watched will entrust. to me he trusted you, but i konstantin lvovich promised me a program onre he kept his promise. tell me, did you watch vadik, honestly, i watched a couple of programs out of the corner of my eye. magnificent , addressing all tv viewers, please, together with the kids. sit down and watch, uh episodes of the show, uh, fantastic on the big screen with good sound, to make the music loud, because it's an incredible dance number of interweaving technology. and what is the most interesting and costumes are the main costumes. i'm vadik, i've seen these the costumes are crazy. i was just preparing a gift for you that you might need. yes , this is for such a hat. try thank you, i know that mitya hats are knitted, the truth is here. here, there is no price tag yet. i'm kidding of course. yes, of course, you will look like this, is this the heart of a lottery or some kind of pawn. well, you yourself please choose, theme horse why the horse is a winter horse, but i'm naked i like to neigh, so i came there, i'm a chess horse. and you can shoot already. yes? yes, or that

dima doesn't it bother you that konstantin lvovich works in a bank.e same post. friends, you just don’t think anything bad about nyagan really. we have a lot of smart people there. intelligent and educated people, and on the first channel we show, think about it. northerners, well, here we are, love me, love me. so friends we saw heard five greetings in today's game, the teams go on stage. now your greetings will be evaluated by our jury. ask. so, my friends, five points, the maximum for the performance in this competition is a greeting from the northerners, nyagan 4:4. all judges have four shafts. greeting kolosok, mikhailovsk 4 4 4 5 team nuclear team 4 5 5 4 4 team flash royale 4.55 and team ip bondarev nadym four four five five average score for the northerners greeting contest 4 points exactly a spikelet 4.2 points ip bondarev 4.4 points nuclear team 4.4 points royal flush 4.8 points award-winning chefs and recognized culinary masters take off their hats after testing maheev products and congratulations on being awarded an excellent machia course

through the wet, but he messed up the performance almost trained in the state fence i korochkin konstantin lvovichou want to do konstantin well, what kind of move do you know? how many pluses is a food coupon at the canteen, a discount at a red light, can you cross the road? there is always a choice. konstantin, for example, you write a chastukh after two months, the court receives your three-ruble note by overearned labor and goes to the perm sanatorium. well, maybe somewhere else or well done. now the number remember the piece of paper eat. on you remind, what will happen if not, then free for coupons, next week, come to the red light. you can already come today. slaughterhouse, yes, i'm listening, let's get out of here. are you back already? come to me, yes, i'll come right now. do not thank quickly that there are no detainees? but there are no detainees, good samaritan. brought, says, found on the street and immediately to us to perform civic duty. yes yes. okay, you know better what happened to the robbery at the bank. well, nothing yet zoya zhora and the grasshopper. they are still working t

oh, what did i say, konstantin lvovich, forgive me.e predators. dear members of the jury. i died two years ago. and still playing kvn my wife and i agreed that we will have a baby only when i get one-fourth above the league, she is now in her thirty-seventh month and pregnant. dear members of the jury. take me to the next stage. honestly, you will not regret it, because in kvn i am the master of the ocean thank you we thank the government of moscow for their help in organizing the games kvn and we have, uh, the next team is a team from kuzbass, we meet a green suitcase. welcome to the big tv now on this stage will be the team that brought you a whole suitcase of absurd humor. and now you will discover it for yourself. great. and what is this guy with a strange short arm? what don't you know? this is the best actor of our team about the actor, and you play me a sexy woman, why a woman and i say what i want . so guys, we don’t think about that, we need to win the game calmly, my grandmother sorceress brews a potion. good luck. so rat tai

konstantin lvovich you know, and the world is transforming, kvn is transforming, it is unlikely thatort, and this season there will be a big transformation. i am today i saw one team as the result of this transformation. so i would even say that today you are not a royal flush, ace poker. thank you now for the musical homework, i ask the northerners for a maximum of five points. 4 4 5 team spikelet three four atomic team 4 5 4 4 team flash royale 4-5555 and team ip bondarev four five five five what do we get as a result of the game spikelet 8.8 points? northerners 9.1 points atomic team 9.5 points ip bondarev 9.8 points royal flush 10.6 points the kvn team won this game flush royal rostov and two more teams also go to the quarterfinals - the kvn team ip bondarev and the kvn team nuclear team dear friends tinkoff bank gives the winning team a tinkoff black card in the amount of 200,000 rubles. the tinkoff black card is a cashback for real money purchases, interest on the account balance and a convenient application. well, dear friends, thank you teams. thanks to everyone who came. her

and now, when it became clear what kind of project konstantin lvovich promised, we are not going to standpresent you personally with the diploma of the best host of kvn wait, alim alexander vasilievich will not be offended for what. well, we are not personally, but through vadim we transmit. vadim only personally in the hands okay, from the debut of you. well, i would like to finish with the words of alexander vasilyevich. i want the peninsula to go to the quarterfinals, perhaps he didn’t say it in this sequence, but all these words were definitely the kvn team peninsula. thank you , the first contest is over, the welcome contest, and i invite the participants of the game to the stage. i will ask the jury to put down their marks. i remind you that the maximum for the greeting contest is five points , the city of n chelyabinsk five five five five five four five points chulym table five five five five five four five lyosh there are fives in fact. well , it worked. all judges 5 points ivan ivanov five five four, four five kvn team peninsula five five five five five four five five dear editor