. - hey, kumail, if he's gonna stay with anybody, he's gonna stay with his best bud. - that's okay; iually like sleeping on the couch. i sleep like a little kitty cat. - michael, i know martha and the kids would love to have you. i insist. - seriously, it's fine. - well, michael, you know, i don't understand why you wouldn't rather have your own room and your own bathroom instead of sleeping here in the office on the scuzzy couch that i whack off on. obviously, i was kidding about whacking off on the couch. i don't do that. i wouldn't do that. i don't-- i mean, i've done it. i don't currently do it. captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com [muzak playing softly] - hello, welcome to snoozys. - hi. - you looking for a mattress? - yeah, i am. i just bought a new place. i'm looking for a new mattress. - well, why don't we have you try out a few, huh? - okay. - just right here. you just tell me how it feels, and then we see if we want to go softer or firmer. - all righty. can i try it out? - oh, sure. yeah. - okay.