, no one opens up so coolly as someone who hasn’t been screwed, oh, look, no matter how klava movement is suspicious, you changed the direction abruptly, the speed of movement, i can’t keep up with you, the speed of movement, yes, the speed of movement, you almost created an emergency situation, you have already created your documents, yes, just i listened to your colleague, did i violate something? delay orientation to the red suv, but it just left, no, we can’t do it...
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their talents at the closing ceremony sang with my michelle, electro sang with lyric, a1 sang with klavatime i can come too. it was magical, simply magical, this is my second time . athletes from 107 countries of the world take away with them from kazan a prize fund of 10 million dollars, but perhaps the main capital, which was shared by all without exception, incredible emotions. i'm proud to have been a part of this at the pocky championship. but exactly for a year, guys, high five, high five, of course. andrey shamin, alexander stefanyuk and evgeny anisimov, ntv. kazan. well, we have finally reached what is probably the most long-awaited final, the very final that will show which of our athletes can be considered the real maradona or zidane in the world of e-football. then with suarez or lev yashin, because teams from uruguay and russia meet on the field. the fight in the semi-finals was very tough and very exciting. uruguayans literally. snatched victory from the team from mexico. the russian locomotive also had to not easy. they competed with phoenix, but let’s not ruin the intrigue
their talents at the closing ceremony sang with my michelle, electro sang with lyric, a1 sang with klavatime i can come too. it was magical, simply magical, this is my second time . athletes from 107 countries of the world take away with them from kazan a prize fund of 10 million dollars, but perhaps the main capital, which was shared by all without exception, incredible emotions. i'm proud to have been a part of this at the pocky championship. but exactly for a year, guys, high five, high...
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but, but, but i’ll give it to you for ...y i have 435 bucks and 65 euros at home, no 65 euros, sorry klavah yes, uh! what kind of people, yes i see, i see, hello! it's too early for dating, god forbid, it's just know what a coincidence, my car also has numbers 30, 40, yeah, well, it happens, and now i should give you a lift, no matter, then i ’ll be an accomplice, an accomplice in the theft, it’s not your car, what makes you think, that it ’s not mine, just who gets into the car, starts adjusting the mirrors, the seat is there, and you are observers? yeah, so it was my boyfriend who took the car yesterday, everything was rearranged here, so he also changed the numbers for you, this is a car, not 30, 40, but these, let me film you, girl, so, by the way, now you have a lawyer, impressive, i could have at least said that she has a boyfriend, but by the way, they missed it. no need to drink, but together, coffee, coffee should be drunk. hello, is this a binge or a bad date? you can hardly call it a date. although i slept really badly, you want coffee, i really want it, you’re strong enough to
but, but, but i’ll give it to you for ...y i have 435 bucks and 65 euros at home, no 65 euros, sorry klavah yes, uh! what kind of people, yes i see, i see, hello! it's too early for dating, god forbid, it's just know what a coincidence, my car also has numbers 30, 40, yeah, well, it happens, and now i should give you a lift, no matter, then i ’ll be an accomplice, an accomplice in the theft, it’s not your car, what makes you think, that it ’s not mine, just who gets into the car, starts...
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your wife, klava, klavochka, to cool your ardor a little in relation to young pretty girls, i never didinal decision on the extradition of wikileaks founder jolian asandge to the united states. and in maryland. the ship crashed into a bridge support and collapsed.
your wife, klava, klavochka, to cool your ardor a little in relation to young pretty girls, i never didinal decision on the extradition of wikileaks founder jolian asandge to the united states. and in maryland. the ship crashed into a bridge support and collapsed.
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what, you yourself are infected, i’ve already said 100 times that i’m not here with everything, it’s klavaow that you don’t, please, this is it , yeah, quiet, quiet, quiet, nest, lyosh, lyosh, well tell me, stop, my phone hasn’t been there for another six months worked, but you're crazy, or something, go to hell, mahanka, got it, well, come here , oh, come here, another bag, almost, well done, come here, you tell me, well, at least don't praise you, lesh , i'm with you, i'm with myself. i won’t buy a new car any time soon, oh well, let ’s take the bus, you’re laughing, it’ll take an hour, blockrank, i’ll go to hell, oh, well, it’s frozen, let’s talk already, can we? igoryusha, until you discharge yourself, you are dangerous! genergy fsint motor oil represents the source of my victories in how you prepare for the race, keeping yourself and your car at their peak. gent motor oil is intelligently formulated with targeted additives to protect your vehicle. keep the engine in shape. sergei saidovich, tell me, could the driver, who is lying in that room over there, set fire to an entire warehous
what, you yourself are infected, i’ve already said 100 times that i’m not here with everything, it’s klavaow that you don’t, please, this is it , yeah, quiet, quiet, quiet, nest, lyosh, lyosh, well tell me, stop, my phone hasn’t been there for another six months worked, but you're crazy, or something, go to hell, mahanka, got it, well, come here , oh, come here, another bag, almost, well done, come here, you tell me, well, at least don't praise you, lesh , i'm with you, i'm with...
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you look at the fact that if we divorce you, well effectively, for a while, i’ll marry an old lady, klavang is collected, is located.
you look at the fact that if we divorce you, well effectively, for a while, i’ll marry an old lady, klavang is collected, is located.
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dear members of the jury, i want to see your smiles, philip, smile, how cheerful arlikin is, this is klava put it, yes, of course , this is a bird of paradise with eggs of paradise, that’s what they call a bird of paradise, i have a question, tell me, your husband is a stripper, and do you have a husband, at least some kind of stripper, at least not , let it be, well, you know, sometimes we are all strippers, when we go into the shower and no one sees, yeah, it’s somehow streamlined, yes, she answered, well, i don’t know, i didn’t understand, husband, i didn’t understand, yes, do you live with someone? i live, i live, with a cat? no, we don’t like cats, but dogs, we like dogs. yeah, do you have a husband? walking around somewhere? ah, the man of your dreams, i mean, right? yes. have you found it? but i don’t understand, i think i found it, but sometimes i wake up, i’m not in a good mood, i look, i think, as if i don’t like it yet, but tomorrow i like it, then i don’t like it again. what a fickle harlequin we have, right? he’s emotional, of course, you imagine that he’s smiling, once he tur
dear members of the jury, i want to see your smiles, philip, smile, how cheerful arlikin is, this is klava put it, yes, of course , this is a bird of paradise with eggs of paradise, that’s what they call a bird of paradise, i have a question, tell me, your husband is a stripper, and do you have a husband, at least some kind of stripper, at least not , let it be, well, you know, sometimes we are all strippers, when we go into the shower and no one sees, yeah, it’s somehow streamlined, yes,...
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and that is, of course, the traditional sweet and sticky dessert — ba klava.t's very subtle, isn't it? tractor engine rumbles distant chatting and laughter the exact origin of baklava is disputed. shared international histories are reflected in its recipes, with each providing a local flair to an ancient dessert. but it was the baklava from gaziantep that was given protected status in 2014 by the european commission. this is quite a reward for all my hard work. all of this baklava contains pistachios and looks so delicious. oh, my goodness. look at this. it's gooey. 0h! 0h... mm. oh, it's so good. she giggles i was only going to have one or maybe two, but i'm not going to stop. the pistachios are falling out of this one. i'm in heaven, absolutely... this could be the best day of my life. i came to turkey knowing i loved istanbul, but gaziantep has unexpectedly completely stolen my heart. i mean, it's known for pistachios, coffee and baklava. what's not to love? if you want my travel tip, come here in august, september, when the pistachios are at their freshest
and that is, of course, the traditional sweet and sticky dessert — ba klava.t's very subtle, isn't it? tractor engine rumbles distant chatting and laughter the exact origin of baklava is disputed. shared international histories are reflected in its recipes, with each providing a local flair to an ancient dessert. but it was the baklava from gaziantep that was given protected status in 2014 by the european commission. this is quite a reward for all my hard work. all of this baklava contains...