that is koko the silverback gorilla. when she saw me, the blue-eyed simian, she was intrigued. she said to her trainer-- and i went, "what does that mean?" "she wants you to tickle her." okay, i tickle her. "ho, ho, ho!" okay, and then she goes... "what does that mean?" "she wants you to lift your shirt." i lift my shirt. she reaches out and grabs both my nipples. then a fun thing happened because my ... went, "somebody wants to play! should we go to phase two?" "no, do not go to phase two! i repeat, do not go to liftoff! this may feel like a human, but notice the placement of the thumbs. this is not a human! warning, warning!" but part of me went, "could be fun." (announcer) we all knew robin williams, and we all loved him, but now, you'll see robin like you've never seen him before. (robin williams) we look like a before and after commercial. "hi, thanks to this incredible implant, you can become tom cruise." (announcer) you'll go where he goes. from carson, to leno. remember when w used to call himself a compassionate conservative? and i always thought, weird combination, it