. >>> i'm jim kramer. >> you need to get in the game! >> you're nuts! they know nothing. there is a bull market somewhere. "mad money," you can't afford to miss it. i'm kramer, welcome to "mad money." my job is not just to entertain you but to teach you. so call me. hey, there's tons of ways to watch presidential debate. you can root for a candidate. [ applause ] you can measure whom you might want to vote for. or you can play a drinking game, whatever floats your boat. on a day when many stocks were bouied over mitt romney's victory over president obama, let me tell you how i watched. i watched the debate within the area of my world. i watched it towards making you some money. tweeting every potential stock idea triggered by either gentleman. ♪ how can you try to make money from the debate? let me parse it for you. show you how it's done. going over the actual statements by each candidate translating them into cramerican. let me tell you, there were tons of cramericans on twitter. if you tweeted me about the debate, keep an idea on the ticker below. you may see your twee

>> i am jim kramer and welcome 20 my world. >> you need to get into the game. >> they're nuts. they're nuts. they know nothing. >> i always like to say there is a bull market somewhere. >> mad money, you can't afford to miss it. >> i am kramer. welcome to mad money. i am trying to save you money. call me. in recent years stocks have become more hated, hated than any time i can remember my entire career, spans a lot of time. i still believe anyone can turn a profit in the stock market. as long as you're willing to put in the time and effort to keep track of what you own. i wouldn't come on out here every night to educate you if i didn't think it was theoretically possible but actually feasible for the vast majority of people to succeed at managing their own money. so okay. so if that's the case, then why is this investing so darn difficult? how come so many people struggle to make money in the stock market? how can i believe it's possible for you to beat the averages, the big benchmarks like the s&p 500, dow jones average, and mutual fund managers so regularly fail to do so? sim

delegate, jerry kramer -- kramer just announced two days ago that's u.n. is about to impose a tax on the internet and regulate it, and gift u.n. the power to assign e-names and ip addresses, and give every country the power to census orb the internet. i talk about this in the book "black helicopters." this is coming to pals. and hillary clinton's delegate at the united nations is participating in it, not objecting to it, standing there and letting it happen. to me that's the buck that should stop there. take this marvelous internet and put it in the hands of the chinese and russian -- >> sean: there's a lot of areas where they'll tax us. in other words, this will be a worldwide tax on top of taxes we already pay. it's in the book "here come the black helicopters." dick morris, good to see you. coming up, desperate times mean desperate measures. as romney's lead in the poll grows es, the left is becoming unhinged. now ann coulter on the threats of violence erupting on twitter if in fact mitt romney wins the election. if you ask david axelrod and stephanie c

>> i would have said kramer versus kramer. >> a lovely movie. >> fantastic. >> michael richards, excellent. bill, you pointed out romney's flag pin was bigger than obama's. did you notice it had a star on it? >> what was the deal with that? >> it was a secret service logo. it was given as a gift by his protective detail. >> you know, i fell into a cool hole last weekend. >> call me ll. raised out in brooklyn. >> diane, you are right that obama needs to work on his listening face. but what do you suggest? >> not doing what he did. they need to look normal and they need to look genuine. that's perfect. >> it looks like you are paying attention to the other person. >> i think he looks starstruck. >> i think he was -- >> i thought romney looked starstruck, and i thought obama looked like, are you done yet? >> i disagree. i think obama was overwhelmed by mitt romney's gorgeousness. >> you know what, greg, i think he was overprepared. >> yes, he was overprepared. >> that's what it is. >> you want to see my listening face? >> that's pretty good, actually. >> you look like george washington. >> by

kramer drills down on the technicals when he goes off the charts. all coming up on that money. >> don't miss a second of mad money. follow at jim cramer on twitter. have a question, tweet-tag mad tweets. senden e-mail sim at bunney @ cnbc.com or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something? had to mad money got cnbc.com. hmm, it says here that cheerios helps lower cholesterol as part of a heart healthy diet. that's true. ...but you still have to go to the gym. ♪ the one and only, cheerios are the real things. are the real things. kramcrame mad money >>> it's healthy week here at nbc universal and we talk about trying to stay healthy, there are few things more important than eating the right food. that's why i'm going to highlight a food company that may not be everybody's idea of food for you, although the stock has been good for your portfolio. i'm referring to conagra foods, which you might recognize as the company behind brands like banquet, chef boyardee, hunt's, hebrew national, orval redenbacher, panama, peter pan peanut butter, ready with

. >> not all retailers run to the edge of the lot, but many do and ross kramer helps them. he is the ceo of list track.com. an e-mail marketing p c. amazon has been keeping in contact for years. >> if we can trigger based upon actions they are taking on a website and add value to their user experience and enhanced user experience, it is not only a win for the retailer, bought win for the consumer. >> reporter: which brings us back to our interns. >> it is surprising that even hours after that they would send you an e-mail offering 20% off. i wouldn't do this because i don't have the time to do this. >> if you do have the time, it is worth a shot. i used it a couple times to my advantage and a couple of times it is like hearing crickets. >> if you have the time, why not let it sit there for a little bit? >>> we have seen some wild weather. >> getting hail is not unheard of, but it is unusual. you can really see this pea-sized hail cover just about everything. >> remarkable stuff. sandhya patel is tracking it for us. >> as we check out doppler 7hd it is far from over. you can

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i'm jim kramer and i will see you tomorrow. >>> this morning on "early today," mile high showdown. as president obama and mitt romney prepare for tonight's crucial debate, our brand new poll numbers show where they stand. >>> mid-air scare. another incident of loose seats on an american airlines flight, and now the company says it knows why. >>> and shock value. daredevil magician david blaine goes high voltage in his latest stunt. captions paid for by nbc-universal television >>> good morning. i'm lynn berry. today we begin with a high stakes debate. all eyes turn to denver for tonight's first presidential debate of the 2012 race, and a new nbc news "wall street journal" poll shows president obama is holding on to his national lead, but not by much. 49% of likely voters favor the president while 46% prefer mitt romney. that's only a 3% edge for obama, which is within the survey's margin of error, but when it comes to a poll of registered voters the president widens his lead over romney to 7 points, 51% to 44. and, finally, four in ten surveyed now say the nation is headed in the r

. >> not all retailers run to the edge of the lot, but many do and ross kramer helps them. he is the ceo of list track.com. an e-mail marketing p c. amazon has been keeping in contact for years. >> if we can trigger based upon actions they are taking on a website and add value to their user experience and enhanced user experience, it is not only a win for the retailer, bought win for the consumer. >> reporter: which brings us back to our interns. >> it is surprising that even hours after that they would send you an e-mail offering 20% off. i wouldn't do this because i don't have the time to do this. >> if you do have the time, it is worth a shot. i used it a couple times to my advantage and a couple of times it is like hearing crickets. >> if you have the time, why not let it sit there for a little bit? >>> we have seen some wild weather. >> getting hail is not unheard of, but it is unusual. you can really see this pea-sized hail cover just about everything. >> remarkable stuff. sandhya patel is tracking it for us. >> as we check out doppler 7hd it is far from over. you can

. >> not all retailers run to the edge of the lot, but many do and rosslps them kramer helps them.. an e-mail marketing p c. amazon has been keeping in contact for years. >> if we can trigger based upon actions they are taking on a website and add value to their user experience and enhanced user experience, it is not only a win for the retailer, bought win for the consumer. >> reporter: which brings us back to our interns. >> it is surprising that even hours after that they would send you an e-mail offering 20% off. i wouldn't do this because i don't have the time to do this. >> if you do have the time, it is worth a shot. i used it a couple times to my advantage and a couple of of times it is like hearing crickets. >> if you have the time, why not let it sit there for a little bit? >>> we have seen some wild weather. >> getting hail is not unheard of, but it is unusual. you can really see this pea-sized hail cover just about everything. >> remarkable stuff. sandhya patel is tracking it for us. >> as we check out doppler 7hd it is far from over. you can take a look for yourself. we

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. >> not every online etailer runs to the edge of the lot but many do and ross kramer helps them. he is the ceo of an e-mail marketing company. he says amazon has been keeping in touch with customers like this for years. >> we can trigger e-mails based upon actions they're take on the web site and add value to the user experience, it's not only a win for the retailer and a win for the consumer. >> which bricks us back to our interns. >> it's surprising, even hours afterwards, they'll send you an e-mail with 20% off. >> so it would work on you. >> it may. >> i personally wouldn't do this because i don't have the time to do this. >> "7 on your side". >> if you have the time, it's worth a shot. >> a lot of people in strange costumes in new york city for the opening of comic kohn, thousands of people dress as one of the avengers and men and women in wonderwomen. >> let's check the forecast. giants in town, niners in town. pressure is on spencer christian. >> i think tomorrow the weather will be favorable for all kind of outdoor activities. we have mainly clear skies. a little haze sho

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was it kramer? did they not notice the wardrobe malfunction?it's spectacular but they missed the nip slip. i'm going to have to stay spectacularly scary. >> there's a small piece of me that thinks knowing the kardashians, maybe it was intentional. from one scary and spectacular photo of a reality star to another reality star showing off her new look. this is number two on her scary or spectacular countdown. this is serious, this is for real. this is "the real housewives of beverly hills" kyle richards. she just tweeted this picture going through an electrical fact. i'm thinking this looks like something out of a horror movie. would you even ever wear that thing? >> listen, surprisingly enough that was one of our go-to halloween costumes for the movie. they were like should katie be normal katie in the movie or have a leather mask? that is super scary. >> and speaking of scary, get a load of this. >> coming in at number one at the box office and number one on our showbiz countdown of the top three stories that made us ask scary or spectacular, p

i'm jcram jim kramer and i will you tomorrow. larry, what are you looking at tonight? >> mitt romney floats and idea to cap keyductions across the board. we set up our own debate. those are the topics we are going to tackle. and this evening. listen to vice president joe biden on the trail. it is the gift that keeps on giving. >> how they can justify. raising taxes in the middle class. it has been buried in the last four years. how in the lord's name. >> that is nodt a froidian slip. plus three stories that happen to break before the election. a leftist new york attorneyy general looking to bash banks and that is as phony as a $3 bill. also a judge strikes down pennsylvania's voter id law and the obama administration is telling companies it is okay to disregard the law when it comes to handing out pink slips in advance to big budget cuts. all three happening before the election. mitt romney has finally put meat on the bones of his tax reform idea. he floated the idea of a $17,000 cap on tax reform reduction. >> you could say everyone is going to get up to a $17,000 ded

. >> not every online etailer runs to the edge of the lot but many do and ross kramer helps them.s the ceo of an e-mail marketing company. he says amazon has been keeping in touch with customers like this for years. >> we can trigger e-mails based upon actions they're take on the web site and add value to the user experience, it's not only a win for the retailer and a win for the consumer. >> which bricks us back to our interns. >> it's surprising, even hours afterwards, they'll send you an e-mail with 20% off. >> so it would work on you. >> it may. >> i personally wouldn't do this because i don't have the time to do this. >> "7 on your side". >> if you have the time, it's worth a shot. >> a lot of people in strange costumes in new york city for the opening of comic kohn, thousands of people dress as one of the avengers and men and women in wonderwomen. >> let's check the forecast. giants in town, niners in town. pressure is on spencer christian. >> i think tomorrow the weather will be favorable for all kind of outdoor activities. we have mainly clear skies. a little haze showing

elite, kramer author of the little book a big profit and small stocks. welcome back to the show.you. i want to get to small investors and what they should d. first one to talk about this market and what's going on. if you look over the long haul hundred has been with te head winds, pretty serious. accelerating earnings coming up. weak economic growth. while stocks going up? >> the u.s. equity market is still seen as of flight to safety. the european situation is very dire. at some point we're going to see a day of armageddon, but has already been priced. money ha moved to the u.s. market. also, china, some much private equity money and investment taking place in china. now it is understood across the board by almost every invesr the china has slowed. even 7% projected gdp rate in china. really a slowdown. there just is not the same construction demand which impacts so many different factors. gerri: europe, also q e. three. ben bernanke, the federal reserve chairman trying to kick this economy a little bit. i and as -- i think that is where this optimism comes from. the fed said w

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sarah kramer is one of the managers at the zoo. we have some neat critters. tell us about them. >> their two different kinds of walking sticks so on your shoulder here we have she vietnamese walking stick. >> not a meat eater? >> no, they all eat leaves. >> she good. thank you so much, sarah. >> we're all about safety at the oakland zoo. >> this is impressive. >> i do wear gloves when i handle these because they have a lot of spikes on their bodies to defend themselves against predators. and not that i am a predator to this bug but one good squeeze or one good kick and it would hurt. >> i think i would be a little leery if i saw this outdoors. i don't think i would pick that one up. >> i wouldn't either. but they are cool to look at and you can visit them in the bug house at the oakland zoo. >> you have lots of bugs in there. >> we do. i couldn't tell you how many species. >> always something new at the bug house. >> we have a new event at boo at the zoo. it's one of my favorite events of the year. kids under age 12 in costume get a free rides ticket. you can

. ♪ >>> keep up with kramer all day long.witter and hashtag your tweets. >>> if you want to invest for the long-term. and like it or not, that means planning for your retirement. to misquote john maynard kaines, we all retire. trying to put together enough money to become financially independent is really what we do every night here on "mad money." now, look, i'm sure you've heard the basics a billion times. you have to contribute to your 401(k) plan if you have one and you have to contribute to your individual account or i.r.a. it's not exactly helpful. tonight instead of just telling you to park money in your i.r.a., i'm going to give you suggestions about what kind of stocks to buy with your retirement cash. first, though, you need to know why everyone tells you to fund your i.r.a., these are tax blessed vehicles, it comes from your pre-tax income and you don't pay taxes on the money you contribute. even better, while your money stays in these accounts you pay no money on the taxes or your profits or no capital gains taxes

. >>> jim kramer at the stock exchange.hat the retail investors is doing. bank of america totally disagreeing with the upgrade yesterday. netflix has a driven fix on the dot com saying the same thing, this is the biggest battleground other than eli lily. the alzheimer cure is what people are buzzing about. >> where do you think netflix goes? >> i have to tell you, if bank of america is right, this thing gets cut in half. they do a peak and then netflix is done growing, there's no way the stock can stay anywhere near $70. >> jim, are you looking for a national league team with red uniforms not based in st. louis to root for this year since the phillies are out? >> it is rough. >> i have a suggestion for you if you need a team. >> look, i like the reds. i have always liked the reds because we don't compete directly. >> i didn't feed you with that response. >> i like the reds very much. have always had a big respect for them. not enough time, we talk about the unemployment number, not enough of that time was in atlanta. nobody

jim kramer and david faber join us now.ave you looked at that, cramer or faber. >> >> i saw some yesterday on it. they're putting up a bunch of taped of squawk shows and this was us in philadelphia and first we interviewed the guy with the street.com shirt. i said what is this? "the stack" and and then they interviewed some guy in the crowd and they said his last name's cramer and it was your dad. i mean, you had more plants. >> october 3, 1998, my father was on squawk next to the liberty bell. >> yea. >> this was before you were an icon with "mad money," but you were working it then. you had people in the audience. >> 1898. >> the federal reserve called -- five days later the federal reserve called an emergency meeting and cut rates after october 3rd when he said he was going to raise rates. >> ltcm. >> you have an incredible memory. >> yes, we were. >> people seemed to think we would see a similar move before this year ends. i don't know if that's true. >> i had a head of hair that would blow your mind. >> if anyone else

. >> kramer did a high "v." >> we need to find out more because we're speculating.d a great quarter and he's had problems with regard to getting approval for compensation. maybe there was an issue where -- >> could be as simple as that. >> could be as simple as that. am i going to get rewarded, am i going to get rewarded adequately going forward? i'm not saying that's it. i'm saying that's the only thing that could happen that quickly. zbleps' load >> he's loaded, sold his hedge fund to citi. loaded, hundreds of millions of dollars he cass. >> it's not all about money. it's about being paid fairly for what you produced. >> earned success. >> jpmorgan put a benchmark for compensation there, wells did, goldman did this morning. citi didn't have really much on compensation yesterday. that could have been an issue. the other thing that happened in the third quarter they not only negotiated the sale of the next 14% of morgan stanley, smith barney but they negotiated pretty much the price for the entire sale and say we can expect this to get off our books, that was a key

jim kramer is standing by at the new york stock exchange.till working, jimmy? >> yes, it is. the money is still coming in. this is about qe-7 or 8, i have been riveting all morning. what mr. zells said is similar to what steve jobs said before passing away. this is a country where it is just too hard to do business in. >> yeah. i was going to say, you're not much of a golfer guy but a tennis guy, right? >> ryder was just a collapse. >> yeah. we let pollster on -- for me it was going to a shrink or something. it was come peopling but my heart was racing, i had butterflies in my stomach and didn't think it could happen. when it did, i felt hollow after it. >> i had a bunch of guys going to the eagles/giants game. you would have thought either of the games would have been talked about. the ryder cup is all i heard about. people felt bad for america. it was a patriotic thing. >> for one eagle moment, i just thought, i don't know, ma lays, i thought, we can't do this right. >> if they come in with cardigan sweaters the next time we see the golfer

larry kramer is a case in point. some people say he is one, politics is more important to him in than good prose, but is very committed to politics. tony kushner, great american playwright, very politically committed. with these men being as political as they are, i don't know. but politics is a major part of their identity. >> how close is the father of frankenstein, your novel, to the movie, gods and monsters? >> this movie is very faithful to my book. it includes my best dialogue, i was so happy with that movie. i could not be happier. >> host: dennis from seattle, good afternoon from washington. >> i was wondering, what a great inventions in your book. i know that you couldn't cover everybody, but james purdy was not included, who wrote for like 50 or 60 years as a gay man. could you speak to him please? >> i didn't speak to him, but i did leave him out. the book is in -- well, it includes like 12 writers. the writers i needed to tell my story too, in which is kind of weave them together. then i was able to work