koala chlamydia! what a sweet disease! oh, he gave you koala chlamydia? you better keep him, girl!ian officials are using s.t.d.s against invasive species like carp. >> estimated a staged release of a carp herpes virus will kill at least 70% of the pest fish in what the federal government has dubbed a "carpageddon." >> trevor: "carpageddon"? they're planning to kill the fish with herpes! this really doesn't sound like a good idea. it's like the movie where a scientist has a brilliant idea but creates supersharks that fly and gives you genital warts or something. (laughter) australia's plan is to give the carp herpes. who has to (bleep) a fish? (applause) ah, jerry, word around the office... well, there's no way to delicately say this -- paula in accounting said you had a certain, uh, condition and, uh, well, uh, here's a carp and, uh, and a c.d. and we'll leave you two alone for a bit. (laughter) this carp invasion may sound like a small problem but it's got a lot of australians in government worked up. >> we are disgusted with these mud-sucking creatures! we don't have to deal wit