[grunting, muttering] [triumphal music] - [commanding voice] kyle broflovski. - huh? who... . - who else would take such torment? - that's--that's kinda what i was thinking. - [voice softens] you should, like, shave your head and get all peaceful about it. your sacrifice saves the world. - yes. i endure what i must for the sake of all humanity. three people walk into a bar. the first two order the same old margs. the third, nuevo topo chico margarita hard seltzer. crafted with real lime juice and a crisp tequila flavor. topo chico margarita hard seltzer. chips? fritos man. back roads or highways? back roads. college or pro ball? college. mild or spicy? oh spicy... actions or rom coms? rom coms. really? camper or tent? tent. lab or poodle? ok, which fritos? that is a tough one. fritos down for everything. rock or country? don't answer that. [chanting] [singing continues] [drumming] [drumming grows louder] - ♪ whoa! ♪ [hot for teacher plays] ♪ oh, yeah ♪ ♪ t-t-teacher, stop that screamin' ♪ ♪ teacher, don't you see? ♪ - what can this reporter say except that israel freaking roc

my name is kyle broflovski. can you tell me if i purchased an oculus rift headset there? to customer service. hang on a sec. [ telephone rings ] best buy customer service. this is steve. dude. what? what? hello? yes, hello. this call may be recorded to ensure good customer service in the future. dude,nowthis is getting weird. well, this looks like a lovely meal. too bad butters won't be enjoying it. you hear that, mister?! no dinner for you! while you're grounded, you can just go to bed hungry! linda, do you remember whybutters is grounded? what -- what did he do? oh, i don't know, stephen. i let you handle all the groundings. it's strange. i don't recall him really doing anything particularly bad, and yet -- and yet heisgrounded. [ thumping ] and no bouncing a racquetball, either! no, listen, i called customer service because i need help. what am i supposed to do? wait. stan? hold on. is this my virtual reality or cartman's virtual reality? it's neither. i know this might be hard for you to grasp right now, but this is all actually real. no, no, after we found cartman, i