governor romney who called it a fraud in his book "no apology," i don't know if that was written by kurt cobainpresident who embarks on a grateful deadlike concert tour around this country. >> best impression of a stand-up comedian, mitt romney. >> the gap between his promises and his performance is the largest i've seen -- well, since the kardashian wedding and the promise of till death do we part. my son had a motorcycle which i would ride on occasion, rarely. >> could you get on that? >> no. i'd put on a helmet maybe, dukakis style. >> for best choreography, hands down, michele bachmann. here busting a move with iowa supporters. it's been rumored she was joining "dancing with the stars," but darn it, she denies it. most ironic campaign moment. newt gingrich. >> pleased to find yourself using one word and one word only. >> cheerful. >> best debate exchange. ron paul and rick santorum. >> he's a fake. >> i'm real. i'm real. >> congratulations. >> thank you. >> maybe that explains why ron paul was the resip yentd of one of the most passive aggressive handshakes of the campaign. most overused ca