still to come, music from tory lanez.ix lately are murderers being made, our next guest has a new standup special to cheer you up, "comedy camisado" premieres a week from tomorrow. please say hello to hannibal buress. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> what's up, man? >> jimmy: i'm admiring your shirt, what is going on there? >> my shirt? it's a lady taking off her panties by standing by a dog. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> it's laundry day. this wasn't my first choice. >> jimmy: how are you doing? i see you on tv all the time, i saw you in the movie with will ferrell, mark wahlberg. things aring going well? >> things are cool. >> jimmy: is standup still your main thing, the thing you love more than anything? >> no, i like selling cell phones now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that would be an interesting left turn for you to take. >> i did a commercial for a cell phone company. and so i started having people hit me up out of nowhere. a buddy from high school wrote me saying, hey, man, saw that commercial, real cool stuff, i got to come chec

lanez. there's new barbie dolls on the way. for years there's been criticism about barbie's physique being unobtainable, a false image for girls. barbie is now available in three new body types. kendall, kylie, and khloe i think. no. no, here they are. alongside the classic barbie, the first one, that is petite barbie. i guess to make shorterirls feel better? she's like kind of fun-sized. the next is tall barbie. that's progressive. they made her from a model into a supermodel. and this is what they call curvy barbie. also known as barbie-q. and i guess this is the one real women's bodies? why is curvy barbie dressed like an insananperson? why is she wearing a bow like the one see on cars when the husband gives his wife a new mitsubishi for christmas? mattel says these new barbie dolls are designed to more accurately reflect the body types of the creepy middle-aged men who collect them. i don't know, hopefully this will make young girls feel good about themselves, i don't know. from my own p

tory lanez from the samsung stage tonight. this is a scary picture by the way. it looks like his fingernail's going through his nose. next week, we have a great week of guests including kate winslet, richard dreyfus, jason sudeikis, lionel richie, channing tatum, regina king, george clooney, dave salmoni will bring his wild animal friends, and we will have music from old dominion, kopecky and elton john will be back. he couldn't stay away. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: please join us for ch and every one of those our first guest tonight is a two-time golden globe-nominated actor who successfully battled heroin in "trainspotting" and sith lords in "star wars." now he is the villainous cowboy colin mccann in "jane got a gun." it opens in eaters tomororw, please say hello to ewan mcgregor. [ cheers and applalae ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> good, and you? >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> great to see you. the actor who successfully battled heroin? i was standing there going, no, i didn't. >> jimmy: in that role. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: i was impressed that you r

and music from tory lanez with cleto and the cletones. and now, get it together, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. sweet passionate love, i appreciate it. last night was guillermo's birthday. i say we had a 432-foot-long margarita funnel. it started on the roof, went four flights of stairs down to it put the "fun" back in "funnel" last night. you drank quite a bit. >> guillermo: i had a great time. >> jimmy: yeah, we had to send you home in a car. >> guillermo: yeah, your assistant took me home. >> jimmy: my assistant took you home? when you got home your family was there, did they have dinner ready for you? >> guillermo: they had food but i told them, let's cut the cake, i'm tired, i'm going to go to sleep. >> jimmy: you skipped your birthday dinner? >> guillermo: yeah, i was tired. >> jimmy: what food did they have for you? >> guillermo: thai food. >> jimmy: wow, this is a melting pot, you know? all right, so you went right to sleep. you're a lot of fu

"nightline" is next but first making his late-night television tory lanez! just keepin' it honest you wouldn't want a young -- if i wasn't whippin this foreign that's why i came back top down you gon have to do more than just say it you gon have to do less when you do it lil mama you know i show it always want you to prove it you gon have to do more than just say it you gon have to do less when you do it lil mama you know i show it so you gon need to more than just prove it ooh babe and you know you know and you know in this foreign car let it go and you know you know and you know in this foreign car let you know but how you know that i want you and you want me but i not know you know i know that this ain't right cause you and me cause i got dough inside my foreign slam my door you know i know that you been on it but i been on it on the low so let a young -- get down on it yeah love when you spin round on it yeah even though a young -- want you shawty i promise the truth and when i come down on it yeah you love when i'm down on it yeah you know i'm gonna spe

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ewan mcgregor, comedian hannibal buress, "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and music from tory lanezow, get it together, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

ewan mcgregor, comedian hannibal buress, "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and music from tory lanezeto and the cletones. and now, get it together, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

tomorrow night, ewan mcgregor, music from tory lanez. please join us for all of that. by the way my security guard is hammered right now. completely drunk. >> guillermo: only a little bit. >> jimmy: apparently he had trouble at a restaurant called casa vega. we're getting into that. we'll get to the bottom of it. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a giant in the world of sports -- and a giant really just in the world. he has four nba championship rings on his fingers and a superman tattoo on his arm. watch him on tnt thursdays on "inside the nba." please say hello to shaquille o'neal. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how's it going? >> doing fine, how are you? >> jimmy: doing well, thank you. >> yes, i am. working out. >> jimmy: thank you for coming on guillermo's birthday. did you bring him a gift? did you know it was his birthday? >> no, but i'd like to sing happy birthday to him. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that would be lovely. >> i need the crowd participation. >> jimmy: all right, all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy:

and on thursday, ewan mcgregor, hannibal buress and music from tory lanez. so please join us then. our first guest tonight is a very funny and talented man. he acts by day and rocks by night. his new movie is "kung fu panda 3." it opens in theaters friday. please say hello to jack black. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. that is quite an entrance. [ cheers and applause ] how are you? >> yeah! >> jimmy: that was one of the better entrances we've ever had. >> that is more cardio than i've gotten all week. [ laughter ] and that little 13-second performance. >> jimmy: how are you doing? is that mustache for a role or did you -- >> i was trying out something new. it's my johnny d. [ laughter ] it's also kind of a nod to the great kung fu masters of yore. because i'm in "kung fu panda." so i wanted to -- >> jimmy: well, you're the voice of the panda. your mustache does not actually appear in the film. >> no. but you know, i'm a method actor, and i like to like embody the spirit. >> jimmy: i see. of the kung fu panda. >> exactly. >> jimmy: you were just -- you need a -- should we tak