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kramer: yeah, i'm here to pick up my new plates. my name's kramer cosmo kramer. kramer. all right.ht. sign right here, please. ok. all righty. thanks. "assman"? these don't belong to me. i'm not the assman. i think there's been a mistake. what's your name again? cosmo kramer. cosmo kramer. you are the assman. no, i'm not the assman. well, as far as the state of new york is concerned you are. how do you feel? fine. something the matter? no. then what is it? no. nothing. hi. i was with david puddy last night. yeah. so? he did the move. what move? you know. the move. wait a second. my move? david puddy used my move? yes. yes. i can't believe it. he stole my move. what else did you tell him? you two must have had quite a chat. oh, it wasn't like that. i didn't even mention you. you know, we were in the garage. you know how garages are. they're conducive to sex talk. it's a high-testosterone area. because of all the pistons and the lube jobs? i'm going to tell him to stop doing it. w-wait a second. what? isn't that a little... rash? no. he stole my move. yeah, but... i like the move. it
kramer: yeah, i'm here to pick up my new plates. my name's kramer cosmo kramer. kramer. all right.ht. sign right here, please. ok. all righty. thanks. "assman"? these don't belong to me. i'm not the assman. i think there's been a mistake. what's your name again? cosmo kramer. cosmo kramer. you are the assman. no, i'm not the assman. well, as far as the state of new york is concerned you are. how do you feel? fine. something the matter? no. then what is it? no. nothing. hi. i was with...
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Mar 22, 2013
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i'm gonna talk to kramer. george, do me a favor.ou an offer whatever it is just take it. hey, by the way... what'd you think of miss yoshimura? who? the network executive. you think she liked me? [voices partying] yeee! hey! look who's here! georgie, come on in! come on. i want you to come in here. get a good night's sleep, all right, fellas? big day tomorrow! [whooping and cheering] last one. ah...ahhhh! hey! where's the boys? i let them sleep in. i'm on my way to cash in their plane tickets. they need a little food money. kramer, the meeting starts in 10 minutes! i set their alarm. but they did have a lot of sake in that hot tub. i'm calling jerry. [ring] yeah? jerry, the japanese guys had sake in the hot tub! you gotta get 'em out of the drawers and down here or i don't have a focus group to sell the pilot to japanese tv! uncle leo? jerry! all right, all right. i'll wake them up. testy. [shouting in japanese] hello? mr. jerry, open the drawer, please! it's stuck. ow! ahh! the steam from the hot tub must've warped the wood. pull h
i'm gonna talk to kramer. george, do me a favor.ou an offer whatever it is just take it. hey, by the way... what'd you think of miss yoshimura? who? the network executive. you think she liked me? [voices partying] yeee! hey! look who's here! georgie, come on in! come on. i want you to come in here. get a good night's sleep, all right, fellas? big day tomorrow! [whooping and cheering] last one. ah...ahhhh! hey! where's the boys? i let them sleep in. i'm on my way to cash in their plane tickets....
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Mar 15, 2013
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kramer's the only person who could say something like that. tell kramer to tell her. no. him to do it, he'll never do it. you introduce him, and he'll just come out with it. yes. yes, you're right. that's right! i'll bring her over to meet kramer! oh! boys and girls. speak of the devil. listen, i, uh, i need a picture of you, buddy. what for? i'm putting everybody's picture up in our lobby. why? so everyone will know everybody's name. i don't want my picture plastered up. imagine walking by someone on the floor and you say, "hey, carl," and he says, "hey, jerry." that's the kind of society i want to live in. i don't want to stop and talk with everyone every time i go in the building. i just want to nod and be on my way. you know your eyeliner's smudged a little. why do you wear so much eye makeup? yeah. this is going to work out just fine! leo: ma! again with the catsup? don't they have them in the plastic squeeze containers? [knock on door] jerry, hello! hello, uncle leo! what are you doing here? nana called me to open the catsup. yeah, me, too. hello, jerry. hi, nana. h
kramer's the only person who could say something like that. tell kramer to tell her. no. him to do it, he'll never do it. you introduce him, and he'll just come out with it. yes. yes, you're right. that's right! i'll bring her over to meet kramer! oh! boys and girls. speak of the devil. listen, i, uh, i need a picture of you, buddy. what for? i'm putting everybody's picture up in our lobby. why? so everyone will know everybody's name. i don't want my picture plastered up. imagine walking by...
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Mar 19, 2013
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one day, he and i are playing pachinko-- kramer.[explosions and weapons fire] man, we're missing the death blow! i don't believe this. you know, i'm not supposed to be talking to you. no one's putting a gun to your head. do i, uh, scare you? no. a little. nice car. yeah. she's a sweet ride. is that your orthopedic back pillow? maybe. well is it or isn't it? i guess not. [brakes squeal] stay away from her. hey, i didn't do nothing. get in the car. but-- you heard me, young lady. get in the car. and you, you should know better. i don't want you infecting my staff. hey, lighten up. go get 'em death blow! uhh. you ok? i got a cramp. well, it's no wonder. you ate that entire bag of candy. uhh. there it goes again. kramer, you've got to drive me home. hey, what is going on over here? jerry, finish shooting the movie for me. are you nuts? there is no way i'm holding that thing. jerry, the man is in pain. maybe if he didn't lick his fingers before he reached in the bag, we would've eaten some. serves him right. what are you some kind of tou
one day, he and i are playing pachinko-- kramer.[explosions and weapons fire] man, we're missing the death blow! i don't believe this. you know, i'm not supposed to be talking to you. no one's putting a gun to your head. do i, uh, scare you? no. a little. nice car. yeah. she's a sweet ride. is that your orthopedic back pillow? maybe. well is it or isn't it? i guess not. [brakes squeal] stay away from her. hey, i didn't do nothing. get in the car. but-- you heard me, young lady. get in the car....
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Mar 14, 2013
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kramer and i saw it last night. spock dies, they wrap him up in a towel, and they shoot him out the bowels of the ship in that big sunglasses case. that was a hell of a thing when spock died. yeah. well... anyway, the, uh-- the stone is up, paid my respects. i guess that's it. so it's over? i have mourned for three long months. summer months, too. anybody could grieve in january. it's time for george to start being george again. all right. so let's do something later. how about a movie? yes! nothing says george like a movie. movie? yeah. you in? no, no, no. i can't. i got my martial arts class. george is going to the movies! whoo. so, how's your karate class going? karate jerry. karate. it's the lifetime pursuit of balance and harmony. but with punching and kicking. jerry, karate is not here. it's here... and here... and here. all right. i got to go to the airport and pick up elaine. what, she's been away? she's been in mexico for six weeks. no, i really think you're wrong. we just went to the fireworks the other da
kramer and i saw it last night. spock dies, they wrap him up in a towel, and they shoot him out the bowels of the ship in that big sunglasses case. that was a hell of a thing when spock died. yeah. well... anyway, the, uh-- the stone is up, paid my respects. i guess that's it. so it's over? i have mourned for three long months. summer months, too. anybody could grieve in january. it's time for george to start being george again. all right. so let's do something later. how about a movie? yes!...
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kramer: jerry: elaine! elaine? hey, elaine? hi. over here. jerry, george, kramer...an. nice how to see you. you doing? nice to meet you. this is really weird. could you guys excuse us just for a moment? sure. elaine: thanks. what? what do you guys want? elaine, i've got to have another picture of gillian. i tried to get him one but man hands almost ripped my arm out of the socket! you could've gotten it. could not. aah. guys i gotta go. take it easy. elaine? can i come? i'm--i'm sorry. we've already got a george. kramer: what did you want to see me, mr. leland? kramer, i've been reviewing your work. quite frankly it stinks. well, i, uh, i've been having trouble at home, and, uh-- i mean, uh, you know i'll work harder. nights, weekends whatever it takes. no, no, i don't think that's going to do it. these reports you handed in, it's almost as if you have no business training at all. i don't know what this is supposed to be. well, i'm, uh, just trying to get ahead. well, i'm sorry. there's just no way that we could keep you on. well, i don't even really work here. that'
kramer: jerry: elaine! elaine? hey, elaine? hi. over here. jerry, george, kramer...an. nice how to see you. you doing? nice to meet you. this is really weird. could you guys excuse us just for a moment? sure. elaine: thanks. what? what do you guys want? elaine, i've got to have another picture of gillian. i tried to get him one but man hands almost ripped my arm out of the socket! you could've gotten it. could not. aah. guys i gotta go. take it easy. elaine? can i come? i'm--i'm sorry. we've...
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look, kramer if i'm gonna live over there you gotta take some of this stuff out. thing is really freakin' me out. i feel like it's gonna come to life in the middle of the night and kill me. mr. marbles? he's harmless. and one other thing. i don't want newman usin' my-- oh, no. nice place you got here kramer. a man can really get some thinking done. don't get to comfortable. as soon as seth gets a real job you two are goin' back in that chicken supernova. what is that rogers' chicken? get that out of here. i don't know. the man makes a pretty strong bird. what is that, hickory? yeah. it's the wood that makes it good. really? uh-huh. gimme that. grrr. oh, stop it. what's the matter with you? [knock on door] can i help you? yeah. i'm elaine benes. we met at barney's. i'm a friend of george costanza's. ow. hi. whether you're aware of it or not george had this pathetic little plan to leave something behind so he could try and weasel a second date. really? i know. he has a real confidence problem. well, not really-- george. anyway, i know you told him that you didn't ha
look, kramer if i'm gonna live over there you gotta take some of this stuff out. thing is really freakin' me out. i feel like it's gonna come to life in the middle of the night and kill me. mr. marbles? he's harmless. and one other thing. i don't want newman usin' my-- oh, no. nice place you got here kramer. a man can really get some thinking done. don't get to comfortable. as soon as seth gets a real job you two are goin' back in that chicken supernova. what is that rogers' chicken? get that...
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your mother and i and kramer... have been talking. oh, god.ts can't blow through their savings in this community. it's low rent. we feel that florida is really the place where they should be. you can drop a grand in disney world like that! wait a minute. you're thinking of moving to florida again? well, it's either that or we stay here near you and just sit on the money. what do you think we should do, georgie? so, anyway effective immediately, miss benes will return to her old position at her original salary and i, of course will return to mine. kudos, elaine, on a job... done. what about my stock options? i think not. now down to business. i have had this vision... of a diaphanous, rumrunner's scarf. we could fly some fabric in from our silk factories for about a $1,000 a bolt. 1,000?! i know a couple of chinamen on 43rd street that'll do it for half that. it's, uh asian americans. what? who... are you? morty seinfeld. i cut velvet for 40 years with harry altman. ok, mr. seinfeld this is not-- elaine, did you hire this man? no, no. well, i m
your mother and i and kramer... have been talking. oh, god.ts can't blow through their savings in this community. it's low rent. we feel that florida is really the place where they should be. you can drop a grand in disney world like that! wait a minute. you're thinking of moving to florida again? well, it's either that or we stay here near you and just sit on the money. what do you think we should do, georgie? so, anyway effective immediately, miss benes will return to her old position at her...
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kramer wants to die with dignity. there's a feather in your cap. don't want to be a vegetable, elaine. i just want out. sometimes, in life the gods smile upon you, my friends. did you get someone to take that canadian quarter? i got another meeting with reilly. whole new audience and i bet i can get him to try that line again. who's reilly? george was scarfing shrimp at this meeting and this guy says, "hey, george the ocean called. they're running out of shrimp." listen to the comeback. oh, yeah? well the jerk store called. they're running out of you. well, you got to be kidding me. how about this one? how about... your cranium called. it's got some space to rent. that's good. what does that mean? hey, here you go. hey, reilly, the zoo called. you're due back by 6:00. no. no, no, no, you're not helping me. look, just tell him you had sex with his wife. that'll get him. i'm not looking for another line! i got the line! look, george just think about it, you know? you're married. how would you feel if somebody says to you that they just-- all right, a
kramer wants to die with dignity. there's a feather in your cap. don't want to be a vegetable, elaine. i just want out. sometimes, in life the gods smile upon you, my friends. did you get someone to take that canadian quarter? i got another meeting with reilly. whole new audience and i bet i can get him to try that line again. who's reilly? george was scarfing shrimp at this meeting and this guy says, "hey, george the ocean called. they're running out of shrimp." listen to the...
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jerry: i don't like this, kramer. will it be much longer? i'm sorry. it looks like the claim has been red-flagged. you're under investigation. investigation? hello, jerry. hello, newman. kramer...you, uh might as well run along. jerry may be a while. suspicion of mail fraud. mail fraud? well, you're in a lotta trouble buddy. leo, i've got your ointment. where's your, uh... where's your nurse? she left. whoa. whoa. no need to get angry. calm down. i am calm. leo, i don't care for your demeanor. demeanor? well, now you're just being difficult. what are you writing? so i, uh... really liked the pictures i picked up here yesterday. i'm glad, george. and, uh, here's a little roll that i think you may enjoy. great. shall we say...an hour? mm-hmm. hey, ron i gotta go to lunch. could you do a roll? no problem. oh, by the way... you know that model who's always in here? she's missing one of her lingerie shots. have you seen it? nope. all right. all right. all right. don't you find it interesting that your friend had the foresight to purchase postal insurance fo
jerry: i don't like this, kramer. will it be much longer? i'm sorry. it looks like the claim has been red-flagged. you're under investigation. investigation? hello, jerry. hello, newman. kramer...you, uh might as well run along. jerry may be a while. suspicion of mail fraud. mail fraud? well, you're in a lotta trouble buddy. leo, i've got your ointment. where's your, uh... where's your nurse? she left. whoa. whoa. no need to get angry. calm down. i am calm. leo, i don't care for your demeanor....
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Mar 21, 2013
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kramer: frank!ing made possible by columbia tristar domestic television til dance do we part! the solos are complete... you are the pig to her blanket. that's not breakdancing, that's break-up dancing. don't give up on us america, we're not done yet! now two must dance as one. you won't run into the top ten appliance brands just anywhere... only sears carries them all. hurry in and get up to 30% or more off appliances with your sears card this is sears. ♪ i'm your venus ♪ [ female announcer ] what does beauty feel like? find out with venus embrace. every five-bladed stroke gives you 360 degrees of smooth for goddess skin you can feel and feel. ♪ i'm your venus ♪ only from venus embrace. denny's value menu's got the... cheese quesadilla, all you can eat pancakes the classic burger, the fried cheese melt. so many choices, so little airtime. the $2$4$6$8 value menu®. only at denny's. man: our next speaker is george costanza on the subject of risk management. [whistling] "ovaltine..." "have you ever had
kramer: frank!ing made possible by columbia tristar domestic television til dance do we part! the solos are complete... you are the pig to her blanket. that's not breakdancing, that's break-up dancing. don't give up on us america, we're not done yet! now two must dance as one. you won't run into the top ten appliance brands just anywhere... only sears carries them all. hurry in and get up to 30% or more off appliances with your sears card this is sears. ♪ i'm your venus ♪ [ female announcer...
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is kramer home? you know, louise i think you'll find this amusing. in early euclidean geometry-- george i have to have sex. i used to share that very same outlook but now i have so many things to occupy my mind. for instance... the atom-- good-bye, george. i hate you. what a fascinating turn of events. ¿mais cafe? sim, por favor. ms. wilkie your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak. who could love me? heh. i disagree. in fact, i feel mr. kramer projects a... rugged masculinity. rugged? the man's a goblin. he's only been exposed to smoke for 4 days. by the time this case gets to trial he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head. all right, mr. chiles. you'll have our offer by tomorrow. good day, gentlemen. yeah. bye-bye. jackie, jackie... you did it. we're rich. you better believe it. jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement. wait till i get it! [gasp] congratulations! you passed! elaine, elaine i don't think we should see each other anymore. what? you're breaking up with me? but i sacrificed and s
is kramer home? you know, louise i think you'll find this amusing. in early euclidean geometry-- george i have to have sex. i used to share that very same outlook but now i have so many things to occupy my mind. for instance... the atom-- good-bye, george. i hate you. what a fascinating turn of events. ¿mais cafe? sim, por favor. ms. wilkie your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak. who could love me? heh. i disagree. in fact, i feel mr. kramer...
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kra--kramer, don't! get him! [ teen ] times are good, aren't they, kids? u-verse, isn't it? see back in my day, we didn't have these newfangled wireless receivers. fangled? no, we watched march madness in the living room... that's where the tv outlet was. what is he talking about? and if mom was hosting her book club that day, guess what...you missed it! we couldn't just move the tv all willy-nilly all over the house. ohh! ohh! kids today have it so good. ok. [ male announcer ] call to get u-verse tv starting at $19 a month for 2 years with qualifying bundles. rethink possible. 6<"? [ female announcer ] before allegra, allergies held scott back. children's allegra -- effective, long-lasting non-drowsy relief of their toughest symptoms. after allegra, kids can stop suffering and start living. [knock on door] [knock knock knock] hello? is anybody he-- oh! they said they were sending over an asian woman. oh, my god. captioning made possible by columbia tristar domestic television captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- [ female annou
kra--kramer, don't! get him! [ teen ] times are good, aren't they, kids? u-verse, isn't it? see back in my day, we didn't have these newfangled wireless receivers. fangled? no, we watched march madness in the living room... that's where the tv outlet was. what is he talking about? and if mom was hosting her book club that day, guess what...you missed it! we couldn't just move the tv all willy-nilly all over the house. ohh! ohh! kids today have it so good. ok. [ male announcer ] call to get...
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[kramer laughs] kramer. elaine. what are you doing here? jerry asked me to meet bridgette.out his plane in ithaca? what about the plane in ithaca? our stupid friend freaked out the pilot. single-handedly delayed the plane a whole hour. can you believe that? whew, boy. your friend caused the delay? you're a cheat. no, no. wait! nobody hustles earl haffler. come on. see you around cosmo. what? damn it. howdy, ma'am. poison you? ha! jerry seinfeld tried to poison you? wait. mr. pitt what are you, delirious? he's never even met you. you're fired elaine. goodbye. goodbye? jerry, what happened? bridgette! i'm so sorry. i got stuck out of town. i missed our whole time together. well, my plane doesn't leave for another half hour. really? oh, god. it's him! it's the pilot! captioning made possible by columbia tristar domestic television captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- denny's value menu's got the... cheese quesadilla, all you can eat pancakes the classic burger, the fried cheese melt. so many choices, so little airtime. the $2$4$6$8 value menu®. onl
[kramer laughs] kramer. elaine. what are you doing here? jerry asked me to meet bridgette.out his plane in ithaca? what about the plane in ithaca? our stupid friend freaked out the pilot. single-handedly delayed the plane a whole hour. can you believe that? whew, boy. your friend caused the delay? you're a cheat. no, no. wait! nobody hustles earl haffler. come on. see you around cosmo. what? damn it. howdy, ma'am. poison you? ha! jerry seinfeld tried to poison you? wait. mr. pitt what are you,...
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tell him, kramer. he had breasts. what do you mean breasts? big breasts.ot of older men have that. not these. these were real hooters. i was throwing up all night. it's like my own personal crying game. maybe you're going to get them, too, george. yeah, that's right. what if it's a genetic thing-- like father, like son? your father's not bald. that skips a generation. the baldness gene comes from your grandfather. then i suppose the bosom gene comes from your grandmother. frank can't be too comfortable with those things clanging around. he should wear something for support. you mean a bra? a bra is for ladies. i'm talking about a support undergarment specifically designed for men. that brain never stops working, does it? that's right. i'm going to go noodle with this. hey! we're twins. what? our shirts they're the same. oh. imagine that. what did you say to the doorman? what? nothing. he claims that you followed him home and started harassing him. has this guy got a personal vendetta with me 'cause i asked him about the knicks? did you make the movie? no.
tell him, kramer. he had breasts. what do you mean breasts? big breasts.ot of older men have that. not these. these were real hooters. i was throwing up all night. it's like my own personal crying game. maybe you're going to get them, too, george. yeah, that's right. what if it's a genetic thing-- like father, like son? your father's not bald. that skips a generation. the baldness gene comes from your grandfather. then i suppose the bosom gene comes from your grandmother. frank can't be too...
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kramer-- ¿habla espanol? si. ¿como se dice... waterbed? anyway, i--i, um...know that i'm really sorry that happened, and if i can help out in any way, i'll certainly be glad to do that. well, i guess that's about it. you got anything to drink? agua. um, you know we really should be going. i need some water. hurry up. paquita. ¿paquita? [speaking spanish] his cat's gone. la puerta esta abierta. ¡la puerta esta abierta! who left the door open? who left the door open? come on! come on! help me look! pssst. pssst. only the best dishes make applebee's 2 for $20 menu, and our newest entrees are just bursting with the "jazzed-up" flavor of bourbon street. [ male announcer ] alan, come on, let's get to the food. people are hungry. the new creamy cajun steak & shrimp, on our 2 for $20 menu. one app, two entrees only 20 bucks. see you tomorrow. your battle with frizz? it's over. frizz-ease from john frieda, stops frizz before it starts. for smooth style that lasts all day. consider your frizz, conquered. frizz-ease from john frieda. expect perfect. r[ r[ you know cats,
kramer-- ¿habla espanol? si. ¿como se dice... waterbed? anyway, i--i, um...know that i'm really sorry that happened, and if i can help out in any way, i'll certainly be glad to do that. well, i guess that's about it. you got anything to drink? agua. um, you know we really should be going. i need some water. hurry up. paquita. ¿paquita? [speaking spanish] his cat's gone. la puerta esta abierta. ¡la puerta esta abierta! who left the door open? who left the door open? come on! come on! help me...
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Mar 27, 2013
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newman, kramer if you'll indulge me. according to your story, hernandez passes you and starts walking up the ramp. then you say you were struck on the right temple. the spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple striking newman between the third and the fourth ribs. the spit then came off the rib, made a right turn, hitting newman in the right wrist causing him to drop his baseball cap. the spit then splashed off the wrist pauses in midair mind you... makes a left turn, and lands on newman's left thigh. that is one magic lugey. you may think you're an idiot, but i'm a much bigger idiot than you are. don't insult me. remember who you're talking to. no one's a bigger idiot than me. am i a hipster doofus? no. no. she said i'm not good-looking enough for her. jerry, look at my face. am i beautiful? george, am i beautiful? you're very attractive. is it possible i'm not as attractive as i think i am? we're not gay. not that there's anything wrong with that. no, of course not. if that's who you are. absolutely. i have many g
newman, kramer if you'll indulge me. according to your story, hernandez passes you and starts walking up the ramp. then you say you were struck on the right temple. the spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple striking newman between the third and the fourth ribs. the spit then came off the rib, made a right turn, hitting newman in the right wrist causing him to drop his baseball cap. the spit then splashed off the wrist pauses in midair mind you... makes a left turn, and lands on newman's...
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kramer. now he's a character. the bus is out of control! so i grab him by the collar, i get behind the wheel and now i'm driving the bus. you're batman. yeah, yeah. i am batman. then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts choking me so i'm fighting him off with one hand and driving the bus with the other. i managed to open the door and kicked him out with my foot at the next stop. you kept making all the stops? well, people kept ringing the bell! so everybody i know is a character on the show. right. my wallet's gone! my wallet's gone! jerry! uncle leo. hello! how could you? what? you were making out during schindler's list? how long's it take to find a bra? what's going on in there? you ask me to get underwear i'm back in two seconds. you know about the uh, cup sizes and all? they have different cups. yeah. i--i know about the cups. you got the "a"... "b"... the "c"... the "d"-- that's the biggest. i go out for milk. i come home and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park. i'm a united states postal worker. aren't those
kramer. now he's a character. the bus is out of control! so i grab him by the collar, i get behind the wheel and now i'm driving the bus. you're batman. yeah, yeah. i am batman. then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts choking me so i'm fighting him off with one hand and driving the bus with the other. i managed to open the door and kicked him out with my foot at the next stop. you kept making all the stops? well, people kept ringing the bell! so everybody i know is a character on the show....
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kramer. kramer. >> hello cpac > i do not have a hard act to follow, do i/ i am honored to be here today and i am modest rating -- and i am not written this panel -- i am moderating this panel. we have some rising stars and you're going to get to meet them all. this brings our whole program together and focuses on the future. this is something cpac will be doing every year. bring up andto the honorableou michael caldwell. he is a republican representative for the 20th state house. welcome georgia representative michael caldwell. [applause] >> thank you very much. -- statee legislature legislator i am told i am to concern myself with one thing, how can i conceivably and rationally -- what can i conceivably and rationally accomplish in the house of representatives? i want to tell you about my perception of the realm of the possible. i am 23-years old and i represent 54,000 georgians in the state house of representatives. when i wonny is that this seat it wasn't the first time i ran for elected o
kramer. kramer. >> hello cpac > i do not have a hard act to follow, do i/ i am honored to be here today and i am modest rating -- and i am not written this panel -- i am moderating this panel. we have some rising stars and you're going to get to meet them all. this brings our whole program together and focuses on the future. this is something cpac will be doing every year. bring up andto the honorableou michael caldwell. he is a republican representative for the 20th state house....
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jim kramer somebody did a study of his ticks.g you could do if you wanted to make money would be to immediately short or bet against anything he mentioned as a buy. because hear what he is saying and the price goes up and a couple weeks later it comes back down. >> jon: i'm not familiar with his work but some of the other people. i think what is so difficult here is that there is this idea now that work is not enough. >> right. well, it isn't for many people. >> jon: that is the point. that seems to be the problem with the system. hucksters have always existed. >> right. >> jon: it seems like the system has shifted. >> we have 50% of the population saying they are living paycheck to paycheck. there's an industry of people saying you can't manage your money follow me. instead of saying gosh 50% of the population can't get by what is wrong with society. >> jon: what is so infuriating to me is that this idea along you are w- your life and work and all the things you need, you need to familiarize yourself with this complex and obscur
jim kramer somebody did a study of his ticks.g you could do if you wanted to make money would be to immediately short or bet against anything he mentioned as a buy. because hear what he is saying and the price goes up and a couple weeks later it comes back down. >> jon: i'm not familiar with his work but some of the other people. i think what is so difficult here is that there is this idea now that work is not enough. >> right. well, it isn't for many people. >> jon: that is...
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. >> the basement club has appointed frank kramer as coach. he has worked with used teams and recently in charge of relegation rival hoffenhiem as interim coach. >> a rally news for you just briefly. he is just one the rally in mexico is suffering an early setback due to technical problems. we have a lot more news coming norway on dw. >> when we come back, it's been two years since the devastating earthquake and tsunami in japan. we have a look at how things stand today. >> more details on that. stay with us. >> monday marked a somber anniversary. it has been two years since the ocean rose against japan. they have observed a moment of silence for the 19,000 people lost on march 11th, 2011. >> they have a ceremony in tokyo appealing to people not to forget the victims lost and those who still suffer. the events are still etched into the nation's collective memory. >> the earthquake and tsunami devastated much of the northeastern coast and the fukushima of power plant causing the worst nuclear accident in a generation. >> silence and reflection.
. >> the basement club has appointed frank kramer as coach. he has worked with used teams and recently in charge of relegation rival hoffenhiem as interim coach. >> a rally news for you just briefly. he is just one the rally in mexico is suffering an early setback due to technical problems. we have a lot more news coming norway on dw. >> when we come back, it's been two years since the devastating earthquake and tsunami in japan. we have a look at how things stand today....
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daniel j kramer has filed seeking beverage control license for 135 poul street. seeks approval or denial of this license. there have been approximate 127 police calls for service at that location which resulted in 37 reports. that plot has recorded 766 reports in 2011. applicant is located in a high crime area. it's tract 012301. it's located in an undue concentrated area. there is letters of protest with the alcoholic beverage control department and 14 letters in support. there is no opposition from tenderloin police station. it liaison licensing unit approval. no. 1, which has been modified, sales of alcoholic beverage shall be permitted between sunday through wednesday from hours of 10 a.m. to 11 a.m.. and thursday through saturday from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m.. no. 2 modified that no more than the square footage be used for alcoholic display. no. 4 the petitioner is responsible to main tain the area they control and lighting shall not disturb the normal privacy and any neighboring residents. no. 4 prohibited on sidewalks premises of license depicted on abc form. no
daniel j kramer has filed seeking beverage control license for 135 poul street. seeks approval or denial of this license. there have been approximate 127 police calls for service at that location which resulted in 37 reports. that plot has recorded 766 reports in 2011. applicant is located in a high crime area. it's tract 012301. it's located in an undue concentrated area. there is letters of protest with the alcoholic beverage control department and 14 letters in support. there is no...
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lieutenant jeff kramer, many thanks for bringing us up to date on all this.'s go to kusa live for us in monument with the very latest. any updates on the search there? >> reporter: we have actually seen sheriff deputies and investigators search through this wooded area within the past hour or so. they've been walking through here, combing this area, these lots are very large and these are very wooded heavily wooded areas. so they didn't know if that suspect originally fled on foot. that's why they were focusing so much on here. now, way up the hill, we are pretty far away from where this house is. but you can kind of see a trail of the cars. those are the investigators cars and they've been going back and forth, a number of agencies working with the el paso county sheriff's department up at that house, but they have been busy since last night. they say it is so good the sun has finally come up here because working against the night hours has been very hard for them. in fact, as soon as the sun came up, they started releasing more information about that car de
lieutenant jeff kramer, many thanks for bringing us up to date on all this.'s go to kusa live for us in monument with the very latest. any updates on the search there? >> reporter: we have actually seen sheriff deputies and investigators search through this wooded area within the past hour or so. they've been walking through here, combing this area, these lots are very large and these are very wooded heavily wooded areas. so they didn't know if that suspect originally fled on foot. that's...
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to have been the case in the community of the response there were the very fierce playwright larry kramer was a real leader in this conversation and in zimbabwe and in uganda in congo there were singers who are leaders in this conversations and other places or political leaders who didn't maybe could be almost anybody can write maybe somebody has to stand up and take this on it doesn't matter who it is it's just long as one person carries in his her system. kelly and i think what's going to eventually happen as far as in our community is that we need to start letting young people and even young people just people in general understand the power of their voice because eventually was going to happen is that. the new media is going to be the cell phone ok because as they see things put the video you know because now cell phones you could upload photos directly to youtube all these different things is that now they have the power to tell the story. as more people living with hiv step forward to tell their stories we will no longer be able to ignore them and pretend we are safe the conversatio
to have been the case in the community of the response there were the very fierce playwright larry kramer was a real leader in this conversation and in zimbabwe and in uganda in congo there were singers who are leaders in this conversations and other places or political leaders who didn't maybe could be almost anybody can write maybe somebody has to stand up and take this on it doesn't matter who it is it's just long as one person carries in his her system. kelly and i think what's going to...
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i am gidian kramer, vice president of the neighborhood association. and following up on what the last speaker said, we completely support this project with one exception. that's the 14-foot bulb outs. and if you can pass this out and look at this. this summarizes our objection o. the idea of reducing dolores down to one lane will have only a negligible effect on traffic flow. regardless of this supposed simulation is ridiculous. there is no way you can have the same amount of traffic going through a single lane. where before you had two lanes. and think that will not have an impact. you have a huge amount of traffic coming off from freeway 101 from work, and come up to boss street and make a left on market street. and now they make a left turn into a dedicated-left turn lane to dolores street to go home or whole foods store. and they will be shuttled through a single lane. it's not rocket science to imagine if you have x amount of traffic to two lanes, and now restrict to one lane. even if it's only that single choke point and opens to two lanes after
i am gidian kramer, vice president of the neighborhood association. and following up on what the last speaker said, we completely support this project with one exception. that's the 14-foot bulb outs. and if you can pass this out and look at this. this summarizes our objection o. the idea of reducing dolores down to one lane will have only a negligible effect on traffic flow. regardless of this supposed simulation is ridiculous. there is no way you can have the same amount of traffic going...
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ruby kramer from buzzfeed.com.ontinue the conversation on the issues of the day with sabrina siddiqui from "huffington post" and all of the rest of us here on the "full court press" team. >> announcer: heard around the country and seen on current tv, this is the "bill press show." doing the things that i am given to doing anyway. staying in tough with everything that is going on politically and putting my own nuance on it. not only does senator rubio just care about rich people but somehow he thinks raising the minimum wage is a bad idea for the middle class. but we do care about them, right? vo: the war room tonight at 6 eastern current tv is the place for true stories. with award winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines. real, gripping, current. documentaries... on current tv. >> announcer: this is the "bill press show." live on your radio and current tv. >> bill: you got it. 13 minutes before the top of the hour. on a tuesday march 12. busy day on capitol hill today. sabrina siddiqui covers the h
ruby kramer from buzzfeed.com.ontinue the conversation on the issues of the day with sabrina siddiqui from "huffington post" and all of the rest of us here on the "full court press" team. >> announcer: heard around the country and seen on current tv, this is the "bill press show." doing the things that i am given to doing anyway. staying in tough with everything that is going on politically and putting my own nuance on it. not only does senator rubio just...
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have been the case in the community of that was they were the purveyor of fear is quite right larry kramer was a real leader in this conversation and in zimbabwe and in uganda in congo there were singers who are leaders in this conversations and other places or political leaders who didn't maybe could be almost anybody right maybe somebody has to stand up and take this on it doesn't matter who it is it's just long as i don't personally care isn't is her system. kelly and i think what's going to eventually happen as far as in our community is that we need to start letting young people and even young people just people in general understand the power of their voice because eventually was going to happen is that. the new media is going to be the cell phone ok because as they see things put the video you know because now cell phones you could upload photos directly to you tube all these different things is that now they have the power to tell the story. as more people living with hiv step forward to tell their stories we will no longer be able to ignore them and pretend we are safe the convers
have been the case in the community of that was they were the purveyor of fear is quite right larry kramer was a real leader in this conversation and in zimbabwe and in uganda in congo there were singers who are leaders in this conversations and other places or political leaders who didn't maybe could be almost anybody right maybe somebody has to stand up and take this on it doesn't matter who it is it's just long as i don't personally care isn't is her system. kelly and i think what's going to...
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happen to have been the case in the community that was there and the paraphrase playwright larry kramer was a real leader in this conversation and in zimbabwe and in uganda in congo there were singers who are leaders in this conversations and in other places or political leaders who didn't maybe could be almost anybody can write maybe somebody has to stand up and take this on it doesn't matter who it is it's just long as i don't personally care as an as her system. kelly and i think what's going to eventually happen as far as our community is that we need to start letting young people and even young people just people in general understand the power of their voice because eventually was going to happen is that. the new media is going to be the cell phone ok because as they see things put the video you know because now cell phones you could upload photos directly to youtube all these different things is that now they have the power to tell the story. as more people living with hiv step forward to tell their stories we will no longer be able to ignore them and pretend we are safe the conv
happen to have been the case in the community that was there and the paraphrase playwright larry kramer was a real leader in this conversation and in zimbabwe and in uganda in congo there were singers who are leaders in this conversations and in other places or political leaders who didn't maybe could be almost anybody can write maybe somebody has to stand up and take this on it doesn't matter who it is it's just long as i don't personally care as an as her system. kelly and i think what's...
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this week, production supervisor and food dude jeff kramer works on commercials, features, and tv showss mantra is hurry up and wait, so when it comes to the good food at his unusual venue, he doesn't mind waiting for what he calls a show-stopping meal. mike stephen works out any kinks in his restaurant. there are two ways to la
this week, production supervisor and food dude jeff kramer works on commercials, features, and tv showss mantra is hurry up and wait, so when it comes to the good food at his unusual venue, he doesn't mind waiting for what he calls a show-stopping meal. mike stephen works out any kinks in his restaurant. there are two ways to la
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been the case in the community of the response there would have been very fair is quite right larry kramer was a real leader in this conversation and in zimbabwe and in uganda in congo there were singers who are leaders in this conversations and other places or political leaders who didn't maybe could be almost anybody can write maybe somebody has to stand up and take this on it doesn't matter who it is it's just long as i don't personally care as an as her system. kelly and i think what's going to eventually happen as far as our community is that we need to start letting young people and even young people just people in general understand the power of their voice because eventually was going to happen is that. the new media is going to be the cell phone ok because as they see things put the video because now cell phones you could upload photos directly to youtube all these different things is that now they have the power to tell the story. as more people living with hiv step forward to tell their stories we will no longer be able to ignore them and pretend we are safe the conversation mus
been the case in the community of the response there would have been very fair is quite right larry kramer was a real leader in this conversation and in zimbabwe and in uganda in congo there were singers who are leaders in this conversations and other places or political leaders who didn't maybe could be almost anybody can write maybe somebody has to stand up and take this on it doesn't matter who it is it's just long as i don't personally care as an as her system. kelly and i think what's...
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been the case in the community of the response there and the been very fair is quite right larry kramer was a real leader in this conversation and in some form of way and in uganda in congo there were singers who are leaders in this conversations and other places or political leaders who didn't maybe could be almost anybody right maybe still somebody has to stand up and take this on it doesn't matter who it is as long as i don't personally care as in his her system. kelly and i think what's going to eventually happen as far as our community is that we need to start letting young people and even young people just people in general understand the power of their voice because eventually was going to happen is that. the new media is going to be the cell phone ok because as they see things put the video you know because now cell phones you could upload photos directly to youtube all these different things is that now they have the power to tell the story. as more people living with hiv step forward to tell their stories we will no longer be able to ignore them and pretend we are safe the con
been the case in the community of the response there and the been very fair is quite right larry kramer was a real leader in this conversation and in some form of way and in uganda in congo there were singers who are leaders in this conversations and other places or political leaders who didn't maybe could be almost anybody right maybe still somebody has to stand up and take this on it doesn't matter who it is as long as i don't personally care as in his her system. kelly and i think what's...
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. >>> andrew kramer is never leaving. dining out is fundamental and he will sell, he can sell and push or promote his chosen spots, but
. >>> andrew kramer is never leaving. dining out is fundamental and he will sell, he can sell and push or promote his chosen spots, but