here's to you, kristen wiig. >> it's frank.throom, and he's about to urinate in the mini fridge. >> that's weird. >> no, it's not. and if you had a man in your life, you would understand that sometimes these things happen. i sleep walk every day, except i don't call it sleep walking, i call it white wine walking. >> i love kristen wiig, she's therefore forgiven, but consider yourself on notice, you haters. clean up your hablth. >> so we're making a tuna -- >> something we have in our house. >> can i talk. i watch the show every day, everybody has issues with a lot of chatter back here. pay attention one minute. >> all right, yikes. martha stewart would never pull that kind of crap. pipe down and let them do what they do best, deliver an hour of wine soaked tv heaven.

here's to you, kristen wiig. >> it's frank.throom, and he's about to urinate in the mini fridge. >> that's weird. >> no, it's not. go and if you had a man in your life, you would understand that sometimes these things happen. i sleep walk every day, except i don't call it sleep walking, i call it white wine walking. >> i love kristen wiig, she's therefore forgiven, but consider yourself on notice, you haters. clean up your hablth. >> so we're making a tuna -- >> something we have in our ho

have you ever seen on saturday night live when i think it's kristen wiig and -- they do -- they pretend these songs and they haveened. they're adlibing it. >> lost in translation. >> you probably don't even know what saturday night live it. >> onward we go. >> up next, crime and punishment, is she a soccer mom or a notorious million dollar madam. >> also, the man accused of killing 77 people last summer, he was formally charged today. details ahead. ed to be we sockey and expected it to grow. then the world changed... and the common sense of retirement planning became anything but common. fortunately, td ameritrade's investment consultants can help you build a plan that fits your life. take control by opening a new account or rolling over an old 401(k) today, and we'll throw in up to $600. how's that for common sense? >>> more with anderson in a moment. it's been nearly a year since a massive earthquake and tsunami hit japan. villages were reduced to rubble or washed away completely. nearly 16,000 people were killed. estimated damage, the$300 billi. it was hard to comprehend. >> you hav

a stick of butter, kristen wiig addressed those. >> hot butter -- what "n" word is she talking about, there's a whole bunch of "n" words. >> well, the bad ones. >> like "nutrition." >> no, not nutrition. the really bad ones. >> nutrition is pretty bad. >> not nutrition, it's the really, really, really bad one. >> i would rather die in exercise than use the "n" word. >> and paula deen says she has to watch what she eats and coming down with the sugars. >> sugars? >> with the sugars, uh-huh. she's so talented, though. >>> well, competitive food inhaler kobeyachi can add another title? >> he gobbled up hot dogs and set a new world record. his strategy, fold it in half, dunk in water and shove it in his mouth and experience indigestion ten minutes later. >> he is himy hero. >> really? >> absolutely. a guy that small that can put down that much food. >> okay, you're going to redo the next segment, right? >> i think we have food out here, why not. >> some of you your local news is neck. >> for everyone else, house work. i've tried the pills the sprays even some home remedies. then i tried s

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it brings back together jon hamm, maya rudolph and kristen wiig. >> happy birthday.ld yelling ] >> cole! alex, come out here. >> i'm in the bathroom. >> really? joan and jake are here. come out. >> hi, guys! >> hey. >> can you watch him for a minute? [ yelling ] >> hey -- >> good to see you guys. everybody with children can relate to that scene right off the bat. you have been together 15 years. you don't have kids. what did you use to draw off your inspiration? >> i think really, especially in the past four or five years we have had so many friends and people in our world have babies and just really observing the transition. it's a profound, life-changing thing. still to be on the outside of it on some way. >> there is a big shift that happens. it's been really good. we love kids. we have a lot of kids in our lives. but watching how it all shifts -- >> and the different ways people feel with it. >> it's profound. >> you drew off some of your friends' relationships and having children. were they concerned about how they would be portrayed in the movie? i recognize th

yeah, i'm looking at you, kristen wiig. >> 2:30 in the morning i hear this commotion.d hoda do what they do best, deliver an hour of wine-soaked tv heaven. you know you love it right down to the last drop. >> i did not know there were any haters. i am disappointed to hear this news. >> well, johnny cash told john anderson one time -- this is a really obscure story. they were hunting wild hogs. >> of course they were. >> somewhere. in florida or somewhere. they were out in the woods and johnny cash says to john anderson, he said, he said, "john, you got, you know, all these people that come to your meet and greets saying you're my favorite, you're the best, we came here just for you." and he's like, "oh, yeah, i got a few of them." johnny cash says "there's also that many people out there who hate you." >> i'm suddenly depressed. >> it's humbling. >> all right. so we do this thing, we have young kids -- this is all kids between the ages of 8 and 16 and they're allowed to submit videos. we're going to listen to a couple of videos but we can't look at their faces because

kristen wiig. >> yeah! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: megan fox. ed burns.d i actually play these two -- the last two childless singles in our group of friends. >> jimmy: okay. >> and we're sort of -- >> jimmy: all your friends have kids. >> all of our friends start to have kids. and we're sort of freaked out that the toll that kids take on the romantic relationship. so, we decide to try and beat the system. we have a kid together, and we seek romance elsewhere. what could go wrong? >> jimmy: really? >> yes. >> jimmy: so, wait. so, you're just still friends -- >> we -- we are bffs having a kid and looking for love elsewhere. >> jimmy: now, do people do this? no. >> well, it's funny. i mean, it wasn't based on anyone that i know. but ironically, right after we wrapped the film a few months later, my -- my managers, who -- man and a woman, best friends and business partners. they sat me down and said, "we have something to tell you. we're having a baby together." and i was like, "huh? what" like, the script wasn't, like, a directive. you can -- you know, you d

kristen wiig, maya rudolph, ed burns, megan fox. it's hilarious.ncourage everyone to see an adult film, it's a love later to new york, it was shot in new york around 24 days. go see it. >> you say adult film. this is not for the young kid. >> it's not, it's a romantic comedy and it's for the 30-year-old time when your 14s start having kids and the dynamics start to change. it is so real and i hope hollywood takes notice of this film because we're so tired of seeing female-centric films about girls that want to get married have a great wedding dress. this is real life and real dialogue. a-plus to jennifer westfield. >> let's get "john carter." i was one of the only women in the movie theater and a lot of men walked out of the movie theater mid-film. this is a disaster for disney. $250 million was the budget. >> you're kidding. >> the problem is we've seen this before. we've seen this with "star wars" and we'vestein with "avatar" and "star trek." there is nothing new that we haven't seen. taylor kitsch from "friday night lights" is in this film, we l

. >> kristen wiig. maya rudolph. >> funny.one year later. the lasting impact in japan after a powerful earthquake, tsunami, and nuclear disaster. >> believe it or not, that disaster happened a year ago this sunday. 12 months later our cameras show it's going to be a very long time before japan returns to normal. it's friday march 9th. >>> good friday morning, everyone. i'm paula faris. >> and i'm rob nelson. that news broke from japan right here on "world news now" nearly a year ago, when the jaw-dropping scenes back then were simply unforgettable. hard to get that morning out of your mind. today, though, we're going to take you back into those washed-away communities and places so dangerous because of the ongoing nuclear fallout. >> and so many still missing. >> thousands. >> from that devastation. 3,000. also this morning, the fallout from our reports on pink slime ground beef. how do you know if it's sold in your supermarket? consumers are demanding answers about this highly questionable beef by-product. >> doesn't that sou

kristen wiig -- mrs. christensen: thank you, gentlelady. i yield to a congressman from his district, mr. holt. mr. holt: i thank the gentlelady. all of us are saddened about the country's loss of don payne. it's going to be hard to get used to, the absence of don. don's been a good friend to me, someone i've looked up to here in congress. no one in congress has been a stronger advocate for equality of opportunity and education. no one in congress has been a greater advocate for children services and youth development. no one has been more knowledgeable about africa. no one has voted more consistently for peaceful and nonmilitary resolutions to problems. no one has been more consistent in the fight to respect workers' safety and workers' conditions. and throughout all of this he's been very attentive. don payne was very attentive to the interests of the entire state of new jersey and especially to the interests of his constituents. he was instrumental in bringing international attention and condemnation to the genocide in darfur, as we've he