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>> jordan: michael kosta, everybody.pplause] when we come back, we bring donald trump to justice, so don't go away. [cheers and applause] this is sam adams just the haze ipa. best non alcoholic beer in america. whooo. your cousin. from boston. whooo. champions, baby! we won an award! it's sam season! we've never spoken. but you've told us many things. that you love stargazing, hate parallel parking, and occasionally, your right foot gets a little heavy. the lexus es didn't begin in a studio — it began with you. ♪♪ [cheers and applause] >> jordan: welcome back to "the daily show." donald trump becomes president on monday, but that hasn't stopped jack smith, the special prosecutor and son of kevin mcallister's scary neighbor. yesterday, he released this, his special report on trump trying to overturn the results of the 2020 election, and it is very damning. >> special counsel jack smith in a new report is calling out president-elect trump and bluntly stating he brought the case because he believed he would have gotten a co

desi lydic and michael kosta, everyone! applause] when we come back, we'll find out why kamala didn't win the election. don't go away. [cheers and applause] ( ♪♪) you never want to lose your edge. and the lexus rx completely understands that. (♪♪) [cheers and applause] >> jordan: welcome back to "the daily show." before the election, we sent grace kuhlenschmidt to ask election analysts who they predicted would win the presidential race. now, two months later, she followed up with some of those predictions. ♪ ♪ >> last time i was in washington, d.c., was just two months ago, which feels like a lifetime. i was so young and naive, looking for answers. >> what is your prediction for this election, 2024? >> and he gave them to me. >> kamala harris will become the first woman president. >> but alan was wrong. >> donald trump has been elected president. >> can you admit you got it wrong with your foolish little equation? >> you got it wrong, allan. >> you got it wrong! >> stupidly wrong! >> allan, i seriously trusted you. >> wealt

>> how do you think, kosta?iracy theorist who believes the 2020 election was rigged, follows qanon, and most shockingly, thinks toddlers want to read a pop-up book about russia-gate. just listening to him speak gave me brain damage so much that i think listening to him speak gave me brain damage. clearly, kash patel is the least qualified of all of trump's nominees. >> i'm sorry, but can i butt in here? >> michael: yes, desi. you're covering the tulsi gabbard hearings. how did she come across? >> how do you think, kosta? i haven't been that uncomfortable since klepper asked if i liked his haircut. she wants to be director of intelligence. have you seen her friends? bashar al assad, vladimir putin, justin baldoni, heartburn, upset stomach, diarrhea! it's too much! she's clearly the least qualified trump nominee. >> what are you talking about, desi? first, my hair looks fantastic! and tulsi was at least in congress! she spent time in the government. the only thing patel has spent time in is the comments section of

for more on the los angeles fire, we go live to michael kosta.eers and applause] michael, what's going on? why are you at the airport? >> obviously i'm flying to l.a. to help out there gay fire department. you heard those fox news pundits, there's too much dei. so they need a straight, white man with big chest muscles and that v-thing going down. my doctor said not to mix steroids and i was ozone pick, but the results speak for themselves, all right? >> desi: do you even know how to fight fires? >> of course i do, desi. i've blown out birthday candles, how much different can it be? and i'm not one of those pussies that needs two tries put their mom to come over and help. i make my wish, usually to get that v-thing going down and then i [bleep] own those birthday candles. >> desi: that's not going to help you with this fire, michael. >> do you know what will help, desi? one of these floppy tubes that i see firemen always pointing out fires. it's called a hose, but beware, desi, as a straight white male, i'm obliged to put rose before hose. you get

this is "the daily show" with your host, michael kosta![cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> michael: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm michael kosta. we've got so much to talk about tonight. rfk jr. tries to act normal for a day, americans figure out how to live without social media, and we'll tell you the worst way to kill a mouse. but first, let's get to the latest news on the trump administration in another edition of "the second coming of donald j. trump." ♪ ♪ >> i'm gonna come. >> michael: today is a big day for donald trump's cabinet -- the government one, not the one filled with golf trophies he gave himself. that's because today was the world's weirdest episode of "curb your enthusiasm," also known as robert f. kennedy jr.'s confirmation hearing to lead the department of health. and look, we all remember the stories about this guy from the campaign: the dead bear cub he dumped in central park, the time he sawed off the head of a dead whale and tied it to the roof of his car, the worm that died after eating part of his brain. basically, if t

check out michael kosta this week. now here it is, your "moment of zen."f things that donald trump has done in his first week of office that americans do support. this ain't one of them. this ain't one of them. i don't know what the heck he is doing. not only did the judge spank him like he was a young child back in the 1960s, but the american public ain't with him either. >> sorry. this is a message to all american infidels. prepare to die in a sea of holy fire. you will be punished for your decadent ways on the first day of radaman. -you-- -[all laughing] wait. wait a minute. did i just say... what did i say? "radaman?" [stammering] ramadan. radaman. what is that? what is... yeah, maybe dennis "radaman" is gonna punish you with his crazy hair. -no? -[man] osama. what's that? right, right. yeah, no. okay, okay. all right, let's go again. okay. this is a message to all ame-- [laughing] i'm not-- i'm not gonna be able to do it now. okay, all right, okay. no, i just-- i got to get all the... i got to get all the laughs out. okay? i got to get all the laughs

starting at the capitol with michael kosta and desi lydic!e] michael kosta, we'll start with you. [cheers and applause] my friend, what's the mood over there at the inaugural parties? >> jon, it's incredible. donald trump hasn't even been president for one whole day, but already unemployment is down, gas is low, my vertical jump increased half an inch, and the stock market is... soaring! >> jon: i think obviously a lot of that economic stuff was happening before noon today. >> i don't think so. also, trump made eggs cheap again! i mean, we can eat 10, 20, 30 of these a day! jon, they're literally selling them by the dozen! my albumin levels are... soaring! >> jon: desi lydic, you are down there as well. you've been covering blue washington as it were. >> jon, i'm with the #resistance and they are appalled by what they're seeing. the executive orders. the renaming of military bases. >> jon: they've already renamed them after confederate generals? >> no, hitler! it's just fort hitler now. it's overwhelming, jon. >> jon: all right, well, try and

. >> fire hydrants were an issue, and usc professor kostas psinakis says until water pressure can be accurately monitored citywide, it should be tested annually. >> this is the kind of thing that i mean, you can spend a lot of time doing calculations, but unless, i mean, people go out there and it's not that difficult to test it, you can test these things, you know, once a year and make sure that you're prepared. >> james says it's the water issue, lack of warning systems and lack of information that anger him. >> it's beyond there being a high fire zone. this was a series of compounding mistakes that had gotten to have gotten to a point that is beyond comprehension. >> sheena lasky says this isn't just a los angeles problem. >> i think going forward, we need to work better, you know, at all levels, at the federal level, at the state level, at the local, at the local level. >> barro does say his family is safe. it's just tough. >> my five year old literally will go into fits of like, i just want to go home and i totally get it, i do too. but we, we have a we have a suitcase of stuff.