[la cucaracha doorbell rings] mi casa es su casa. joseph, you live like a king! wow. i don't know what i was expecting, but, i mean, like, maybe fast-food wrappers, chicken bones, and empty bottles... like the back of your van. amazing tv. what, is this a 40-inch? actually, a 46-inch. madeline, gave it to me 'cause i'm such a good snuggler. look at this stereo and a laser disc player. uh, yeah, uh, madeline gave me that 'cause i look so good in my silk jammies. audrey: yowzah! what a fabulous master suite! i've never seen a canopy waterbed before. let me guess. birthday gift from madeline? no. just for bein' me. ah, man, what's this, a la-z-boy? oh, this is it. a la-z-boy and a 46-incher. finally, i'm livin' the dream. no. that's the reason she gave me the fridge in the bedroom. oh, you know what? we better get started eating. madeline said she's gonna be a little late. uh, can i just bring this over to the table, joe? ha ha ha. no. madeline sure does buy you a lot of stuff. yeah, but i--i--i get her stuff, too, like, uh...flowers and a frame, and, uh, yesterday, i ga