show, pumpkin mcpornhumper, grab-ass grandpa, orange julius caesar, colludacris, flabbio, spready kreugerthe tandalorian, lie-ger woods, q-a-don, dick tater tot -- [ cheers and applause ] i only have 100 more, okay? [ laughter ] quid pro combover. uncle scam, fiberace, the one-term-inator, chocolate mousse-ilini, ymca-hole, the recount of monte cristo, daddy bone spurs, or george waaaaaaah-shington? maybe that was the one, folks. [ cheering and applause ] wow. what a fragile little snowflake. what a blow hard. he's a blow hard and a snowflake. he's a blow-flake is what he is. [ laughter ] he should change the hats to say "make america whine again." mawa. [ laughter ] when you think of all the people i regularly make fun of, the it's a lot of people. the only two who have tried to stop me were donald trump and marjorie taylor greene, who actually called the cops on me. i've made fun of o.j. a thousand times, he hasn't tried to kill me once! [ laughter ] [ applause ] and this guy, donald trump, all he does is making fun. he makes fun of disabled journalists, he calls our veterans prisoners