i'm jordan klepper! >> and i'm desi lydic!how where we are legally not allowed to agree with each other. >> jordan: so if i say, "travis kelce is the sexiest man in sports"... >> i say, no thanks, mr. met can still get it. >> jordan: i weep for your children. this is a special post-election episode of "sports war." it's a historic day for america. desi has broken the glass ceiling and become the first female co-host of "sports war." [cheers and applause] >> thanks, jordan, this completely makes up for kamala not winning. instead, i get the thrill of arguing about sports with an asexual balloon animal. let's start with the biggest issue for women on the ballot in missouri. a woman's right to choose... which team she bets on. >> just in, voters have approved a missouri amendment 2 legalizing sports betting. the yes votes won by just .3 percent. missouri is the largest state to allow gambling on major sporting events. there will be a 10% sports betting tax rate. that money will then go to compulsive gamblers prevention fund and a

this is "the daily show" with your host, jordan klepper! [cheers and applause] >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm jordan klepper. we got so much to talk about. trump's transition continues. fox news invades the pentagon. and joe biden passes the baton to a same generation of leadership. so let's get into another installment of "trump 2.0: coming for the white house!" ♪ ♪ >> i'm going to come. >> jordan: the peaceful transfer of power is one of the most cherished features of american democracy, a hallowed tradition that extends all the way from 1796 to 2016, yada, yada, yada, and continues to this day. and today, the current president and the future president agreed to set aside differences and make nice for the cameras. >> mr. president-elect and former president, donald, congratulations. >> thank you very much. >> and looking forward to having a, like we said, a smooth transition. do everything we can make sure you're accommodated, what you need. we're going to get a chance to talk about some of that today. so welcome. welcome bac

this is "the daily show" with your host, jordan klepper! [cheers and applause] >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show," i'm jordan klepper, we got so much to talk about today. rfk jr. is now your primary care doctor, matt gaetz is taking the doj to prom, and charlamagne tha god does a wellness check on democracy. so let's get into another installment of trump 2.0: coming for the white house. >> i'm going to come. >> jordan: thoroughly dislike hearing that. if you've been feeling under the weather since the election, don't worry. pretty soon, everyone else will be sick too. >> president-elect on true social just made it official. he wrote "i'm thrilled to announce robert f. kennedy jr. is the united states secretary of health and human services." >> jordan: unpasteurized whale juice for everybody! wow! this is exciting news! we are making things in america again, specifically patient zeros. of course with trump there's never just one horrifying thing to focus on. today the fallout continued over trump's pick for general, matt gaetz. house rep

let's go to jordan klepper. >> god damn it, josh! [cheers and applause] fine, okay., desi, i'll be happy to inspire you, just hold on for a second... >> desi: you spit that out, spit it out spit it out, klepper! -- you say something inspiring right now, young man! >> fine. fine. desi...listen... i'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking -- >> desi: no no no, inspire the nation. >> i don't have the words for that, desi! but you know what, the way you were talking earlier about how we as a news team are inspiring to each other, that was some soaring rhetoric. let's go to desi lydic for that. [cheers and applause] >> desi: no, you can't throw to me, i'm the host! i throw to you! >> i throw to you! >> desi: i throw to you! >> i throw to you! >> okay, i'll do it, you babies! [cheers and applause] >> desi: ronny chieng, thank you! would please say something to inspire our spirits? >> it's easy! i got it, give me some music. ♪ ♪ america, i love you. if you are feeling upset, or hurt, or depressed about the turn toward fascism that your beloved homeland is taking,

jordan klepper! jordan klepper! [cheers and applause] jordan! what's coming up this week?ppy about. in fact, i spent the weekend enjoying all this beautiful summer weather! >> jon: yeah, it was unseasonably warm. it is fall. >> yes, well, that would explain the cozy smell of campfires! >> jon: that was actually wildfires, jordan. new jersey, brooklyn, from the drought. everything was pretty much a fire. >> i'm trying to be optimistic, jon! just this morning, i saw a horse and carriage ride by! actually, there was no carriage, and technically there were four horses. >> jon: you saw four horseman? >> i mean, they were hooded and floating, so it's hard to tell. >> jon: keep -- keep smiling. jordan klepper, everybody! now here it is, your "moment of zen." [cheers and applause] >> now that good he discussed, and his view, could be unraveled, right? by a second trump admini administration. oh -- okay. oh -- okay. we can't hear ♪ it seems today that all you see ♪ ♪ is violence in movies and sex on tv ♪ ♪ but where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ ♪ on which we used to rely?

gunners are backed up with debris from nearby creek, historically, the neighborhood floods david klepper age is an encroachment inspector for the contra costa county public works department. he spent the morning identifying troubled areas may remain engaged crews to address this is an inlet that collects water. >> and the water comes and then it goes out to the creek. so we're going to make sure that this is ready to go and unclog. so these pipes that have. >> biden, meanwhile, a meal and his wife, fatima are not taking any chances with this. come the he says the garage typically flood. so the couple is taking advantage of the free sandbag station. the city is offering to residents at davis park community with out. to do that to protect doesn't make a difference. yes, it lightning. of course, it's going to be an interesting couple of so it is best to be prepared in san pablo, philippe djegal, all kron. 4 news. >> now wet weather making for dangerous conditions out there on the road. our kron four's lezla gooden got a chance to ride along with the chp this afternoon in rohnert park. >> re

but first, i'm going to turn to jordan klepper for more on gaetz. >> no! >> no, no, no!.. jordan is -- he's -- he's been on vacation, baby! to the bahamas! he said to tell you he was leaving for a few days. and to never contact him, ever again. >> desi: okay, i'm not stupid. i see what's going on here. saturday night... new jersey... digging in a forest... you guys were gardening without me! >> oh, yes... >> yeah. >> yeah. >> yeah, you caught us. we're so sorry. >> but, um, if you could say that you were with us until, like, 2:45 a.m. that night, that would be great! >> desi: yeah, you got it! ronny chieng, josh johnson, and grace kuhlenschmidt, everyone. [cheers and applause] when we come back, we'll find out how to make trump work for you. so don't go away. [cheers and applause] touches of black. they say a lot without having to say much. they stand for elegance. refinement. and prestige. even a little can go a long way. and though they're darker than the darkest night. they make you see everything in a new light. get 1.9% apr for up to 60 months plus $1,000 retail bon

gunners are backed up with debris from nearby creek, historically, the neighborhood floods david klepper age is an encroachment inspector for the contra costa county public works department. he spent the morning identifying troubled areas may remain engaged crews to address this is an inlet that collects water. >> and the water comes and then it goes out to the creek. so we're going to make sure that this is ready to go and unclog. so these pipes that have. >> biden, meanwhile, a meal and his wife, fatima are not taking any chances with this will come he says the garage typically flood. so the couple is taking advantage of the free sandbag station. the city is offering to residents at davis park community with out. to do that to protect doesn't make a difference. this is loving. of course. it's going to be an interesting couple of so it is best to be prepared in san pablo, philippe djegal, all kron. 4 news. >> strong winds and rain from the storm felt in pacifica today. a couple of branches came down as a result. this storm serge crashing over the seawall onto beach boulevard. the nation

gunners are backed up with debris from nearby creek, historically, the neighborhood floods david klepperent inspector for the contra costa county public works department. he spent the morning identifying troubled areas may remain engaged crews to address this is an inlet that collects water and the water comes and then it goes out to the creek. >> so we're we're going to make sure that this is ready to go and unclog. so these pipes that widened. meanwhile, a meal and his wife, fatima are not taking any chances. i coming the he says the garage typically flood. so the couple is taking advantage of the free sandbag station. the city is offering to residents at davis park community with out to do that to protect does it make a difference? yes, to letting. of course, it's going to be an interesting couple of so it is best to be prepared in san pablo, philippe djegal, all kron. 4 news. >> 10 37 right now. and in other news, another lgbtq+ bar in the south of market neighborhood. san francisco was targeted by burglars. take a look to people caught on camera breaking into the sf eagle early mond

. >> unclog david klepper age is an encroachment inspector for the contra costa county public works department. he spent the morning identifying troubled areas for mitigation, cruz to address focusing on the rollingwood neighborhood which often floods because of nearby buildup it so that all allow the water to flow into the bay and not back up. >> john, the storm dread indoor inlet slide the neighborhood. something sarah is all too familiar with. having lived along ruling would drive for a long time. look, i have a race. chand ation in my house. no, she is not concerned much about water making it into her home. she is worried about the roadways and how the strong winds will be impact or neighbors. large pine tree hovering ominously above her backyard every year. i wait for that tree to come but >> somehow it hasn't yet. meanwhile, a meal and his are not taking any chances. the couple is taking advantage of the free sandbag station. the city is offering to residents at davis park. this cyclone coming on the trying prepare for what's to come in san pablo, philippe djegal all kron. 4 news. >> and

gunners are backed up with debris from nearby creek, historically, the neighborhood floods david klepper age is an encroachment inspector for the contra costa county public works department. he spent the morning identifying troubled areas indication cruz to address this is an inlet that collects water. >> and the water comes and then it goes out to the creek. so we're going to make sure that this is ready to go and unclog. so these pipes that have. >> biden, meanwhile, a meal and his wife fatima are not taking any chances with this come the he says the garage typically flood. so the couple is taking advantage of the free sandbag station. the city davis park community with out. to do that to protect doesn't make a difference. this is loving. of course. it's going to be an interesting couple of so it is best to be prepared in san pablo, philippe djegal, all kron. 4 news. >> right now, there are nearly 10,000 bay area customers without power. according to pg e more than 4300 customers in the south bay. nearly 3,000 customers in the north bay and more than 1300 customers in the east bay are

gunners are backed up with debris from nearby creek, historically, the neighborhood floods david klepper age is an encroachment inspector for the contra costa county public works department. he spent the morning identifying troubled areas may remain engaged crews to address this is an inlet that collects water. >> and the water comes and then it goes out to the creek. so we're going to make sure that this is ready to go and unclog. so these pipes that have. >> biden, meanwhile, a meal and his wife, fatima are not taking any chances with this come he says the garage typically flood. so the couple is taking advantage of the free sandbag station. the city is offering to residents at davis park community with out to do that to protect does it make a difference? you plenty. course. it's going to be an interesting couple of so it is best to be prepared in san pablo, philippe djegal, all kron. 4 news. >> still ahead kron morning news. wet roads constant rain makes for dangerous driving conditions across the bay. well for reporter was in the car with a chp officer. they responded several crashes

gutters are backed up with debris from nearby creek, historically, the neighborhood floods david klepper is an encroachment inspector for the contra costa county public works department. he spent the morning identifying troubled areas may remain engaged crews to address this is an inlet that collects water. >> and the water comes in and then it goes out to the creek. so where we're going to make sure that this is ready to go and unclog. so these pipes that have. >> biden, meanwhile, a meal and his wife fatima are not taking any chances. i coming he says the garage typically flood. so the couple is taking advantage of the free sandbag station. the city is offering to residents at davis park community with out. to do that to protect doesn't make a difference. yes, to letting. of course, it's going to be an interesting couple of so it is best to be prepared in san pablo, philippe djegal, all kron. 4 news. >> a massive task is underway in sonoma county has water officials a lowering this enormous rubber dam on the russian river near force bill. this is to allow the rain water to run and redu

gunners are backed up with debris from nearby creek, historically, the neighborhood floods david kleppere contra costa county public works department. he spent the morning identifying troubled areas may remain engaged crews to address this is an inlet that collects water. >> and the water comes in and then it goes out to the creek. so we're going to make sure that this is ready to go and unclog. so these pipes that have. >> biden, meanwhile, a meal and his wife fatima are not taking any chances. citizens cyclone coming he says the garage typically flood. so the couple is taking advantage of the free sandbag station. the city is offering to residents at davis park the protect does it make a difference? this is loving. of course. it's going to be an interesting couple of so it is best to be prepared in san pablo, philippe djegal, all kron. 4 news. >> 9.40, right now. we've got some other news. we're following 2 out of hillsborough where there were a number of homes that were burglarized last week. homes on ralston avenue, alberta way, ronald r drive and orange court. we're all target in th

gunners are backed up with debris from nearby creek, historically, the neighborhood floods david klepper county public works department. he spent the morning identifying troubled areas may remain engaged crews to address this is an inlet that collects water. >> and the water comes and then it goes out to the creek. so we're we're going to make sure that this is ready to go and unclog. so these pipes that have. >> biden, meanwhile, a meal and his wife, fatima are not taking any chances with this come he says the garage typically flood. so the couple is taking advantage of the free sandbag station. the city is offering to residents at davis park community with out to do that to protect does it make a difference? is loving. of course. it's going to be an interesting couple of so it is best to be prepared in san pablo, philippe djegal, all kron. 4 news. >> 8.37 right now. and in other news on the peninsula, hillsboro police are investigating a bunch of home break-ins that happened last week. holmes on ralston avenue, alberta, way rebel our drive and orange court were all hit with people gett

gunners are backed up with debris from nearby creek, historically, the neighborhood floods david klepperector for the contra costa county public works department. he spent the morning identifying troubled areas may remain engaged crews to address this is an inlet that collects water. >> and the water comes and then it goes out to the creek. so we're going to make sure that this is ready to go and unclog. so these pipes that have. >> biden, meanwhile, a meal and his wife fatima are not taking any chances. i coming the he says the garage typically flood. so the couple is taking advantage of the free sandbag station. the city is offering to residents at davis park community with out to do that to protect does it make a difference? this is loving. of course. it's going to be an interesting couple of so it is best to be prepared in san pablo, philippe djegal, all kron. 4 news. >> 6.37 on the peninsula. police are investigating a series of burglaries that happened at homes on ralston avenue, alberta way remillard drive in orange court in hillsborough. >> and it appears police say that these su

gunners are backed up with debris from nearby creek, historically, the neighborhood floods david klepperr the contra costa county public works department. he spent the morning identifying troubled areas may remain engaged crews to address this is an inlet that collects water. >> and the water comes and then it goes out to the creek. so we're going to make sure that this is ready to go and unclog. so these pipes that have. >> biden, meanwhile, a meal and his wife fatima are not taking any chances. citizens cyclone coming he says the garage typically flood. so the couple is taking advantage of the free sandbag station. the city is offering to residents at davis park community with out to do that protect does it make a difference? this is loving. of course. it's going to be an interesting couple of so it is best to be prepared in san pablo, philippe djegal, all kron. 4 news. >> 7.37, and on the peninsula. hillsboro police are investigating a bunch of home burglaries that happened last week. the homes that were hit, oran ralston avenue, alberta, way rental our drive. and orange court. and th

gutters are backed up with debris from nearby creek, historically, the neighborhood floods, david klepperspector for the contra costa county. public works department. he spent the morning identifying troubled areas indication cruz to addrehis is an inlet that collects water. >and the water comes and then it goes out to the creek. so we're going to make sure that this is ready to go and unclog. so these pipes that have. >>biden, meanwhile,l and d d d his are not taking any chances. cyclone coming through he says the garage typically flood. so the couple is taking advantage of the free sandbag station. the city is offering to residents at davis park community with the is it protects. doesn't make a difference. yes to for letting. of course, it's going to be an interesting couple of so it is best to be prepared in san pablo, philippe djegal, all kron. 4 news. >>in the north bay, preparations are in full swing kron four's terisa stasio is in santa rosa where roads are closed amid all the flooding. >>we're here in santa rosa and i'm just off of industrial drive in santa rose. you can see for y