[applause] >> thank you, andrew klavan. tip phillips. -- tim phillips. of immediate cra sleuths pour over tens of thousands of hours of footage. the quotes are delivered to a veritable who's who of the conservative movement and ultimately as it should be, they read their final judgment with the winners and runners up at the annual dishonors awards. these votes were perhaps the closest ever. i thank the men and women for their input. the 2011 dishonors award judges in alphabetical order. ♪ ♪ seller number 8. ladies and gentlemen, i am started to find this obscene. she is a legal correspondent and a popular syndicated columnist for the united press syndicate. syndicate.

little did i know that andrew klavan has trouble with bow ties also. and apparently suspenders. and shoes. as soon as we're through here, i'm going to be selling my new bumper sticker in the back. it's very simple -- change you can step in. [applause] or change you can scrape off the bottom of your shoe. you know, on halloween, you can take some obama change, you put it in a back, set it on the front porn -- porbling, you set it on fire. you know it's been four years since they invited me because the last time i was overmedicated and i'm told i embarrassed some people, but, you know, i'm old enough that i just really don't give a damn anymore. the first award tonight is the obama kashm award named by el brent and i'm glad he thought of me to give this award and i have a theory about this obama gasms. it's the this liberal fascination with the obama gentleman ha dean, the crowd that occupies the white house right now. obama is their absolutely perfect than. you look at the way the washington, d.c. press corps writes about barack obama. that's the second thing you can do that will

[applause] >> thank you, andrew klavan.plause] every year our team of media salutes -- ports through hours of footage. they whittle it down to selections for each category. they are then delivered to a veritable who's who of the conservative movement to renders final judgment of the winners. i can't tell you that this year's votes were razor close. i thank these men and women for their terrific input. our 2011 dishonor award judges in alphabetical order -- here you go. [applause] our final presenter has been with us since the beginning. every time i introduced her, i have to announce that she has yet another book that is either on or is about to be on the new york times best-seller list. seven of them. she is putting the finishing touches on her newest offering, a title that only she can get away with when writing a book about liberals. the title is, "demonic." it is guaranteed to be best seller number 8. ladies and gentlemen, i am started to find this obscene. she is a legal correspondent and a popular syndicated columnist