applause) because experts including and limited to me know that the best way to release your confidence krakenemark s to be push mood a ditch full of shattered beer bottles. after this weekend, folk, you'll be chanting all of my power mant rass. seize success. every problem say gift so make sure you get a gift receipt. do or do not. there is no spoon. why is there so much blood. and i can see grandpa at the end of the tunnel. stay strong. we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight has a new book called i ate everyone starting with me. personally i would have started with hitler. please welcome joan rivers. (cheers and applause) joan, twhau some of for coming on. >> lovely to be here. >> did you bring sheet music doing uptempo or balance add. >> i thought i might be asking political questions and i hate everybody so i just wanted to make sure. >> stephen: okay, good, good. what an honor to you have on, what a ledge end you are. >> yeah, right. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: decades in the business. television, stage. you opened for grante