i got a right to know ? ? pour your little heart ? ? out to me baby ? ? you know you know ? ? i don't wanna let go ? ? every face tells a story ? ? it's hard to hide a lie ? ? every face tells a story ? ? yours is saying good bye ? ? every face tells a story ? ? it's hard to hide a lie ? ? every face tells a story ? ?? [ applause ] [ cheers ] >> hello, olivia. how are ya, sweetie? >> hey, that's great. and not only do you sing great, but you photograph like eight million dollars. >> oh, thank you, very much. >> you really do. how are ya? you haven't been with us, for what, almost two years? year and a half? >> eighteen months, i think. about. >> that's about a year and a half. [ laughter ] i'm not very quick. >> these things take me a moment to-to-to put in perspective. uh-- >> always good at math. >> i was always-- yeah, great-- where ya been? touring? uh-- >> i just finished a television special, and that's taken off, the last-- >> that's the one that comes up, this-- uh, next wednesday. >> yes. and, um, i just completed a new album, and i'm just getting ready to go on tour.

you doajt know. you don't know so a couple of parents like pedro also justin in the end they're watching to see how much red or how much u blue they're wearing. and both of them talk about hiding certain colors of clothing and for the kids -- sometimes it's like well, part-time going to have to wear red in order to get through the day. so it's not leak there wasn't sthung -- going on. you need rules and as soon as you start applying rules those they thinks are going to fall apart. why is that kid wearing red in the gang and this kid is wearing red not in the gang? and are we in a place where -- wearing red is illegal or holding your fingers in a certain way is a gang sign or is kind of a -- sufficient proof to, you know, put someone away? then comes to the second thing which is the book did you want really go into this apart from in as far as gun related gang related becomes a slair in the dead. but that it's not like if you put me in prison you keep them away frommening gas, actually, prison has a g

you know, so, you never know. i mean, you just never know.: well, if you had the shot, i mean, bad news-- trump: look, when you're 20 years old or you're 18 years old, you'd probably say absolutely, you know? levin: are you a sore loser in sports? trump: well, i don't like losing. i don't think i'm a sore loser. you know, it's interesting--if somebody else plays great or does something great, i feel much better than if i lose it. i don't want to lose it, harvey. you know that feeling. you just don't want to be the one. i've never had a drink because of my brother. levin: does it worry you that you might have that gene? does it scare you? trump: i do have a personality that maybe, you know, you'd carry me out of this room one day, ok. levin: what do you mean by that? you totaled your brand new car. nobody's hurt, but there will still be pain. it comes when your insurance company says they'll only pay three-quarters of what it takes to replace it. what are you supposed to do? drive three-quarters of a car? now if you had liberty mutual new car

you know?ook at t this. look at this. amy goodman: that dog bit you? victor puertas: yeah, the dog did it, you know? look at this. its there. its all bleeding. amy goodman: maam, your dog just bit this protester. your dog just bit that protester. are you telling the dogs to bite the protesters? protester 8: she keeps sicking them after people. amy goodman: the dog has blood in its nose and its mouth. protester 8: and shes still standing here threatening us. protester 9: you cant put the blame on your dog. youre an evil woman. protester 8: thats mistreatment against your own animal. protester 9: you cant put your blame on the [bleep] dog. youre evil. protester 8: thats mistreatment against your own animal. protester 9: you will live with that. protester 10: get the [bleep] out of here! protester 8: these people are just threatening all of us with these dogs. and she, that woman over there, she was charging, and it bit somebody right in the face. and then it charged at me and tried to bite me. an

you know? the person with the most electoral votes in the end won. so we'll certainly go back and look. i'm really proud of our team. we've -- you know, this has been a long, long road. you know, we had a candidate like none other, you know, who really -- you know, added new dynamic to the race. we had our younger, what we call our road warriors, who are out there covering these stories. >> seth: they did a fantastic job. >> and they were just amazing. and it was just -- energized the place. and you know, tuesday was our >> and you know, did we -- you know, did we fumble or did we throw a few interceptions along the way? i don't know. we'll look that, but i'm really, really proud of the work we did. >> seth: and you -- i should note, and you have the nickname, because you sat in the chair so much for breaking news, true story, your nickname is iron pants. >> yes. [ laughter ] somehow -- you wanna see? [ light laughter ] did i just do that in front of an audience? >> seth: yeah, yeah. [ laughter

if hillary's elected, you know, i don't know.hink the congress should -- of course, the congress has been so inept, at least, you know, the democrats all stick together no matter if the country goes down the tubes. but the republicans have been so inept at dealing with issues like this. i wouldn't think he would. and certainly, if mr. trump is elected, i don't think he'd last past the first day of his inauguration. liz: all right. fbi assistant director james kallstrom, thank you for joining us and thank you for your service to our cup. >> yes, ma'am. liz: hillary clinton is campaigning in ohio with basketball great lebron james in cleveland. turnout is key here. election watchers keep saying it is a really close race. the african-american vote can put a candidate over the top to win. she got support from lebron james today, and you're right, turnout is important, and the voice of lebron james, perhaps the most popular guy in the state of ohio. very clearly in her corner. he says they need to do it again and, of course, if hillar

i know. it's something else, yeah i mean, it's very -- especially if something bad were to happen. >> jimmy: no, no, no. that's not what we -- >> that's when it really you know --. >> jimmy: that's not why. >> i mean, when she becomes a a teenager. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. yeah. no, no, no. >> that's bad enough. that's going to be scary. >> jimmy: you have otis. >> otis. yeah, little two-and-a-half-year-old otis. >> jimmy: who is just a genius baby. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: he is. >> he's a musical genius. whether he wants to be or not. name? >> daisy. we have an awesome cousin, liv's cousin by birth, mine by association, named daisy. and it's a great name and i got a weird last name, you know, sudeikis. it's got a lot of syllables, you know, a lot of funky things going on there so when she suggested daisy, i was like daisy sudeikis and i was like, that's great. and then we -- then her middle name is josephine. my father's middle name is joseph. and i also have a great-grandfather named

who knows? the next secretary of state could be you. [ laughter ] one of donald trump's potential attorney generals is reportedly already working on a plan to make muslims register with the government. does anyone see a problem with that? or do you nazi? [ cheers and applause ] vice president joe biden and vice president-ele afternoon, and just to piss him off, biden told the waiter it was their anniversary. [ laughter and applause ] according to a new poll, almost 60% of americans believe donald trump should compromise with democrats. like, instead of a wall at the mexican border, maybe a beaded curtain? [ laughter ] [ applause ] into space, and this is pretty amazing. she is going to do it without a rocket ship. [ light laughter ] just take off with rage. the mayor of london said recently that if people based in the u.s. want to escape donald trump's administration, quote, "london is open." said melania, "taxi!" [ light laughter ] actress carrie fisher revealed in her new memoir that she and h

you know? and but it was -- it was this moment where i felt like, okay, anything -- you know, if -- when the world falls apart, anything could happen. exciting in a way too. >> seth: that was pretty close to when it actually did all fall apart. >> yeah, it was just -- pretty much a month later lehman brothers collapsed, et cetera, et cetera. >> seth: and that started it all. >> yeah. >> seth: and now your father, i imagine he is proud of you for writing this book. >> very. yeah. >> seth: has he read the book? >> well, seth -- [ light laughter ] so when i gave the book -- my father was very eager to read the book. when i gave it to him, i said, the book is a little bit rated r. >> seth: okay. it up, started reading, got to the first sex scene, closed the cover, and then he started reading war and peace. >> seth: really? >> yes. >> seth: that seems like he is really trying to put it off as long as possible. you know what's funny, 'cause we've had both actors and actresses on this show who have sa

you know? >> of course. >> "here the twins show how "they make friends in prison." yeah, that's good, okay. um... so we don't-- >> let me see that. i want to look at it. >> no, it'll come back to haunt us all. >> i was looking at that book this afternoon and it was very amusing. >> well, yeah, there's some funny stuff, but i just don't want to talk about it. anyway, they screwed up the first 40,000, and they they got some kind of deal. you get a rebate. i don't know, or somebody will come to your home and read it to you. i don't know. >> is this and expensive tome if i wish to purchase this? >> it's like 8 bucks, 9 bucks. we like to think of it as another "tale of two cities," johnny. >> good, good. >> but i don't want to talk about the book. [ laughter ] i've seen into the future of transportation. i've peeked into the 21st century. >> oh? >> that's right. through the aviation miracle of the airbus. that's right, the airbus. now, this is a delightful airplane. it was designed and built by the

you know? and, you know, they're seeing themselves, you know? i'm sure they have a little beef, you know? so -- [laughter] >> you'll just work through that. >> i'm going to work through it. i'm going to work through it. >> okay. let's talk about the title of the book, "born bright." i mean, you're claiming that, you're owning that you were born bright. >> well, yes. i mean, so like the title, when i came up -- when i was thinking about the title, i wanted something that i believed to be true and the fact that, you know, i believe that we are all born bright. it's the things that happen to t us along the way that kind of dim our light. and then some of us, you know, learn to reignite ourselves. and so i really wanted that to be true and have that conversation about what makes people go dark. what makes young girls go dark. and then got a lot of pushback about who do you think you are to label, you know, because they -- it was literal. who do you think you are to say you were born bright, you know? and i was like, you know, give me a break, you kn

i don't know! i don't even know. i don't know -- [ light laughter ] i don't know. >> jimmy: who's got the most? kimberly, you got the most. >> she's slowly turning into dolly parton. [ laughter ] right? >> jimmy: well, i'm slowly turning into george clinton. who was it? >> who was that? >> it's me. >> jimmy: it is you! we got it right. [ cheers and applause ] can you give us a taste? yeoseot, ilgop, yeodeol, ahop, yeol! >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. ?? [ cheers and applause ] i mean, not bad. >> with a georgia drawl. >> jimmy: with a georgia drawl. yeah. >> my husband and little girl take karate, so that's how i know. >> jimmy: aw, that's so cute. come on. all right, this is the last one here. and i -- you got off so easy. oh my gosh. >> okay. "i can do a mean michael mcdonald impression." >> jimmy: it's one of you guys. wait. i think we know who. i think we know what -- [ laughter ] all right, stop, stop! >> i feel like i was being set up for that one. oh, my -- >> do it. >> jimmy: well, you must know that yeah -- wait. >>

i don't know man, i'm pretty good. i don't know like -- i don't know. i'm good. i'm definitely not the chef that's on television in the kitchen, right. like, there's definitely two -- like, when i do the how to videi' like being funny and like, some fans take that to the hundredth degree and like, they'll come in the restaurant and be like, what the [ bleep ] is up. what's going on, matty? and they want to like throw a beer, i'm like, this is a restaurant. i don't know like, why you think like, i'm like that all the time. or i met a guy at the shoe store, dude was like i can't believe like how like you're really quiet. i'm like, i'm by myself looking for a pair of shoes. do you think i'm just like going to walk around and like punch someone in the back of the head or like, what's your [ bleep ] expectation of me? ? professional chef, 2005/2006, you know i had about a 10 year span of being a psychopath. my personality is very high energy and i used to drink a lot. i used to do a lot of drugs. i loved partying. i loved cooking. i would go to other peoples restauran

and i thought, "he won't know the money. "he won't know anything." so i went up to the door, and he opened the door, and he was standing there in his shorts, and mrs. smith was lying in a certain position out in the back there. [ laughter ] and he said-- >> that's the american >> and i said, "here's your coffee, sir." he says, "how much is that?" i said, "ten shillings." and he said, "ten shillings?" and it was the first time i heard the word. i didn't know what it meant. he said, "ten shillings "for a pot of coffee?" and he went... [ claps ] straight on my nose. and i went downstairs and quit. [ laughter ] >> you're no fun at all! >> i was up for a job, and i had a great, big, swollen nose, and i couldn't do the job so i was out of work again. >> was this when you were-- >> it was when i was an actor and couldn't get any work. >> what was the first work you got? >> the first work i got was as an assistant stage manager in a little company. and one night, they gave me a part. you know, actors always say, if only they'd give me a part, i know i can be

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don't you know any new ones? yeah, i know some new ones. as a matter of fact, i got one i just made up, right for you. how come indians always get rooms at hotels? because they've all got reservations. you should have made up the punch line, too. now you answer me one. okay. what's black and white and red all over? a zebra with ketchup. i ain't never heard that one before. how could you? i just made it up. all right, thelma, i want another king. michael, i think you do have these checkers marked. no, i don't. yes, you do. ain't no way in the world... wouldn't you rather go over and watch them play checkers? might as well. nothing's happening over here. well? how did it go? he grandchildren. [ both laugh ] now, you remember to keep quiet while thelma and michael concentrate, okay? larry, you know anything about checkers? yeah, they always add up your food wrong in the supermarket. and as for this game, i know enough to know that thelma won't win if she keeps on playing like that. oh, really? yeah, you should have moved that man in there. tha

'cause, well, obviously we know you're a talk show host. we know you're an author. you have a new fashion line. that's very exciting. >> yeah on hsn. >> seth: okay. >> a little something it's called the wendy -- >> seth: you seem like you're underplaying it. >> well, i mean, you know, it's doing very well. >> seth: that's great. what kind of stuff is it? >> um, outerwear. dresses and shoes. and it's doing very wonderful. and i have been there for almost two years now, and next time i yes. >> seth: yeah, of course. any time any of my friends have a fashion line, i acknowledge it. [ laughter ] >> well, let me tell you something, between doing that talk show, taking care of my family, and sitting at that sewing machine -- >> seth: oh, yeah, 'cause that's -- >> making stuff. >> seth: 'cause you make every piece by yourself, right? >> honey, let me tell you something. [ laughter ] what a mess. >> seth: whatever you're sewing, you cobble the shoes. is that correct? >> yes. yes, seth. >> seth: yeah, people don't know that. but you are, you are a long time cobbler. [ light

should i know? maybe i shouldn't know. [ laughter ] swear to god, it's a love letter. she's like, i'm not up to this. >> jimmy: cher sounds like benji from "the howard stern show." [ laughter ] these are some of the working titles originally. first title, "i'm not kathie lee gifford: the story of a woman who was not kathie lee gifford jooncht i feel that was very moving. >> a nod to your career in primetime television, "suddenly boozing." >> four years on nbc. >> jimmy: "kath-22." >> there's always a catch. >> jimmy: this is a good one, "make america gay again." [ cheers and applause ] finally, i don't know w is. i hope to see this actually get made one day. [ laughter ] >> that's the real me. >> jimmy: well, kathy, the book is a lot of fun. it's wonderful to see you. we'll give everyone in the audience these haunting kathy heads. [ cheers and applause ] go online, i don't know how to do it, but -- kathy griffin, "celebrity run-ins" comes out the "l.a. times" ideas exchange november 28th at the wiltern theater. we'll be right back with jacob tremblay. [ cheers and appl

i know. i know. i know, i know, i know.i guess in one week, we'll know if donald trump is our next president or if hillary clinton rigged the election. so that's what we'll know, one of the t.wo [ cheers and applause ] did you see there's a memo from a veteran spy that says vladimir putin has been supporting donald trump for five years. after hearing this, trump said -- [ trump impression ] oh my god, i forgot it was our anniversary. [ laughter ] what do you get for five? is it crystal? i hope it's not china. [ laughter and applause ] let's get to some sports. right now, all eyes are on cleveland for the indians and the cubs in the world series. [ cheers and applause ] how exciting. how exciting is that? but there's another notable team in town, the cleveland browns. they're the only team in the nfl that hasn't won a single game all season. after eight straight losses, they decided to shake up their playbook, yeah. and we got a hold of it. >> steve: are you serious? >> jimmy: some of the new plays, yeah. check these out. fi

but i gotta go to work, you know. hard to keep a band together. >> it is. >> rose: they develop different ideas. >> it's a family and it's very difficult when you have marriages and kids and life goes on. >> rose: but the story i hear, and you would know more about this, is that, you know, nick and keith are always in conflict or competition. i don't know who it is that most wants to go on tour, but they get it together. >> i don't -- >> rose: and they do it. don't have the pleasure of knowing those gentlemen. i gotta tell ya, i would love to sit in a room with mick jagger. >> rose: what would the conversation be about? ( laughter ) what would you want to know? >> well, here's the first question, when in god's name are you going to quit so at least i know where the end zone is? let me just start this conversation light. ( laughter ) just give me a at a and a date so i know where the end zone is, then the rest of it. but how does he do it and how has he done it for so long and how has he kept it together? they are, wit

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know, i know. i love it. i don't know. oh, this is pretty cool.erican astronaut peggy whitson is now the oldest woman to go to space. [ cheers and applause ] right before lift off, she turned to the astronaut next to her and said, "is this the bus to atlantic city?" [ laughter and applause ] this is pretty amazing. archaeologists studying mayan pyramids in mexico just discovered a small pyramid, that's inside a second pyramid, which is actually inside a a third pyramid. yeah, it's being called the biggest pyramid scheme since trump university. >> steve: really? [ laughter and applause ] ho! hey! >> jimmy: finally, guys, at the end of every show, i always run through the audience and say hi to everybody, i give high fives and say thanks for being here because i do love you so much. [ cheers and applause ] well, a bunch of people on twitter pointed out that a few nights ago i apparently botched a high five with a guy in the audience. [ laughter ] it happens. take a look. he's right there in the front there. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >>

you know? >> i like -- >> you don't want your outfits to be fighting. >> that's what i said. >> this is what chrissy teigen wore and i don't know how she kept it -- >> oh, my word! >> shall we say, we had 50 mile-an-hour wind -- you know, maybe it was a windless day in doesn't she? >> yeah, but you better hope -- >> how do you walk in that? >> carefully. >> uh-huh. >> all right. so looks like oprah went home for the thanksgiving holiday. shared pictures from a house in milwaukee. we don't know why. >> this is our favorite thing. there's one where one she was sleeping on a mattress. it looks like. with two kids. this is captioned, you know you're home when there's a pallet on the floor, men are making breakfast and jesus is watching from the wall. #milwaukee. >> that's a good thanksgiving. >> got to love that. >> drew barrymore posted a group selfie that had people playing "spot the celebrity." see if anyone else is famous besides her. >> drew. >> i see cameron diaz. >> nicole richie. on the rig

you know, as phil says, we'll know more. in about a third of these cases, anderson, of these lone-wolf attacks, we see some kind of history of mental instability. now we have no evidence of that yet, but that's something certainly investigators would looking at. >> phil, you hear -- shimon saying, well, his mom said he had trouble at school. plenty of people have trouble at school. >> that's right. >> you know, things like driving a car into a crowd, that's something that isis and other groups have encouraged people to do. what does it tell you, i mean, if -- is this a sign of isis' strength or weakness or, i mean, assuming he's in some way trying to follow some sort of direction of jihadists? >> i look at this and say, you know, i'm talking to my family, for example, is this an indicator, as you're saying, that isis is on the rise? 2 1/2 years ago we saw this sort of fireball of isis moving across the sky, gobbling up territory in iraq, talking to americans, to british, to europeans to come join the caliphate. >> we saw peo

do you know our history? you know, this is -- and we also have to caution ourselves to the complexity of that history that i thought donald trump disqualified himself at numerous points, but there is now this idea that anyone who voted for him has to be defined by the worst of his rhetoric, and i think it's a big mistake and i think that our relationship status with our own worst impulses is complicated, and you have to remember, who is the most progressive president maybe in our history? roosevelt. franklifranklin delano roosevelo interned asian-americans during world war ii. so we are a complicated and real people. i know -- the hardest thing for me during this election was the disconnect i had between watching the rallies, which i think animates generally because it's a rally the wisdom of crowds is never particularly moderate, but to see "lock her up" and shouting at the media and terrible things that happened and his inability to in any way tamp that down and in some cases inspire it, to view that with m

and i said, i don't know. maybe, you know, maybe $20. something like that, i don't know. he said, would you give me $10 for this dental mirror? [ laughter ] and i was, like, no, i don't see where i would need that. it looks quite used, you know, so, no. >> jimmy: it wasn't sterile, yeah. >> exactly, sterile. had it been sterile, $10, yes. >> jimmy: you're too approachable. did people come up a lot and >> well, here it happens to me. just last night i got here, and i got off the plane, and i was -- i wanted to stretch my legs, took a walk around the holt. hotel. again, totally empty. nobody walking. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> i'm alone, i think. and then suddenly i hear a noise, a guy runs up to me, he said i'm so glad i ran into you. i wanted to tell you this. my sister built your kitchen cabinets. >> jimmy: what? >> i just always wanted you to know that, she said it was a hard job, she was trying to make them so the kids wouldn't -- couldn't get in to get a sharp knife out of it. i just wanted you to know that." [ laughter ] >> i said, thank you, the cabinets are beautifu

you don't know? w-well...of course i know. it's just a simple, um, metaphorical approach to saying that, uh... movies only simulate reality, while cartoons, by virtue of their being so totally unreal, create their own level of reality, so, therefore, ergo, it only follows that all that which is real oh! those are real. oh, that's brilliant! reality is direct personal experience. mindy, i had no idea that your husband was so perceptive about our media. neither did i. i want more, though. i'm still hungry. of course... you're still hungry. unfulfilled. you got it. you are still hungry because tv menus are limited these days, which is why people are hungry for knowledge and exchange of ideas. right, mindy? right, and it's up to our programming to be able to relay to the public information that will help feed that hunger. like a talk show. what a great idea. something really different. i will call it "wake" -- no, i will call it -- finally. something good. oh, it is. gosh, i love this business. now all i need is the perfect host t

now i don't know how it affects you folks, but the, you know, the freeway really drives me crazy. i get so mixed up with the sign. now i've been to palm springs i can't tell you how many times and yet every time i go i get lost. to palm springs and all of a sudden i got on the wrong lane, i found myself in pasadena. then i left pasadena got on another lane, i was in anaheim. then i went on another-- this went on and on. i was on the way 7 hours and i still didn't get to palm springs. finally there was a car driving up alongside of me and there was a fella in it and his wife and two of their kids, you see, and i turned to him, i said, "pardon me, is this the freeway to palm springs? he says, "you're lost?" he says, "we're still on our honeymoon." (audience laughing) of course i though he was, you know, being a smart aleck and everything until i saw his car drive up in front me and i saw it had a 1952 license plate on it. (audience laughing) - say, boss. - oh. - oh. (audience applauding) - yes? - excuse me for interrupting, but that television reporter has to leave. - oh, the one wh

you know, all this stuff is so important, you know, for us, you know, to know about and we can enjoy and participate. damian: what's the ultimate goal or mission, if you will, of this? valorie: it's to really keep people engaged, and healthy, and independent as much as possible. most of us want to live in our communities until we die, but sometimes you need assistance to keep doing that, and so, instead of going to an institution. so, it's really about keeping people healthy, engaged, and really tapping into their potential. as we get older, sometimes people think, "it's all downhill." it's not. it's actually, there's a lot of research that's proving that we actually grow more creative as we age. and so, we wanna help people enjoy that part of their life as much as possible. damian: i would imagine that there's also some comfort knowing that you're needed there. you're classes are needed there. olinda: definitely. we have tai chi, you know, we have yoga. damian: you can tell the excitement. olinda: it is wonderful. it is wonderful. i tell you, i wish more people would come over and j

>> i don't know. they haven't let me know yet, and i asked them. i'm like, you know -- yeah. can i maybe be doing anything? but, no. they let you know everything at the last second. i think purposely. righ >> we love you, by the way. >> we love you. >> i love you guys. >> thank you for coming to see us. >> you were a childhood star. >> thank you. >> what your children want you to know but are not going to tell you. >> don't let the title fool you. she's quite sane -- we hope. >> starring rachel bloom stops ?? make fit happen! fit me matte + poreless foundation from maybelline new york. beyond matching skin tone... fits skin's texture. blurs pores. now, in more shades than ever! ybmaelline's fit me make it happen you live a portable life. new dannon oikos nonfat yogurt drink fits right in it. with 10 grams of protein... and zero added sugar, zero artificial sweeteners, zero fat. to help keep you going. new oikos yogurt drink. be unstoppably you. ? everything your family touches sticks with them. make sure the germs they bring home don't stick around. use clorox disinfecting pr

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we don't know. we don't know. we can speculate, but we're not sure. because t something this cataclysmic, it is the fog of war. but rumors are swirling that brad had an affair with french actress marion cotillard. ( crowd reacts ) yeah oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. so we could soon be looking at mariad brotillitt. ( laughter ) speaking of bickering couples, are you guys ready for this monday's presidential debate? ( cheers and applause ) i'm not entirely sure if those well, i just want to let you know "the late show" will be coming to you live on monday right after the debates. join us, won't you? ( applause ) because just like the debates, nothing about my show will be fact checked. so please join me with my guest, queen elizabeth ii! it's going to be good. and i think it was just yesterday, just yesterday, moderator lester holt announced the topics of the debate: which by the way, are also the least-popular scents at yankee candle. i've got to say, those are some pretty general topics. leave something for the moderators coming after you, lester! it's like y

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you know that. i'm saying something that average, normal people would listen to and say, it doesn't seem right that she made $250 million a few years after leaving public office. it's bizarre. >> final question, if donald trump wins, are you going to >> no one is talking about that, george. i'm running the party, and i love the job. >> reince priebus, thanks for joining us this morning. >> thank you, sir. >>> you've heard from both parties. next we turn to the battlegrounds. martha raddatz on the trailith voters. the latest forecast from nate silver of fivethirtyeight. and expert analysis from our "powerhouse roundtable." >> announcer: "this week with george stephanopoulos" is brought to you by pfizer. ? before it became a medicine, it was an idea. a wild "what-if." entists went to work. they examined 87 different protein structures and worked for 12 long years. there were thousands of patient volunteers and the hope of millions. and so after it became a medicine, someone who couldn't be cured, coul

you just sort of wonder, is that where, you know, did all the -- we don't know, we will never know. you know, but it is a plausible theory. some of the little quirky things, like, one of the questions they asked is, should the next president -- and they gave three options -- continue barack obama's policies? a second option, change to more conservative policies? and the third was change to more liberal policies? 28% said continue obama's policies, and clinton won them 91-5. 48% said change to more conservative policies. not surprising, donald trump won them by 83-13. but 17% said change to more liberal policies than obama had, and trump won 23% of those people, 70-23. so, you know, you sort of look at that and you say, what is going on? [laughter] mr. cook: i mean, and sort of similar to that, question -- do you think the 2010 health care law, also known as obamacare, went too far? 47% said went too far, and trump got 83% of that vote. "was about right" was 18%, and trump got 10% of that. not surprising. but what about the 30% that thought that obamacare did not go far enough? trump

it's also -- you know, going in not knowing the show, and not knowing what could happen i just loved it immediately, right off the bat. and it's like kind of like a a comfort food. >> it's a classic sitcom. i love the four-camera shoots, and i love the old shows that just made me feel like, you know, with a song in the beginning, and then just go into it. >> jimmy: and it looks like you're having fun. >> it is. >> jimmy: please, can't we just it's with sandler, with ray romano. they were great. ah, we've had a bunch of guys. and it's just so much fun. we got -- i got billy joel coming up, man. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's gonna be on the show? >> yeah. i'm not supposed to say anything. but, i don't care. >> jimmy: all right, he doesn't care. oh, wow, oh my god. >> yeah, he's awesome. >> jimmy: he's the greatest. >> yo, he loves you by the way. >> jimmy: well i know, i love him, too. oh, man and then you have the -- netflix movie as well. this is called, "the true memoirs of an international assassin." >> jimmy: i love it. >> i know, i play -- >> jimmy: i love it. i'm in alr

i know what i know. that guy was one of them black-power mau-maus armed to the teeth. come on, arch, he wasn't armed. he was armed. he had a knife a foot long. it was as sharp as a razor. you're lying. i ain't lying. i know what i seen, and i can also see right inside them guys. i know what i'm talking about, but what's the sense in talking to you? you don't believe nothing i say. you don't believe nothing unless you read it you're the one who's wrong. you're wrong about everything that happened tonight. i ain't wrong! shh! i was just like a perfect gentleman. i opened up that door, and that colored guy walked in and stepped all over me. hey, what you trying to do, man, freeze a dude to death out here? oh, no, i'm sorry. i know it gets cold out there on the stoop. come right in. please, come right in. uh, now, let me see, gentlemen, what do you mean, 6:30? it's 10 after 6. you're trying to do us out of 20 minutes' time. no, no, i beg your pardon. my watch is fast. oh, sure. you hear that, jackie? they're all alike. all trying to get something for nothing. well, he gets

yeah, even bill clinton was like, you know, i don't know, you just can't trust these clintons. said. and now they say there was nothing? it's almost like you have been planning the wedding of your dreams and then the week before the wedding, the bestman says yo, bro, i found some messages, your fiance might be cheating on you, and a few days later he is like bro, you know those messages, nothing there. and now america's like what? what are you talking about? i [bleep] someone else! i [bleep]-- i [bleep] some random dude with an orange bush. what have you done! what have you done! (laughter) so this is good flus for hillary but as you might expect, trump is not happy with the idea of a woman getting off. >> they're totally rigged system. have i been saying that for a long time. you can't review 650,000 new emails in a eight days, you can't do it, folks. >> trevor: you know what, i will say this. donald trump has a point it is humanly impossible to review 650,000 emails in eight days. there are so many words. you would need like a super smart robot brain that could like read and

you know, it's not gonna be us. sergeant gaxiola says alcohol tends to be a bigger problem in the fall when the freshmen are adjusting to less supervision and more freedom. according to the 2015 results of sjsu's alcohol edu. survey, 13% of students who drink are considered heavy drinkers. just sounds anxiety at first, right? which is why everyone likes it. shuts down your inhibitions, but then it's gonna go on and go on and shut down your vital functions like breathing. when we come back we'll take a look at ways to fight alcohol abuse. showing how college campuses can encourage practical skills to help keep our students safe. [music] [music] welcome back. we've seen how alcohol abuse can present itself on college campuses. but with the help of faculty and the administration, some practical steps are being taken at san jose state and you can see the work in progress, especially at the wellness center. adrianne manseau continues our coverage. tailgating is a tradition on college campuses. but one way to fight alcoho

i know. >> seth: i know. oh, no, i'm never going to get it on you. >> little ginger. >> seth: okay. >> it's really spicy, chile powder. >> seth: oh, that's -- i love it. >> little heat. >> seth: okay. >> cloves. >> seth: cloves. >> little dark thing. salt and pepper. >> seth: now i'm doing more than jeffrey's ever done, right? [ laughter ] >> ever. that's right. >> seth: i've seen jeffrey. >> he pours water in the coffee maker. that's it. >> seth: that's right, he makes coffee. he makes good coffee. is coffee an important part of your day? >> very important. can't start the day without it. >> seth: all right, great. >> okay, and then two cups of pecans go right in. >> seth: okay, and then do i keep whisking? no, the whisk goes away. >> no, you kind of toss them together this way. okay, the whisk goes right in the middle of that cheese platter. [ laughter ] that's what jeffrey does with things he doesn't like. >> seth: exactly. >> okay, and that goes on a sheet pan. >> seth: okay. >> and we're going to bake th

i don't know. she'd get me angry, you know. she'd make me stay when i didn't want to. sometimes i didn't mind, but sometimes i had work to do at the other apartments i work for. did you take anything from miss dabrowski's apartment friday? - no, i-i don't recall. - her boyfriend said you took something. well, even if i did, i didn't have anything to do with murdering her. mildred, have you or your husband ever been in trouble with the law? - my husband. - stanley. did he ever have to do with miss dabrowski? a few times, as i recall. how would that happen? i don't know. she'd accuse me of taking something, and stanley'd go over there to straighten it out. - trying to keep your job. - yeah. i don't recall. i didn't do it. that was missing? you're gonna have to talk to him about that. but it was the other one that was more likely to do it. the boyfriend was more likely to have killed her? you know your husband's got a record for assault, right, mildred? - got a warrant out for his arrest. - no. - you

it could, you know. if i don't change my mind, meet someone new, and marry anyone else. - oh well, when you put it like that it certainly is a definite possibility. - so you see, that's why i have to make exactly the right impression. not too old. not too young. too young. - too young. - right, but only chronologically. a girl can be a lot older mentally than she is chronologically. (carn horn) - della mae. - and a girl can be a lot younger mentally than she is chronologically. - i'm glad we can end this discussion on a note of agreement. - all we agreed about is della mae. don't any of your smart students ever get crushes on you? (audience laughter) - didn't really need her after. it's a passing grade. why don't you let me give you a lift, and then you can concentrate on other things instead of driving. - well, thanks della mae, but i'll need my car later, but if you'd really like to give someone a lift, gidget has a luncheon date at the beverly terrace hotel. - oh well, i'd be glad to. at your service,