now the lance et has since declared the study an elaborate fraud. but how you can trust the lance et. they have a history of publishing fraudulent studies. so clearly vaccines are dangerous. luckily, some parents have found a safer alternative. >> a group of parents reportedly intentionally infecting their kids with the chicken pox virus. members with infected children are reportedly sending infected lollipops and saliva through the mail. >> then a healthy kid would lick t get chicken pox and wouldn't need to get the vaccine. >> stephen: yes, chicken pox lollipops. it's got the delicious taste kids love with the proven effectiveness of something licked by a stranger. and they are guaranteed not to harm your kid's mental development. although if you are giving them mail-order lollipops licked by a stranger, your kids mental development may not be the main concern. (laughter) now unfortunately-- (cheers and applause) >> stephen: unfortunately, folks, the government is taking this candy from our babies. >> well, not only do doctors say it is dangerous