sucking down our whiskey, laghtering up with our shampoo, rinsing with our dasani bottles, all the we clipping their toenails until the cows come home. it sickens me to know someone is chugging my mayo and firing my taser. ( cheers and applause ). next up. i love art. but i'm way too famous to go to a museum. so i was excited to learn that today's best art is delivered hot in 30 minutes or less. >> a lot of people just think i'm a punk kid making pizzas. bit butt that's not true. >> the truth is, there is more to domino pizza makers than you think. >> many of us have a real passion for crafting things by hand, like our handmade fresh pizza. >> stephen: yes, domino's is like paris in the 20s. if paris were sandwiched in between a upus store and a dress barn. that's why i'm giving a tip of the hat to the pizza artist from domino's school, because the most important thing to me when i order a box of wings is the life story of the guy who dumps them in there. ( laughter ) you know, folks, i-- i finally get domino's. it's not pizza. it's art. now, at first blush, it appears ephemeral, a pr