please welcome kris jenner! kris, come on out! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> love that song!hday. >> thank you. i did. [ cheers and applause ] i did. just celebrated. everybody in my family celebrated a birthday this week. kendall, bruce, me, kim, the whole group. we got it all out of the way in the same week. >> jay: really? >> so, yeah. i'm exhausted. >> jay: it's like you guys never do anything alone. it's always hundreds of people involved. >> as a group, as a family, we roll together. that's what we do. [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: now, i have to ask you something. since your birthday was saturday, did you happen to watch "saturday night live" on saturday? >> i think that was my birthday present. >> jay: was that it, yeah? >> from nbc, yeah. >> jay: what was your reaction there? >> you know what? i thought it was incredibly funny. >> jay: okay. >> and i thought she -- kristen wiig -- got me spot on. and as i said a couple of days ago, i just want to know where she got those earrings. because i love them. >> jay: yeah, really? >> yeah. >> jay: now, i read your book. an

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on tuesday, kris jenner goes shopping on kris jenner goes shopping. sday, kim and khloe surprise kylie, kris and kendall. on thursday, kris, kjlie kim and court no kourtney. dozens of innocent people are injured on friday with khloe can't control her kangaroo. that's this spring on e. >> jimmy: ka cat trophy is what it is. so, that's good news. last flignight on the show, i td about the accident that happened during the taping of the show "mythbusters." they shot a cannon ball and it flew into a neighborhood, it went through some people's houses and cars. we showed some video of headline news anchor robin meade talk about this. we had a cannon ball come in and hit her, too. so, she showed the clip that we showed on our show -- it's confusing but here. here is what happened. >> did you watch on jimmy kimmel last night? >> yeah, i was going to say, i saw a different version of that story on late night tv last night. >> here's what jimmy did to it. >> i've seen that show, it's fascinating but what was the myth that they were trying to bust? >> jimmy: it's

on tuesday, kris jenner goes shopping on kris jenner goes shopping. m and khloe surprise kylie, kris and kendall. on shopping surprise with kim, khloe, kylie, kris and kendall. and on friday, dozens of innocent people are trampled on khloe can't control her inner kangaroo. all kardashians, all the time, this spring, only on e. [ applause ] >> jimmy: catastrophe is what it is. so, that's good news. you know, last night on the show, i was talking about the accident that happened during the taping of the show "mythbusters." did you hear about that? they shot a cannon ball and it flew into a neighborhood, it went through some people's houses and cars. we showed some video of headline news anchor robin meade talking about this story. at the end, we had the cannon ball come in and hit her, too. so, this morning, she showed a clip of us showing the clip of her from her show on our show on her show -- it's confusing, but here. this is what happened. >> did you watch on jimmy kimmel last night? >> yeah, i was going to say, i saw a different version of that stor

kris jenner admitted she'd never been to the workshop. >>> rumors are flying justin timberlake and jessica biel got engaged. >>> finally the national enquirer claims bill murray shredded a proposed script for "ghostbusters 3" sending it back to dan aykroyd with the note saying, no one wants to pay money to see fat old men chasing ghosts. >> they do. i'll take it. >> bill will. i think he may be the only one. >> can you imagine marshmallow man in 3d? >>> moving on, houston, texas, where one man proves it's never too late to pay a debt. rummaging through old mementos dale found a 58-year-old parking ticket. he got it just before boarding a bus to join the army. although the city long ago erased any record of it, he contacted officials, offering to pay the $1 fine. well, the mayor was so impressed with his honesty that she waved all penalties and interest, which dale says his wife would be glad to hear. >>> i'm lynn berry and this is "early today," just your first stop of the day today on your nbc station. >>> 4:28 is our time right now. we have 55 degrees here in the nation's capital. still

kris jenner admitted she'd never been to the workshop. >>> rumors are flying justin timberlake and jessica biel got engaged. >>> finally the national enquirer claims bill murray shredded a proposed script for "ghostbusters 3" sending it back to dan aykroyd with the note saying, no one wants to pay money to see fat old men chasing ghosts. >> they do. i'll take it. >> bill will. i think he may be the only one. >> can you imagine marshmallow man in 3d? >>> moving on, houston, texas, where one man proves it's never too late to pay a debt. rummaging through old mementos dale found a 58-year-old parking ticket. he got it just before boarding a bus to join the army. although the city long ago erased any record of it, he contacted officials, offering to pay the $1 fine. well, the mayor was so impressed with his honesty that she waved all penalties and interest, which dale says his wife would be glad to hear. >>> i'm lynn berry and this is "early today," just your first stop of the day today on your nbc station. >> live, local, late-breaking, this is wbal-tv 11 news today. >> good morning. walking

kris jenner said she's sure nothing bad is going on but admitted she'd never been to the workshop. >>> rumors are flying justin timberlake and jessica biel got engaged at a ski resort. i'm not sure i'm believing that. >>> finally the national enquirer claims bill murray shredded a proposed script for "ghostbusters 3" sending it back to dan aykroyd with the note saying, no one wants to pay money to see fat old men chasing ghosts. we beg to differ. >>> this comes to us from ktrc in houston, texas, where one man proved it is never too late to pay a debt. rummaging through old mementos he found a 58-year-old parking ticket. he got it before boarding a bus to join the army, although the city long ago erased record of it he went to officials offering to pay the $1 fine. the mayor was so impressed with his honesty that she waived all penalties and interest which dale said his wife would be glad to hear. >>> i'm lynn berry and this is "early today," just your first stop of the day today on your nbc station. >>> a cuddly cub in denmark with the ability to thaw the iciest of hearts. this baby p

mother kris jenner told tmz says she's sure nothing terrible is going on. >>> justin timberlake and jessica gauged at a jackson, wyoming, ski resort. i don't think i buy it. >>> on the verge of turning 65, steven spielberg tells nbc news he never thinks of retirement. >>> "national enquirer" claims bill murray shredded a script for "ghost busters 3." saying no one wants to pay money to see fat old men chasing ghosts. we beg to differ. we'll pay good money to see that. >> you don't cross the streams. there's so many references that we have. >> if we can do "hangover 3," yes can definitely do ghost buster. >> who you gonna call? >> i'm lynn berry. this is "first look." stay tuned, "way too early with willie geist" starts right now. >>> newt gingrich and mitt romney argue with each other as if this is now a two-man race despite the fact that ron paul is leading in the iowa poles. the question is what will a triumphant paul mean for the iowa caucuses. >>> good news for millions of travelers, the faa changes rules for airlines by allowing pilots more rest and time off in attempt to cut down on a

kris jenner. kris kringle. the matching ties and head bands. it's all there. days of yore? you can almost smell the leather. and as long as we're going way, way back, this isn't a card but it's a very festive photo of a very young justin timberlake, complete with garland around his neck, a jacket that shines brighter than the moon on the new fallen slow and a christmas gift in a box that he's holding it somewhat higher than he did many years later for his "snl" video with adam samberg. ♪ something real ♪ i want to give you something from the heart ♪ >> something special, girl. ♪ it's my [ bleep ] in a box ♪ ♪ my [ bleep ] in a box ♪ it's my [ bleep ] in a box ♪ my [ bleep ] in a box, girl >> i think he'funny. speaking of our videos, can we talk about my favorite one of the year? it's the honey badger. let's watch just a little bit of it, shall we? >> the honey badger has been referred to by the guinness book of world records as the most fearless animal in all the animal kingdom. it really doesn't give a [ bleep ]. if it's hungry it's hungry. ooh, what's that i

kris jenner is mad and wants blood. she's going to sue anyone that says the fashion line comes out of a sweat shop. it is made in china, but not all of the factories in china are sweat shops. >> right. all right. rihanna is upset over a magazine article written about her. >> she has good reason. this dutch magazine was talking about her style and called her the "n" word, "b" word when talking ability her style. the editor said it was a joke, a funny joke. when she got flak for calling a rational slur a funny joke, rihanna got mad. the magazine invited her to come back and talk about it. i'm thinking she's not going to want to do that. >> i don't think so. >> i don't think so. >> kanye west had words for a fan that threw something at him? >> he is a businessman, but doesn't want to do business when he's performing. a fan threw a business card up on stage. he said listen, i will take everybody out if you don't tell me who threw this card. >> over a business card? >> he's like i could have fallen. i risk my life coming out

but i do admire kris jenner's attitude. i wish i had a female pimp.hat's the only thing i'm missing at this point. >> what do you make of the extensive 72-day marriage? >> that's heaven for me. because i did two four hour-long specials in one year. never been done by any comedian male or female. but by special three or four, the whole marriage was over. that's a bonanza for comedy. >> was it a scam or true love hit a rocky path? >> i love that you think they started with true love. i watch that show every week. now i'm watching " kourtner and kim take new york." >> the mere fact that we're talking about them adds to the brand because they rely on the -- >> yes, of course. so i enjoy watching them. i enjoy their whore makeup. >> that's a bit cruel. >> i love when you try to make a decent guy. i like when you have the family here that's a big get for you. you can get them for the opening for an envelope. so really congratulations. nice job with the booking department. how did you ever score -- they were going between their sears appearance and -- >> the

and then her mom, kris jenner, was next to her, who is my idol. >> jimmy: she is? >> yes.that my mom, like, raised me and sent me to school and fed me and i think she should have been more like a pimp, more like -- that's what i would have liked. [ applause ] i had dreams. and so, yes, at one point, i will say -- it's a little difficult to carry on conversations with kim. >> jimmy: why? >> she's super stupid. allegedly. i've not -- i'm -- [ laughter ] i'm not -- only my opinion. so, but -- i -- >> jimmy: did you talk to her? >> i tried to make her laugh and i was being very, very funny. i will tell you. and she did not laugh at my of my jokes. >> jimmy: really? >> not one. but they had -- it was, you know, they had viola davis was there, from "the help." she was reading a list of nails of young women that have been given scholarships and kim leaned in and he said, literally, she said, reading names is so hard. and i go, yes, if you're ill t illiterate. she was actually very nice. she said, i have to leave early and she goes, they're making me do a photo shoot. i don't know

like this one, kris jenner, kriss kringle, the matching ties and head bands.hristmas card from days of yore. you can almost smell the leather. as long as we're going way, way back, this isn't a card but a very festive photo of a very young justin timberlake, complete with garland around his neck, a jacket that shines brighter than the moon. and a christmas box that he's holding higher than he did for his snl video with andy samburg. ♪ i'm going to get you something from the heart ♪ ♪ i'm going to get you something special, girl ♪ ♪ it's [ bleep ] in a box >> i think he's funny. speaking of our videos, can we talk about my favorite one of the year, it's the honey badger. let's watch just a little bit of it, shall we? >> the honey badger has been referred to in the guinness book of world records as the most fearless animal in the animal kingdom. what is that? oh, it's got a cobra oh, it runs backwards. the snake's up in the tree. honey badger don't care. honey badger don't give a [ bleep ]. it just takes what it wants. >> it goes on and on like that. i know it's

along with the matriarch of the kardashian family, kris jenner. we'll find out what is going on.'s monday night, time for "headlines." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ all right. the republicans don't like obama, and i found out why. this next headline is it. >> rickey: uh oh. >> jay: it's not the tax thing. it's not he wants to have social programs. this is why they're mad. obama's package too big, gop says. [ laughter ] there it is, right there. it's the age-old problem. [ cheers and applause ] that's it. all right. these are the occupy wall street. you know, i sympathize with these people. i understand their frustration, but if you're going to have a a sign, learn how to spell. people not for -- [ light laughter ] you hate to see this. stabbing disrupts class for anger management. [ laughter ] you know, nothing -- and when will this animal on animal crimes stop? elk collects deer hides. that is wrong! [ light laughter ] i think all guys will agree with this. happy ending brings relief. [ laughter ] yes, it does. yes, it does. [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you. thank you. appa

maÑana por la noche, jason segel y kris jenner. pero la permanencia sintonizo.i jimmy fallon que pasa ahora! i jimmy! ♪