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koschey the immortal lives here, here, but what do you need koschey the immortal for?are you, mother-in-law , mother-in-law, well, mother-in-law, for the bride’s mother, i have an immortal koschey son-in-law, ugh, oops, oops, oops, oops, and i was also about to dance, i also shook the old days, but it’s not the old times that need to be shaken , but your health, oh, and there were a lot of guests, devil witches from all the volosts, all kinds of bridges, apparently, invisibly , apparently, invisible, apparently, invisible. apparently, invisibly, i would not allow those who were invisibly not allowed in, look at the mortar or the broom could be replaced, but with us they won’t replace it, with us it’s strictly, strictly, strictly, before guests, what a lot goes through, dear man, then you can’t see at all with two eyes , but you have only one, and when the wedding starts, run, run, mother-in-law, oh, run, run, run, oh, run, run, run, run, run, i'm running! oh, hurry up, you'll be late for your daughter's wedding, merci, hello, young people! kosha, put on a hat, otherwis
koschey the immortal lives here, here, but what do you need koschey the immortal for?are you, mother-in-law , mother-in-law, well, mother-in-law, for the bride’s mother, i have an immortal koschey son-in-law, ugh, oops, oops, oops, oops, and i was also about to dance, i also shook the old days, but it’s not the old times that need to be shaken , but your health, oh, and there were a lot of guests, devil witches from all the volosts, all kinds of bridges, apparently, invisibly , apparently,...
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the immortal is coming out, well, it seems like a fairy tale, yes, but koschey, played by our belovedoman ega, he is such a skeleton who... he is also warlike, he has there is some kind of hat, some kind of iron helmet, which makes him into some kind of knight of the levon order, and by analogy it turns out that he is also some kind of hitler, these are the references, they appear consciously, unconsciously , because everyone is very interested in what, what does the viewer need, and as one of the modern film historians valery famin writes, in the very first days of the war, the first thing that went into the furnace was the secret plans that the filmmakers had by chance the beginning of the war, because it was so sudden that all these plans it was already impossible to implement, it was necessary to come up with completely new ones, and how do you get out of this, what kind of stories do you come up with, with stories in general it was very difficult, because you want to be closer to what is happening at the front, the audience wants... show the truth, but the filmmakers in the rear
the immortal is coming out, well, it seems like a fairy tale, yes, but koschey, played by our belovedoman ega, he is such a skeleton who... he is also warlike, he has there is some kind of hat, some kind of iron helmet, which makes him into some kind of knight of the levon order, and by analogy it turns out that he is also some kind of hitler, these are the references, they appear consciously, unconsciously , because everyone is very interested in what, what does the viewer need, and as one of...
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Jan 19, 2024
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nothing personal, koschey, say hello to los, hello! was it the maquinas? oh dear! can clearly see the bite on your hand, i bet that experts will confirm that these are diana’s teeth, just come on, don’t be a jerk, tell me who is in the gang, who is your leader, how are you fat? what do you choose for yourself, come on, come on, i’ll listen, tell me, i’ll tell you, and then they won’t bother me, i’ll say that you were heroically shot, and if not, then when i take everyone, i’ll personally tell everyone that it was you who turned him in, got it, come on, i'm listening, for... the big deal, the last one, after that everything were going to disappear, well, you see how simple it is, come on, i really like details, right? today is one oligarch’s anniversary, and his wife will put on an emerald necklace for the occasion, but the robbers will want to profit from this, again, expensive emerald necklace, which is more expensive than anything diamond, well , first of all, not diamond, diamond. and secondly, yes, pure emeralds are more expensive than diamonds, they will be at
nothing personal, koschey, say hello to los, hello! was it the maquinas? oh dear! can clearly see the bite on your hand, i bet that experts will confirm that these are diana’s teeth, just come on, don’t be a jerk, tell me who is in the gang, who is your leader, how are you fat? what do you choose for yourself, come on, come on, i’ll listen, tell me, i’ll tell you, and then they won’t bother me, i’ll say that you were heroically shot, and if not, then when i take everyone, i’ll...
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Jan 29, 2024
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delighted, broke the egg, took out a needle and broke off the tip of it, only broke it off, died koscheym, he did everything himself, such a strong and independent man, the seventh question from the chest, fedor, you remember how it usually ends when they don’t listen to the questions to the end, and yet , you pressed the button, i want to hear the answer, this is a game, chess, there’s a chessboard and pieces inside, here, let’s check, well, if not, it’s real a chessboard, it really has chess pieces. eighth question: name the author of the story whose work you see on the screen? you are so... yes, i remember, es, es, es, es, this is absolutely the correct answer, yes, this is five brooks, you are great, the ninth question, put it in an example brackets so that the correct equality is obtained, yaroslav, you have the floor, you need to put brackets where... reading 4 - 2, that is, we are four and 4 - 2 we enclose brackets brackets, so why is that? let's now figuratively place brackets where you said, let's start counting, what is done first? first we count the brackets 4 - 2 - this will
delighted, broke the egg, took out a needle and broke off the tip of it, only broke it off, died koscheym, he did everything himself, such a strong and independent man, the seventh question from the chest, fedor, you remember how it usually ends when they don’t listen to the questions to the end, and yet , you pressed the button, i want to hear the answer, this is a game, chess, there’s a chessboard and pieces inside, here, let’s check, well, if not, it’s real a chessboard, it really...
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Jan 31, 2024
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delighted, broke the egg, took out a needle and broke off the tip of it, only broke it off, died koscheyrything, fedor is the absolutely correct answer, yes, no one helped him, he did everything himself, such a strong and independent man. the seventh question from the chest, before the queen from this game was a weak player, she could only move one cell, the rules were changed when i was tired, fedor, you remember how it usually ends when i don’t listen to the end. questions to the end, and yet , you pressed the button, i want to hear the answer, this is the game chess, there is a chessboard and pieces inside, here, let's check, well, if not, this is really a chessboard, there are really chess pieces in it, so the equation was correct. yaroslav, you have the floor. we need to put parentheses where the subtraction is 4 - 2, that is, we are four 4 - 2 we put parentheses in brackets, so why is that so, let's now figuratively place brackets where you said, let's start counting that does with the first one, first we count the brackets 4 - 2, this will be 2, remember, there on this subtraction
delighted, broke the egg, took out a needle and broke off the tip of it, only broke it off, died koscheyrything, fedor is the absolutely correct answer, yes, no one helped him, he did everything himself, such a strong and independent man. the seventh question from the chest, before the queen from this game was a weak player, she could only move one cell, the rules were changed when i was tired, fedor, you remember how it usually ends when i don’t listen to the end. questions to the end, and...
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will drag me away, don’t let koschey drag you away , katya won’t hurt you, no, don’t go , you can’te dinner, i cooked borscht there, baked pancakes, fantastic, listen, don’t want it, don’t eat it, no, of course i want it, i want pancakes, i want borizh , but you can try it. i put them in the oven on purpose so that they wouldn’t get cold, you ’ll have enough for that, and oh, oh, it’s hot, wait, it’s hot now , i had to do the metal later, well, you take off this one, like her t-shirt, yes, a second , carefully, into sour cream. stop sleeping, i'm hungry, wake up, lord, sanka, oh! oh-oh-oh, hello, i'll be there now, what happened, i have a sailor disappeared, foreman ivanov, i'm going to my unit , excuse me, well, yes, you understand me correctly, sergei valerievich, first there was an accident with zaichkin, then this samoilov of yours died, and now ivanov has disappeared, or you are not telling me something, or you i just don’t give a damn about your direct responsibilities, just don’t , please, teach me about life, i ’m here all the time, i practically live in this service, well,
will drag me away, don’t let koschey drag you away , katya won’t hurt you, no, don’t go , you can’te dinner, i cooked borscht there, baked pancakes, fantastic, listen, don’t want it, don’t eat it, no, of course i want it, i want pancakes, i want borizh , but you can try it. i put them in the oven on purpose so that they wouldn’t get cold, you ’ll have enough for that, and oh, oh, it’s hot, wait, it’s hot now , i had to do the metal later, well, you take off this one, like...
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will drag me away, don’t let the koschey drag you away, katya won’t hurt you, no, don’t go, don’t put falls asleep, maybe you will have dinner, i cooked more pancakes there, baked pancakes, fantastic! listen, don't want to, don't eat? no, well, of course i want it, i want pancakes, i want borich, but you can try it, i put them in the oven on purpose so that they don’t get cold, there’s enough for you, and oh, ah... oh, and oh, it’s hot, it’s , wait, it’s hot now, i should have used the metal later, well, take it off this, what’s her name, t-shirt, yes, just a second, carefully, you’re covered in sour cream, sour cream too. stop sleeping, i'm hungry, wake up, lord, sanka, oh-oh-oh, "hello, i'll be there now, what happened? my sailor is missing, sergeant-major ivanov, i'm going to my unit, excuse me, but yes, you understand me correctly ", sergei valerievich, first there was an accident with zaichkin, then this samoilov of yours died, and now ivanov has disappeared. either you are not telling something, or you simply don’t care about your direct responsibilities, just don’t, please, tea
will drag me away, don’t let the koschey drag you away, katya won’t hurt you, no, don’t go, don’t put falls asleep, maybe you will have dinner, i cooked more pancakes there, baked pancakes, fantastic! listen, don't want to, don't eat? no, well, of course i want it, i want pancakes, i want borich, but you can try it, i put them in the oven on purpose so that they don’t get cold, there’s enough for you, and oh, ah... oh, and oh, it’s hot, it’s , wait, it’s hot now, i should have...
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know, but you don’t understand that you set me up, something happened, nothing happened, thank god, koschey say the same rear, what kind of rear do i have, so the back of my head, like you and stas? i’m meeting stas, yeah, by the way , in the dean’s office, the braids are looking at you, what are you talking about, and they have massive strabismus, conversations bad ones, about you and about simykina, semykina, you’re a fool when you finish speaking. the circulation has come out, but no one even really remembers him, his eyes are so sad, did you notice, don’t you see that she keeps her eyes on you in all classes, yesterday you were giving her rides in the car, valya, yes, lord, you -you know, well, i just dropped her off at the training center after the rehearsal ; it was already too late. the metro was closed, but in general there were three of us with polikova, well done, well done , come on, come on, take the girls for a ride in the car, what ’s the matter, what are you accusing me of, i you can’t shut up the entire department, oh , you should talk to her, yes, it’s a great idea, but wha
know, but you don’t understand that you set me up, something happened, nothing happened, thank god, koschey say the same rear, what kind of rear do i have, so the back of my head, like you and stas? i’m meeting stas, yeah, by the way , in the dean’s office, the braids are looking at you, what are you talking about, and they have massive strabismus, conversations bad ones, about you and about simykina, semykina, you’re a fool when you finish speaking. the circulation has come out, but no...
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ones, the ax and the rope, and the poison and the dagger, we'll all let in, my grandfather. like koscheis rich man, take my riches, eat sweet dishes, drink overseas wine, just don’t serve the russian governor, serve me, me kartaus, the rich one, and... the death of you, whoever fights for his homeland, defends a just cause, is immortal in good memory, not i am afraid of you, vile one, i twice ordered the extermination of fenist. what are you , son of a dog, it’s easy to demand, it’s important to win over to your side, listen, hero, what ’s it worth to you, but that’s all, there were no heroes, traitors in russia, oh, my little girl, where are you, oh, what ’s her here? let’s let it pass, what is this, they promised to get my man out of... from under the ground, but you yourself are abusing the fellow, well, teach s’mores, free me, i’ll show you how a lonely woman is deceived, my aunt, don’t touch my aunt, i’ll tell you i'll show your aunt, i won't get it anyway husband, spider, touch what can’t be done in front of everyone, what are we going to do, yasha, will we come up with something?
ones, the ax and the rope, and the poison and the dagger, we'll all let in, my grandfather. like koscheis rich man, take my riches, eat sweet dishes, drink overseas wine, just don’t serve the russian governor, serve me, me kartaus, the rich one, and... the death of you, whoever fights for his homeland, defends a just cause, is immortal in good memory, not i am afraid of you, vile one, i twice ordered the extermination of fenist. what are you , son of a dog, it’s easy to demand, it’s...
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like that, an ax and a rope, and poison and a dagger , we’ll let it all go, my grandfather, like koscheihes, drink overseas wine, just don’t serve the russian governor, serve me, me, the kartaus, the ryshy, disobey you, death. who fights for the homeland , defends a just cause , he is immortal in good memory, i’m not afraid of you, vile, i twice ordered the extermination of the finist, and what are you, son of a dog, exterminating this matter... it’s important to win over to your side, listen, hero, so what it’s worth it to you, but that’s it, there were no heroes, traitors in russia, oh, my little one, where are you, oh, who i missed her here, what is this, they promised to get my man out of the ground, but you yourself abuse the fellow? come on, spider s'mores , free her, i'll show you how a lonely woman is deceived, my aunt, don't touch your aunt, i 'll show you your aunt, you won't get a husband, spider, execute him immediately, in front of everyone. what are we going to do, yasha? we'll come up with something! what do you need? give, benefactor, do honest charity for your salvation,
like that, an ax and a rope, and poison and a dagger , we’ll let it all go, my grandfather, like koscheihes, drink overseas wine, just don’t serve the russian governor, serve me, me, the kartaus, the ryshy, disobey you, death. who fights for the homeland , defends a just cause , he is immortal in good memory, i’m not afraid of you, vile, i twice ordered the extermination of the finist, and what are you, son of a dog, exterminating this matter... it’s important to win over to your side,...
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the prince broke an egg, took out a needle, and broke off the tip of it, just broke it off, died, koscheyok it out, broke it off himself, and well, then you know everything, fyodor is the absolutely correct answer, yes, no one helped him, he did everything, he himself is such a strong and independent man. the seventh question from the chest, before the queen from this game was a weak player, she could only move one square, the rules were changed, when fyodor is asleep, you remember how it usually ends when questions are not heard to the end, and yet you pressed the button. i want to hear the answer, this is a game of chess , there is a chessboard and pieces inside, here, let's check, well, if not, this is really a chessboard, there are really chess pieces in it, the eighth question, name the author of the top, whose? yaroslav, you have the floor, we need to put parentheses, where the subtraction is, 4 minus 2, that is, we are four, 4 minus 2, we put parentheses, parentheses, so, why is that so, come on, now we let's figuratively place the brackets where you said, let's start counting what
the prince broke an egg, took out a needle, and broke off the tip of it, just broke it off, died, koscheyok it out, broke it off himself, and well, then you know everything, fyodor is the absolutely correct answer, yes, no one helped him, he did everything, he himself is such a strong and independent man. the seventh question from the chest, before the queen from this game was a weak player, she could only move one square, the rules were changed, when fyodor is asleep, you remember how it...
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but if koschey lived in the real world, he would probably would hide his life in a safe deposit box,ises. but despite the guarantees , failures still occur. it happened in vladivostok. the story is in the spirit of spy thrillers, an inconspicuous client came to the bank , rented a safe deposit box, then came to the depository a couple more times, suddenly disappeared, along with property from other safes, made keys that fit the parameters, opened the safe deposit boxes, which were perhaps he took out the property and accordingly disappeared later, the far eastern houdini took with him other people's jewelry and money, notalia represents the interests of a businessman who kept 5 million rubles in a safe deposit box. he came to the bank to replenish the safe deposit box and found that it was completely empty, after some time we filed a claim, the bank refused to reimburse us due to the fact that hacking had not been proven, as the bank indicated in its response to the claim that the castle is intact, thousands of russians faced such a reaction from the bank, whose cells the thieves dev
but if koschey lived in the real world, he would probably would hide his life in a safe deposit box,ises. but despite the guarantees , failures still occur. it happened in vladivostok. the story is in the spirit of spy thrillers, an inconspicuous client came to the bank , rented a safe deposit box, then came to the depository a couple more times, suddenly disappeared, along with property from other safes, made keys that fit the parameters, opened the safe deposit boxes, which were perhaps he...
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the old woman, the hut seems to be old, here the mechanism is modern, he says, koschey helped, and selectedt and disappeared onto kudykina mountain. and here lives the fire-breathing snake gorynych, in his residence there is a whole safari park with llamas and camels, wooden fortresses, springs, of course, with magic water, and you are not afraid, but we are afraid, no, there is no need to be afraid of the winter retinue. here he is, the first homlin, dad, homlin the dreamer, look how he’s wrapped in a scarf so that he doesn’t get cold, these are miniature brownies of the russian west, other tiny helpers of the snowflake in kostrama, the homeland of the main new year 's princess, the snow maiden, they make sure that not dreams come true, but wishes that are stored in the box, whisper your good wishes to her, close it tightly, so that our wishes do not... go anywhere flew away and then they will definitely come true, from the capital it’s 20 hours by train, 13 by car, then turn where the sign goes, here we are here in the very spirit of santa claus, you need to get to grandfather’s residence
the old woman, the hut seems to be old, here the mechanism is modern, he says, koschey helped, and selectedt and disappeared onto kudykina mountain. and here lives the fire-breathing snake gorynych, in his residence there is a whole safari park with llamas and camels, wooden fortresses, springs, of course, with magic water, and you are not afraid, but we are afraid, no, there is no need to be afraid of the winter retinue. here he is, the first homlin, dad, homlin the dreamer, look how he’s...
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a fairy tale about little red riding hood , about a squirrel, about koschey the immortal, you have toike it here, of course i like it, every day there’s drinking, jackdaws, mistresses, you ’ve already become worse here for a week now than grishchenko, well , firstly, i don’t drink, and secondly, i’m talking about you there are also a lot of interesting things to tell, it’s interesting that they told you such a thing, i don’t believe it, but i i believe, and the women say that you have three wives in your city? three wives, how many? yes, and the jackdaw told me that you and grishchenko were having an affair, and galli told me that you slept with her yesterday, do you understand? why me i don’t know anything about this, it’s only been 4 days, the whole village has already been destroyed, chases, fires, women are stealing, it’s like a dog’s wedding every day, well, excuse me, i thought that ’s how it was in your village, no, but there’s always drunkenness , i’m generally silent, what’s next, and how do i know what’s next here at this time, gathering harvest, wedding season? nastya, nast
a fairy tale about little red riding hood , about a squirrel, about koschey the immortal, you have toike it here, of course i like it, every day there’s drinking, jackdaws, mistresses, you ’ve already become worse here for a week now than grishchenko, well , firstly, i don’t drink, and secondly, i’m talking about you there are also a lot of interesting things to tell, it’s interesting that they told you such a thing, i don’t believe it, but i i believe, and the women say that you...