. >> we should all know hawaiian, too, because of national lampoon. ♪ it's the way to say >> let's go merry christmas, world! >> christmas is -- >> there you go, 24 different link wajs. many christmas. >> i just wanted to say good, good jule. right? >> good yule. >> that's it for rtm. we'll see you next time, everybody. [uncle]this is hopscotch,okay? uncle go one,two,one,two,one two,one. [niece]okay! [uncle]okay? [niece]one,two three,four,five,six,seven,eight! [uncle laughing] okay,we go the other way,okay? [niece]one,two,three,four,five, six,seven! [uncle laughs]there's ten spaces,you want to try again? [uncle]yeah? >>> live from new york city, it's wendy williams today from the band of "the sopranos," stevie van zandt has done it all. now he's here to tell all about his new project. plus, friend of the show guy fieri whips up a delicious holiday meal. plus, all the latest juicy hot topics. >>> now, here's wendy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

. >> we should all know hawaiian, too, because of national lampoon. ♪ it's the way to say >> let's go merry christmas, world! >> christmas is -- >> there you go, 24 different link wajs. many christmas. >> i just wanted to say good, good jule. right? >> good yule. >> that's it for rtm. we'll see you next time, everybody. wouldn't it be nice if there was a wireless company that put you on their gift list? well say hello to aio! at aio wireless you can get an android smartphone free with activation. free android phone?!?! yes please. plus, aio has a reliable nationwide network and no annual contracts. it's like the presents just keep coming! a wireless company that puts me at the top of their list? i'm in! stop by your neighborhood aio store or visit aiowireless.com. aio, a new way to wireless. >> today on "dr. oz" -- after years of struggling with her husband's illness -- dr. oz: for the first time, he and meredith have reason for hope. >> if he and richard stays the way he is now, that would be success. >> groundbreaking treatment that could anything. >> what are yug highest hopes? >>

. >> we should all know hawaiian, too, because of national lampoon. ♪ >> merry christmas!h. >> it's 24 different languages. merry christmas. >> i just wanted to say good yule. right? good yule. >> you guys ready for a little holiday destruction, spillage and all that good stuff in. >> sure. >> it extra special when you have a phantom x camera. >> what we have here is a city smile and get this. >> oh, the egg nothing! >> look at the bowling ball. >> got to have fun with it. they probably got that for christmas. >> look at that, champagne! >> great video to put on during your holiday party. [ bells tolling ] >> that's it for our rtm holiday special. thanks for joining us and we'll see you next time, everybody! ♪ ♪ >>> hi, everybody. i'm beth troutman. we're unwrapping some viral videos for this special holiday show "right this minute." ♪ ♪ >> a woman stealing a holiday snowman is spotted by security guys. >> so they followed her as she made her way through town. >> how their cameras capture her long journey and one surprise ending. >> forget the 12 days of christmas. it's ti

those are shows with that kind of post national lampoons self-reflective kind of humor.s, more than one black person. >> "community" was awesome. >> and i saw that as a kind of progress. i mean, those things would have been -- >> do you think has there been progress? >> there's more space other than the big three in which to get out there. you think think of shows like awkward black girl, which is a wonderful, and then you don't need this network brand or approval to get your message out there. i love hollywood husbands. that's a great one on b.e.t. >> so, the sort of post broadcast entertainment environment is creating cases where you can find different audiences. i also want to talk about the drama side and also, the fact that beyonce's album just dropped. because i want to talk about that after this break. is back. which means it's never been easier to get a new 2014 jetta. it gets an impressive 34 highway mpg and comes with no charge scheduled maintenance. and right now you can drive one home for practically just your signature. sign. then drive. get zero due at sign

they were the harvard lampoon along with the head of the lampoon at that time, conan o'brien. have been told this elaborate story and i'm not sure i'll be able to get all the details right about he and his cronies contriving to a range an invitation to harvard to speak as a man of letters, the actor who played robin in the movies. while he was there, somehow managing to pilfer his robin costume and then pretending to be the penguin i think it is and negotiating for the return of this costume to the great culinary of the entire campus. .. tonight's topic is a bit more serious. so before getting in to it, i thought that perhaps important documentary moment would be best for beginning the evening. so nathan, if you could, please, hit the lights. show us our first clip. [inaudible] can we see it? [inaudible] [inaudible] >>> well, that ask one of, many dramatic representation of the military commissions project at guantanamo. one thing that we learned from it the people involved are extraordinarily good looking. it's actually from the television show, j.a.g., which no longer on the

lithuanian is hard. [ speaking foreign language ] >> we should all know hawaiian because of "national lampoonshe way to say -- >> merry christmas. >> i like japanese. >> i didn't know it was close to english. >> yeah. >>. [ speaking foreign language ] >> there you go, 24 different languages. merry christmas. >> i just want to say good -- good yule. right? >> good yule. >> good yule. >>> that's it for our "rtm" holiday special. thanks for joining us. we'll see you next time, everybody. >>> hi, everybody. i'm beth troutman. we're unwrapping some viral videos for this special holiday show, "right this minute." >>> a woman selling a holiday snowman is spotted by security guys. >> so they followed her as she made her way through town. >> how their cameras capture her long journey and one surprise ending. >>> forget the 12 days of christmas. it's time for -- >> the 12 explosions of christmas. >> now meet the science daredevil who's going to reveal the grand finale. >> it's just a nice ending to the whole thing. >> a skier jumps an icy railing but -- >> the rail doesn't hold him. >> why this is not a

." >> "national lampoons." >> refill your christmas egg nog, drive you out to the middle of nowhere, for dead. >> i'm doing just fine, clark. >> if i heard "clark," i would have known. you know what, i've lost so much this past year. now it's my hearing, my sight. next -- next year i hope i lose my thighs. i'm losing everything. >> you can't see? >> no, i can't -- >> i know. >> the prompter you can't see. >> no. men -- no. men vs. women, holiday wish list is what we're going to talk about next. >> all right. okay. a lot of you guys are at home opening presents. what presents do men and women really want? okay, so this came as a surprise. women really want those gift cards. >> and yet that's -- suze orman told us that's the worst. nobody want gift card. >> they want them, but they don't use it. you forget about it and go, where's the gift card and it gets lost. >> when i get starbucks, cassidy is thrilled. she goes like three times a day. it depends on the person. if your favorite staore is a sa 5th avenue and you get one, you'll go. >> and the woman -- getting clothes. when my mother

they were the harvard lampoon along with the head of the lampoon at that time, conan o'brien. have been told this elaborate story and i'm not sure i'll be able to get all the details right about he and his cronies contriving to a range an invitation to harvard to speak as a man of letters, the actor who played robin in the movies. while he was there, somehow managing to pilfer his robin costume and then pretending to be the penguin i think it is and negotiating for the return of this costume to the great culinary of the entire campus. .. tonight's topic is a bit more serious. so before getting in to it, i thought that perhaps important documentary moment would be best for beginning the evening. so nathan, if you could, please, hit the lights. show us our first clip. [inaudible] can we see it? [inaudible] [inaudible] >>> well, that ask one of, many dramatic representation of the military commissions project at guantanamo. one thing that we learned from it the people involved are extraordinarily good looking. it's actually from the television show, j.a.g., which no longer on the

. >> national lampoon's christmas vacation. >> seriously? >> going down the roof. yeah. >> love actually, i think. a lot of good classics. but that one, it always makes me cry a little. it always gets me in the christmas spirit. i just love that story. >> because i'm from cleveland i have to say a christmas story. who doesn't love ralphy. it's hilarious. it is a modern day classic. there's a museum at the actual house in cleveland. go, home down. >> go, cleveland. >> christmas story. have you heard that before yet? >> yeah. it's popular. >> it's my favorite. i love it. go shoot your eye out. >> christmas vacation. chevy chase. we have a family tradition on christmas each, my entire extended family, parents, aunts, uncles, cousins, we gather around and match the movie. every christmas eve we assign each character in the movie we say, oh, that's you, receive. oh, that's you, uncle tommy. we know all the jokes. we have been at it for 20 years now. >> love actually. all you need is love. >> and what's my favorite holiday movie? well, the original miracle on 34th street. i lo

here was the daily show's jon stewart lampooning that decision. >> the latest change is strictly cosmetic! get out! got rid of that smiling lady. although i'm not sure the new home page is an improvement. >> in reality the woman's name was adriana. she went public in november telling abc she'd become the victim of cyber bullying. >> as a kid i never went through that. but now i am. it's bullying. >> it is bullying. >> but at the same time, you know, i thought i had to do this for my child. i'm here to stand up for myself and defend myself. >> dean, what was the back story here? she posed in exchange for free photographs or something? >> for nothing. they paid her nothing. and look what she got in exchange. they said we're going to use your photo on some of the rollout. i bet you under their hushed breath, they were like you're going to be the home page. but they didn't want to say that to her. nobody would want to be on the home page. then she was demonized. bloggers on the right called her the most despised person in america which is a high bar because conservatived hate a lot of women.

a fruit juice company lampooned him in a commercial. >> ♪ puttin' on the ritz >> and his well-connectedartner, vladimir potanin, suggested it would be a good time for prokhorov to sell his share of their joint ventures, which he did for $10 billion, just two months before the international financial crisis devastated the russian stock market. with prokhorov sitting on a mountain of cash, he became the richest man in the country. and it might not have happened without those party girls. >> it's a part of any business to be lucky. >> and you sold at just the right time. >> miracle happens. >> it's safe to say that there aren't any nba owners with stories like that one. and prokhorov's life in the opaque world of russian business presented a unique challenge for the national basketball association, which is charged with investigating the personal and business background prospective nba owners. but commissioner david stern says prokhorov passed all the tests. you think he's a man of character? >> i think he's as man who has passed a very tight security check, and nobody has come up with any

they were the lampoon crowd along with the head of that at that time, conan o'brien.i've been told this and i'm not sure that i can get the details right about himself and his cronies contriving an invitation to speak as a man of letters and the actor who played robin in batman movies and somehow they were managing to filter this and pretending to be the penguin, i think it is, and negotiating for the return of this cost into the great hilarity of their entire campus. and there's a mutual friend who is a part of this as well, part of the military commission in describing something of a combination between edward murrow and david letterman. so we welcome you and we thank you for coming. [applause] >> thank you. i was just going to say that i didn't realize that the judge was going to mention it. that is but i was quick to say that he was forced to take this end he invited me here anyway. so showing me his judicial temperament and good spirits. so for the record it was burt ward who played in the batman television series. for those who want to get the exact details, loo

remember in the movie national lampoons christmas vacation, chevy chase's character uses 25,000 individual,000. that light show includes a life size snowman family, fake ginger bread homes that are the size of dog houses and also an ode to the university of nebraska. >>> this year, a number of churches around the country report figures of baby jesus being stolen from nativity scenes. now a company is offering a solution. a small gps device can be installed on the baby jesus figures. the company says if they turn up missing, the holiday thief can hopefully be tracked down using that gps device. >>> people in utah are lining up to get married after a federal judge struck down the state's ban on same-sex marriage. yesterday, the judge ruled that the ban was demeaning, for no reason. three same-sex couples had sued the state, trying to overturn the ban. the national organization for marriage called the ruling a, quote, travesty of justice. the state has filed an appeal on the ruling. >>> well, barbecue restaurant in washington, dc is serving up more than just ribs. it is helping at-risk use le

. >> harvard lampoon? >> maybe. >> please. >> that's -- it makes me sad that anyone would sit and write something like this and think this way. what this pope is talking about what's happening in this world and trying to -- >> is reality. >> yeah. >> reality. >> okay. so there's it no argument here. willie, you're all for bloomb g bloomberg's piece, right? >> no, i'm not. >> good. let's move on. steve ratner, you've got charts on the spending debate which seems to be a debate in washington. >> yeah. i've got one chart as you know, the house last week passed the budget agreement. it's still in front of the senate where althere's a lot of pushback from conservative republican senators who thinks it does too much on the spending side. let's look at this package which i view anyway as being somewhat minim minimalist. show you projected spending going back to 2008 in some of the key categories. the red line is the -- what we call discretionary spending, domestic programs like infrastructure, transportation, education. includes defe

. >> no, it is -- >> oh "national lampoon." >> get you something to eat?. >> you can't see? >> no, i can't -- >> i know the prompter, you can't see that well. >> no, no, no. no. men versus women, holiday wish list is what we're going to talk about next. >> okay. a lot of you guys are again at home opening presents. what presents do men and women really want? okay. so this surprised me. women really want those gift cards. >> and yet suze orman told us that's the worst gift. >> they want them but they don't use them. they put it in their wallet and it goes away. >> i get starbucks one, though, kathie's spoiled because she goes like three times a day. i think it depends on the person, you know. if your favorite store is, say, saks fifth avenue and you get a saks fifth avenue one you're going to go. you've got to know the person, hoda woman. >> another thing women love geting are clothes. >> i like getting clothes if my mom gets them. if someone else gets you a sweater or top. >> it becomes, again, those kinds of things are very iffy if you don't know the pers