. >> kodos: you and your stupid makeup. we missed halloween! d'oh! (tires screeching) (grunts) ooh!s) chalmers: ah, ah, ah. i'd like to welcome all of the principals from the springfield school district, including skin-ner! wein-berg! sack-ett! and gwendolyn hertz-feld-mastroantonio! we are here for the annual dance of the lemons, where each of you gets to trade your worst teacher to another school. the union's happy, the parents are placated, and only the children suffer. (over video, whispering): chalmskinn. behold your lemons! sociopathic child haters who are only teachers

(kang and kodos laughing) this has been a bad week, even for you, simpson. concrete in the sandbox?preading the rumor that today's lunch would be served by a naked lady. move it! boobs! boobs! i want to see boobs in the soup! there is no naked lunch lady! bart made it up! yes, yes, i-i knew that. there's no hope for you, simpson. you'll be locked in detention until you graduate to the penal system. (laughing) penal. stop laughing! i said "penal," not "penile." (laughs) penile.