>> it says kyocera on it. but yeah, it's like that. >> jimmy: kyocera? is it a car? >> yeah it's a car/tiny phone. [ li it's a -- it's very frustrating because it's always, even though it has a lock on it, it's always dialing people if i put it in my pocket anywhere, and then people are always saying you butt dialed me and i'm like, well, no, it wasn't my butt. it was my -- it was my chest or whatever this part of my body is. but i don't put my phone in my back pocket. >> jimmy: you didn't try an iphone at all? you won't? >> oh well, i had one, i was in toronto recently and they gave me one to use, which was nice 'cause i could facetime with my you don't have to pay for them. you can read like the first 20 pages of a lot of different books. [ laughter ] so, i'd be sitting in the restaurant there by myself, missing, you know, home, and so i'd go on the ibooks and get like, you know, "the sun also rises" sample. you know, first 20 pages. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: if you do that, they recommd >> oh they would, yeah, they would recommend like hot novels, the sexy -- y