kvn, kvn’s past, that is, with we are all our team, no, well, that’s absolutely true, as a rule, we all support each other, we even support each other as friends, yes, it really is, thank you, as they say, to this club, how different is it when you’re 10 years old you lived there with these people in a hotel, at home everywhere, well, you just lived with them around the clock for several years, of course, this is already a connection that will not go away over the years, jokes about friends, how they should be, kind or what ? well, i don’t know what jokes about friends can be, but here you go some, probably, paradoxical in general, because you don’t expect it from a friend, the trick is when he seems to build humor on this, that is, when it seems like each other, and then when he does something, he does something like this, what are you like, well, like the old bearded joke, when he leaves the casino, it’s already morning, it’s already dawn, he leaves the casino, drunk in the smoke, a friend, one in only underpants, the second without any underwear, standing like that, on at the taxi stand there are those staggering around, this one who says without panties, kolya, that ’s why i’ve respected you all my life, that you can stop it in time, that’s it, the main thing, of course, is that when i tell jokes, yes, that is, when i’m in company i tell my friends, then of course. let's sit there over the fishing rod there for several hours, wait for this bite, if he's not a fisherman, he won't understand, and at this moment he's like that, i say wait, just don't say it, and you and i somehow know the full story that all my friends are circling me he's a fisherman and then i get caught , you know, he hit the reefs, you know, this ship is this one, and you're fishermen, by the way, i'm from astrakhan, of course, i’m a fisherman, but it’s clear that’s where it all probably begins. they don’t tell little children bedtime stories there , the story of yesterday is like this, tomorrow we’ll go fishing, but to be honest, i don’t remember such things , well, we have it there. it was like a joke when in astrakhan they caught such a mayor, i have one story about fishing, we had a kavenovskaya shift in the camp on abi, we arrived there, which means schoolchildren and students, and we taught them kvena with them there as counselors and how i’ll entertain you, a little bit of that, a little bit moreover, the program includes a little bit of humor, dancing, a little bit of pioneer camp, a little bit of kvnhing, now we’ll just go fishing, now we’re with the nonsense, that means there, at night we’re going with this nonsense with them, uh, and we have this andrei shilkov, you know, andryukha, yes, he's not a fisherman at all he means, and they came, they brought him some more , just let him walk around with nonsense at night, so we all go with nonsense, and he, and he walks next to the shore with a bottle of champagne and a wine glass and they brought it, it means the guys came for not a fisherman, well, this 100% they brought champagne, which means he missed champagne more, so he was like, oh, guys, fishing, great, that’s it, that means we caught this fish, gave it to andryukha and he left, but he lived at my house, and he went to town with fish, i say, put everything in the refrigerator, that means he too, everything i did it, put it in the refrigerator, which means there ’s something in the city... i did it, i came back, so i lied, it’s not the end of the shift, it was the middle of th

or maybe by chance there to meet, so that there are no such people to keep in touch, but here is kvn, kvn’s casino, it’s already morning, now it’s already dawn in general, you leave casino, two drunken friends in the smoke, one in shorts, the second in general without panties, that’s how the taxis stand in the parking lot , they’re so unsteady, that’s without panties, that ’s why i’ve respected you all my life, that you can do it on time. this is the main thing, of course, i , uh, when i tell jokes, yes, that is, in company, i tell my friends, then of course, that is. now, if a person is not a fisherman, yes, he will not laugh at jokes about fishing, well, you must admit, that is, it’s very difficult, i had such a case when i was just going with a friend, well , with someone with whom it’s not so i see you often, yes he is a good friend, you know, as if, in full confidence, that is, well, that he is also a fisherman, i tell him, listen, i say, well, this is , well, how can i explain it to a person, how you can sit there. let's say on the pipe there for several hours to wait for this bite in

kvn kvn’s past, that is, with our team we are not all, well, this is then absolutely, as a rule, we all support each other and even support each other as friends, but that’s really a thank you. you lived with them around the clock for several years, of course, this is already a connection that will not go anywhere over the years, jokes about friends, how they should be, kind or what, well, i don’t know what there may be jokes about friends, well , some, probably paradoxical in general, because - you don’t expect it from a friend, it’s a catch, or what? from the casino, it’s already morning, now it’s already dawn, in general, he comes out of the casino, drunk in the smoke, two friends, one in only shorts, the second without any shorts, and he’s standing like that, in the taxi rank, so staggering, and this one, who says without hesitation, kolya, that's why i 've respected you all my life, that you can stop in time, that's it... the main thing , of course, is that when i tell jokes yes, that is, in company i tell my friends, of course, that is, if a person is not a fisherman, he won’t laugh at the jokes about fishing, well, you have to agree , that is, well, it’s very difficult, i had such a case when i was just going with a friend, uh, well with whom i don’t see very often, but he’s a good friend, you know, as if in full confidence, that is, well, that he is also a fisherman, i tell him, listen, i say, well, this is, well, how to explain this to a person how can you sit there, for example, on a pipe there wait several hours for this bite in general, if he is not a fisherman, he will not understand, and at this moment he is like, i say, wait, just don’t talk, and you, and i somehow know, the full version is that everything my friends are circling me, he ’s a fisherman, here i end up, you know, this one hit the reefs, you know, a ship, this one, and you’re fishermen, by the way, yes, i’m from astrakhan, of course, i’m a fisherman, but it’s clear, that’s probably where it all begins, it’s not bedtime stories they tell there, it’s generally for little children, history, yesterday that’s how we are let’s go fishing, no, to be honest, i don’t remember people like that, well , it was like a joke there when we caught such a mayor in asttorhan, i have one story about fishing, we had a kven shift. in the naobi camp, that means schoolchildren and students came there, we taught them kvn they taught kven like there, and some kind of shift is already closing and that it’s approaching means all this is closing, for us friends arrived, fishermen just like, are you fishing here on the river bank, what are you talking about, and we’re not fishermen at all, that now we’ll just go fishing, now me and the bullshit means it’s night there, we’re going with this nonsense with them, uh, and we have such andrey shelkov, you know andryukha, but he ’s not a fisherman at all, he means they came, they brought it just let me walk around at night with nonsense, we’re all walking with nonsense, and he and he walks next to the shore with a bottle of champagne and a wine glass and they brought it, it means the guys came from not a fisherman, but they brought champagne. it means he missed champagne more, so he was like, oh, guys, fishing, great, that’s it, so we caught this fish, gave it to andryukha and he left, and he lived at my house, and he left to the city with fish, i said, put every

evening, and dear friends, i myself am like a former kvn member, although there are no former ones, i am like... kvn members i know for sure that kvnhis loved ones. okay, so, level. how do your relatives feel about you playing in kvn? i don’t know how i hatched, i haven’t seen anyone since then. how do your relatives feel about that? you play kvn, you are born less often, how do your relatives feel about the fact that you play kvn so much time, it is very dangerous to talk to my relatives about this, evening in the house, you are a kvn girl, pilogena, and now, probably, the main question of today from konstantin levovich, please. why do you think i'm in a good mood today? leon keeler, why do you think i'm in a good mood? the lid was licked, this is what i call rehabilitation. okay, is that all? apparently this was the correct answer. so close, why do you think i’m in a good mood today, that they left work early, why do you think i’m in a good mood today, because they saw themselves at twenty years old, why do you think i’m in a good mood today, end of the month , pay? for two competitions 8.8 level 5 5 5 5 5 five points exactly tot

kvn team, university section. already a completely recognizable humorous brand with its own special style, the kvn team stolik, the city of chulym. well, finally, the current champions of the major league, who took one-eighth. the highest score is the kvnsh royale team, rostov-on-don. today we will see as many as four competitions, i will tell you about each in detail a little later, but for now i would like to introduce a team that, thanks to its the scoreboards will, so to speak, decide the fate of the guys standing on this stage. judicial. colleagues, debutant of the kven jury, tv presenter of channel one, yulia varanovskaya, yulia, welcome to the club. and is no longer a debutant, also a tv presenter of the first channel, olympic champion, alexey yagudin, but another debutant of the major league and the jury of the major league, comic, showman, member of the ural dumplings team, roman postovalov. and the young , beautiful, but already so strict in terms of grades, uncompromising world champion in figure skating of evgeniy medvedev. and finally, the permanent chairman of the jury, general director of channel one, konstantin ernst. we begin. good luck teams. thank you! we, friends, will begin, according to tradition, with the greetin

and before that oda, who before that was zelensky's business partner there in kvn and kvc, i don't know the correct name of kvnhere, mr. volodymyr, i just have a question here, there are now efforts, it seems to me, to make some quick decisions, to try to put out these kinds of fires, which, fires that arise here. there are informational ones, but i, and zelenskyi’s team is all on fire, let’s see, er, so borzov seems to be his surname, the head of vinnenskaya ova, er, there is a scandal with the pit, the so -called pit repair, our money, resource, yuriy nikolov, informed, their recent investigation, the same procedure in zhytomyr region. costs conditionally 400 hryvnias, in vinnytsia for some reason this same procedure, i.e. a square meter of repairing a potholed road costs 1200, ugh, what happened, the same, to things, and we have not touched the kruglyak forest yet, we have fallen a little off the field against the background of all this, fortification, roundwood was purchased at the fortifications in the kharkiv region, less, less, less minutes remain, mr. volodymyr. if pi, to sum up, to sum up, i apologize

kvn team, master mushi reo named after plekhanov, moscow. well, finally, the most experienced team, the team that is probably the most charged for this season, because they represent a nuclear power plant, the kvn team, the nuclear team, leningrad. four competitions, one of them today, as in the other quarterfinals there will be an improvisational one, these competitions of these guys will be evaluated by a panel of judges, i ask please note that today, for the first time this season, there are no debutants on the jury, so a little with the numbers. for the second time on the kvny, actor, showman, comedian, roman postovalov. also, for the second time on the jury of the major league, the olympic champion. yes, a charming girl, kamilla valieva. let's move on to more impressive numbers. the jury can't boast about it only four times, but every time it's a blast. chief producer of music and entertainment programs on channel one yuri viktorovich oksyuta. this was a fun column, but useless. statistics. we're ready to play. good luck teams. the competition, as usual, is a welcoming competition, during which those television viewers who for some reason did not watch one-eighth of the finals can get acquainted with the teams and evaluate their style, and in general , it’s hard to be the first, friends, so let’s welcome you as warmly as possible, first team, first competition, boundless trans-baikal region, how we missed you? oh, here we are in the quarterfinals, on this stage, we are going to victory, if you are all in the know, let's rock it, well, hello, how i fell in