and now, lamorne morris. [ cheers and applause ] >> lamorne: wow! wow! [ cheers and applause ] what? what? [ cheers and applause ] what? [ cheers and applause ] what? that was guillermo. he's been on extended vacation. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm your guest host, lamorne morris. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ now, now, i've had an awesome time this week, but sad to say, this is my final night hosting the show. i know, i know. but i'm leaving here with memories that will last a lifetime, and about $4,000 worth of sound equipment. [ laughter ] now, by the way, can you imagine all the cool [ bleep ] joe biden's gonna take on his way out of the white house? pens, paper clips, maybe a couple nuclear warheads. [ laughter ] now, president biden addressed the nation last night about his decision not to seek re-election. biden said, it's been the honor of his life to serve as our president and that nancy pelosi can kiss his black ass. [ laughter ] that's what he said. that's what he said. at least that's what i think he said. trying to figure it out, piece it

give it up for lamorne for hosting. [ cheering ] >> lamorne: my goodness.sting seeing you in this seat, because i've also -- you've also hosted this show before. >> i'm actually a little jealous. i did host the show, but i hosted during covid. and we didn't even do it from here. we did it from a remote house in west hollywood. no audience, and the crew was wrapped up in masks. they looked like mummies. so my experience wasn't quite like this where you got a beautiful audience and a name plate and the whole thing. i didn't get any of that. [ cheering ] >> lamorne: i'm saying, you're here. if you want we can switch. i'm a very fascinating person. you can question me here. we can switch seats. >> you know what? my intention on coming on the show was for me to sit here. >> lamorne: okay, all right. >> i appreciate it. but i'm noticing something right now. and i made a little mistake. the no sock look is not -- [ laughter ] i'm a little cold. >> lamorne: you got to be smooth when you're out here showing ankle. >> i'm looking at the screen going this don't look r

>> oh, lamorne morris! >> hi, i'm tv's lamorne morris. may think you're having fun calling someone names, but those words can really cause some harm. buck up, little fella, you're not a stupid doodie-head. >> yeah, i know. >> lamorne: oh, you do? >> yeah. i'm famous. >> lamorne: yeah, i am too. i was on "new girl." >> wow. the show that ended in 2018. [ laughter ] whoop de do. >> lamorne: whoop de do, it's been a big hit on streaming. i was also on "fargo." >> i made $3 million last year on my youtube challenge. how much did you make? >> lamorne: it's not about the money. i was right. you're not a stupid doodie-head, you're a bitch. >> you said words hurt. >> lamorne: they do, when you're a bitch. ♪ lamorne you know ♪ >> lamorne: was i wrong? that little boy was a bitch. okay, here's another one i did about gambling. hi. i'm lamorne morris here to warn you about the dangers of gambling. well sure, gambling may seem like a fun way to make a quick buck, and sometimes it is. i know i had a blast betting on ponies. doubling down on blackjack.

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orville peck and noah cyrus on the outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: tomorrow night, lamornes your chair higher than mine? >> ryan: yeah. why, does it matter? >> hugh: i need the taller chair because i have a short torso. that's true, i actually have a -- i'm 6'2" but a short -- >> ryan: i'm so bored right now. [ laughter ] i can't believe i have to deal with this -- >> hugh: where are you going? what are you doing? >> ryan: look. >> hugh: we've got a job -- >> ryan: easy, okay? can i get a little psa light piano music? ♪ that's nice, that's nice. we hear so much about afflictions like obesity and stage six tuberculosis. but there is an ailment that doesn't get enough attention. it's tts. tiny torso syndrome. [ laughter ] do you know that one in every hugh jackman suffers from this disorder? [ laughter ] yes, he's a world-famous millionaire who sleeps on 16,000 thread count giza cotton sheets. but that doesn't mean he doesn't feel. so, if you see him and can breach his six-person security team, don't say, "hey, man, why is your belt chafing your nipples?" [ laughter ] give hi

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next week, lamorne morris will be guest hosting, except on wednesday night.. "deadpool and wolverine." ryan reynolds and hugh jackman will be co-hosting the show together. [ cheers and applause ] that one's for the nerds. our first guest tonight left a successful career in medicine to pursue his show business dream, just like dr. dre. [ laughter ] his new movie, "my spy: the eternal city" is on prime video right now. please welcome ken jeong. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you! >> anthony: all right, please have a seat. >> look at you. >> anthony: look at you, baby. >> all dressed up. >> anthony: just for you. >> looking amazing. isn't it a great job? [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: thank you. >> incredible. >> anthony: all right, ken. now, i want to be serious now. >> yes, sir, sorry. >> anthony: you are a doctor? >> yes, i'm a medical doctor, internist at kaiser permanente, general practitioner, for seven years. then i said, screw it, i'll be naked in a movie. [ laughter ] ha ha ha! >> anthony: all right, ken jeong brought

followed by anthony anderson, kathryn hahn, kumail nanjiani, lamorne morris, jeff goldblum, and rupaule, ryan reynolds and hugh jackman hosting the show together. [ cheers and applause ] i think that's great. it takes two superheroes to replace one me. [ laughter ] remember that. guillermo, you'll watch the place while i'm gone? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy, i will take care of it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you look like you're in a loverboy video. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: thanks, jimmy, i'm celebrating. >> jimmy: on the first official day of summer, we are blessed with a guest who radiates heat like the power of the sun. he stars alongside nicole kidman in the new comedy "a family affair." it premieres a week from tomorrow on netflix. please welcome zac efron. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you know, it's funny. every time you're here, wow, the crowd's really fired up to see me! oh no, they're actually here to see you. [ laughter ] how are you doing? >> good, man, congratulations. thanks for having your last show. >> jimmy: thanks for coming on my last show.

lamorne morris joins us this year.and applause ] iris apatow is on it. so, we -- we've got some hitters. >> jimmy: how do you -- how do you set up the show? what is it about? >> so the show is based on that trolling that johnny does with me. and we didn't want to play ourselves, so we had to create characters that were -- had the same elements of our relationship. >> jimmy: so the dad is a a beloved figure, and the son is going "i don't get it." >> yes. so i play a tech genius who's been in the zeitgeist forever, and people think he's this genius. and the son, of course, knows that he's actually, you know, out of his mind. [ laughter ] so, that's the setup. >> jimmy: it's so funny. you guys have a great rhythm together. it's just so good. i want to show everyone a clip. here's rob lowe in "unstable." take a look at this. >> this is a very important haircut, jackson. and it's recently brought to my attention that dragon is looking for a new fresh face. anyway, i know you don't want to think about it, but i'm not going t