dorothy parker invents knock-knock jokes.. >> the algonquin round table where all these famous writers and, you know, music conductors would sit around, and they decided one time at lunch that they would try to create a new form of humor. and so they all got their assignment for the week, the next meeting of the algonquin round table was to come back with a new form of humor. and so they go around the table, and dorothy parker says, i got with it, let's call it the -- she said, knock knock and somebody said who's there? and she said ether, and they said ether who, and she said ether bunny wants some eggs. [laughter] and lopez, the orchestra guy there, writes this sort of very off-color knock-knock song which is immediately banned from the radio because they're all double entendres. i wrote it for things like knock knock jokes. in fact, my favorite, william sapphire, who i knew, the late william sapphire, his favorite was knock knock -- >> who's there? >> am ril lis. >> am ril lis who? >> am ril lis agent, want to buy this pla

dorothy cochran did knock knock jokes. there's a gaunt one roundtable with the music conductors and they would sit around and they decided one time at lunch that they would try to create a new form of humor. their assignments for the week worse to come back with the new form of humor. they go-round the table and you have these goofy ideas and dorothy parker says that god it. let's call it -- she said knock knock and somebody said who's there? she said either. they said either who? she said either bunny wants some eggs. lopez then goes back and writes this very off-color knock knock song which is immediately banned from the radio because there were all these double entendre's in there. it becomes her form of humor. in fact my favorite williams software his favorite was knock knock. >> who's there? >> amaryllis. >> amaryllis to? >> amaryllis state agent. want to buy a house? [laughter] i didn't get the serious language. it's a play pen for me. >> when you knew that -- do the next addition you should have another category for

so carlos hit christina with tremendous force knocking out three of her teeth.hen dragged her to the bathroom where he sexually assaulted her and killed her with a knife. he filled the tub with water in an attempt to watch away evidence but he grabbed the sink when he tried to get help leaving behind a perfect palm print. he needed to get rid of the murder weapon so he went to the kitchen tracking his bloody footprints. he grabbed a bag of hamburger buns dumped them on the floor and on his way out he stepped on one of the buns, leaving the one piece of forensic evidence he couldn't refute. robinson murdered christina with her child inside the house. >> that little child was in that house for up to 24 hours we estimate with his dead mother in the bathtub. >> i am calling him a monster and i never forgive him. even when i die -- till the die i die i am not going to forgive him ever. >> prosecutors believe carlos was afraid his wife would end their marriage when he found out he had made a sexual advance toward christina. that's why he decided to murder her. >> robi

. >> it knocked me out of the street into the curb. >> thrown from a moped. >> i just hit the ground before i knew it. >> plummeting down a rocky canyon. >> i thought that i was going to die, for sure. >> but a miracle or a lifeline, or a good samaritan appears -- >> i just yelled out help me, help me out. >> and they make it out alive. >>> "caught on camera, cheating death." hello. i'm contessa brewer. welcome to "caught on camera." we all fear it, that one deadly moment of inattention, the simple but potentially fatal miscalculation, the sudden bolt from the blue we are helpless to avoid. in an instant, everything changes. but in the stories you will see this hour, situations that look like certain death end with a miraculous escape, or amazing rescue. in our first story, a rock climber nervously begins his first 300 foot rappel while his friend videotapes the achievement. then something goes horribly wrong. in a utah canyon, a man rappels down a towering cliff but loses control and falls 100 feet to the bottom. >> i thought for sure that my life was coming to an end. >> hey, you o

i think we got to 70 percent or so of people by, you know, leaving voicemails, emails, knocking on door, leaving fliers to make sure that what we were providing in fact was what they were asking was both affordable and could accommodate the needs of their work space. the plans as they exist today reflect the results of that survey. the work that ivi has done in terms of taking that information and extrapolating that into a floor plan we've gotten down to -- i think it was roughly 95, 97 percent of studios. we're getting square footage that was within plus or minus 10 percent of their requested space. >> okay. so i think you've answered my question. the answer is, i mean, this design is for -- in terms of, like, in my head, if we're approving something and that's what's going to be built, that's not necessarily the case if someone came to you tomorrow and said i can't afford 300, that's what i put in the survey, but i did the numbers and i can really only afford 200. that means another studio is 400 and then one is -- you know, i don't respond to that. sorry. >> it's not accurate. >> oka

you guys knock on the door. >> knock, knock, knock. >> hello. >> how are you doing.the church of jesus christ of latter day saints. >> slam. >> people say no. we don't want to force anything on them. we're here toll. people and bring them closer to their savior, jesus christ. >> let's get to work. there were more than 80,000 mormon missionaries around the world, engaged in humanitarianism. >> what are some of the strangest experiences you've had knocking on doors. >> i had a gun pulled on me once. >> did you really? >> yeah. it was pretty neat. >> did he say i don't want to hear anything, get off of my property. >> a little more colorful words but that's basically what he said. >> we asked if h e wanted a pamphlet. >> did he take a pamphlet? >> no. >> but he was a nice guy. >> that's what i would say to a guy who's holding a pistol at the door. i would say you're a nice man. i hope we don't run into anything like that today but at the same time, i know i i don't love being bothered at home. >> try to doorbell. >> there we go. maybe not home. >> okay. >> so far we're

[knock, knock, knock] >> mr. turner...how are you? how are you feeling today? today dr. sottile checks on 59 year old chris turner. serving a sentence for kidnapping and sodomy, he's also being punished for punching a nurse in the stomach. how are you doing with your arm motions? >> they seem to be a lot better now that you mention it... >> he came to us a couple of years ago with huntington's chorea. that is a genetic disease that is gradually progressive and the patient has these movements that are purposeless-he can't control his movement. and eventually, what happens is it affects his ability to swallow. and eventually, they deteriorate, they lose weight and they die. >> this unit houses 30 beds - and it's almost always full. >> mr. johnson... >> yes sir... >> how are you? >> fine,thank you sir. >> how are you doing today? in the outside world, inmate robert johnson was a heavy gambler... >> donald trump flew me all over the world - hong kong and all over... >> you have to be kidding >> oh yeah...i'm not kidding you...i his private jet. - ...until his wife cancelled

it knocked out a power line near the san antonio recreation center.ews are working to restore power. abc7 news meteorologist francis dinglasan is here with a first check on weather. >> good evening, everyone. clear skies right now. live doppler 7 hd showing us sweeping around the bay area. but there was a pretty strong sea breeze this afternoon, and that brought temperatures cooler than average. here's a beautiful view of those clear skies over san francisco and the bay. and in most locations, we were below average with the exception of oakland. the average is 67. today's high was 70. so we were 3 degrees above average. in many locations we were below average although tomorrow is the beginning of a warmup trend. i'll let you know where some areas will be 20 degrees above normal next week. ana? >> thank you so much. severe weather is tearing across the midwest tonight. a tornado touched down in missouri causing widespread damage. so far, there are no reports of injuries. here's abc news reporter michael barr. >> tornados tore through the midwest on sat

knock-knock. >> who's there? >> jimmy: pooh-pooh. >> pooh-pooh who? >> jimmy: pooh-pooh in the bathtub. my niece wrote it. she is 2 years old. and i tell you, the first, the first ten times, she told it it wasn't that funny. but the 11th time that's when it became hilarious. this is interesting. potentially helpful in an emergency situation. the fcc has just introduce aid new way to contact emergency services in certain states you can text 911. which its good, because it was such a pain calling 911. first you have to dial 9 and then 1, 1 again. it's like, uh. unfortunately, it if you texas them they won't necessarily fiend you. th -- find you. they don't have the technology to triangulate your location. uber does, the police don't. 911 text is a available in parts of 16 states now. should be accessible everywhere by the end of the year. you will be able to, either text them or instagram, a scared-faced selfie of yourself. doesn't sound like this will work. here's how a majority of conversations will go. help, there is a burger in my house. >> burger,

upton knocking freeman home and the braves blank the giants. you have to see the finish of the clipper hfs thunder game. l.a. up by seven with 47 seconds left. what could go wrong? everything. of the clippers-thunder playoff game. l.a. up seven in the final minute. they implode with an assist by the refs and replay. in okc where it looked like this game was over, 104-97 and 47 seconds left. kevin durant hits the three. the clippers miss and durant up the floor and lay itself in and now it is a two-point game. westbrook knocks it away from chris paul. he drives and loses it out of bounds. it looks like he is fouled. it clearly went off jackson, but after the replay, doc rivers is like what is going on. it gets worse. nine seconds left and westbrook for three. misses badly. they call a foul on paul. westbrook makes three free throws. the clips down one now and they turn it over as paul loses and they don't even get a shot in the final seconds as the thunder steal the game. they lead the series three games to two. and doc rivers insensed at the re

you guys knock on the door. okay. ready? >> knock, knock, knock. >> hello. >> hi. >> wonderful. we're missionaries for the church of jesus christ of latter day saints. >> slam. >> if people say no, we don't want to try to force anything on them. because we're not here to do that. >> right. >> we're really here to help other people and to bring them close to their savior, jesus christ. >> let's get to work. thank you, guys. >> there are more than 80,000 mormon missionaries around the world engaged in church service, humanitarian aid, volunteerism and proselytizing. >> what are some of the strangest experiences you've had knocking on doors? >> i had a gun pulled on me once. >> did you really? >> yeah. it was pretty neat. >> did he basically say no, i don't want to hear anything, get off my property? >> a little more colorful words, but that's pretty much what he said. i asked if we can give him a pamphlet because we like to leave people with something. >> did he take a pamphlet? >> no. he didn't. but we said thank you, sir, have a great day, and if we see you around

upton knocking freeman home and the braves blank the giants.inish of the clipper hfs thunder game. l.a. up by seven with 47 seconds left. what could go wrong? everything. ♪ ♪ thank you! thank you! dedicated bankers born to go the extra mile. you've been such a big help. it's what i like to do. so you can choose a bank where helping people comes first. chase. so you can. of the clippers-thunder playoff game. l.a. up seven in the final minute. they implode with an assist by the refs and replay. in okc where it looked like this game was over, 104-97 and 47 seconds left. kevin durant hits the three. the clippers miss and durant up the floor and lay itself in and now it is a two-point game. westbrook knocks it away from chris paul. he drives and loses it out of bounds. it looks like he is fouled. it clearly went off jackson, but after the replay, doc rivers is like what is going on. it gets worse. nine seconds left and westbrook for three. misses badly. they call a foul on paul. westbrook makes three free throws. the clips down one now and they turn

it falls apart. >> reporter: he said when customers receive knock-offs, it hurts his brand. >> we'verom consumers and we know it's not our product. >> we've talked with dozens of manufacturing clients who are dealing with three key issues counterfeit, used being sold as new and what we'll generally call consumer goods. >> reporter: he says this is about more than just one company and more than just kitchenwares. >> we have medicines for example who are expired or tampered with. >> reporter: he says part of the problem is that amazon allows many different companies to sell a brand's product, so if a counterfeiter lists an item on amazon's website, the safety checks in place aren't always strong enough to stop them from selling knock-offs to a customer, but messer says even customers who buy directly from amazon are at risk of receiving fake goods. that's because counterfeiters are sending knock-offs to amazon amazon's warehouses where they can be mixed in with real product. amazon would not give us an interview for this story but provide add statement. it reads we are constantly innov

knocks in d. gordon. puigag%wq scores, gordon again in the seventh. a dagger. dodgers first lead of the day. a blast off of jean machi. the dodgersm1z go on to win it2 your final. we'll take a brief time-out before we hit the hard woo where the nets finally take a game from the heat.

upton knocking freeman home and the braves blank the giants.to see the finish of the clipper hfs thunder game. l.a. up by seven with 47 seconds left. what could go wrong? everything. of the clippers-thunder playoff game. l.a. up seven in the final minute. they implode with an assist by the refs and replay. in okc where it looked like this game was over, 104-97 and 47 seconds left. kevin durant hits the three. the clippers miss and durant up the floor and lay itself in and now it is a two-point game. westbrook knocks it away from chris paul. he drives and loses it out of bounds. it looks like he is fouled. it clearly went off jackson, but after the replay, doc rivers is like what is going on. it gets worse. nine seconds left and westbrook for three. misses badly. they call a foul on paul. westbrook makes three free throws. the clips down one nowver as th over as th paul loses and they don't even get a shot in the final seconds as the thunder steal the game. they lead the series three games to two. and doc rivers insensed at the refs after the ga

it knocked her off. >> knocked her off of that mound and covers her.t listen, she gets a big old kick out of this. >> awesome. i got that on home video. >> this gave her a wonderful morning greeting from the ocean. >> this next one hard to watch but another fail. couple of cheerleaders doing a w basket toss. also a male. >> i got to see what happens. oh. >> and you can see his draws. it hurts. they toss him up and he does an awesome flip. i guess they forgot how to catch. he hits hard. >> he wasn't close to catching that. >> not a perfect basket toss. this guy does work on the pyramid. >> try this. let's do it again real or fake. >> a cat gives a low hello. >> a table saves the day. and dude wigs out on a ride. real or fake is next. plus get monday's buzz word for win an ipad mini. >> . >>> are you guys ready for monday fun day? it is time to check in with matt for some real or fake videos. >> let's do it again. the shout out to the guy with the killer mustache that noticed me at the giant's game. i appreciate that. >> let's hop in first video. >> woe.

hovering three or four feet off the ground, trying to stay in one spot, trying to hold on, trying not to knock him out and get this thing around his head, where eventually he's going to have to let go with both hands to get it up underneath his armpits and around him. >> this is the most dangerous moment of the whole rescue. if mccabe loses his footing now, it could be fatal. >> he would have been swept down river. whether he survived or not, i

>> i have got to tell you this one, you know those knock, knock jokes?ey're old now. >> i have got a real good one, a real funny one, go ahead, start, say it. >> knock, knock. >> who is there? >> there was only three networks, there was only one late night show, really, jack parr -- >> we just keep talking with no script. >> i know, it is agony. >> jack parr invented the late night television talk show. >> you feel confident? there is not a man in the world that can beat me. i'm as good as liberace. >> jack had had in his corner his personality. his fabulous, complex, frightening, neurotic, but in other cases, enthusiastic, informed personality. it made for great television. >> i don't have a watch either. >> has it been charming? >> here's johnny! >> johnny carson inherited "the tonight show" but he made it his own. >> it is going to be wild tonight, i can always tell. >> he hosted a nightly party. >> are you married? >> oh. >> and if his buddies came, and they started playing together you felt like what it must have felt like to go to las vegas at 3:00

this is a home the boy knocked on. was a very scary experience. >> reporter: he walks the same path to school every week day. he wasn't far from home when he saw the car with the windows shattered. he tried to notify the homeowner. he had no idea the owner was calling police. minutes later officeresses sow round -- officers surround him. he was told to get on the ground. >> they said if you move we will shoot you. so i started crying and i was scared and i didn't know what to do. >> reporter: he was handcuffed, searched and questioned and then taken to school by an officer after the misunderstanding. >> this is my only child. for him to be treated like that, that is unacceptable. unacceptable. >> police are now apologizing. >> we are sorry at the police department. >> reporter: a woman described a man shot at

a moment later, a momma bear knocked her down. she played dead. >> i just laid there in the fetal position on my left side. and then, she kind of scratched me good or bit me or tried to stay down, or however. again, i didn't even try to stand up. i didn't even try to fight back. >> and then, she says the bear left. gamboa suffered lacerations to her neck, arms, legs and a torn ear and neck injuries. she was released from the hospital yesterday. >>> now, to a health alert about measles. there have been 288 cases so far this year, the most since the virus was eliminated in the u.s. back in 2000. the biggest outbreak is among the amish in ohio. many of them were unvaccinated and got the measles during a trip to the philippines. abc's dr. richard besser says vaccination is the key. >> i talked to the cdc about this. and they're very concerned. there's two things they want everyone to do. if you're an adult and you are traveling overseas, make sure you've had at least two doses of measles vaccine. if you're unsure, get the vaccine agai

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firefighters moved in and knocked down this fire.rying to figure out how and exactly where the fire started. >> upon investigation it is determined it is located in the window and wall assembly of this front window. and it gained enough heat that it broke out the place glass window. we were able to dig into the structure and knock out the fire. we are trying to figure out if it was electrical or something exterior like a cigarette butt. >> reporter: they do have an investigator out here gathering evidence and they will figure out how it started. college avenue which here between russell and stuart which is where we are right now about a mile or so south of the uq berkeley campus had been shut down but college avenue back open this morning. live in berkeley alex savidge ktvu channel 2 news. >>> also this morning san francisco police are looking for three men responsible for a frightening incident in the marina district. our ktvu news crew was on the scene at chestnut and franklin streets just moments after this happened last night. po

. >> high voltage lines are making it tough to knock down flames. no injuries being reported now. >> good evening, thanks for joining us. i'm ama daetz. >> tonight a terrifying warning about certain risk of earthquakes >> in san francisco, very few are complying with a law designed to shore up a type of building. >> yes. soft story building have two stories over a soft or weak story like a parking area the buildings have five units. the story from a marina district hard hit in 1989. >> that is right. a lot of the buildings here have been rebuilt or retro fitted but there are thousands across the city that are still vulnerable. the city wants to hear from people who have been put on notice. >> we're adding a number of shear walls on the perimeter of the building. >> it's a project to comply with new, mandatory retro fit law, covering so-called soft story buildings. and there are thousands in this city. multi storied, wood frame buildings with a garage, large windows and openings on the ground floor. >> right now, one in four of the types of buildings

the 13-year-old from san ramone got knocked out of the competition today. >> the finals will be heldrow fight the winner receiving $33,000 in cash, and prizes. >> still to come, san francisco's scooter caper has been solved >> yes. hunter pensx teacher layoffs. and a 60 billion dollar budget deficit. that's what john perez faced when he be speaker of the california assembly. so he partnered with governor brown to pass three balanced budgets, on time. for the first time in thirty years. today, the deficits are gone and we've invested an additional 2 billion dollars in education. now john perez is running for controller to keep fighting for balanced budgets. democrat john perez for controller. >>> coming up at 6:00, the isla vista massacre. you'll hear from a pair of ucsb students that nearly lost their lives. >> and healing wounds what officials are doing after police shot and killed a man armed with a garden tool. >> from san francisco school of ballet dancers get a chance to put talents to the test. those stories and more at 6:00. >> before we go, we wanted to tell but san francisco

. >> high voltage lines are making it tough to knock down flames. no injuries being reported now. >> good evening, thanks for joining us. i'm ama daetz. >> tonight a terrifying warning about certain risk of earthquakes >> in san francisco, very few are complying with a law designed to shore up a type of building. >> yes. soft story building have two stories over a soft or weak story like a parking area the buildings have five units. the story from a marina district hard hit in 1989. >> that is right. a lot of the buildings here have been rebuilt or retro fitted but there are thousands across the city that are still vulnerable. the city wants to hear from people who have been put on notice. >> we're adding a number of shear walls on the perimeter of the building. >> it's a project to comply with new, mandatory retro fit law, covering so-called soft story buildings. and there are thousands in this city. multi storied, wood frame buildings with a garage, large windows and openings on the ground floor. >> right now, one in four of the types of buildings

knocks it in. all alone in second. they're all chasing colin montgomery. 131 yards, 9-iron. birdies the hole in route to a 68. has the lead after three rounds. >> at 6:00 p.m., landon donovan talks about not making the u.s. national team. he is not happy. hope to see you then. >> spider-man can catch thieves just like live ins, and he does windows, too. the story >>> coming up at 6:00. the very latest on the deadly shooting near uc santa barbara, including what we just learned about a bay area teen who survived the attack new hampshire details just into the newsroom. >> the dispatch calls officers made as they frantically tried to respond to the chaos and we're waiting to hear more on a news conference. we'll be having that on our web site as soon as that happens. we'll also look at another deadly incident at ucsb from more than a decade ago with eerie similarities. that's at 6:00. >>> sometimes even superheroes have to do some dirty work like washing windows, spiderman, superman, and ironman spent yesterday surprising young patients at children's hospital in spokane, washin

he would knock on the door and ask to use their phone and then overpower them. fortunately for investigators, he left crucial dna evidence behind. at lee's trial the soul survivor identified lee as the man who tried to kill her. dna from perspiration found on ms. alexander's back matched his dna profile. forensic proof he was the perpetrator. >> this is the real deal that now this lady has come to you and pointed you out. it was devastating. >> derek todd lee was convicted of first degree murder and was sentenced to death. >> the death penalty is too good for him. they should execute him a little bit at a time. rape was not enough. murder was not enough. the coroner called these murders, he heed are overkill. some of the victim's families are angry that police relied to heavily on the i writness accounts of a white male in a pick up truck and the fact that most serial killers tend to be right. >> the profile was wrong but -- it was given the force on fact and what it is is an educated guess. >> i think they were getting tons of tips. thousands of tips. i think t

the knock a hot spot down and then it jumps.a couple blocks from us homeowners are running around -- we assume they're home owner -- trying to water down anything and everything they can because at this point -- behind me and in front of me looks like the fire is out of control. >> it looks like it shifted. when looking at the wind maps from the national weather service and the rest, i don't see this shift, but i can see it with my eye us. the wind was blowing in the direction of the ridge a moment ago. now the wind is coming back and it's bringing the flames with it. there's been a wind shift. >> reporter: where we're standing the winds are relatively calm. that's the tricky part before the santa ana winds. you're in one area, they're calm. another area, there's huge gusts. there will supposed to be gusts up to 40-50 miles-per-hour today so that's what you're seeing in those areas and it is kicking the fire around, and a variety of different places. obviously making this incredibly challenging for all the firefighters out there

i was hoping that it was going to be one of these cells on the day room so i could knock them out ande. but i'm not going up in that cell. that's it. you're lucky neither one of y'all is on this tier when i just walked up in here just now. because my intention was to [ bleep ] y'all up. that was my intention to [ muted ] one of you [ muted ] up. you coward ass [ muted ]. you sick [ bleep ]. if they put me in that cell, i guarantee you the first time i walk out this mother [ bleep ] i'll knock one of you [ bleep ] out. >> we're taking you back, buddy. put a lid on it already. >> i ain't got nothing in my file that say trey no coward. trey ain't never been no coward never in his life. i done shot so many [ bleep ] it's pitiful. i can get you rundowns on everybody i done shot. >> back in his old unit, washington is given some time to cool off. >> hey! >> we upgrade his mental health status, and he's going to stay here until -- we're going to transfer him up so his mental health issues can be addressed at another prison that's set for that. >> all right, washington. >> i'm back. >>> comin

at one point here goes through a construction zone, passes the other truck up, knocks out one of the construction barrels, followed by the police, get office of i-94, off of the highway into this area which kind of looks like a residential area. that's where he caught up with another cruiser and was waiting for him to sort of pick him up. >> oh, yeah. they set up like a road block. >> the officer not injured because of that crash. the guy wasn't injured too. he was arrested at the zoscene d get this, they say six felonies, assault with a deadly weapon, intoxicated, on top of the misdemeanor from the texting and driving allegations that the guy was pulled over for in the first place. >> at some point this guy has to get help because sounds like had he has a long history of this issue and luckily he hasn't killed anybody yet. >> he was taken to the hospital after this incident but was in jail later that afternoon. no serious injuries from this guy. fortunately he didn't cause any injuries to the officers or any other people on the road. >>> you know who don't doesn't have a good sense

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a pizza parlor worker suddenly knocked out cold. we are learning about the trained fighter facing serious charges. >> >> combination of sun, clouds and breezy conditions. the best time to break outside and get >>> crews from around the bay area were deployed to help the fire crews in san diego. fire crews are on alert all across the state. ken pritchard has been talking with cal fire about whether our fire crews could be spread too thin. ken? >> reporter: for morgan hill, you could see the smoke from the fire burning near the sum. the fire has the potential to get big, but resources were there to knock it down fast despite firefighters a significant number of them and engines deployed from that area and around the bay area down south. helicopters, hand crews working in heavy smoke. air tanker drops, a big response along summit road in morgan hill from what was ultimately a very small fire. >> several small fires have gotten very large. we need to keep it to two acres. >> reporter: you can see the burned-out trees from fires that roa

and the first fireball hit me, kind of knocked me hard and dropped the hose and i reached down for the hose and i noticed skin was just pouring off my hand like wax. dang, that happened fast. >> randy and others at the facility try to extinguish the flames, but it's no use. >> i got scared. i didn't know what was going to happen. >> in less than a minute, another tank unleashes a fireball. randy's clothes ignite. >> when the second fireball hit me, threw me back maybe six, eight feet. i'm watching the flames kind of flicker up out of my shorts. >> one tank of compressed gas after another begins to explode. >> explosions were going over the top of the building. every time one of those would explode, you know, way up high over the top of the building, the heat radiant off there would just light me up. >> incredibly, randy and the three other people at the facility are all able to get out before the entire place erupts into an inferno. minutes later, dallas fire rescue arrives. >> once we got there, we weren't sure exactly what was going on or why it was happening but we knew that we had

he's willing to go over there and use drones to knock people out one after another. he's ready to sit in that room and push the kill button. he's quite willing to do it so you can't call him a passivist, michael. i don't think he likes boots on the ground in terms of bringing in soldiers and we can't get them out. >> that's a key part of it, i think. >> the other thing i would say to michael is this isn't a campaign speech. this is not some untested guy laying out the obama doctrine should he be elected. we have had six years of this president. we know what his foreign policy is. we know what his national security policies are. so, yes, i can see the hungering for a bigger vision, but we know, yeah, he likes to work multi laterally. we know he does use force when he has to. we know that he likes diplomatic solutions and he was a little hawkish on libya. i think you can wonder what exactly why we went into libya still. >> that's great on paper, but even our allies and certainly a lot of our opponents and enemies out there aren't necessarily buying the argument that yo

he is knocked face-first into the ground, the 500-pound pump crashing down on top of him. >> i was just standing there, and it just happened. the timing was just so split second. because i knew there was a man under there, i know i yelled, oh, my god. >> inside the store, jim and the other gas station employees hear the impact and laura's cries for help. >> i just heard her yell, oh, my god, he's pinned. >> jim leaps into action, but the scene outside is even more dire than he can imagine. the gas pump bursts into flames with alex trapped underneath. the fire fueled by leaking gasoline. >> and when the fire hit, knowing there was a man there, the first thing i thought of was getting that fire extinguisher. >> and when i came out, laura was headed back toward the door with the fire extinguisher and she couldn't get the pin out and handed it off to me, and the fire was starting to come up so i jumped on top of the fire and tried to knock it down the best i could to get the guy out from underneath it. i used up almost all the fire extinguisher and then put it underneath the pump and blaste

the bird knocked him to the ground. no injuries. both kind of stunned. don't see the thing coming up over the ridge of the house and then boom in your face. >> how crazy. >> the bird is like, what did i say about taking pictures of you? i did not give consent to put myself on camera. >> you would expect if this was a small animal down there, maybe a rabbit or small dog, but this is a human. >> maybe trying to protect a nest or something, trying to defend its territory, who knows. >>> the next video is a video of camels in a truck and it's kind of entertaining. ♪ >> not a scene you see every day. >> camels in a truck. >> camels in a truck. >> looks like they're kind of enjoying it. i have to say, they're like, this is nice. >> they are well behaved. >> the music is hilarious. >> like you're in a music video with a wind machine blowing their hair. >>> remember the other day i showed you the video from tasted. it was time for a food mashup from tasted. cinnamon toast crunch and reese's puffs and lasagna. >> oh, gosh. >> sounds pretty disgusting off the bat.