. ♪ girls like fabio, foreign land spices, fabio, komodo. old spices.d spice whistle ] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. thank you very much. nation, it's no secret. i've said it on this show many times. i am an avid watcher of the "today show." i watch it just to find out what day it is. turns out it's today. they always get that right. but earlier this week, folks, i saw a segment that shook my faith in breakfast news. ivan. >> this morning we're kicking off a special series, breast obsessed in america. >> there are so many words for these, tah-tahs, puppies, rack. >> stephen: the rack? i am disappointed. this is the kind of filth i expect from charles osgood. this breast obsessed in mesh series is a blatant pabdzering dressed up like news. look at nbc's evidence that america is breast crazy. >> how much are breasts on the human mind? a quick google search for them paired with boobs and a slang word starting with the turns up almost a billion hits, more than four times the yield for a search on the brain. >> stephen: almost nobody is looking up bra