she has no krog ovcontrol over thing and it's giant. >> she's a cow, oubiously. >> yeah. >> she can't seem to control t. she has to have some sort of deformity. >> just her chewing technique. she's chewing on some cud and her tongue comes out. >> you know, i'm going to go with you. that she chooses to eat this way. >> flops out like four times on the right side, swings over to the left before going in her mouth? >> people just eat with their mouth open. i think clarise has that issue. >> you're saying that clarise needs to go to some, like -- >> etiquette training. >> i think she's the honey boo boo of cows and i don't think she's going to etiquette school because this has got her on national television. that's money right there. >> moo, moo, child! >>> you guys are probably familiar with the super successful novel or trill jishgs i should say, "fifty shades of grey." >> i heard a couple of things about it. >> can't say i read that. >> well, welcome parodies of the pook, for thanksgiving. >> i tie you up to maintain absolute control of what we're about to do. i want you to clasp the b