"al capone la lana". ya hace mucho que no puedo poner lana aquí, en la casa. mal. me fue peor que un búfalo pastanto en nueva york hace 10.000 años, cuando aquí, en méxico, ya había fósiles en la unam. carlos: no me digas, plácido, el desgraciado de don justo te volvió a humillar como el inútil, bueno para nada y haragán que eres. plácido: ¿qué dijiste? carlos: que él cree que eres. plácido: no solamente eso. me tuvo esperándolo tres horas, mi vida. no sin antes encargarme que le lavara el coche. ay, que le llevara su café y que le calentara en el micro sus campechanas con nata. renata: ay, entonces finalmente te regresó tu trabajo. plácido: qué me va a regresar el trabajo, ni qué arjona componiendo canciones para la ópera de parís. luego de escupirme la campechana en la cara porque se quemó. estaba hirviendo la campechana que le dí, porque ¿qué creen? se me quemó la campechana en el micro. todos: ah. arnoldo: solamente a un tarado se le ocurre quemar una campechana. plácido: ¿has oído esa frase de "tronó como campechana"? pues tronó como campechana. arnoldo:

songs and hilarious gifts and a holiday special that includes celebrity guest like kendall jenner and lana delray. catch the christmas show on amazon prime video. and tune in tonight for a blast from the past. >> rudolph with you know so bright. once you guide my sleigh tonight. >> the iconic animated christmas special rudolph the red nose reindeer first aired in 1964. for the 55th year in a row. he saves christmas again tonight right here on cbs. >>> aarp is out of the list of nominees for 19th annual movies for grown-ups award. robert de niro, tom hanks, renie zellweger and al pacino are among the nominees. nominees must be 50 or older for consideration. catch that movie, on pbs, january 19. that is your i and entertainment. cbs news. select the stretch of ugly football and from bad to worse yesterday and we are going to break down what they are calling a super bowl preview in baltimore. >> and got a live look out side. this is out side of the international airport. it is raining and windy out there. so if you're heading to the airport, any of those airports, be sure now this is a deal t

. - lo que necesito es una bodega para seguirte aguantando esa lana que me debes. - el chico que se pusolas cosas mÁs grandes.

>>they were overwhelming favorites and lana weekend hanging around and they made a stretch.lly got that offense going down at the end and they made that big play so they got the trap game last out of the way get another chance against the rams the big thing here though is you don't want to be thinking too far ahead about the seattle game next week because that's so important but the mission is clear here for the 49 ers are right you have to win out when the west and also get yourself back into the mix for the top seed to make sure the road to the super bowl goes through levi's good plan all right, thank you >>all right. >>they say he really is a good boy but one police pup was caught stealing toys which were donated for the holidays when the give started disappearing from a police station donation drive officers had no suspects that is until they caught the culprit read paul and found out it was an inside job in franklin is his name is really a therapy dog for a boston area police department he tried to evade officers look at him here. he led them on a his then will not face

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lana delray said she will announce let release a spoken word album for one dollar. some of the profits will go to native american organizations across america. the album drops january 4. >>> a chilling documentary. featuring a former nfl player convicted of murder. the three-part docu-series includes courtroom footage from the trial. the former new england patriots tightened with convicted of killing his friend 2015. hernandez was found dead in his jail cell in 2017. taylor inside of the amount of aaron hernandez out and like stanley 15th. maren austin, cbs news, los angeles. >>> the sharks were looking to rebound after a disappointing loss and the raiders were looking to keep their playoff hopes alive in los angeles as they battled the tartars. this is all coming up. >>> let's take a live look outside. san jose international airport >>> good monday morning. i live look at the bay bridge. you can see patchy fog out there. we are looking at dense fog for the tri-valley and the north bay. it is chilly. bundle up heading out of the door. close to freezing the upper 50s

lana: starting this weekend new zealand, it will be against the law to have military-style semiautomatics. the country banned the weapons after people were killed in christchurch earlier this ar. there has been a nationwide amnesty for those willing to ha in their guns. reporter: a community struggling to grieve. this is not only a place of worship, but also the scene of the attack that shocked the world. friday prayers bring a moment of reflection, but also pain. what happened here changed new zealand. with unity came a warning of th need to guainst extremism. >> i sat here against the window. reporter: nathan smith is the only british survivor of the shooting.an he sawof the congregation killed. >> they were my friends. if i leave because of what heel has done, i ike i'm letting them down. has won. he? he is not going toin, is reporter: on the 15th of march, a loneunn walked into this mosque armed with a semiautomatic military style weapon. he killed 51 pple and injured dozens more. new zealand is now determined to make sure nothing like this ever happs again. and this is what they are

. >> lana. >> arya. >> nixon. >> corgan. >> and april. >> and we're the hawthornes. >> reporter: these these sisters and their brothers began living together as foster children. terry and mike hawthorne took them in. high school sweet hearts, married 36 years. they'd already raised four adult biological kids giving new meaning to the phrase big happy family. while mike earns a living landscaping, it's 54-year-old terry whose full-time job is to care for the extended brood. >> we searched all over for that yesterday. >> reporter: why did you end up with this gigantic family? >> we started fostering and went through about 80 children. we got corgin, knew we couldn't let him go. and they try to keep sibling groups together. we found a larger sibling group, we thought there were only three. then we found out there was five. then a little brother, six. it kept on going from there. >> reporter: how do you make room in your heart for that many children? >> it's something the good lord does. i don't know how else. >> reporter: life has been far from easy for these kids, but in some ways, they

lana wilkinson reports.who died trying to rescue his daughter. and here he is with nine—year—old comfort. they were on a family holiday when on christmas eve, she got into difficulty in this hotel swimming pool. despite her father's efforts, she also died, as did her 16—year—old brother, praise—emmanuel, who also tried to help. postmortem examinations confirmed that all three drowned. a 14—year—old girl, the children's sister, raised the alarm. today in south—east london, neighbours of the family have been speaking of their shock. they were just beautiful, lovely people. i'm absolutely devastated. i cannot... i'm still trying to get it in my head that this has really happened to them. it's just so cruel. it's just so unfair. yes, it's shocking, shocking, to hear somebody died by drowning, especially, who went for holiday. it is a bit shocking. mr diya was a parish pastor. one of the churches he was associated with has paid tribute, saying their thoughts were with his family and friends at this difficult time

lana graduated with a masters in science and biology and aaron graduated from a kipp connection high school. [applause] >> we just planned that you will consider keeping kipp open because it really worked. thank you. [applause] >> good evening. i am a seventh grade student at kipp. i am speaking for the students in the audience and can't make it. it is special to me. there are so many reasons. the main one is that teachers really care about making sure everyone in the class learns. that makes me feel like they care about me. the teachers always give us extra help. when a student doesn't help they can go to re-teach. a teacher stays after school to teach students what they don't understand. for example equations. students can go there to redo work. a teacher helped me adding and subtracting. i have learned it and mastered it. teachers help in learns to prior ties if you know what you need to work. i am thankful for the extra work we do. in conclusion i know my teachers want me to succeed. that makes me feel like home. please vote yes to keep my school open. thank you. (applause). >> i

lana is twenty four she grew up in the loft and regions and underprivileged area in the northeast ofz close to the borders with belgium luxembourg and germany. after moving to paris at sixteen she struggle to make ends meet and ended up living in squats sewing sub passion and here she is being coached by a pro designer he said kosha. it's true in the beginning we does have strong ideas about things and we could easily have veered off into costume. what i mean is would be up for wearing all sorts of things i had like a traffic cone or whatever and she was really good coming down well we like funny things stuff that's a different but at the same time it can. too extreme. you have to be able to wear. ninety threes collectivive collection was held up as one of the best example. of creative energy this year. this generation is really committed. socially and politically. and this collective is even more so because they're totally aware of the issues we face in terms of the planet. and they also asking the question. what meaning to be making close today. and that's very positive for the fas

released its best albums four of the top five records were made by women ariana grande's thank you next, lanaber three and swifties can rejoice because "lover" came in fourth congrats, ladies. >>> a utah man was caught on camera while driving on the interstate playing while he was behind the wheel with both hands on the instrument n none on the wheel. the teenager shared the clip with teachers at their school. they know the guy. y plays the trumpet while driving. >> wow they even know who he is. >> come on, man. it's one thing if you're at a stop sign. that's the highway. >> that's a problem. it's going to catch up with him. >>> alright. up next bill's got the forecast fousr for the weekend. >>> just ahead, why a boy invited his entire kindergarten class to a very special day in court. ♪ work so hard ♪ give it everything you got ♪ strength of a lioness ♪ tough as a knot ♪ rocking the stage ♪ and we never gonna stop ♪ all strength, no sweat. ♪ just in case you forgot ♪ all strength. ♪ no sweat secret. all strength. no sweat. you sure you don't want me to come with you? i'm very sure. because i

. >> reporter: lana spent more than a year fine-tuning the cabin with a particular emphasis on the seat. they have memory foam, a new curved back the passengers set for the back in the seat opening up more legroom while increasing the amount of free recline. the roads are still just 28 inches apart with a curved design and moving the seat back pocket to the top has freed up two inches of usable space and, they have added a real tray table. >> people will see the story and go this is all just an excuse to shrink the space and cram more people on the planes. >> that is not what we are doing, the number of seats are still 182. what did change was the livable space. >> reporter: we flew with alaska airlines and frequent flyers over california's bay area for a sneak peak of the new cabin. the only rows that are closer together on this plane were in first class. the new seeds created by bmw design works are intended to feel a bit like a luxury car. >> the memory foam was to give the guest a more comfortable feeling. >> reporter: jetblue has spent years working on its new cabin, the leisure ca

you for having us let's start with atlanta where you are where you both reside ties to why didn't lana decide to close one of its biggest homeless shelters the peachtree pine and did that play a part in the recent hypothermia ducks as some are some are saying. yes so the closure of peach tree and pines homeless shelter was absolutely i think a cause of a lot of the hypothermia deaths that have been happening teacher in pine with a shelter that pretty much didn't turn anyone away they didn't have a lot of barriers to entry and they had about 800 beds on any given night willing to accept you know whoever needed whoever needed shelter on a cold night. i think that the city closed the shelter essentially after years of spending millions of dollars actively seeking to shut it down because of the capitalist interest in the land i think the shelter sits in a pivotal place in midtown atlanta and the fact that it had been bought by emory hospital a private institution. as sort of a way to turn around the neighborhood to make the neighborhood more palatable for a catalyst investment are definite

of origin or are are they going to be buried in and what the book itself but we've been speaking to lana del here is from the international organization for migration and he told us that people are being exploited by callous smugglers but i think we can fairly assume that this is the result nancy where the vessel overcrowded as we're learning or 150 people who are out of fuel so it speaks really to the callousness of the smugglers the smuggling operation well of course that made their money already in this here into the wilderness and i think that's basically the problem here is that you're being exploited well we're going to maginot they're deeply traumatized and our stocks are you as you rightly say are there. any authority these people will be will lead to medical care and then really to establish like where what's their origin that we understand from the gambia and try to help them return in a in a dignified and way as possible and i mean that. all of this is that there is no happy solution for people who take these routes and especially when things like this happen they are actually

lana wohljack.t's my understanding of my years having served on the arts commission, it's great that we are here making part of the history. and i think that summarized what i have to say, yeah. that's it. >> great. thank you. commissioner black? >> i just want to mention that i strongly support this endeavor. i would like to see -- and i'm sure it's already being planned as part of the chehs component, but i'd like to see a strong education component for members of the community. part of the cultural places are no longer present, so there should be a mechanism of which people are informed of this incredibly important part of san francisco. i found commissioner matsuda's comments to be really well formed, and i support them completely. >> thank you. commissioner pearlman? >> from a process standpoint, i don't know if they finished their presentation, so i just wanted to make sure that's the case. >> well, we're in questions. >> but i didn't know if they were done with their presentations. >> staff d

the person in charge is lana miller. [applause] >> thank you, mayor breed. thank you. thank everybody who allowed us to be part of this effort. it is very, very important. as we see homelessness is continuing to increase all of the time. we are tasked with continuing to find ways to deal with it. a lot of people, sometimes people get frustrated in the city and there is a lot of that. what i see from my perspective because as mayor breed said we are all around the city in every intersection where you see a mix of homelessness and mental illness and addiction, there we are. from what i have seen from that perspective and talking with people from all over the country is this situation is only getting worse. we are not in a position to say we don't want to deal with it. we can't deal with it, we must deal with it and we must find creative ways to address people with love, with respect, with dignity. as supervisor brown said, that used to be her. it used to be and is a lot of our family members. it is not going anywhere. it is up to us as human beings to find ways to scale

. ♪ [music break] amy: "old money" by lana del ray. this is democracy now!democracynow.org, the war and peace report. i am amy goodman. we are broadcasting from inside the united nations climate summit here in madrid, spain. as world leaders have gathered here to address the clclimatee crisis, massssive wildfires hahe engulfed australia in flflames d smoke. more than 100 climate-fueled blazeses have killed at least sx people and pushed air quality levels in sydney to 12 times hazardous levels. this y year is the worst wildfie season in australia's history. on wednesday, thousands braved extremeack smoke and air pollution to protest the government's climate inaction outside sydney's town hall. >> we are here because we care about the future of our childldn and their children's children. [applause] we are going to send a message herer leaders that we are and we have had enough. amy: for more, we are joined here in madrid by australian environmental scientist bill hare, the director of climate analytics and a coordinator of the climate action tracker, which mon

are looking at some rain in the forecast with the temperature there at the ball drop at about 4 and lana looks quite nice but over 2. chicago it is going to be a combination of rain snow and also when spectacle thank you kevin miller still ahead for you on al-jazeera odd. more protests across france as the labor unions try to keep up the pressure on president across its pension reforms and in sports sailing is the start as the 75th sydney to hobart race comes to an end better than the rest of the sport that. a university degree to be a doctor or a teacher but without any study or exe and one on one east investigates the pakistani company at legibly selling fake degrees to the dolls and the police around the world on al jazeera and. al jazeera where every. information indicates that you have or associated with a least apartment has the potential to be biased in a number of different ways there are too many opportunities for the computer to get who's checking those offices who commit those data entry is wrong to be saying that your son the truth is wrong to. kill becoming a suspect before

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. >> el cantante colombiano disfruto junto a su familia de un taller de lana en colombia.ercicios en diferentes lugares. >> un dÍa pensamos en invitar a la gente, hace 18 domingos empezamos con esta idea que son sesiones de una hora. empezamos con una clase de siete personas. los ha llegado una cantidad de gente impresionante, tenemos una comunidad latina, nos dimos cuenta que hay una necesidad grande de esta comunidad hermosa. la gente viene a hacer ejercicios pero se va feliz. yo siempre les digo que lo que necesitan son ganas. la misiÓn es tirar este mito, quitarle la falsa idea a la gente de que para tener un estilo de vida saludable necesitas un gran equipo. necesitas tener esas ganas de empezar. este progreso que vas viendo semana a semana es lo mÁs inspirador por un. >> nos es crimen de todas las ciudades, hay una comunidad de latina tan grande y la gente estÁ con muchas ganas de tener una comunidad. >> quÉ tips nos podrÍas dar? >> lo primero siempre es ponerse a dieta, perder peso, siempre es parte de del top ten, escriban sus metas, pÓnganse una que sea realista.

sale lana luz nuevos detalles sobre la sorpresiva muerte de un reportero de la cadena espn.ran la recomendaciÓn de un doctor. esta otra se enfoca en proteger al consumidor de los altos intereses en prÉstamos, los cuales llegan a ser hasta el 100 o 200%. >> asegura que un prÉstamo de 2500 10.000 $ solamente se le pueda cobrar un 16%. >> se ha sabido que agentes han entrado a salas de corte a travÉs del paÍs buscando inmigrantes, aquÍ en california ya no lo podrÁn hacer. >> no pueden entrar a las cortes civiles. >> a nivel nacional el congreso aumentÓ de 18 a 21 aÑos la edad mÍnima para que puedan comprar tabaco. >> vamos con mucha mÁs informaÓ. >> vamos a hablar de sofÍa días que dejÓ el mundo de la moda y otras situaciones al ver a su hija al filo de la muerte. >> eso cambiÓ vida y empezó un camino la maternidad consciente. >> ella es sofÍa días, su vocaciÓn la descubrió el dÍa que su voz regresÓ a su bebita de la muerte. >> el ginecÓlogo me dijo que serÍa un parto maravilloso y se convierte en un parto de 36 horas que acabÓ en cesÁrea de emergencia. me dijeron que le hablar