koothrappali: you know what would be great? let's do it like the old days.s, junk food... turn off our phones so our moms can't call. it would be like our world of warcraft a few years ago when the neighbors called the cops on us. (both chuckle) they called the cops because of the smell. they thought we were dead.

koothrappali: ooh... she's standing very close to me. oh, my, she does smell good. if someone comes into your house at night, you shoot. okay? and you don't shoot to wound. i mean, all right, my sister shot her husband, but it was an accident, they were drunk. wait, what was i saying? she's so chatty. maybe my parents are right. maybe i'd be better off with an indian girl. we'd have the same cultural background and my wife could sing to my children the same lullabies my mother sang to me. it's obvious that they meant well, but i'm just... i'm having a really rough time. like i said, i broke up with my boyfriend and... i mean, just because most of the men i've known in my life happen to be jerks, doesn't mean i should just assume leonard and sheldon are. right? she asked me a question. i should probably nod. that's exactly what i thought. thank you for listening. you're a doll. uh-oh. turn your pelvis. (dance music playing) phew! grab a napkin, homie. you just got served. it's fine. you-you win. what's his problem? his imaginary girlfriend broke up with him. been the

that's not true-- koothrappali and wolowitz come over all the time. yes, i know, but...oggle till 1:00 in the morning. yeah, i remember. i resent you saying we don't have company. i'm sorry. that has negative social implications. i said i'm sorry! so... klingon boggle? yeah. it's like regular boggle, but... in klingon. that's probably enough about us. so, tell us about you. um... me? okay. i'm a sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know. yes. it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality. participate in the what? i think what sheldon's trying to say is that sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess. oh, yeah. a lot of people think i'm a water sign. penny: okay, let's see, what else? oh, i'm a vegetarian. except for fish. and the occasional steak. i love steak! well, that's interesting. leonard can't process corn. well, uh, do you have some sort of a job? oh, yeah. i'm a waitress at the

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koothrappali: you know what would be great? let's do it like the old days. you mean, are you talking gaming marathon? yeah. start saturday morning, go 48 hours, sleeping bags, junk food... turn off our phones so our moms can't call. it would be like our world of warcraft a few years ago when the neighbors called the cops on us. (both chuckle) they called the cops because of the smell. they thought we were dead. we were badass back in the day. all right, let's do it. 48 hours of star wars gaming. it's on like alderaan. (all laugh) hey, sheldon, clear your weekend. starting saturday morning, star wars marathon whoohoo! movies or video games? no, board game? or trading card games? or lego's? or dress up? or comic books?! or dramatic readings of novelizations?! yes to all! we are going to play the online game. the online game?! bully! gentlemen, as much as i'm sure sheldon would enjoy playing intergalactic make-believe, he and i have other plans. we are attending my aunt flora's 93rd birthday party. just tell her i can't come. she'll be disappointed if we don't